Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

I wrote on the Mt. Prospect forum, around December, about my bad experience at Lux, like my 3rd one in a row. This time I had to go thought more security check that at an airport, all while naked. How's that for a nightmare scenario? All that for a massage that was lame and consisted mostly of changing towels from hot to cold to dry to wet. Other times I've gone and the MTs were pissed that I showed up in the early afternoon, like I was interrupting something more important in their lives than making money. I've written this place off, especially after their "new management" BS.

Yet I come on this forum since then and I see Lux, Lux, Lux. I'm old enough in this hobby to realize things change, luck of the draw, how you treat them, etc. But I can't believe I got 3 bad experiences over 2 years just by luck of the draw. Can anyone out there tell me they've had consistent good service from this place?

[QUOTE=Seldon69;2408181]I decided to give Lux another chance. I had gone during the dry period and was turned off. Boy has things changed. I saw Jackie, who has HUGE tits BTW. I made clear what I was asking for and she didn't even ask for the $ until the end, and then I had to bring it up. She also brought the other girls, of which there are two new ones (Mini or Mimi & Anne or Annie). They looked great too, younger than Jackie (but she is still hot).

Go to Lux![/QUOTE]

Excellent point. I went there once a couple years ago and it was awful. Your experience is typical of a lot of AMP's I visit. I don't plan on going back either.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2408460]I wrote on the Mt. Prospect forum, around December, about my bad experience at Lux, like my 3rd one in a row. This time I had to go thought more security check that at an airport, all while naked. How's that for a nightmare scenario? All that for a massage that was lame and consisted mostly of changing towels from hot to cold to dry to wet. Other times I've gone and the MTs were pissed that I showed up in the early afternoon, like I was interrupting something more important in their lives than making money. I've written this place off, especially after their "new management" BS.

Yet I come on this forum since then and I see Lux, Lux, Lux. I'm old enough in this hobby to realize things change, luck of the draw, how you treat them, etc. But I can't believe I got 3 bad experiences over 2 years just by luck of the draw. Can anyone out there tell me they've had consistent good service from this place?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2408460]I wrote on the Mt. Prospect forum, around December, about my bad experience at Lux, like my 3rd one in a row. This time I had to go thought more security check that at an airport, all while naked. How's that for a nightmare scenario? All that for a massage that was lame and consisted mostly of changing towels from hot to cold to dry to wet. Other times I've gone and the MTs were pissed that I showed up in the early afternoon, like I was interrupting something more important in their lives than making money. I've written this place off, especially after their "new management" BS.

Yet I come on this forum since then and I see Lux, Lux, Lux. I'm old enough in this hobby to realize things change, luck of the draw, how you treat them, etc. But I can't believe I got 3 bad experiences over 2 years just by luck of the draw. Can anyone out there tell me they've had consistent good service from this place?[/QUOTE]I made three stops at Lux early last summer when there were so many posts on here about how great it was. The first trip went ok with a HJ. Second visit the girl used a small hand towel to place on me wherever she was massaging. Never any skin to skin contact. I've never experienced that before. The third time there was so many personal questions asked I felt like I was being interrogated. Especially when I told the girl I work in insurance. Which is easier than explaining what I really do. But then she wanted me to give her an insurance quote right there while I'm naked on the table. Really? All of this after I made it abundantly clear that I was not LE. I think I'll pass on this round of great reviews of this place.

[QUOTE=Seldon69;2408181]I decided to give Lux another chance. I had gone during the dry period and was turned off. Boy has things changed. I saw Jackie, who has HUGE tits BTW. I made clear what I was asking for and she didn't even ask for the $ until the end, and then I had to bring it up. She also brought the other girls, of which there are two new ones (Mini or Mimi & Anne or Annie). They looked great too, younger than Jackie (but she is still hot).

Go to Lux![/QUOTE]I have always had good luck at lux. I think it depends on how you look and act. Some have told me I look like le and others just strip down right away and get to it. I have never been asked where I work there.

Hey, I'm always respectful, friendly and polite to the girls, even in the process of getting burned by them. And it's funny that you mentioned "look like LE". The story I just told about security while naked? She asked me about my job, what other spas I've been to, etc. Then she stops massaging, walks to the pegs on the wall, gets my pants and hands them to me. I thought she wanted her tip up front. As I started pulling money out, she says "insurance card". She looks at it and then wants my license, a credit card, my library card, and my membership card to the Mickey Mouse Club. I give her all this and ask Why. "You look like police. You police, right?" Now I'm back to explaining my job, strangling chickens for Colonel Sanders. And, massage was lame and service was nothing to brag about.

No, Lux is my kryptonite. You guys can have my share of the place.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2409668]I have always had good luck at lux. I think it depends on how you look and act. Some have told me I look like le and others just strip down right away and get to it. I have never been asked where I work there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2409913]Hey, I'm always respectful, friendly and polite to the girls, even in the process of getting burned by them. And it's funny that you mentioned "look like LE". The story I just told about security while naked? She asked me about my job, what other spas I've been to, etc. Then she stops massaging, walks to the pegs on the wall, gets my pants and hands them to me. I thought she wanted her tip up front. As I started pulling money out, she says "insurance card". She looks at it and then wants my license, a credit card, my library card, and my membership card to the Mickey Mouse Club. I give her all this and ask Why. "You look like police. You police, right?" Now I'm back to explaining my job, strangling chickens for Colonel Sanders. And, massage was lame and service was nothing to brag about.

No, Lux is my kryptonite. You guys can have my share of the place.[/QUOTE]I can understand them being paranoid. I was shut down at a place in Crystal Lake but it was my fault. I gave no sign that I was not le so I blame myself for that one.

I just visited and posted on the Mt. P board if anyone is interested.

Michs is moving. Their building was sold, they don't know where they are going yet.

[QUOTE=RubAddicted;2413437]Michs is moving. Their building was sold, they don't know where they are going yet.[/QUOTE]When will the final date at the current location be?

[QUOTE=RubAddicted;2413437]Michs is moving. Their building was sold, they don't know where they are going yet.[/QUOTE]They should move into the old Dragon Spa. I drove by it today and it's still vacant. That place was awesome.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2413989]When will the final date at the current location be?[/QUOTE]Today is Mich's last day! Not sure where their new location will be or when.

I wrote a review on Lux last summer on another board. Just thought I'd add my. 02.

I went on a random week day and was met by a very familiar mamasan. She said that all the girls were booked and it would be about a 30 min wait. I said I would come back another day. She said she would do massage. I thought, "Why not?" because this is the mamasan with the huge tatas.

She gave a great massage and then nice Russian finish. I tried to tip her well, but she wouldn't take it! LOL! She said come back and tip the other girls well. I never did go back because all the reviews were so bad after that.

Might have to give it another shot.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2416013]I wrote a review on Lux last summer on another board. Just thought I'd add my. 02.

I went on a random week day and was met by a very familiar mamasan. She said that all the girls were booked and it would be about a 30 min wait. I said I would come back another day. She said she would do massage. I thought, "Why not?" because this is the mamasan with the huge tatas.

She gave a great massage and then nice Russian finish. I tried to tip her well, but she wouldn't take it! LOL! She said come back and tip the other girls well. I never did go back because all the reviews were so bad after that.

Might have to give it another shot.[/QUOTE]Mamasan tatas was a dream! She gave the best BBBJ cim of any asian. Her FS was very good too. She's long gone though man.

Anna told me about a new girl that just started last week. She works Fridays and Sundays.

I haven't been going to Anna's for a while now ever since Lisa's attitude changed.

Going to have to give this new girl a shot. I will report back.

GG.

Hit up sunset on the search to get another great massage from Lisa. She was not there. Lady I had I think name was Tina said Lisa does not work there anymore. She said chicago. Not sure or may be at the new place in fox lake according to another post. Massage was good. Not the best. Sort of ruined the mood when I'm laying on table with towel. She say how you like. I say hard. She say $10 more. I say no. She brings in sign. I say no just do light then I already paid $60. She gave a decently hard massage. Standard finish.