Space Cadets

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;4949992]RoadWarrior, contrary to recent reporting, there are definitely mongers who enjoy your poem-infused reviews; me for starters.

I, for one, deeply appreciate the creativity you inject into your reports. I have no interest in a forum where reviews are delivered in sound bites or read like a date night checklist. I have never logged on and thought to myself, "Gee, I hope I'm not entertained right now". I don't want to read only what a bloke did. I want to read what he though, felt, and learned. I want to vicariously experience what he experienced, if only momentarily. And you know what brother? It's hard to beat the efficiency and efficacy of communicating in well written verse.

Just look at those stanzas from The Ballad of Reading Gaol that DJMiles so aptly pointed out. In a few lines of verse, Oscar Wilde conveys some extraordinarily deep (and troubling) insights that nearly every monger, nay every human, will readily recognize in themselves and in their own relationships, past and present.

The bottom line is that we can't control what others like, what they appreciate, what they "get," and anyone who tries has embarked upon a fools errand. You posts are honest, on-topic, respectful of others, and you clearly enjoy what you are doing. Those are the only attributes you need to post whatever the hell you want as far as I'm concerned.

You keep doing you and this rogue's gallery will be all the richer for it.

Cheers mate![/QUOTE]Thank you, Sir! I appreciate the encouragement. I've also noticed some others, BBC386 and Jmoedb for instance, have been writing with a little more flair. The posts are enjoyable to read and I appreciate their efforts. I was a little surprised that someone would get a burr in their knickers over rhyming words. It made me think of the quote by Abraham Lincoln. Fortunately, the forum has this nice ignore feature.

Unrelated. Good luck if you're trying to buy a printer for your computer.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4951123]Had I chosen WindowWasher as a screen name, the initials would be WW. In addition, the last word in 13 of the lines matches the original.[/QUOTE]Brevard gets the same clue as Volusia.

[QUOTE=KingSmith82;4954663]Man I just had a great dream with Lele the Brazilian goddess and I always have a good time with her she is my favorite and always will be anyway she looked so damn good this morning and I will see her again when I get off so fellas don't treat her wrong bc she is one of the good ones.[/QUOTE]Out of your eleven posts total, five of those posts over the past two weeks are about Lele! Five of your other posts are brief statements or questions about a SW named Miranda and the remaining post is inquiring about a location on US1. I'm putting this in the category of things that make me go hmmmmm!

Just sent the IRS their quarterly stipend and realized that the words [B]the[/B] and [B]irs[/B] together spell [B]theirs[/B]. How true it is.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4962300]Just sent the IRS their quarterly stipend and realized that the words [B]the[/B] and [B]irs[/B] together spell [B]theirs[/B]. How true it is.[/QUOTE]Sorry RW, but your post really would be more appropriate in the "RIP OFF" thread, don't you think?

Just saying,

DagoRed.

[QUOTE=DagoRed;4973021]Sorry RW, but your post really would be more appropriate in the "RIP OFF" thread, don't you think?

Just saying,

DagoRed.[/QUOTE]I think you're right.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4955268]Out of your eleven posts total, five of those posts over the past two weeks are about Lele! Five of your other posts are brief statements or questions about a SW named Miranda and the remaining post is inquiring about a location on US1. I'm putting this in the category of things that make me go hmmmmm![/QUOTE]Nice work Sherlock LOL. Best case scenario would be to fire up pornhub than to spend 15 min with her. Covered everything, Why bother? BJ with a cover is worthless I'd save the coin for sure!

[QUOTE=Sunny1966;4974735]Nice work Sherlock LOL. Best case scenario would be to fire up pornhub than to spend 15 min with her. Covered everything, Why bother? BJ with a cover is worthless I'd save the coin for sure![/QUOTE]Like washing your feet with your socks on.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4985187]Like washing your feet with your socks on.[/QUOTE]Agree! What's the point? That's as bad as reading about AMPs where they are using Saran Wrap! Too much!

I started trying to find a date for when I got to Satellite Beach. I noticed the ladies that contacted me had a bad reputation here. The ones that either didn't have a bad reputation, or couldn't find info on, where not responding.

Then I come across this lady. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-and-see-exactly-why-my-he/685953126617[/URL].

I figured why not. I won't have to tell my friends about it and seeing someone with an oral fixation will fit the need. From her responses, can tell she is having some bad luck. She was not certain she was going to be there today or not. I am not really interested in being captain save a hoe, so really didn't enquire.

I call today and she is still there. Her phone is acting up. She really needs the date because it's going to cost $70 to get her phone fixed. I say ok and let her know when I plan to leave. I get the hotel info. I get the room number, but you can not get to it without going inside, unless someone let's you in. Let's me know she will be wearing a sweater.

It's,raining sideways. I cannot see 5 feet in front of me and she is, sending instructions and asking for a reply. It was raining hard enough that I would have canceled if she were not in fire need.

I text her when 15 away. Still did not read nor respond to her texts. She was telling me to pull to the other side of building. I drive around building looking for her. I see a girl in a sweater by the lobby, so I pull in. Don't see her when parked. So I go in lobby and wait, thinking the girl I saw was her and she would be right back.

I text and no answer. I let her know I am going to bolt if I don't hear something. I wait a few and say goodbye.

I slowly go to my truck. I put directions in navigation. I am intentionally going slow. I had been tgere to long already.

Here is the funny part. I see her. I give her a look and she points at the phone. I now and park truck. I saw her with a guy I thought was her boyfriend. I tell her she scared me a little and had asked him just to back off. We walk all the way around the building. Go to a door and she waits for me to open it. I say you have the key. She looks confused and said no you do, oh you are the wrong guy.

I walked back to my truck. She had been texting me. I didn't respond because I was with the wrong escort. Probably screwed that guys night up too.

Ouch. Reminds me of the story on here about the monger that went to visit Jes and went to the wrong house and was about to go into the house before realizing she thought he was the pool maintenance guy LOL Anyway, a shame you missed out on Lauren. She is no looker, but is very genuine and delivers the goods especially if you enjoy face-fucking BJs.

[QUOTE=TheLibertarian;4986980]I started trying to find a date for when I got to Satellite Beach. I noticed the ladies that contacted me had a bad reputation here. The ones that either didn't have a bad reputation, or couldn't find info on, where not responding.

Then I come across this lady. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-and-see-exactly-why-my-he/685953126617[/URL].

I figured why not. I won't have to tell my friends about it and seeing someone with an oral fixation will fit the need. From her responses, can tell she is having some bad luck. She was not certain she was going to be there today or not. I am not really interested in being captain save a hoe, so really didn't enquire.

I call today and she is still there. Her phone is acting up. She really needs the date because it's going to cost $70 to get her phone fixed. I say ok and let her know when I plan to leave. I get the hotel info. I get the room number, but you can not get to it without going inside, unless someone let's you in. Let's me know she will be wearing a sweater.

It's,raining sideways. I cannot see 5 feet in front of me and she is, sending instructions and asking for a reply. It was raining hard enough that I would have canceled if she were not in fire need.

I text her when 15 away. Still did not read nor respond to her texts. She was telling me to pull to the other side of building. I drive around building looking for her. I see a girl in a sweater by the lobby, so I pull in. Don't see her when parked. So I go in lobby and wait, thinking the girl I saw was her and she would be right back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4970986][B][i]How many slams in an old screen door?
Depends how loud you shut it.
How many slices in a bread?
Depends how thin you cut it.
How much good inside a day?
Depends how good you live em.
How much love from an escort?
Depends how much you give em.[/i][/B][/QUOTE]I couldn't find record of anyone identifying this gimme, so I'll do it here just in case. This comes from [I]How Many, How Much[/I] by Shel Silverstein. I say gimme since it's nearly a word for word reproduction.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=DJMiles;4987653]Ouch. Reminds me of the story on here about the monger that went to visit Jes and went to the wrong house and was about to go into the house before realizing she thought he was the pool maintenance guy LOL...[/QUOTE]Oh come now mate. Like you've never gone to the wrong house and been mistaken for the spa repairman, LOL!

Cheers!

[QUOTE=TheLibertarian;4986980]I started trying to find a date for when I got to Satellite Beach. I noticed the ladies that contacted me had a bad reputation here. The ones that either didn't have a bad reputation, or couldn't find info on, where not responding.

Then I come across this lady. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-and-see-exactly-why-my-he/685953126617[/URL].

I figured why not. I won't have to tell my friends about it and seeing someone with an oral fixation will fit the need. From her responses, can tell she is having some bad luck. She was not certain she was going to be there today or not. I am not really interested in being captain save a hoe, so really didn't enquire.

I call today and she is still there. Her phone is acting up. She really needs the date because it's going to cost $70 to get her phone fixed. I say ok and let her know when I plan to leave. I get the hotel info. I get the room number, but you can not get to it without going inside, unless someone let's you in. Let's me know she will be wearing a sweater.

It's,raining sideways. I cannot see 5 feet in front of me and she is, sending instructions and asking for a reply. It was raining hard enough that I would have canceled if she were not in fire need.

I text her when 15 away. Still did not read nor respond to her texts. She was telling me to pull to the other side of building. I drive around building looking for her. I see a girl in a sweater by the lobby, so I pull in. Don't see her when parked. So I go in lobby and wait, thinking the girl I saw was her and she would be right back.

I text and no answer. I let her know I am going to bolt if I don't hear something. I wait a few and say goodbye.

I slowly go to my truck. I put directions in navigation. I am intentionally going slow. I had been tgere to long already.

Here is the funny part. I see her. I give her a look and she points at the phone. I now and park truck. I saw her with a guy I thought was her boyfriend. I tell her she scared me a little and had asked him just to back off. We walk all the way around the building. Go to a door and she waits for me to open it. I say you have the key. She looks confused and said no you do, oh you are the wrong guy.

I walked back to my truck. She had been texting me. I didn't respond because I was with the wrong escort. Probably screwed that guys night up too.[/QUOTE]That is a shame because Lauren really knows how to please She has an amazing head job and enjoys what she is doing. She has moved now to better accommodation. Check her out, she is worth the drive.

MF.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;4988898]I couldn't find record of anyone identifying this gimme, so I'll do it here just in case. This comes from [I]How Many, How Much[/I] by Shel Silverstein. I say gimme since it's nearly a word for word reproduction.

Cheers!
[/QUOTE]Correct again. Wordsworth's [I]She Was A Phantom of delight[/I] and Silverstein's [I]How Many, How Much[/I] brings the tally to: Brevard - 4 and Volusia - 6. FYI, reports on 9-3, 9-17 and 9-19 are still up for grabs. I've been known to plagiarize the same author more than once.

[QUOTE=DJMiles;4987653]Ouch. Reminds me of the story on here about the monger that went to visit Jes and went to the wrong house and was about to go into the house before realizing she thought he was the pool maintenance guy LOL Anyway, a shame you missed out on Lauren. She is no looker, but is very genuine and delivers the goods especially if you enjoy face-fucking BJs.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=MalteseFalcone;4989780]That is a shame because Lauren really knows how to please She has an amazing head job and enjoys what she is doing. She has moved now to better accommodation. Check her out, she is worth the drive.

MF.[/QUOTE]I did. Had to use a different. Apparently being with the wring escort is not a good reason not to respond to texts. Will probably see again if I am in a hurry. She is, definitely a trooper.