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[QUOTE=Kagune21;5150654]Last weekend I decided to drift of into a dream twice because why not I had a lot of spare time on my hands first I dreamt of green run was a good dream woke up feeling refreshed but then I decided to go to Amy because I was still tired that's where I dreamt of Lann I am usually quiet just a habit I have when I first meet people but after reading the good old "101" thank you by the way I decided to try and open up and stepped in convo as soon as I hit the door was super friendly flirted a little with the girls and it opened up a lot lost more doors soon as we got to the back laan was a lot more open with me teasing started before I could lay on the table and the flip was the best I have had so far she allowed under the clothes and the HE wasn't rushed like normal and she really took her time so thanks for the info if anyone would be willing to give me any more tips DM me that would be great and and will somebody DM me what's the ymca place. Oh and to the monger that was at green runaround new years I understand you want a certain girl but don't make a scene ya kill the vibe man.[/QUOTE]Last visit to Amy, looking for Lucy, but I got Lan (MMS?. Oldest lady I've seen there.) Great massage, lots of tease, top 3 finish had me still twitching like a minute later. Easy access up top for largish breasts with pretty nice shape, a little on the heavy side, OTC below. Both masked entire time, unfortunately. . 9 for 90 min. . 6 tip. I still have hope for more at this place.

Bairen.

Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read since joining this site. Amazing. LOL.

[QUOTE=ScottsMan17;5162420]Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ScottsMan17;5162420]Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.[/QUOTE]I still am giving you this name. Funny stuff there. Was this the older Asian with big tits? I can see her cussing you out now.

[QUOTE=ScottsMan17;5162420]Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.[/QUOTE]This is so messed up. I just spit out my coffee. My co workers are wondering WTF I'm reading right now. LOL.

[QUOTE=ScottsMan17;5162420]Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.[/QUOTE]That is hilarious! But, can you give us heads up on who's toilet you will be blowing up so we can schedule with someone different that day? 😂.

Legend status. That is quite possibly the most entertaining thing I've ever read on this type of board.

[QUOTE=ScottsMan17;5162420]Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.[/QUOTE]

OMG interesting time LOL.

[QUOTE=ZukRider;5162974]Legend status. That is quite possibly the most entertaining thing I've ever read on this type of board.[/QUOTE]

That's how you set the tone for 2021. Scottsman17 for president.

I wondered what the story was behind those nasty looking towels. Don't think I can see her again and keep a straight face. LOL.

[QUOTE=Redleg27;5163050]OMG interesting time LOL.[/QUOTE]

So I stopped by this place today to give it try. Drew the girl sitting at the desk. Her name was Coco. Was hoping to draw the infamous Wella, but lost out. Not sure if she's the Coco that I've read about, but she gave no indication that she was. The massage was actually not bad. I tried a little touching here and there, but she'd move not to be touched on her thighs or legs. So on the flip, got the tap and "it's ok? I politely said no. She asked me 3 more times with a tap on jr "it's ok? And I kept saying no and made her massage my head, chest and shoulders. Tipped her. 20, she looked as if I needed to give her more. No way, not for just massage. Probably won't go back. Guess I need to ask for Wella next time if I ever go back.

My man, I love it.

[QUOTE=ScottsMan17;5162420]Went see a traveling asian yesterday off old greenbrier road. Turn out to be the crazy hand sanitizer girl. I said fuck it she has a tight kitty and so I stay. She performs a average BBBJ after I convince her she can't get covid from sucking me, get hard and dawn the hat and start fucking. Need to mention had a huge mexican restaurant lunch an hour before, anyway as I am hammering her out my guts are rumbling and I feel the pressure building, I keep hammering and eventually bust in the bag. As she is cleaning my wang in the sink my guts are rumbling like crazy and I let out a fart she giggles but then the smell hit her, smelled like dump truck of rotten eggs and sulfur now she is gagging and looking at me with disgust, as I am laughing I realize I aint going to make it out of there without a bowel evacuation so I sit on the toilet and she is staring at me in disbelief as I take a loud epic smelly shit, here the fucked up part NO TP and the TOILET won't FLUSH! I jump shower and scrub my ass clean and use every towel in site LOL meanwhile there is 5 pounds of fermented shit sitting in her toilet LOL and she is gagging and cussing me, I feel bad but can't stop laughing. I get dressed, hand her 40 extra split she was NOT happy LOL.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone remember Aja? She worked out of town center. What happen to her, she was one of the best.

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[QUOTE=HossMan555;5167462]Does anyone remember Aja? She worked out of town center. What happen to her, she was one of the best.

[URL]https://virginiabeach.rubratings.com/42427[/URL][/QUOTE]She moved to Atlanta, then Charlotte. I'm pretty sure if you found her you could profit off information that valuable. I'd damn sure be buying. Good luck.

[QUOTE=PeninsulaJack;5168222]She moved to Atlanta, then Charlotte.[/QUOTE]And was not using "Aja" any more, although I don't recall what she was using. Something Korean, and in any event I wouldn't be surprised if she'd changed it again. Fascinating woman but had issues.