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You should consider another hobby if you don't know how to work around that. If you seek just non smoking ladies. You can just about forget it. Only girls that smoke / drink and potentially do other recreational drugs would be rogue enough to post backpage ads to conjure up money sukin and fukin.

[QUOTE=LostInNc97;2779614]I know I'm new here but I could really use some help. I'm looking for a nonsmoking lady that anybody could recommend. I don't want to be going around smelling like an ashtray all day and I don't have the ability to shower at work. Feel free to PM me. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

I got a few PMs about where I got STD testing that I remarked about. Just want to put this out there as far as cost and my experience.

I went to a site [URL]STDTESTEXPRESS.com[/URL] and ordered a battery of the following below for the price listed below: $$. 24 that I myself paid out of pocket. They can have your insurance company pay for it but none of us wants that. Now, it's supposed to be completely confidential and you pay out of pocket so there is no record and the site informs you that you DO NOT have to even show I'd when you go get tested -- just take your receipt / order number. I typed my real name in the site anyway because I was expecting some "clerical error" like in monopoly -- I am prettyI didn't type in SSN anywhere. So I went to Quest Diagnostics and the nurse / nurse aid insisted on Identification! I insisted I would not show them any. It was taking time to call the Site people to resolve this so I said what the hell and showed my license. She just took a brief glance at it to see I was who was on the Test Order. I've been to Quest to do drug testing when switching jobs twice, so I understand they want to test the right person and are not differentiating the different types of testing they administer.

Anyway, it was pretty confidential and discreet I guess. They took blood and urine samples which took all but 5 minutes. Then was it. Logged back to the site to test results after a few days -- nothing mailed to you. The last one I had done was in 2009 so I it had been a while. Anyway, $$+ sounds steep but even HIV doesn't spell death nowadays and think how much early detection can do as well as sparing your significant other from issues.

Chlamydia $60.00.

Gonorrhea $20.00.

HIV Antibody 4th Gen $5. 00.

Hepatitis be $5. 00.

Hepatitis see $5. 00.

Herpes 1 $32.50.

Herpes 2 $32.50.

Syphilis $5. 00.

Blood Draw $25.00.

Urine Collection $10.00.

Doctor's Fee $49.00.

Subtotal $249.00.

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[QUOTE=LostInNc97;2779614]I know I'm new here but I could really use some help. I'm looking for a nonsmoking lady that anybody could recommend. I don't want to be going around smelling like an ashtray all day and I don't have the ability to shower at work. Feel free to PM me. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Like MrSwithwick said if you have to tip toe around certain issues as if it was a mine field you may want to consider a new hobby to prevent dealing with family and lawyers down the line. BUT if it's not that serious, you just hate having the funk of a visit on you and your clothes a little planning helps. A plan that I used when I was seeing BP girls on a regular basis and had to be extra careful from a personal point of view was.

1. Have a set of clothes available that I would be wearing to the appointment.

2. Have them cleaned before taking them back home (best to keep them on hand for the next visit do not take home).

3. Keep an active gym membership Shower at the gym, I used the damn shower more than I did the equipment.

Just a little planning will help depending on when, where and who you see. Your appointment with the provider should allow you to change into your "go see her" clothes do the deed go somewhere and get cleaned up and take care of those funky clothes. Now you are clean and back in the clothes you left the house in. Some of the girls are either reaking of smoke or take a fucking bath in cheap perfume and some of the scented oils that the AMP's use you almost need GoJo to get the shit off. If you are single it's not that difficult, but if you are in a relationship be careful. Plan ahead!

[QUOTE=Jan2050;2780209]Called her yesterday, spoke to her for about a minute, sounded really good and then call got disconnected and after many tries I sent her a text and waited for few more minutes and after that I just gave up on her. She never returned my calls or text, I noticed she changed her number this morning so it may as well be her phone issues. I will probably try again. Too many of these that our Faty boy recommending in queue.[/QUOTE]I also tried her today. Texted her around 9 am, and got no response. Tried calling her a couple of times and it went straight to voicemail. Tried one last time and she picked up around 1045. Said she had to run an errand for a friend, and was heading back to Durham. We arranged a qv at noon. 20 mins before the appt, she calls to push it back another hour, to which I said 1230 at the latest. I didn't hear from her again until 230, which I was in a session with Ava / Baby at that point.

I really want to see her, but I don't like getting the run around.

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[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2780154]Apologies in advance, but if you post a review of a hottie, I'm almost guaranteed to PM you asking if she'll take my load in her mouth. It's an addiction. I admit it.[/QUOTE]That's awesome!

It's just a scratch. You're not going to die. Crack pipes don't carry anything as most germs are killed with flame. Needles aren't going to scratch you, they're going to poke you. You're fine.

[QUOTE=FatLever;2779905]I had a dream that I got grazed on the leg with a sharp object underneath the covers a few days ago. I have no idea what it is, could be the mattress springs in cheap motels popping out, could be keys or a pen, etc. In the swing of things I couldn't be bothered to check. But the deeper I get, the more I am finding out that almost everyone is either injecting a needle or smoking with a pipe. So my worry is it was one of those objects forgotten underneath the covers.

So I checked the scratch when I got in the car. It was in the dark but it looked just skin deep and no blood. Today, I noticed that I had a line of scab so obviously I bled a little bit. So now I am a little worried. Obviously, there the pipe should have no blood. The needle is another story. I just got one of those tests a month back that tests everything under the sun which took away a dark cloud hanging over my head. I really didn't need this but I guess I am being paranoid right?

Also, I advise you to watch where you're stepping and fucking![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vossen;2780407]Split how? Took the money and ran out the door? What happened?[/QUOTE]Yea I sat outside and she came out and little did I know it was probably a bad sign when she asked for me to pay for the room and that was it but she came and got it said she was going to get the card for the room and she hit the road never seen her leave I'm guessing she's did it before because she had me park where the office wasn't in sight possibly just got scared and bugged out but it was a lesson learned for sure haha.

I know this is probably stupid but how in the hell do I do a LEO check?

Has anyone been able to get together with her recently? I lust after sucking that big clit.

[QUOTE=Raleighassman;2781010]Has anyone been able to get together with her recently? I lust after sucking that big clit.[/QUOTE]Haven't seen her in a long time, but she posted last night:

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-sexy-smoking-hot-milf-grlfrnd-passionate-highly-skilled-outcall/15738065[/URL]

Get naked, put on a trench coat, go to the nearest police station, go in, open the front of the coat wide.

[QUOTE=Rmc2252;2780902]I know this is probably stupid but how in the hell do I do a LEO check?[/QUOTE]

A lot of decent providers would hang up at hearing this question. It's a relevant question, perhaps. But it's a selfish one, suggesting that the asker is not interested in the well being of the provider in any way at all. Good providers already know that this outcome is what clients are looking for.

[QUOTE=PangShalom;2778353]Questionare? Here's the question I like asking "are you going to get me off no matter what?" That typically gets a response like "yes. Ill do anything you want except. " that's how I get all of her rules without it being a 3rd degree session of me saying to her "Do you do cim or Bbj or Greek. List goes on?" That's just me though.

Jewels looks and sounds like a good time![/QUOTE]

Ask for vice unit commander and ask them if they are running any stings and if so what ads are theirs because you'd like to avoid them.

[QUOTE=Rmc2252;2780902]I know this is probably stupid but how in the hell do I do a LEO check?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Merge1;2781224]Get naked, put on a trench coat, go to the nearest police station, go in, open the front of the coat wide.[/QUOTE]I don't have a trench coat think a purple speedo will work? Haha.