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[QUOTE=Bob521;2769481]I quite agree I am insane. I've taught four girls now. With two more friends starting this week. Plus my son and daughter. Yesterday, I said to the woman that does acupressure and ED treatment for me. "I trust you with my health. I trust you with my life. Of course I trust you with my car. " She tears up. It's true, actually. As general point, NOBODY does this for Chinese woman, except $500 driving coaches. Based on what I've hear, those guys are a scam. Limited, quickie instruction. Sends them out on the road quite unprepared. Since I actually care about these people, I want them to succeed and be safe. I go to deserted parking lots. Not the open road. I want them to be able to handle a car precisely in a safe place, with "precision" maneuvers, staying in parking lot lines and making precision turns and stops. I tell them up front. Only the parking lot. That way, when they do hire the coach, they can deal with traffic without worrying about remembering how to steer the car. Finally, I say to them. Some day, years from now. You will remember me and the lessons I gave you. You wonder why these people don't charge me for sex? Because we are friends and sex is fun and passionate. Not a business transaction. Bob.[/QUOTE]Bob, if you opened a driving school in Chinatown, you would be a wealthy man. LOL! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Rjohn2308;2770466]Spy Camera DVR HD 32 GB Motion Activated, Remote Control The hidden camera is tiny and its position is so secret, you can use it to shoot a lot of exciting videos. Msg for $ and options [EMAIL]ryder14941@gmail.com[/EMAIL].[/QUOTE]An Illinois statute, makes it illegal to "videotape, photograph, or film" people without their consent in "a restroom, tanning bed, or tanning salon, locker room, changing room or hotel bedroom. " 720 Ill. Comp. Stat. 5/26-4 (a).

Thank you for the info always good to know.

All of this talk about Chinese women driving, made me think of this old comedy bit. The comedian was talking about how bad Asian women in general, are at driving. He went on to say that it must be hard to drive if you are only 5 ft. Tall. He also wondered how in the world you could get a drivers license if you could be blind folded with a piece of dental floss. I think that Bob521 should invest in a go cart for his lady friends and save his car from eventual destruction. SaintChuck.

I made some space. Bob.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2770570]Your inbox is full, FYI.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rjohn2308;2770466]Spy Camera DVR HD 32 GB Motion Activated, Remote Control The hidden camera is tiny and its position is so secret, you can use it to shoot a lot of exciting videos. Msg for $ and options [EMAIL]ryder14941@gmail.com[/EMAIL].[/QUOTE]Don't you think a woman working in an AMP is going to notice something unexpected in the room she normally works in, like a can of spray deodorant? How you going to explain having to have it setting out with a convenient view of the action? Like the title says, I know some guys think AMP providers are stupid, but that stupid? I think not.

Took a friend driving today. She did well. For a while. Then she plowed into a garbage can. Damnit Joe! You were right! We went to that huge parking lot this afternoon. I placed blue plastic recycling bins at four corners of the lot. Essentially a driving rectangle. Not the end of the world. But there is a small scratch on the side of my 14 year old car. I'll buff it out. But I couldn't stop laughing. Also, it was hilarious seeing all the the other cars in the lot leave, after they watched my friend driving into the can. I was driving though Chinatown looking at the dented cars on the way to get her. Then she hits the can. Joe, you jinxed her! HAHAHHAHA! I'm taking a different girl tomorrow, (on the way to a hotel), and a third girl Thursday after we spend time in her apartment. Yeah. Probably cheaper to just pay for sex. LOL. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2770860]All of this talk about Chinese women driving, made me think of this old comedy bit. The comedian was talking about how bad Asian women in general, are at driving. He went on to say that it must be hard to drive if you are only 5 ft. Tall. He also wondered how in the world you could get a drivers license if you could be blind folded with a piece of dental floss. I think that Bob521 should invest in a go cart for his lady friends and save his car from eventual destruction. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

That is why I also do small cameras you can hide yourself.

[QUOTE=Castlerae;2771247]Don't you think a woman working in an AMP is going to notice something unexpected in the room she normally works in, like a can of spray deodorant? How you going to explain having to have it setting out with a convenient view of the action? Like the title says, I know some guys think AMP providers are stupid, but that stupid? I think not.[/QUOTE]You're implying this is the only place where a hidden camera would be used.

[QUOTE=Magooski;2738459]Wishing all of you a very Happy and Mongerific Year! I posted earlier this year about acupuncture for ED. I start in Saturdayfor about 6 treatments. I'll give another update when I'm done.[/QUOTE]I started 4 treatments, total of 8. Mr happy ain't happy yet, but the rest of my body is feeling good. She said it could take a few more treatments and the maybe it's all the medicine I'm taking for this, that and all the other crap. I'll share more later!

Good luck to you. Mine is maybe a little better. But we are concentrating on my diabetes right now. Actually, I gave her a driving lesson this morning, then Lincoln Park Zoo, and five hours in a hotel room this afternoon / evening. She is convinced I made up the ED problem, ("you feel healthy") so I had to go into detail about when the problem occurs. Kinda weird being so candid with a woman about this. She's legit, and I think I posted that I see her every day. Bob.

[QUOTE=Magooski;2772629]I started 4 treatments, total of 8. Mr happy ain't happy yet, but the rest of my body is feeling good. She said it could take a few more treatments and the maybe it's all the medicine I'm taking for this, that and all the other crap. I'll share more later![/QUOTE]

The very thought of it is hilarious. Talking about it, I wonder if anyone makes manual shifts anymore. Which year is yours?

[QUOTE=RonM;2768613]My Car is a 6 speed manual transmission. No way a woman will learn to drive a manual transmission car.[/QUOTE]

Bob, your inbox is full again. Recently I discovered a cool feature when my inbox kept filling up quickly. There's a download-all-messages option that downloaded all my messages into a notepad. Perhaps you already use it but it was a new discovery for me.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2768434]My favorite place is on Harlem (south of 55, not north). Near Toyota Park. 3 hrs $30. Cash. (2 hrs / $25 & 4 hrs $40) No I'd. Registration card, but they don't even look at it. Clean, with fridge & microwave. Table & 2 chairs. Clean towels / linens for a shower. Discrete parking. I know this is not precisely the location you asked for. But its much nicer than other places I've found. To be clear, I only take friends to this place. I never pay them. For the record, I trust nobody would consider using the place for anything other than a casual nap with a close friend. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2775650]The very thought of it is hilarious. Talking about it, I wonder if anyone makes manual shifts anymore. Which year is yours?[/QUOTE]Red 2015 Honda Fit EX.

Guys,

I'm recommending everybody set themselves up with a Vkontakte profile (Russian version of Facebook). I like browsing the suggestive photos of girls in Ukraine. Once you set up a profile, go to Stereo nightclub profile on Facebook. They download photos weekly and some EE girls will tag their photos with their names. Then you can find them on VK and access their friend list. You can browse free porn on VK also.

This weekend I went to a nightclub and saw a really hot Ukrainian there and knew her VK profile. When I got home, I just ripped one off to her hot bikini photos.

I have a regular girl who asked me to see if anyone else would be interested in her services. She is nice and clean and only charges $50 for a massage with an oral release. Looks she isn't the greatest and she is about 40 but a $50 massage with oral one can not be picky. She is located in the western burbs. I am only looking to trade info so, if you are interested let me know.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2775666]Bob, your inbox is full again. Recently I discovered a cool feature when my inbox kept filling up quickly. There's a download-all-messages option that downloaded all my messages into a notepad. Perhaps you already use it but it was a new discovery for me.[/QUOTE]That's a good idea. Download. Hopefully Wife will not find it. I'll clean it out tonight. Bob.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2771262]Took a friend driving today. She did well. For a while. Then she plowed into a garbage can. Damnit Joe! You were right! We went to that huge parking lot this afternoon. I placed blue plastic recycling bins at four corners of the lot. Essentially a driving rectangle. Not the end of the world. But there is a small scratch on the side of my 14 year old car. I'll buff it out. But I couldn't stop laughing. Also, it was hilarious seeing all the the other cars in the lot leave, after they watched my friend driving into the can. I was driving though Chinatown looking at the dented cars on the way to get her. Then she hits the can. Joe, you jinxed her! HAHAHHAHA! I'm taking a different girl tomorrow, (on the way to a hotel), and a third girl Thursday after we spend time in her apartment. Yeah. Probably cheaper to just pay for sex. LOL. Bob.[/QUOTE]Ho Li Fuk! Sorry I jinxed her.

Maybe you should try bumper cars with them the first. Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

Avg Joe.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2776557]That's a good idea. Download. Hopefully Wife will not find it. I'll clean it out tonight. Bob.[/QUOTE]Safer option is to send yourself an email with that file as an attachment and delete the file on local PC. Added bonus is, it is now accessible from anywhere. If you are a bit fancy, you can upload to google drive etc and organize it all there but the path of least resistance is to send it to my gmail account and tag these kinds of emails with a name like M15.

I was wondering who would like to share information on some current UnderGround Bars / Clubs. These would be normal bars / clubs that bring in girls / strippers on certain nights.

[QUOTE=Riina;2776033]Guys,

I'm recommending everybody set themselves up with a Vkontakte profile (Russian version of Facebook). I like browsing the suggestive photos of girls in Ukraine. Once you set up a profile, go to Stereo nightclub profile on Facebook. They download photos weekly and some EE girls will tag their photos with their names. Then you can find them on VK and access their friend list. You can browse free porn on VK also.

This weekend I went to a nightclub and saw a really hot Ukrainian there and knew her VK profile. When I got home, I just ripped one off to her hot bikini photos.[/QUOTE]Wow! A lot of hotties there. I just perused Stereo Chicago and makes me want to go there! Hahaha! Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;2777189]I was wondering who would like to share information on some current UnderGround Bars / Clubs. These would be normal bars / clubs that bring in girls / strippers on certain nights.[/QUOTE]I would like to know also, these are the best kind of places to hang out at for some fun. The last place I knew of like this was the "Members Only" bar around 47th and Ashland.

LOL. I like the idea of tagging these emails with a name like MI5. Another idea is to create a private website using [URL]Wordpress.com[/URL] and store such info / files there. The advantages are its on the web so you can access it anytime you want. And, its not the regular email. So no one could accidentally snoop into it and trace it back to you.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2776946]Safer option is to send yourself an email with that file as an attachment and delete the file on local PC. Added bonus is, it is now accessible from anywhere. If you are a bit fancy, you can upload to google drive etc and organize it all there but the path of least resistance is to send it to my gmail account and tag these kinds of emails with a name like M15.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SouthSideRed;2778056]I would like to know also, these are the best kind of places to hang out at for some fun. The last place I knew of like this was the "Members Only" bar around 47th and Ashland.[/QUOTE]I remember that one. Is it still around?

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;2778226]I remember that one. Is it still around?[/QUOTE]Don't really know, used to work in the area and would stop after work. I read some where on this site that it may be open under a new name.

There are many approaches, of course. I have a free Evernote account that syncs to my laptops and phones. Evernote has decent copy and paste capabilities and individual "notes" can be passworded and contain the entire text of a group of forum messages. Also, you can password MS Office Docs, (I think) and save them to any cloud service. Bob.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2778212]LOL. I like the idea of tagging these emails with a name like MI5. Another idea is to create a private website using [URL]Wordpress.com[/URL] and store such info / files there. The advantages are its on the web so you can access it anytime you want. And, its not the regular email. So no one could accidentally snoop into it and trace it back to you.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone else tried the Pure hook up app? I installed the free trial yesterday but don't see many woman. I'll keep trying until the trial expires, if I have luck I may pay for it. Just wondering if anyone has had any luck with it or what I can expect.

Yep. That and the next version of iOS on iPhones will allow users to password-protect the built-in Notes App with a password or with fingerprint! Think the mongers using iPhones must have demanded Apple for this feature!

[QUOTE=Bob521;2778871]There are many approaches, of course. I have a free Evernote account that syncs to my laptops and phones. Evernote has decent copy and paste capabilities and individual "notes" can be passworded and contain the entire text of a group of forum messages. Also, you can password MS Office Docs, (I think) and save them to any cloud service. Bob.[/QUOTE]

Superbowl weekend is notorious with stings. Last year a big one caught a lot of guys. Just a quick reminder to be careful out there.

[QUOTE=MtSawamd;2782876]Superbowl weekend is notorious with stings. Last year a big one caught a lot of guys. Just a quick reminder to be careful out there.[/QUOTE]I'll be seeing providers I've seen before. Thanks for the reminder.

I almost had a meet with the 1st girl pictured. Let's be careful when going on a "date". [URL]http://cheeposlist.com.chicago.hoxnif.com/post/12232021/[/URL].

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;2784444]I almost had a meet with the 1st girl pictured. Let's be careful when going on a "date". [URL]http://cheeposlist.com.chicago.hoxnif.com/post/12232021/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks David for the nice resource AND the advisory.

G2.

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;2784444]I almost had a meet with the 1st girl pictured. Let's be careful when going on a "date". [URL]http://cheeposlist.com.chicago.hoxnif.com/post/12232021/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Met the light skin one with the big tittes a while back. Yea they're out here robbin. Met off plenty of fish.

[QUOTE=LetsPlay2;2781285]Has anyone else tried the Pure hook up app? I installed the free trial yesterday but don't see many woman. I'll keep trying until the trial expires, if I have luck I may pay for it. Just wondering if anyone has had any luck with it or what I can expect.[/QUOTE]I have had no luck on Pure during the same trial period you mention. One black chick in Maywood who seems to be scamming folks by asking them if they want to "smoke and fuck". I'll likely be cancelling and deleting soon enough.

I was at the airport and had some extra time. I saw this sign advertising escort services so I pressed the button (even though it was not red). A guy answers and I ask if he has any nice blondes available. He just hangs up. Not very good service! I do not recommend. Anybody else had luck here? .

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2789352]I was at the airport and had some extra time. I saw this sign advertising escort services so I pressed the button (even though it was not red). A guy answers and I ask if he has any nice blondes available. He just hangs up. Not very good service! I do not recommend. Anybody else had luck here? .[/QUOTE]Guess we have someone who has no sense of humor. A shame.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;2789460]Guess we have someone who has no sense of humor. A shame.[/QUOTE]I thought it was funny. Are you saying I don't have a sense of humor?

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2789544]I thought it was funny. Are you saying I don't have a sense of humor?[/QUOTE]He's probably talking about the guy who hung up on you LOL.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2789352]I was at the airport and had some extra time. I saw this sign advertising escort services so I pressed the button (even though it was not red). A guy answers and I ask if he has any nice blondes available. He just hangs up. Not very good service! I do not recommend. Anybody else had luck here? .[/QUOTE]You guys have a one track mind like me.

Hey gents,

Quick question, as I'm always a little sketchy about using my ccard for something like this. Can I use a gift card to pay for a rs2 k membership? I appreciate your help.

Scotty.