Massage Parlor Reports

Lisa is phenomenal.

I'd estimate 40, but looks 35. All natural, genuinely pretty.

Best massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Best personality and fun since Jenny from years ago.

At only 30 min away, I've discovered an alternative a little beyond the border:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6560123&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6560123.

Safe hunting, my friends.

JC.

John, I appreciate your post. It gave me the idea to explore the area this past weekend after landing in Laguardia.

The place you mentioned turns out to be pretty dirty in terms of overall cleanliness. I opted for a place called Geisha Garden on College Point.

You definitely get younger talent, but I am a bit partial to the Koreans in Danbury.

[QUOTE=JohnCleland;6536880]As a seasoned monger with decades of experience all over the world I've become disenchanted with northeast independent providers. Fortunately, east coast AMPs clearly offer superior provider quality, safety, and service in comparison to elsewhere in the country. But reports about SN don't really motivate me to give it a try. Today's lesson? Some metro AMPs are clearly better than others. My first east coast AMP experience was around five years ago in Manhattan (outstanding experience as I had expected but on the pricier side). My second was a one-off on my way to TN stopping in Wilks-Barre, PA not too long ago (see my review if you care to) which was also outstanding (and, if you can swing the round-trip drive time, it's a deal with respect to the combination of provider quality and price). It's because of my Wilkes-Barre experience that I've focused on seeking other non-Danbury options (but less distant). This is how I discovered Flushing.

My situation is unique because my only playtime is daytime weekdays. And according to the Queens, NY board, Flushing appears to offer similar provider quality to Manhattan with significantly less hassle getting there, lower rates, less traffic, and free parking. Thanks to map apps like GMaps or Waze (and assuming the unexpected traffic stars are aligned just right) one-way travel time can be as short as 1:10 each way from Danbury. In fact (and believe it or not), today's round trip door-to-door took 1:15 there and only took me 1:05 on the way back! I departed at 10:45 am, arrived at noon, enjoyed an hour of fun, and got home just after 2 pm. Yes, I was crazy lucky experiencing ZERO traffic today but again, that was thanks to studying the GMaps desktop browser feature where you can plan your departure day and time to learn and eventually game likely traffic delay patterns.[/QUOTE]

Hah, I had the same idea as John, to spread the word to the East.

This place is a gem. Replaced an older spa in the strip mall with the Carmel Movie Theater.

New and clean, nice table shower, pretty girls. . 6 house plus tips.

[QUOTE=JohnCleland;6561128]At only 30 min away, I've discovered an alternative a little beyond the border:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6560123&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6560123.

Safe hunting, my friends.

JC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jjags88;6555424]Anyone met the girl Lisa. Apparently 20 something blonde Brazilian. Any reports?[/QUOTE]No such provider unless you misunderstood her name. Definitely no Lisa.

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Gents.

I was away last week and the PR wouldn't leave. So this is late. Got message new provider at Ridge. I have seen her in person, only pic, pretty. I have not fucked her. Enter as needed. Good luck.

1, I think I answered all PM's, if not clear inbox or resend questions.

2, Check Rants for GFE.

3, Check weekly tips for "what to look out for". Continued.

See you guys in a few.

Chad.

Fuck, mimi is gone. Any Other decent options?

Yea so, stay cool, think Cool Chad. The world will not end because Mimi is gone. With the abundance of sex parlors in surrounding areas, it's a perfect opportunity to try Elmsford, Mt Kisco, Ridge, NR, Plains and so on. Fresh pussy. Beside SN has used up pussy. You guys deserve better.

Glad to help.

Chad.

[QUOTE=Oosul;6570382]Fuck, mimi is gone. Any Other decent options?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6563674]Hah, I had the same idea as John, to spread the word to the East.

This place is a gem. Replaced an older spa in the strip mall with the Carmel Movie Theater.

New and clean, nice table shower, pretty girls. . 6 house plus tips.[/QUOTE]This place is not a gem, it's the same girl from April when I went, Sunny / Yuna whatever she calls herself these days, she's skinny fat and most likely late 30's. Normal FS BBBJ (she pulls away quickly after you cim) . Certainly not worth going out of your way. I was highly disappointed after seeing your post on here and another site, nothing sets this place apart from any other FS place, in my opinion. Places like SDS in new Rochelle are worth the drive or NYC, but if you're over 30 minutes away from here, save your time and money if there are FS places in your area. The Mamasan is cute in a weird way, but she doesn't do massages, I think I would return if she starts.

[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;6570772]Yea so, stay cool, think Cool Chad. The world will not end because Mimi is gone. With the abundance of sex parlors in surrounding areas, it's a perfect opportunity to try Elmsford, Mt Kisco, Ridge, NR, Plains and so on. Fresh pussy. Beside SN has used up pussy. You guys deserve better.

Glad to help.

Chad.[/QUOTE]Had bunny looked good below average in all facets.

Cool Chad give us a break man, you got any specifics?

Too be clear, I don't know your likes and dislikes. I don't know your driving radius or your price points or age requirements, etc. My suggestion only, try not to lock into one provider or parlor. We have many parlors in Ct. Try to find UTR parlors like I posted on the New Haven forum.

My post 1373, was facts, told about new provider, saw pic, pretty, haven't fucked her. If interested try her out. It's ok if you don't.

Post 1375, try Elms, NR, Plains etc.

Reiterating as I did on the HSP forum. You guys have very good UTR Sex parlors. When you find them, you will give them up to a select few. Good luck.

Chad.

[QUOTE=Oosul;6570998]Had bunny looked good below average in all facets.

Cool Chad give us a break man, you got any specifics?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DarkNight1;6570955]This place is not a gem, it's the same girl from April when I went, Sunny / Yuna whatever she calls herself these days, she's skinny fat and most likely late 30's. Normal FS BBBJ (she pulls away quickly after you cim) . Certainly not worth going out of your way. I was highly disappointed after seeing your post on here and another site, nothing sets this place apart from any other FS place, in my opinion. Places like SDS in new Rochelle are worth the drive or NYC, but if you're over 30 minutes away from here, save your time and money if there are FS places in your area. The Mamasan is cute in a weird way, but she doesn't do massages, I think I would return if she starts.[/QUOTE]Sorry my review prompted a trip that was not "gem" status. But at least FS, BBBJ CIM late 30's, is not a disaster. Personally NYC or SDS (which I had a bad experience) are too far to travel without a valid cover story in case of car trouble, etc. Ignoring those, there are few options for extra fun in hat city, besides SN and Lily.

There is a Lisa.

[QUOTE=Sinergy69;6566105]No such provider unless you misunderstood her name. Definitely no Lisa.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6573131]Sorry my review prompted a trip that was not "gem" status. But at least FS, BBBJ CIM late 30's, is not a disaster. Personally NYC or SDS (which I had a bad experience) are too far to travel without a valid cover story in case of car trouble, etc. Ignoring those, there are few options for extra fun in hat city, besides SN and Lily.[/QUOTE]What is your bad experience, because there are plenty of positive reviews, BoBo is one the best girls in the AMP game for that rate. Top 3 Outstanding mouth game and very tight wet P. There's a train station right in front of the place and in some cases that may be cheaper and / or a faster commute, depending how far you live. I'm a regular and have a good relationship outside the spa with one of the girls there (DM for info). I can happily point you to the right girls and guaranteed that your experience will exceed.

MB.

Also. Not a horrible experience, more meh experience. Just not worth a 30-40 minute drive IMO, point is I was expecting a GFE service with a "24" year old GFE petite girl you described. It wasn't tipping, because I laid the amount you said you gave, even before I knew Yuna was the same girl I had before. All other girls were busy so I said fuck it and stayed. Spent. 4 more than I do at my go to's (yeah yeah it's only $.4 but I expected GFE with the extra and a real cim ending), I drive the same amount of time it takes to reach westchester county. Also I highly doubt she's in her 30's I was being generous maybe early 40's, she's heavily caked up with make up, and I'm not that attracted to skinny fat girls, give me average or curves over a skinny fat body type. I tried to get MMS to massage me but she always just grabs my crouch and says I'm just front desk and gives me a peck on the cheek. I'm not sure why I'm so attractive to her she's probably a 5 out of 10 on the look scale (IMO) but she has great energy that makes her attractive.