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[QUOTE=KevTheDude366;4903728]Does anyone have info on Jazzy.

Can someone pm me for info thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4903955]First, maybe include a link so we know who you're asking about. I'm guessing it's this Jazzy:

[URL]https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/specials-today-only/345962236785[/URL]

[URL]http://archive.ph/hog6j[/URL]

Second, you might want to be a bit more specific in your request, just asking if anyone has "info" doesn't let us know what's important to you. Do you want to know if she's the girl in the pictures? Where she's located? Donation structure? Services offered? The more detail you provide, the better the responses you'll get. Just my two cents![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Smalto59;4919723]His question was if anyone have any info on her, and that is a normal question's we all ask if anyone saw a specific provider and what kind of experience you or anyone else had and give a recommendation.

I agree with you regarding there is no link's included, but I do disagree with you by asking a specific question, so if you don't have any information about her why don't you just let it go and keep your comment to your self.[/QUOTE]Hard to get tone from the written word, but your post seems unduly rude. Kev, the OP, had 2 posts, this being one of them. His post simply asked if anyone had "info" on a provider. Just asking for "info" is horribly non-specific. Hence my suggestion that he ask more specific questions, the better the question, the better the responses. And with no link, also not terribly helpful. My "comment" to the OP was meant to be helpful, here's a link of who I THINK you're referring to and here are some questions that might led to more helpful information. If you insist on forgoing a "comment" and answering the non-specific question, then the answer would either "yes" or "no", and nothing more. Not very helpful. If nothing else, at least I added the links so as to have the members (hopefully) know to which provider he was referring to and I did it in a way that I consider to be both polite and helpful.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4920044]Hard to get tone from the written word, but your post seems unduly rude. Kev, the OP, had 2 posts, this being one of them. His post simply asked if anyone had "info" on a provider. Just asking for "info" is horribly non-specific. Hence my suggestion that he ask more specific questions, the better the question, the better the responses. And with no link, also not terribly helpful. My "comment" to the OP was meant to be helpful, here's a link of who I THINK you're referring to and here are some questions that might led to more helpful information. If you insist on forgoing a "comment" and answering the non-specific question, then the answer would either "yes" or "no", and nothing more. Not very helpful. If nothing else, at least I added the links so as to have the members (hopefully) know to which provider he was referring to and I did it in a way that I consider to be both polite and helpful.[/QUOTE]Coming from a guy who is from Atlanta and saying "why don't you just let it go and keep your comment to your self" is kind of fucking rude. Maybe he should follow his own advice. The original poster has 2 posts. One from 2018 and then the one that started this crap. He's not even a contributing monger so it makes my issue with atlanta guy even more harsh. Weighing in to tell Jayjay to STFU LOL wow.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4925813][B][i]If you can dream about some lust filled date,
And not be fooled by ads that don't come true,
If you have the patience to send a text and wait,
And not be afraid to see somebody new;
If a text tone makes you grin and smile,
And never think of what might have been,
You know the trip will be worthwhile,
You're off to see the lovely Jen.[/i][/B][/QUOTE]Got to go with Kipling's [I]If[/i].

[QUOTE=Ccon66;4925859]Got to go with Kipling's [I]If[/i].[/QUOTE]You are spot on, Ccon66. The poem that I plagiarized is in fact [B][i]If[/i][/B] by [B][i]Rudyard Kipling[/i][/B].

Current tally is now Brevard 4 - Volusia 3.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4926216]You are spot on, Ccon66. The poem that I plagiarized is in fact If by Rudyard Kipling.

Current tally is now Brevard 4 - Volusia 3.[/QUOTE]Heck, that one was so easy that even I got it LOL.

Anyone "wants enjoy Body massage With (panis)? Damn, if only this chick were legitimate, I'd love to enjoy some Open minded relax sex!

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[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4933385]Anyone "wants enjoy Body massage With (panis)? Damn, if only this chick were legitimate, I'd love to enjoy some Open minded relax sex!

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[URL]http://archive.ph/WWu8L[/URL][/QUOTE]And the ad says 170 lbs. She sure doesn't look it. They should at least try to make the pictures and the ad text match.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4933385]Anyone "wants enjoy Body massage With (panis)? Damn, if only this chick were legitimate, I'd love to enjoy some Open minded relax sex!

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[URL]http://archive.ph/WWu8L[/URL][/QUOTE]Been a lot of fakes lately like that. Ads so hot it hurts when you realize its an obvious scam. I guess that's the point though. Get someone thinking with their penis so they don't see all the red flags.

[QUOTE=SixSevenEight;4934641]Been a lot of fakes lately like that. Ads so hot it hurts when you realize its an obvious scam. I guess that's the point though. Get someone thinking with their penis so they don't see all the red flags.[/QUOTE]Is the knowledge that girls like these do exist, just not around here. There is an advertiser on here called Velvet Rooms. I've seen several girls from there and every one of them is gorgeous. And the pisser is that they are hardly any more expensive than what we pay here .

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4937576][B][i]Across the river in Cocoa Beach,
The lovely Jen abides;
Jen, a lovely lass is she,
With tattoos on her sides;
And she has been my choice of late,
For most of Wednesday's rides;

Her hair is pink or blue or black,
Whichever you'd prefer;
She wears with ease the wigs to please,
The client's wishes, as it were;
She's fresh and clean and scented nice,
A talented sex whis-per-er;[/i][/B]

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If you think you know the plagiarized poem and author, respond in Space Cadets.[/QUOTE]This is a tough one because I know of three excellent poems that could have inspired this work. Two are prefect matches for rhyme and meter and the third is so close that I feel it's well within the bounds of poetic license.

However, as I must choose one, I'm going with The Village Blacksmith by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. This choice among my three candidates is solely due to the appearance of the word "hair" in the seventh line.

Let me know if I'm wrong and I'll offer up the others. Let me know if I'm right and I'll still offer up the others, LOL.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=DJMiles;4935041]Is the knowledge that girls like these do exist, just not around here. There is an advertiser on here called Velvet Rooms. I've seen several girls from there and every one of them is gorgeous. And the pisser is that they are hardly any more expensive than what we pay here .[/QUOTE]Shit sign me up.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;4937675]This is a tough one because I know of three excellent poems that could have inspired this work. Two are perfect matches for rhyme and meter and the third is so close that I feel it's well within the bounds of poetic license.

However, as I must choose one, I'm going with The Village Blacksmith by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. This choice among my three candidates is solely due to the appearance of the word "hair" in the seventh line.

Let me know if I'm right and I'll still offer up the others, LOL.

Cheers![/QUOTE]Correct. Longfellow's [B][i]The Village Blacksmith[/i][/B] was indeed my inspiration for this plagiarized poem. Yes, the 7th line is pretty close to the original with three descriptors. I was thinking the 3rd line with [B][i]The smith, a mighty man is he[/i][/B] versus [B][i]Jen, a lovely lass is she[/i][/B] might be the giveaway. Anyway, well done, and the tally now stands at Brevard 4 and Volusia 4.

Pictured below is a paperweight of mine that originally belonged to my father.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4938227]Correct. Longfellow's [B][i]The Village Blacksmith[/i][/B] was indeed my inspiration for this plagiarized poem. Yes, the 7th line is pretty close to the original with three descriptors. I was thinking the 3rd line with [B][i]The smith, a mighty man is he[/i][/B] versus [B][i]Jen, a lovely lass is she[/i][/B] might be the giveaway. Anyway, well done, and the tally now stands at Brevard 4 and Volusia 4.[/QUOTE]And the universe came into balance once more. LOL. Actually, this was mostly luck, as I just happened to check the forum at zero-dark-thirty, else I'm sure someone else would have gotten there first.

By the way, my first thought when I read your poem was Annabel Lee by Edgar Allen Poe. It's a good match in rhyme scheme and meter, but certainly not perfect.

However, a dead ringer for your poem is The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde (pronounced Redding Jail). It also happens to be one of my favorite poems. If you've never read it, pour yourself a glass of red, turn the lights down low, and tuck in to a true literary masterpiece.

So what does this poetry crap have to do with getting laid, the naysayers cry? The truth is, every woman on this planet is sapiosexual.

Every.

Last.

One.

I am no great appreciator of poetry, but that truly is a masterpiece. I don't think you even need to understand poetry (as I don't), to appreciate the brilliance of it. Each man does indeed kill the thing he loves, it seems.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;4938966]And the universe came into balance once more. LOL. Actually, this was mostly luck, as I just happened to check the forum at zero-dark-thirty, else I'm sure someone else would have gotten there first.

By the way, my first thought when I read your poem was Annabel Lee by Edgar Allen Poe. It's a good match in rhyme scheme and meter, but certainly not perfect.

However, a dead ringer for your poem is The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde (pronounced Redding Jail). It also happens to be one of my favorite poems. If you've never read it, pour yourself a glass of red, turn the lights down low, and tuck in to a true literary masterpiece.

So what does this poetry crap have to do with getting laid, the naysayers cry? The truth is, every woman on this planet is sapiosexual.

Every.

Last.

One.[/QUOTE]

RoadWarrior, contrary to recent reporting, there are definitely mongers who enjoy your poem-infused reviews; me for starters.

I, for one, deeply appreciate the creativity you inject into your reports. I have no interest in a forum where reviews are delivered in sound bites or read like a date night checklist. I have never logged on and thought to myself, "Gee, I hope I'm not entertained right now". I don't want to read only what a bloke did. I want to read what he though, felt, and learned. I want to vicariously experience what he experienced, if only momentarily. And you know what brother? It's hard to beat the efficiency and efficacy of communicating in well written verse.

Just look at those stanzas from The Ballad of Reading Gaol that DJMiles so aptly pointed out. In a few lines of verse, Oscar Wilde conveys some extraordinarily deep (and troubling) insights that nearly every monger, nay every human, will readily recognize in themselves and in their own relationships, past and present.

The bottom line is that we can't control what others like, what they appreciate, what they "get," and anyone who tries has embarked upon a fools errand. You posts are honest, on-topic, respectful of others, and you clearly enjoy what you are doing. Those are the only attributes you need to post whatever the hell you want as far as I'm concerned.

You keep doing you and this rogue's gallery will be all the richer for it.

Cheers mate!