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When launching remember: Boat goes in first!
Nothing says white trash like mom being a good role model for daughter. I can almost hear the background noise "Jerry, Jerry!"
Misfit
Always take the opportunity to fuck in the car. Kid don't need no fold out DVD player in the back. "I have mommy to entertain me".
Misfit
Did you guys hear the horrible news? And no I am not talking about the death of Micheal Jackson.
The news just hit TMZ that Megan Fox has a Toe Thumb. Nothing is perfect my fellow mongers, not even her.
[url]http://poststuff4.entensity.net/061909/image.php?pic=fox.gif[/url]
Misfit
[QUOTE=Misfit]Nothing says white trash like mom being a good role model for daughter. I can almost hear the background noise "Jerry, Jerry!"
Misfit[/QUOTE]
Looks like Mama is proud of her "bolt-ons".
[QUOTE=Misfit]Always take the opportunity to fuck in the car. Kid don't need no fold out DVD player in the back. "I have mommy to entertain me".
Misfit[/QUOTE]WTF?
Now half of the shit in my house won't work!
[QUOTE=Agent61]TV pitchman Billy Mays dies
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays[/url][/QUOTE]
What's the joke? Man, that's not funny. Maybe he annoyed you, but posting news of his death to a joke board with the headline "Positive news"? Pretty callous. And what's the deal with the image? He wasn't stabbed, as far as I know. Did you just have that lying around?
[QUOTE=Gdlint]Now half of the shit in my house won't work![/QUOTE]
Now THAT'S funny!
You know you're from California if:
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH.."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal?
18.. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
Vince gets the last laugh.
Sorry, Billy.
Just Increíble
Never . .. . Ever . . .
Ever . .. .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!
I REPEAT.. . .
Never....
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !
Scottish bar stool for kilt wearers.