My personal hell in Ramsey
Hi! Long time lurker, first time poster. I mean, I had to after the hell I went through in Ramsey. As I assume we all know, it has been tough finding good, reliable providers during these times. You sometimes just have to TOFTT and if it works, great, if not, well, you're fucked. Another thing, if you live in Northern Bergen County, well, you will need to drive a decent distance just to find a good provider who will knock your socks off. So with all that said, let's dive into my time in Ramsey.
I didn't have a lot of time to drive somewhere so I was hoping for something local, Ramsey, Mahwah, Paramus etc. And recently could never find anything. Until Wednesday. Found the number for this lady ([URL]http://north-jersey.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/were-bbj-paradise/785552826691[/URL]) and I thought why not. I couldn't find any reviews but hey, why not TOFTT. I've done it before so why the hell not. Texted the number, got a response and set up a meeting at the Best Western. Once I get there, that is when things start to get messed up. I arrive and park on the side. I am texting the number but not getting a response. My usual plan is to wait around 5-10 minutes and if no response, leave. She texts me back around 7-8 minutes later and says to park on the right side of the building and enter through door 3. I do that and get to the hotel room. Once there, I am greeted by a a hot ass person. Reason I say person? I see a bulge down there! The ad said female escort and yet here I am with what I am sure is a TS escort but I couldn't confirm so I cautiously walk in. We make sure we're not LE and stuff and then these two women come out and she says they will service me. Me, not thinking with the right brain, said yes and paid $2. 0 for a threesome. Things are looking fine though, the ladies get naked and we start the good stuff with a BBBJ but then one of the women tells me that my dick smells, which I am certain it didn't, I showered just before coming over. Either way, she refused to continue until I took a shower. They lead me to the shower and I took my wallet and keys with me and locked the door. I took a shower and then once I got out, the women were dressed up and sitting around. They said that one of the women, the one I met at the beginning who is probably TS, would get me a towel from the front desk and for me to sit. Meanwhile, clearly in the next room is their pimp or manager whatever because the girls keep going in between the rooms and you could hear a male voice. A lot of red flags were going off and I already spent $200. The final straw for me was when I was bored and touched my dick. Not stroke it, but I moved it so that it wasn't touching my thigh and one of the ladies said "you need to pay us an extra $40. You touching your dick makes us uncomfortable and will be an extra fee". At that point I was like "nope" and put on my clothes. She was too insistent and even whispered in my ear about her mean "daddy" and I was like, fuck it, and gave the $40 and left. So $240 spent on nothing, a 2 second BBBJ and a shower. Wonderful.
So that was part 1 of 2 of my adventure. The second was yesterday. Searching again and saw another escort in Ramsey / Saddle River ([URL]http://north-jersey.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/ts-my-birthday-bbj-drop-everyt/598559785745[/URL]) and I thought "okay, if they tell me to go to the Best Western, it is the same woman" and this one said to meet her at the Extended Stay which is at the other side of town and highway. So I'm like "fuck it, okay". I get to the place, go the room. As I am going there, some ghetto looking dude was in the stairwell looking pissed so that was interesting. I get to the room and this gorgeous women opens the door. At this point I am thinking "fuck yeah, this is great". I get inside the room, she asks for my donation which I give ($1. 5) and I am getting naked. That is when she comes up to me, takes off her panties and what do I see? Yep. She is a TS escort who used a female escort tag on STG. I have no intentions of dealing with that and said "This is not what I expected, I am going". The money was obviously gone and I am not about to fight over it. As I am getting dressed, someone knocks on the door and the TS escort looks through the peephole and who enters? It is the same girl who I thought was TS from the Best Western! She obviously notices me and asks me about what happened and what happened yesterday. I tell her and she is like "oh, I am sorry, you should have texted me and I could have made it better". Of course she could LOL. All I do is just nod and say "uh huh" and once I was dressed I start to leave. This room was right next to the staircase and I had to walk to the middle to get to the other staircase. As I am walking, this person is staring me down and it was just creepy. I finally get outside where that ghetto looking dude and this big guy were walking around as if they were patrolling. It was weird to say the least. I got in my car and got the fuck out of there.
So that is it, $440 down the drain for what? A 2 second blowjob, a shower, and to see a weird looking dick from a TS escort. All in all, 0 out of 10 would repeat. Watch out for the Ramsey ads on STG. Not worth it.
Tried texting a new ad again today, got the same type of messages and this time just blocked the number. I am not dealing with that shit.
The very definition of YMMV
[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;4905483]I hung out with her before she isn't thay good looking she is fat and her head skills aren't that good I am surprised people keep reviewing her on here and praising her (not you just in general) not to mentioned she was. 6 to. 8 for a BBBJ LOL.[/QUOTE]I think we can agree to disagree. I even mentioned that she didn't look as good as her pictures but I give bonus points for a pleasant demeanor and above average personal skills, that is a rarity in this hobby. Most of the providers are miserable people and they tend to take it out on anybody within their range.
As for her skills, they are not in the top tier but she sucked so hard that my balls where heading up into my stomach plus she swallowed, for me that is enough to give her a passing grade. Lastly, I must not be keeping up with the posts but I never recalled her getting a review. I think if a monger was looking for a hard sucking BJ for conventional rates, she might qualify. At least she has a clean room, no roommate that I was made aware of and she will get the job done. I am not in a rush to repeat but it never hurts to have one like her on your speed dial for just the right moment. As for me, I like variety so I will keep looking.