Streetwalker Reports

Caught midget on Kolmar Sunday night she said she had her own spot so I said sure hop in since she's always been reliable. Got to her place she had two roommates one we left on Kolmar nice thicker WSW and the other a dope sick blonde that was literally shitting and puking her guts up in the middle of the living room when we came in. That shit was an instant boner killer and stunk to high hell. She convinced me to stay and we went to her room she said she'd give me an hour and a half to do whatever I wanted since I had to see that for $. Got a nice BBJ and pounded her to completion two times tried for a third but I was out of baby gravy so I got dressed and I bullshit you not as we're coming out the room her roommate is literally back in the living room standing in the middle of the floor butt ass naked shitting all over the floor. I hurried out the door. Midget is cool but I think this is the last time I ever see her because of that experience. So if you guys grab her don't go back to her place as long as she still has that roommate shit seems like it could go left at any moment there.

[QUOTE=Archineer;7447652]Caught midget on Kolmar Sunday night she said she had her own spot so I said sure hop in since she's always been reliable. Got to her place she had two roommates one we left on Kolmar nice thicker WSW and the other a dope sick blonde that was literally shitting and puking her guts up in the middle of the living room when we came in. That shit was an instant boner killer and stunk to high hell. She convinced me to stay and we went to her room she said she'd give me an hour and a half to do whatever I wanted since I had to see that for $. Got a nice BBJ and pounded her to completion two times tried for a third but I was out of baby gravy so I got dressed and I bullshit you not as we're coming out the room her roommate is literally back in the living room standing in the middle of the floor butt ass naked shitting all over the floor. I hurried out the door. Midget is cool but I think this is the last time I ever see her because of that experience. So if you guys grab her don't go back to her place as long as she still has that roommate shit seems like it could go left at any moment there.[/QUOTE]Holy fuck, that is the funniest shit I've heard all day! I burst out laughing! I'm still smiling. There is absolutely no demographic or scene in the USA Like the streetwalker scene! These girls are absolutely out of their fucking minds! It makes for horror, erotica, and humor all at once. And half of these women have an active warrant for their arrest! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs and the intelligence. Greetings from Milwaukee.

BS.

[QUOTE=Archineer;7447652]Caught midget on Kolmar Sunday night she said she had her own spot so I said sure hop in since she's always been reliable. Got to her place she had two roommates one we left on Kolmar nice thicker WSW and the other a dope sick blonde that was literally shitting and puking her guts up in the middle of the living room when we came in. That shit was an instant boner killer and stunk to high hell. She convinced me to stay and we went to her room she said she'd give me an hour and a half to do whatever I wanted since I had to see that for $. Got a nice BBJ and pounded her to completion two times tried for a third but I was out of baby gravy so I got dressed and I bullshit you not as we're coming out the room her roommate is literally back in the living room standing in the middle of the floor butt ass naked shitting all over the floor. I hurried out the door. Midget is cool but I think this is the last time I ever see her because of that experience. So if you guys grab her don't go back to her place as long as she still has that roommate shit seems like it could go left at any moment there.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about redhead midget? I didn't think she was working still. I am not sure I could have gone forward.

[QUOTE=BadDances;7447766]Are you talking about redhead midget? I didn't think she was working still. I am not sure I could have gone forward.[/QUOTE]Yeah she's still working she says she only does a couple dates then goes home, that shit killed any urge to ever see her again.

[QUOTE=Archineer;7447652]Caught midget on Kolmar Sunday night she said she had her own spot so I said sure hop in since she's always been reliable. Got to her place she had two roommates one we left on Kolmar nice thicker WSW and the other a dope sick blonde that was literally shitting and puking her guts up in the middle of the living room when we came in. That shit was an instant boner killer and stunk to high hell. She convinced me to stay and we went to her room she said she'd give me an hour and a half to do whatever I wanted since I had to see that for $. Got a nice BBJ and pounded her to completion two times tried for a third but I was out of baby gravy so I got dressed and I bullshit you not as we're coming out the room her roommate is literally back in the living room standing in the middle of the floor butt ass naked shitting all over the floor. I hurried out the door. Midget is cool but I think this is the last time I ever see her because of that experience. So if you guys grab her don't go back to her place as long as she still has that roommate shit seems like it could go left at any moment there.[/QUOTE]LOL. Bro I would have backed out like John Cena and "You can't see me" my way out of there.

[QUOTE=Bhar35;7448437]LOL. Bro I would have backed out like John Cena and "You can't see me" my way out of there.[/QUOTE]😂128514;128514; At the time I was fucking mortified she was in a zombie state swaying and just shitting bro freaked me the fuck out but now after replaying that shit in my head I can't stop laughing.

[QUOTE=Archineer;7448502]😂128514;128514; At the time I was fucking mortified she was in a zombie state swaying and just shitting bro freaked me the fuck out but now after replaying that shit in my head I can't stop laughing.[/QUOTE]Lmao. You must have been down bad. Little head told big head to shut the fuck up, we are doing this. LOL.

[QUOTE=BadDances;7447766]Are you talking about redhead midget? I didn't think she was working still. I am not sure I could have gone forward.[/QUOTE]She's been around a minute, I picked her up in 2018, she knew her way around a dick and didn't finish until I did, it was a good time.

[QUOTE=Archineer;7447905]Yeah she's still working she says she only does a couple dates then goes home, that shit killed any urge to ever see her again.[/QUOTE]Yeah she was always a fun time but often in shady nonsense. I used to see her when she lived at the Shamrock. I haven't seen her since the pandemic. Always appreciated her willingness to satisfy, also she swallowed which I appreciated.

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Why'all be careful out there LOL.

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Why'all be careful out there LOL.[/QUOTE]With Midway pretty much shut down, where is else is there besides fifth? I've tried up and down pulaski between north Ave and Chicago with no luck. I know Lawrence occasionally has some Sws but I'm not driving all the way up there.

Lawrence near Admiral can have nobody walking or I've seen up to 3 out on a given night. It's on my drive home so saw Melody a few weeks ago and pulled a you-turn. She gave good CBJ to completion then coordinated next visit for CBJ then CFS. Said she sometimes has a room and an ad up.

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Picked up Ice on 5th the other night, she was hanging with 2 pregnant girls (WSW / HSW). Had a room, went there but probably wouldn't repeat. Also has an ad.

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Both were QV 140.

CPD are mainly targeting the scantily clad streetwalkers not the local cock sucking crackheads.

A couple of the locals are Couch Surfing while most (Paige, Lisa, Valerie, etc.) are staying at the abandoned Row Houses just west of Cicero.

Phone ahead or drive up and blow your car horn for service.

GSB.

Things are slowing down as it gets colder out but putting the time in this summer has helped me keep the good times rolling. My regular rotation around 5th has been Burgundy, Lolo, Alex, Gypsy, and a few others. Managed to have fun with two girls at a time in almost every variation with those listed. Treat them well, tip well, and you can never fail is my motto. I'm not giving out prices because some of you guys quote the prices on here to the girls and even talk about this site to them. The next move for me is to get 3 or all 4 of them in a room for the day. At least two of them are totally down for it. Stay safe out there.

Two other honorable mentions are Lin a HSW great top and can give a good massage too. The other is some toothless chick that is a WSW near Pulaski and Madison.

Good luck out there.

[QUOTE=GrabSomeBench;7453285]CPD are mainly targeting the scantily clad streetwalkers not the local cock sucking crackheads.

A couple of the locals are Couch Surfing while most (Paige, Lisa, Valerie, etc.) are staying at the abandoned Row Houses just west of Cicero.

Phone ahead or drive up and blow your car horn for service.

GSB.[/QUOTE]What is the cross Street of these row houses? 47th? Thanks in advance.