So after a few strenuous physical days at work I figured that I would treat myself to a decent massage at PT. No real reviews on Kay so I figured I'd give it a try. Call and confirm a time with the new mamasan at eleven. She said that she was available at that time so I made my way there, and arrived on time. As I'm being led to the room the new mamasan informs me that Kay was running a little behind, and that it would be 5 or 10 minutes later. I told her that is fine and I started to wait, which isn't typically the case at PT. After 20 minutes of waiting Kay enters the room. She's probably mid-40's, and some fake Cs. Teeth are a little messed up, but whatever.
She then gets the table shower ready, and proceeds to administer a rather lack luster performance of a table shower that wasn't even close to the experiences I've had in the past. We then proceeded back to the room, and what I thought was going to be the massage portion of the event turned into to go time. She proceeded to attempt a body rub, which consisted of her constantly rubbing her bolt ons around my buttocks with an occasional kiss on the back. I thought that this was a bad attempt at trying to set the mood because she never actually engaged in any TUMA or genuine kissing. Every once, and a while she seemed to kiss my taint, but it just wasn't doing anything for me. Sort of like going through the motions, without actually doing anything. After about 5 minutes of that she then tells me to flip. At that point I'm barely even hard, and just not into it at all. So I did the flip, and she then proceeded to get the rubber on, and in not any real confusion as to what was happening. She then administered a somewhat horrible BJ to, which at that point I figured I would try to redeem the session so I try to take things under control. I started to stand up to maybe FF for a few, which she interpreted as me wanting missionary. She started to add lubricant to the rubber, and I tell her no I just wanted a BJ. So she wiped off the lube, and I told her to get on her knees. Which she declined, and she tells me to lean back on the bed. So I do, and at this point I'm thinking this is just wasting my time. So I allowed her to proceed with a BJ, while I'm leaning against the bad to which I somehow managed to pull off finishing. Granted I'm pumped full of the blue pill so she could have wiped it off, and that would have been the same result.
So after all that she then asks me if I wanted a massage, and at that point I'm thinking to myself something has to be better than nothing since I did pay for the full hour thinking that I was going to at least get a decent massage. She then tells me that she is leaving the room to wash up, which I've never had happened before at PT. Upon her arrival she administered an awkward massage, and also a head massage with no lotion face down. After about 10 minutes of that she tells me to flip over, and at that point she gets some sort of lotion, and proceeds to massaging my face. Another first for PT. At this point she chewed up all, but 10 minutes of the hour. It's at this point of the visit that I get a decent look at her backside, and I was taken back by her backside. If I would have seen that earlier on in the massage completion would have been questionable. She proceeded to help me get dressed, and gets me a bottle of water.
Once in the hallway she yells for mamasan, who then apologizes for being a bit behind. I thanked her just to be nice, but not what I would expect at PT at all. I really don't like writing a review like this, but I'm putting it out there. While I was sitting there waiting earlier in the appointment I did hear another monger come in who did receive a table shower immediately after me at about 11:20 according to their clock on the wall, and only did the half hour with Joanne who probably had better service, but would have experienced the same thing with the yelling, and commotion in the hallway, while waiting in the room.
I really hope that this is a one off, because I don't really ask for a lot like what seems to be available at VM. However based on location, and the lack of safety over at LW I probably won't make a return trip there. As far as in the future what's another good option that isn't down in St. Pete? Not looking to drive too far, and PT used to be the spot, but after this last visit it has me rethinking things. I've done Palms as well, but I haven't heard anything good for awhile since everyone seems infatuated with LW or Sunshine.
