Second most important discovery of the 20th Century:
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Second most important discovery of the 20th Century:
Make sure you know how to do it correctly…. This is an excellent example…..
Ok listen up, we always hear about how to fold a flag properly...
But, did anyone ever show you how to unfold a flag properly ??? We have several patriotic holidays coming up. This is important.
Make sure you take the proper steps in the proper order...
Otherwise things don't come out right! !
First: Locate Your Flag..
Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges.... and Pull, Slightly....
Lastly...Observe...In Quiet Reverence....
Don't you feel a lot more Patriotic?
Have a Happy 4th................................................ LOL
How to Get A Man To Wash His Hands
Everyone's assuming that it is "mommy" up front but maybe it's just daddy showing junior how to get some street action?? Would've saved me some headache's if I had been lucky enough for such lessons when I was younger.
[QUOTE=Misfit]Always take the opportunity to fuck in the car. Kid don't need no fold out DVD player in the back. "I have mommy to entertain me".
Misfit[/QUOTE]
Florida Biker Bar
[QUOTE=Horny As Hell]Everyone's assuming that it is "mommy" up front but maybe it's just daddy showing junior how to get some street action?? Would've saved me some headache's if I had been lucky enough for such lessons when I was younger.[/QUOTE]
I can't complain about my old man, he always fed me a bottle when mommy was at work. God bless that man & Corona. Remember it's not beer, it's cerveza.
Misfit
Cute girl is thinking "Hmmm, I wonder if they sell a bigger one?"
Misfit
The perfect girl always takes the time to write down everything that needs to be done. This way no chore will be forgot, well maybe just taking out the trash the night before it is collected by Waste Management.
Misfit
World's Scariest License Plate Number
I might try to pass her,
But I certainly wouldn't honk my horn.
Serious Lawn Care
Homeland Security...........
[QUOTE=Agent61]I found this pic on DRUDGE REPORT.com,,,,,France's President Nicolas Sarkozy smiles as he catches Barack Obama checking out the young girl's back side.[/QUOTE]
I don't agree with much of what Obama is doing but I am with him on that ass! I fully expect someone to interview this girl...she was oggled by the Messiah! She should be proud.
Is it me or does Sarkozy's pose look more...analytical?
[QUOTE=Agent61]I found this pic on DRUDGE REPORT.com,,,,,France's President Nicolas Sarkozy smiles as he catches Barack Obama checking out the young girl's back side.[/QUOTE]
Tell me it ain't so, not the anointed one, his holy-ness, his eminence, He can't possibly be checking out that jail-bait's ass? Naw, he's just checking out that quarter on the ground by her left foot! Yeah, that's how we're gonna spin it. It's the quarter on the ground. THAT's the official White House statement.
[QUOTE=Misfit]Cute girl is thinking "Hmmm, I wonder if they sell a bigger one?"
Misfit[/QUOTE]
If this picture is before, I'd like to see the next one "during"!
As long as they keep running his ads, I'll keep running the jokes.