Massage Parlor Reports

Something I've known for a while but just became crystal clear in my head.

For me, the teasing experience is such a giant part of doing this. I realize people are all different with this stuff and their likes. But, personally, I'd rather have a great tease with a HJ ending than FS if the latter has no tease. I realize that a slow, sexy buildup is what all my best experiences all have in common. And the ones that just jump right to it are the ones I enjoy less. Again, just my personal taste. But it makes me realize why I feel not so thrilled about most of my parlor experiences. Can't really remember the last time I had a great tease from a visit to one of these places.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;5432488]Something I've known for a while but just became crystal clear in my head.

For me, the teasing experience is such a giant part of doing this. I realize people are all different with this stuff and their likes. But, personally, I'd rather have a great tease with a HJ ending than FS if the latter has no tease. I realize that a slow, sexy buildup is what all my best experiences all have in common. And the ones that just jump right to it are the ones I enjoy less. Again, just my personal taste. But it makes me realize why I feel not so thrilled about most of my parlor experiences. Can't really remember the last time I had a great tease from a visit to one of these places.[/QUOTE]Just go to massage envy or a fully legit place. Get a great tease, then get in your car and go do fig.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5432892]Just go to massage envy or a fully legit place. Get a great tease, then get in your car and go do fig.[/QUOTE]Good one, Priscilla.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5430032]Really smh.[/QUOTE]Don't take it personally. You were quoted because it was convenient. But still need to crack the code. Or at least find the intersection this place is at.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;5432488]Something I've known for a while but just became crystal clear in my head.

For me, the teasing experience is such a giant part of doing this. I realize people are all different with this stuff and their likes. But, personally, I'd rather have a great tease with a HJ ending than FS if the latter has no tease. I realize that a slow, sexy buildup is what all my best experiences all have in common. And the ones that just jump right to it are the ones I enjoy less. Again, just my personal taste. But it makes me realize why I feel not so thrilled about most of my parlor experiences. Can't really remember the last time I had a great tease from a visit to one of these places.[/QUOTE]I'm with you. The teasing is my favorite part. Definitely getting harder to come by this year compared to before.

[QUOTE=LurkerBear;5424276]Found their ad on bedpage. Texted and the response was to go through the back and to call when I arrive.

Did not have time to partake. Anyone give this a go yet?

LB.[/QUOTE]Finally stopped by this place the other day. I haven't had a latina for a long time and just felt the need to give it a go.

Walked in the front and was greeted by Jewels, a hot little thing with a great body. Beautiful latina ass and some tig ol bitties with nice long nipples. After a light rub down, both with her hands and those titties, she asked for $1. 6. I only had $1. 2 and she finally accepted but said I need to go fast (I didn't go fast). Started with a nice CBJ then she mounted me for a while. Switched to doggie and the sight of pounding that ass was exceptional. Switched to missionary and got to see the tittiies bounce around until I blew. She wiped me down and I grabbed a beer from the liqour store and went on my way.

If not for the negotiating aspect, this would have been a great experince. I don't expect to get out of there for any less than $1. 4 next time and that is just too much. If I get the hankering for a latina again, I will bite the bullet.

LB.

Someone said to check out the peeps at bscrub & massa?

Also does anyone go theplace massage in Encino?

[QUOTE=Cabazon;5439439]Someone said to check out the peeps at bscrub & massa?

Also does anyone go theplace massage in Encino?[/QUOTE]Both times I've been to the Massage Place it's been legit, and not that good a massage. I have no idea what "bscrub & massa" means so I can't comment.

I think he is referring to body scrub and massage. I've been to the one on Cahuenga. It was not good at all. Not worth the review at least from me.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5440324]Both times I've been to the Massage Place it's been legit, and not that good a massage. I have no idea what "bscrub & massa" means so I can't comment.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5426326]Anyone try nikki at BKT instead of tina? Are the skills just as good?[/QUOTE]Where is BKT? What is "BKT" the abbreviation of?

Is this old Tina in Encino? She has a new CMT named Nikki?

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Any reviews on valley day spa?

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;5443627]Where is BKT? What is "BKT" the abbreviation of?

Is this old Tina in Encino? She has a new CMT named Nikki?[/QUOTE]Bangkok Thai.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5446318]Any reviews on valley day spa?[/QUOTE]Yes, here, on RM, on MP r e v e i w s, probably on a billboard on the 405.

Hope all you mongers have been doing well. Here are a few reports from the last several months.

Mambo. Stopped by here a couple times over the last few weeks when I had a craving for Latina. First time was a Fri evening and Laura greeted me at the window. I've reviewed her before so was looking for someone new. I asked who else was working and she said she would send them by the room. The first to stop by was Sarita (goes by Sara). Mid 30's certified bimbo. Fake lips, DD, and ass hanging out of her skin tight zebra print dress. Some people don't like the look but I can get into it when it is done well, and she looked good, banging bod. Next came Alex, late 20's early 30's girl next door type. She had a very sweet face and wore scrubs but I could tell she is fit, with A cups and a small but firm butt. Both said they work Fridays. I opted for Sara. She walks back in and small talk ensues (BTW you will have a hard time communicating with her if you can't speak conversational Spanish) 2 min later and I flipped, was already hard from caressing her ass. She doused me in alcohol and we negotiated $. 20 for the full shebang. This girl has a great body even if it is 90% fake, she's a baddie. Jimmy comes on and she starts CBJ which was pretty good, nice speed and technique. She hopped on the table for rcg and I asked for cg so I could play with her DDs. Seemed hesitant at first but then obliged. Finished k9. She is smoking hot imo but attitude is meh. Not rude or anything but just not enthusiastic. Probably wouldn't repeat with her. I went back few Fridays later looking for Alex but she wasn't there. So I went with Bobbie, also a girl next door type mid 30's. She was wearing sweats at the front but walked back into the room in a sheer teddy. She is petite, all natural A cups and a cute little butt. She speaks perfect English too. Negotiation ended up at $. 40 for her, she wouldn't budge on that. Started with my alcohol bath and then she standard CBJ and then got on for cg. She was actually pretty sensual, started slow and steady stroking my hair. I started massaging her breasts and she made these soft high pitch moans which really got me going. I grabbed her cute little tush and told her how much I liked it. "I wish it was bigger!" she joked. She picked up the pace and told me she wanted to feel me finish, so I did. Would definitely repeat with Bobbie. No masks either time.

Thai spot corner of D'shire and O'mouth, same little plaza as a Thai restaurant and smoke Shop. This place has become a favorite. Legit massage with a legit release. You can't go wrong with any of the ladies here. I've had Patti, Bebe and Wanda. All of them are middle aged, with nice bodies. Everyone wears masks so can't really tell on the face. 35 for 30 min. The other thing I like is that this place is clean. Wash hands before you enter the room. Like I said, the actual massage is legit. Great pressure and technique, these are CMT. I would come here even without the HE. You can opt for oil if you want. The first time I went I had Bebe. When she started working on my lower back I lifted my hips to give her access to the goods. She giggled and asked "you want to be happy boy?" Hell yes. Great teasing underneath until the flip, at which point she focused all her attention on junior. Slow and steady strokes, not rushed at all. After the pop, she cleaned me up and even gave me a little neck massage. Tip was. 50 because it was really relaxing. Patti and Wanda are basically the same too, great massage and great release with lots of teasing. Like I said they all have pretty nice bodies but I'm not interested in roaming. I suggest you just lay back and let these ladies do their thing. I will say that on my last visit with Bebe, when she started the tease she reached for the jewels and started tugging on my sac. I was so hard. I eventually just got up on all fours and she started "milking" me, never flipped on my back. I was just in doggy position while she oiled me up and stroked me. I popped so hard I may have dented the table LOL. But this place is clean so don't worry they changed the sheets. That was after a few visits though so YMMV.

Sorry for the long reviews! Hope it helps. Have fun and stay safe!

Patti has been know to give extras to her loyal customers, she had reviews on another site but that was taken down. She is old 50+ but has a nice shape and nice ass for a thai granny.

[QUOTE=Hanzo8;5458467]Patti has been know to give extras to her loyal customers, she had reviews on another site but that was taken down. She is old 50+ but has a nice shape and nice ass for a thai granny.[/QUOTE]Any links?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5457126]Just a simple PSA:

We've been here before. It got worse because there were people trusting social media and idiots on cable TV more than the CDC.

If you are un-vaxxed and can take the shot, please just go get the fucking shot. Delta isn't messing around and you dragging your feet for whatever fucking reason (Don't worry, the micro chip comes in lots of colors) is allowing it time to figure out how to by-pass the current vaccines.

Here's a few tips to help you make the right decision:

1) Social media isn't a valid scientific source.

2) FoxNews and the rest are fucking lying to you so you'll stay tuned in (That equals revenue $$, so you know).

3) You're god damn smarter than this.

Get the fucking shot.

Now back to our regular Mongering Entertainment.[/QUOTE]I approve this message - 1000% - especially #4 which has no number but is a smart message. Get the. Shot.

Look for those that don't get it. I guess better for the gene pool. True Darwin Award winners.

As always my worthless 2 Leones'.

DGL.

And to add. Decent spot on Woodley and Devonshire, Roscoe and Sepulveda, Saticoy and Balboa.

[QUOTE=RicoReckless2;5457918]The real smart people aren't getting the sheep shots.

The long term side effects aren't even available & Mainstream Media is pushing to get the shot, even bribing people. Biden also lied his ass off said that 300 Million Americans have the shots LOL.[/QUOTE]It seems to me that the shot should be up to everyone and anyone.

It certainly does not work anywhere near promised, kind of like a girl on private delights.

However, if you fear covid, it seems to help with mortality. Of course, you could also lose weight.

I do not understand the political hostility over the shot. Just relax.

[QUOTE=LookingForMyHE;5457684]Hope all you mongers have been doing well. Here are a few reports from the last several months.

Mambo. Stopped by here a couple times over the last few weeks when I had a craving for Latina. First time was a Fri evening and Laura greeted me at the window. I've reviewed her before so was looking for someone new. I asked who else was working and she said she would send them by the room. The first to stop by was Sarita (goes by Sara). Mid 30's certified bimbo. Fake lips, DD, and ass hanging out of her skin tight zebra print dress. Some people don't like the look but I can get into it when it is done well, and she looked good, banging bod. Next came Alex, late 20's early 30's girl next door type. She had a very sweet face and wore scrubs but I could tell she is fit, with A cups and a small but firm butt. Both said they work Fridays. I opted for Sara. She walks back in and small talk ensues (BTW you will have a hard time communicating with her if you can't speak conversational Spanish) 2 min later and I flipped, was already hard from caressing her ass. She doused me in alcohol and we negotiated $. 20 for the full shebang. This girl has a great body even if it is 90% fake, she's a baddie. Jimmy comes on and she starts CBJ which was pretty good, nice speed and technique. She hopped on the table for rcg and I asked for cg so I could play with her DDs. Seemed hesitant at first but then obliged. Finished k9. She is smoking hot imo but attitude is meh. Not rude or anything but just not enthusiastic. Probably wouldn't repeat with her. I went back few Fridays later looking for Alex but she wasn't there. So I went with Bobbie, also a girl next door type mid 30's. She was wearing sweats at the front but walked back into the room in a sheer teddy. She is petite, all natural A cups and a cute little butt. She speaks perfect English too. Negotiation ended up at $. 40 for her, she wouldn't budge on that. Started with my alcohol bath and then she standard CBJ and then got on for cg. She was actually pretty sensual, started slow and steady stroking my hair. I started massaging her breasts and she made these soft high pitch moans which really got me going. I grabbed her cute little tush and told her how much I liked it. "I wish it was bigger!" she joked. She picked up the pace and told me she wanted to feel me finish, so I did. Would definitely repeat with Bobbie. No masks either time.

Thai spot corner of D'shire and O'mouth, same little plaza as a Thai restaurant and smoke Shop. This place has become a favorite. Legit massage with a legit release. You can't go wrong with any of the ladies here. I've had Patti, Bebe and Wanda. All of them are middle aged, with nice bodies. Everyone wears masks so can't really tell on the face. 35 for 30 min.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I can confirm that this Thai MP is good. I visit that place whenever I am too lazy to drive to WLA to visit my favorite k-girls. Bebe / Bibi gives a great legit massage and an equally great HE. She loves to be fingered in both holes, the deeper the better and returns the favor if you like.

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5459501]Thanks for the report. I can confirm that this Thai MP is good. I visit that place whenever I am too lazy to drive to WLA to visit my favorite k-girls. Bebe / Bibi gives a great legit massage and an equally great HE. She loves to be fingered in both holes, the deeper the better and returns the favor if you like.[/QUOTE](But I think most of you all knew that already).

[QUOTE=Hanzo8;5460082](But I think most of you all knew that already).[/QUOTE]No thanks, I am not into grannies.

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5460843]No thanks, I am not into grannies.[/QUOTE]Make a note, everyone.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5461920]Make a note, everyone.[/QUOTE]Noted, sir. Thank you.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5446318]Any reviews on valley day spa?[/QUOTE]Its the only spot left with a lukewarm tub and dry sauna. I occasionally visit the spot to get body scrub + massage + HE. There was one time when I met a MILF there and she was kind fuken wild. This is not a FS spot so I couldn't fk but she let me undress her and massage her. Got hot pretty quick so I climbed on top and did some p2 p but she resisted FS. I don't frequent AMPs so I didn't bother getting her name, and this was pre-covid so she might not even be there anymore.

[QUOTE=JoePike;5458714]Any links?[/QUOTE]Check it out.

[QUOTE=HiKeke;5463313]Its the only spot left with a lukewarm tub and dry sauna. I occasionally visit the spot to get body scrub + massage + HE. There was one time when I met a MILF there and she was kind fuken wild. This is not a FS spot so I couldn't fk but she let me undress her and massage her. Got hot pretty quick so I climbed on top and did some p2 p but she resisted FS. I don't frequent AMPs so I didn't bother getting her name, and this was pre-covid so she might not even be there anymore.[/QUOTE]I discovered the HE is not a sure thing last time I went. Got a legit CMT filling in for someone. Was a great massage, but that was it. Are the spa amenities back in service?

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5459501]Thanks for the report. I can confirm that this Thai MP is good. I visit that place whenever I am too lazy to drive to WLA to visit my favorite k-girls. Bebe / Bibi gives a great legit massage and an equally great HE. She loves to be fingered in both holes, the deeper the better and returns the favor if you like.[/QUOTE]This is where the famous Helen (Monica from Sawadi) worked after she got too hot in Hollywood. Is she still around?

[QUOTE=Leche;5466200]This is where the famous Helen (Monica from Sawadi) worked after she got too hot in Hollywood. Is she still around?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I don't know. My go to there is Bibi / Bebe.

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5466731]Sorry, I don't know. My go to there is Bibi / Bebe.[/QUOTE](don't remember the place I'm sure it will pop up but yeah i remember Helen 😆

She will be out for a week or two to recover (injury), then you all can pay her big money to only eat her pussy. Just so you all will know when you ask for her and tina tells you she not working today.

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5466731]Sorry, I don't know. My go to there is Bibi / Bebe.[/QUOTE]Where is this LOL.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5467908]Where is this LOL.[/QUOTE]Google maps is your buddy on this site. Previous post said D'shire and O'mouth. It might take a little deducing, but I'll bet you could figure out the full street names. Google those, and viola! You have the answer.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5468316]Google maps is your buddy on this site. Previous post said D'shire and O'mouth. It might take a little deducing, but I'll bet you could figure out the full street names. Google those, and viola! You have the answer.[/QUOTE](Sent him a PM hes good)

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5468316]Google maps is your buddy on this site. Previous post said D'shire and O'mouth. It might take a little deducing, but I'll bet you could figure out the full street names. Google those, and viola! You have the answer.[/QUOTE]You do realize that you just spent 4-5 times the energy and effort to brush this guy off than you would have just giving the name and location of the place. We're all here for a reason. No need for code words or stonewalling.

[QUOTE=Hanzo8;5467681](don't remember the place I'm sure it will pop up but yeah i remember Helen 😆[/QUOTE]Man, if you find out, please let me know!

[QUOTE=Hanzo8;5468841](Sent him a PM hes good)[/QUOTE]Well done. You're close to earning your e-helper merit badge.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5469969]Well done. You're close to earning your e-helper merit badge.[/QUOTE]Damn why do people got to be dicks on here. Just chill out.

[QUOTE=Leche;5469711]Man, if you find out, please let me know.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5470227]Damn why do people got to be dicks on here. Just chill out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5469969]Well done. You're close to earning your e-helper merit badge.[/QUOTE]They are just busting each others chops. Its not that serious.

Sometimes many mongers are just lazy to put in the work for the info and just want handouts, old school style we always had to be DICK Tracy to find things out (see what I did there with the Dick part. Haha yes lame dad joke). But the comment you posted usually comes from a guy with 1-10 posts that wants the info without any contribution, if you look at their post history its always asking but never sharing, its not cool that a small number of guys post info an others just leech. I for one usually would look at the kind of stuff someone posts and if they have shared I would send them a PM if I know the info. That's just me. And there are a few guys on here that I will send unsolicited PM's with info just because of how I have seen them post and I deem them trustworthy.

If a dude had 20 posts and they were all to ask questions but never answered anyone or posted anything of significance I would not share anything with that person but if that person had a few posts with info or had info for others then I would exchange ideas with that person, but this is how I handle things and everyone has a way to conduct themselves on here. Plus we all know player818 is a DICK so that is not new info you posted. HA HA. (come on player818 show your "I am a dick badge".

I think most guys on here are good peeps dirty a holes but good peeps. We are a small fraternity of guys that normal society would look down on but f them all we are having a good time!!

So Peace my fellow monger perverts.

My worthless 2 bolivars.

DGL.