Massage Parlor Reports

Long time no report in. But I have a bad dream to report. I've been frequenting a location well-known to those who are experienced, and have had good dreams everytime except for the last dream. Had a bad dream about a girl named Sue (or [I]Soo[/I]). Average face, body was pretty good. Probably early to mid 30s. Straight mid-length hair.

Girl was all business-like. She wasn't unfriendly, but I don't think I saw her smile once, and she was very quiet. Now the TS was actually good. She was thorough, which at first, I thought I was going to get some AR. But it didn't happen. Massagi was OK but she kept repeating the same moves over and over for what seemed to be the longest time. Finally on to the main event, starting with a CBJ. It wasn't bad, but certainly wasn't one of the better I've had. Went into mish and she was looking like she didn't like it, so we went into K9. That only lasted a few minutes and she moved herself back into mish. I was like WTF I wasn't done. At this point I was starting to think there was something wrong with her equipment or something. So back in mish, which wasn't that great anyway, a few minutes in I started smelling something foul. No idea where it came from, but it wasn't me. So now, Mr. Happy just wasn't very happy anymore. She wanted to finish with HJ. Fine, we can give it a go. That wasn't happening either, so I suggested CBJ again. She refused on the grounds that we only have one hat and it was already used. So now I just told her to stop.

If I get her next time, I'll definitely ask for to switch. Terrible dream.

[QUOTE=Henry34]I am new, but is 1333 red door is Supra right? Thanks[/QUOTE]
No. 1333 Green is where Koko is.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."

Two words: Mint toothpaste.[/QUOTE]What do you mean Mint toothpaste? Is it supposed to prolong the big O? I've never heard about this. PM me if you want.

Grizz

Doctor Pussy - Asshole is too kind a word for the way you treat these women!

You got better than you deserve!

PLEASE retire...or at least just shut up!

JJ

When I go to these girls, I go for the stroking and not the popping! Hell, I can make myself pop in short order and save the cash!

I find that if things are taking too long it is time to pick up the tempo and move to the congress of the canine with her legs closed. Tighter does it for me.

However; I like to spend at least 30 minutes poking before the big bang!

JJ



[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."

Two words: Mint toothpaste.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grizzley461]What do you mean Mint toothpaste?

Grizz[/QUOTE]Should I bring a tooth brush next time? ;)

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]When I go to these girls, I go for the stroking and not the popping! Hell, I can make myself pop in short order and save the cash!

I find that if things are taking too long it is time to pick up the tempo and move to the congress of the canine with her legs closed. Tighter does it for me.

However; I like to spend at least 30 minutes poking before the big bang!

JJ[/QUOTE]
Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...

By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.

Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type and I have noticed at least one raging discrepancy between the Asian and the White, as follows:

When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it.

The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so!

I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.

All of this proves to me that for this old, short, fat, white guy, the Asian is the best!! Call me a racist if you want but I have yet to find ANY woman who can provide the best pampering and take the hardest pounding better than the Asian!

So, Ladies! Care to prove me wrong? Fellas, how do your experiences compare?

BTW - JJJ, no confusion here! If we do one "J" or two, or even three, we will all get the munchies the same!

"Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me!"

JJ

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...

By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it...The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so![/QUOTE]

And those white chicks NEVER say: "You strong man....you supa-man!..."

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type...I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.[/QUOTE][Color=Blue]Hey, Sleaze, if you want to try some dark meat, then I'd [U]highly[/U] recommend the gal I reviewed a few weeks ago:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=564990#post564990[/url]

Have fun at the Forum, amigo!

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492] ... It's funny how there have been several local news articles (MD, FL, PA, etc.) posted online about dismissed Black Wednesday cases and dropped charges, but in a matter of days, they are gone. Meanwhile, unrelated articles stay online for years. I've seen a few, and would post links but, guess what...they're gone.[/QUOTE]Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.

Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: [url]http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8[/url]

First, thanks Brdcsttech and others for the info on the fortune cookie condo. What an experience. I mean in a bad sense. Only thing that I liked about it was the distance from my house.

Anyways, called up the # that was given to me and some lady called back. I asked her where is it and when can I go. She gave the address and asked her to call her when I get there. So I did. She asked me to dial a front entrance # and go up to the 319. The door was open so I invited myself in and saw this chunky lady named Rebecca. Man. I thought she was the usual DC AMP mammasan but she was not. She was to be my edible fortune cookie. I wanted to just take off but what the heck it was only $1. 50 a bit cheaper than DC. She asked me to sit and wait at the bedroom for few minutes. Once she came back I wasn't sure what to do since it was my 1st time. I handed her the money and she took it with a smile. I asked her "shower shower" and she replied "no no". I knew this was bad if I don't even get to shower. She asked me to take off my clothes and I did. She started massaging or rub me (at least I think that's what she was doing) for 10 minutes. Afterwards, it was time. It started with BBBJ then to CBJ. It was alright but nothing spectacular. She rode me first but we switched to doggie. I finished it off with mish and I was glad that it was over. 45 minutes passed and it seemed like forever. She brought some wet towel to clean me up and asked me 'you likey' and I was in silence. Got dressed and head home.

It was sad that my first condo experience had to turn out this way. I guess careful DC AMP will continue.

Grade:

Rebecca
between 40 - 45
chunky
looks (4)
s-line (none)
top (D cup)
natural forest
massage (2)

Until next time.

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.

Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: [url]http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8[/url][/QUOTE]About that article...I found it funny that one of the arrested women's names was "Soo Mi". I guess they eventually did.

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.

Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: [url]http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8[/url][/QUOTE]

From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
[quote][i][b]In letters to The City opposing the change of ownership, neighbors characterized the business as a nuisance. Used condoms and syringes litter the street, according to the correspondence, while unsavory characters proposition neighborhood women. Area business owners claimed that Sun Spa drives away potential customers. No individual neighbors contacted for this story wanted to speak.[/i][/b][/quote]

Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have [i][b]anything[/i][/b] to do with an AMP?

that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:


Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have [i][b]anything[/i][/b] to do with an AMP?

that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.[/QUOTE]Ah, but, the condoms, syringes, AND the piss could come from those who were not allowed in when they pushed the buzzer! The slippery slope...dude gets upset, pisses everywhere, fucks anything that moves, then shoots up so he can forget whatever he just fucked in the back alley.

Seriously though, it's a ridiculous argument. From what I've seen, an AMP in a neighborhood discourages other crimes because there is more activity. The kinds of crimes that they try to make some connection to happen were the streets are either undeveloped or the neighborhood businesses are closed for the night.