Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty; 1811789]I had a similar experience at a place in the 8500 block of Reseda that I reported here last year. Sounds like an identical MO. I agree that it is kind of a rip-off, as there is definitely an inference that more could be available if you extend the time. It's like,"Oh, gee, I would give you a happy ending, but we are out of time! Would you like to extend?" (They don't say that, but that is the act.) And then once you extend, it is just more of the same.

Technically, it is only a rip-off if you are expecting them to do something illegal. So, they are taking you right to the edge of what is legal, quite intentionally, and without doing anything that could get them in trouble, or promising but not delivering, they are skirting along that edge in the hope that we will take a chance and give them more money. And then they act like Claude Rains in "Casablanca." "You were expecting what? Oh my! I can't imagine what gave you that idea!"

I'll give them this: They are smart.

BUT, while maybe not being a literal rip-off, they are taking advantage of us in a way. The way to fight back is to not tip, or tip only what you would tip a legit masseuse. I'd be tempted to short tip, or not tip at all, since that sends a very clear message. If they don't like it, oh well, in fact: Good! Maybe they will stop using a tease to lure more cash out of our pockets with no intent to deliver.

That said, we customers are always at a disadvantage. The smart approach is to always assume a place is legit, despite any signs to the otherwise. Buy time accordingly, and act accordingly. Tip accordingly too. If anything more happens, it is a true bonus and we can be happy. If nothing more happens, then we got a legit massage, and we tip 20% and leave with everyone happy.

But most importantly, never go for the "Do you want more time?" trick. Legit places rarely do it, and non-legit places definitely don't!

P. S. Has anyone else noticed that "legit" has two contexts lately? People use it to mean "legitimate" as in fully legal, and "legit" in the slang sense, like "great!" As in,"The FS place on Sepulveda is totally legit!" It's getting confusing.[/QUOTE]This is simple.

$65 for 45 min house fee is a FS rate. Not legit or rub & tug unless it is a legit luxury spa facility with a 3 ring circus of therapy, beauty salon type extras menu (e. G. Facials and waxing, manicures and pedicures) and relaxation options. And usually these places would be doing business with trophy wives to luxuriate the day away while hubby is out working hard and fucking top tier escorts or mistresses during breaks. So if you are in a "normal" MP charging this much up front and nothing is happening within the first half hour AT LEAST within the first half hour, you are being setup. FS providers get nasty fast and dress for easy access and instant transformation to nakedness. If its a rub and tug its a ripoff as to the price. Just way too high a door charge for that type of establishment. Toss $10-15 for the massage and any arousal value and save the extra time fee for the whorehouse around the corner.

Bottom line is if you pay $65 for 45 mins the girl should enter the room dressed to be undressed and exuding "let's fuck" attitude. You don't expect a real massage when you pay FS prices. I don't go to many FS MPs but when I do I don't even lay down on the table. I greet the girl sitting on the side of the table with a hug, polite and impolite compliments, and grabass. No pretenses. She may then ask me to lie down for a short fake massage, but the program is established. I expect that the finger tips rubbing my back and culo will soon be nipples rubbing me down hopefully followed by a tongue in a decent joint. If I'm interested in a rub and tug, I don't go into a place charging $65 for 45. Pretty clearly there is no mongering scenario that would call for agreeing to the purchase of extra time in this circumstance.

I pay and take the time to TOFT and then take the time to report it here so that no one else here has to lose their time and money. That's the purpose of this site, that and seeking advice. I did not seek your advice. I don't expect a thanks Blake, but I don't expect to be lectured. You're just giving your opinions on my post and you're allowed? Yes. But as a LONG standing member of over 10 years, I certainly know what I am doing and what I am saying and don't need your judgements.

This hobby is not up front and can't be agreed to verbally, there's no code of conduct on what to do and expect. The signals were there and in my veteran opinion, I knew the signs were there that I was being strung along, and took the leap to see what would happen. They knew I was expecting more and took advantage of it and that's what makes it a rip off. I reported it to you guys as a courtesy.

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty;1811789]P. S. Has anyone else noticed that "legit" has two contexts lately? People use it to mean "legitimate" as in fully legal, and "legit" in the slang sense, like "great!" As in,"The FS place on Sepulveda is totally legit!" It's getting confusing.[/QUOTE]Thank the younger folks for that.

Kind of like "bad".

That girl is bad.

Hey fellow mongers,

Got up this morning with an itch and decided to go see on of my fave in the NoHo area. Got there and things turn out bad since I was not able to hook up with her at the time (should have set up before going)

Anyway, since I was in the area, figure out I might as well check this joint (see link below) which advertises on BP with a bevy of beauties which wets your appetite and make you want to head over there fast (I know, I know pixs are 99% fake) nevertheless they work in the sense that those pixs get the little head to take over LOL.

Went in and talked to the receptionist, she asked me if I wanted the hour session, told her I'd go for the 1/2 hr (figure to check things and provider before going for the hour)

Took me to a private room and handed her 30. Now I'm thinking she might be my provider. She's about a 6. 5, maybe a 7 and had pants and blouse and was attractive.

Got butt naked and sat on the table and waited a couple of minutes and in walks this 50+ lady, maybe a 3. 5 or so. Well guys you know how that feels, BUMMER.

She massaged back and legs and tried to get me EXCITED but I wasn't even thinking about extras. Finally she asked me to flip and started smiling again and asked me straight up (hand signal) if I wanted a HJ. Gave her the go ahead and she asked for 40, told her 30 and only if she took directions. She agreed and proceeded to a HE. I didn't bother to ask for her name. BTW, the massage itself was subpar.

Did not see any other provider, so I'm not sure if they have other girls there. I would not recommend the lady I was with for obvious reasons. Nonetheless if the receptionist was available it might make sense.

In my case I will not repeat but thought to let you guys know some info about this place.

Mondo.

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-price-30-hh-only-call-818-760-7950/28430344[/url]

[QUOTE=Mondo72; 1817293]Hey fellow mongers,

Got up this morning with an itch and decided to go see on of my fave in the NoHo area. Got there and things turn out bad since I was not able to hook up with her at the time (should have set up before going)

Anyway, since I was in the area, figure out I might as well check this joint (see link below) which advertises on BP with a bevy of beauties which wets your appetite and make you want to head over there fast (I know, I know pixs are 99% fake) nevertheless they work in the sense that those pixs get the little head to take over LOL.

Went in and talked to the receptionist, she asked me if I wanted the hour session, told her I'd go for the 1/2 hr (figure to check things and provider before going for the hour)

Took me to a private room and handed her 30. Now I'm thinking she might be my provider. She's about a 6. 5, maybe a 7 and had pants and blouse and was attractive.

Got butt naked and sat on the table and waited a couple of minutes and in walks this 50+ lady, maybe a 3. 5 or so. Well guys you know how that feels, BUMMER.

She massaged back and legs and tried to get me EXCITED but I wasn't even thinking about extras. Finally she asked me to flip and started smiling again and asked me straight up (hand signal) if I wanted a HJ. Gave her the go ahead and she asked for 40, told her 30 and only if she took directions. She agreed and proceeded to a HE. I didn't bother to ask for her name. BTW, the massage itself was subpar.

Did not see any other provider, so I'm not sure if they have other girls there. I would not recommend the lady I was with for obvious reasons. Nonetheless if the receptionist was available it might make sense.

In my case I will not repeat but thought to let you guys know some info about this place.

Mondo.

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-price-30-hh-only-call-818-760-7950/28430344[/url][/QUOTE]You do realize that those pics are Fake. In fact the pic on the top right of the cute Brunette was used in an Ad here in Chicago.

[QUOTE=Mondo72; 1817293]Hey fellow mongers,

Got up this morning with an itch and decided to go see on of my fave in the NoHo area. Got there and things turn out bad since I was not able to hook up with her at the time (should have set up before going)

Anyway, since I was in the area, figure out I might as well check this joint (see link below) which advertises on BP with a bevy of beauties which wets your appetite and make you want to head over there fast (I know, I know pixs are 99% fake) nevertheless they work in the sense that those pixs get the little head to take over LOL.

Went in and talked to the receptionist, she asked me if I wanted the hour session, told her I'd go for the 1/2 hr (figure to check things and provider before going for the hour)

Took me to a private room and handed her 30. Now I'm thinking she might be my provider. She's about a 6. 5, maybe a 7 and had pants and blouse and was attractive.

Got butt naked and sat on the table and waited a couple of minutes and in walks this 50+ lady, maybe a 3. 5 or so. Well guys you know how that feels, BUMMER.

She massaged back and legs and tried to get me EXCITED but I wasn't even thinking about extras. Finally she asked me to flip and started smiling again and asked me straight up (hand signal) if I wanted a HJ. Gave her the go ahead and she asked for 40, told her 30 and only if she took directions. She agreed and proceeded to a HE. I didn't bother to ask for her name. BTW, the massage itself was subpar.

Did not see any other provider, so I'm not sure if they have other girls there. I would not recommend the lady I was with for obvious reasons. Nonetheless if the receptionist was available it might make sense.

In my case I will not repeat but thought to let you guys know some info about this place.

Mondo.

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-price-30-hh-only-call-818-760-7950/28430344[/url][/QUOTE]I've been here a handful of times. First 2 the girls were late 20s early 30s and fairly attractive and displayed nice clevage. HJs were pre-negotiated but otherwise nice. 3rd visit, the girl came in and immediately turned down the lights extremely low. Massage was ok, then on the flip she negotiated the HJ and proceeded (keep in mind I still couldn't see very well even though my eyes adjusted to the dark room). It was ok, but here's the buzz kill. On the way out, when I saw her in the light, she was about 60 and super ugly. It took a couple days to shake that one from the memory banks.

Not sure if this is the same one mentioned (on VB & Noble?) , I went in today expecting a legit massage, was greeted by Korean gal Mia (probly a 6 in her late 30's) , was taken to a room, nice background music. Then another younger and prettier Korean girl (7 probably early 30's) named Chattie was introduced to me as my masseuse for the day.

Apparently it's a slow day, so after we settle in and as Chattie started working on me, Mia came in and said today is slow day, so she'll come in and massage me too. I was not sure if it will double my cost and asked, she said "no, maybe just tip me a little at the end". So Mia worked on my upper body while Chattie worked on my legs. She took out hot stones and asked if I want to try it for $5 more, why not so I let them continue the work. First time having a 4-hands massage, it was quite nice and relaxing in a legit massage kind of way. So I continue to think this is a legit place.

Then Mia asked me to turn around, our chat turned a little flirty, at one point her face got very close to mine and she breathed into my ears and asked "am I too close?" while complimenting my face, I sensed a change in the air. Her boobs also got dangerously close to my face as she massaged my upper body. Then she suddenly hold my hands and told me her job is done and Chattie will finish up the rest, but "next time if you come, request for me and I'll take care of your whole body". Mmm interesting. On her way out, she dimmed the lights and the previously quiet Chattie started talking to me more and started the sensual touching up and down. I know we are game and we started the negotiation, quickly settled on $50 tug with touching. I was only allowed utc caressing and didn't see her in her birth suit, but it was not bad. I was pleasantly surprised at how flirty these K-gals are. Final damage ($45 / hr with hot stone, $50 for Chattie and $5 for Mia = $) and I left a happy man!

[QUOTE=Rockhard 441;1777319]I'm not sure which place you are talking about, but I think that name is a chain that is legit.[/QUOTE]

It's been a while, but, as the title suggests, I'm back in the game for the time being. Got back on the horse with an oldie but a goodie: [url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/swt-lk-hony-24/29688610[/url] (didn't see the post about this place getting busted a while back, but it's open now!).

Standard Operating Procedure: check alley and side streets for unmarked cars/vans (all clear); first visit is always half hour (why pay more when you don't know what you're getting?); never tell the mamasan it's your first time ("a couple of weeks ago" usually works. If they ask who you saw, you can't go wrong with,"Jen" or "Cindy").

Provider was about a 6-7 in looks, mostly because of the big fakies. Attitude was pleasant - she said it was her first day and I was her first client (yeah, right!). Performance was unexceptional, but good enough. Best part: no haggle service. Didn't quote a price upfront or ask for more afterward.

$1. 50 for the Full Monty (house fee included) is better than an "independent" and a lot less than I'd spend at a club. All things considered, I'd go back.

Checked out the place behind the car wash brk / lank.

Chinese girl SONNY.

40 average looks mediocre HJ.

Would I repeat?

Maybe the massage was excellent

I helped a friend move this weekend and she did wonders for my back.

She cracked my spine and gave me an excellent sports massage

Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you!

[QUOTE=Vixen9591; 1824602]Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you![/QUOTE]I have asked AMP girls in the past if women come in for massages and they said yes, it's not uncommon. The one place I would have recommended is closed for remodeling, but there's one in my neighborhood where I saw a great looking woman paying her bill and leaving when I arrived. They were having trouble with their credit card machine, and the woman was pretty cool about being seen there. I was clearly not a day spa, and the providers there are not particularly good masseuses, so I'm guessing she had gone for HE. PM me if you want details, or if you want me to ask at other places I know of.

[QUOTE=Vixen9591; 1824602]Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you![/QUOTE]I just want say that is pretty hot. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that room.

Anyway, I don't see why they wouldn't want to give HE to females.

I mean if I were them, I'd prefer to give women HE than us horn dogs.

My advice would be to find a place that does extras and start groping them when you flip.

They will get the hint and ask you if there's anything else you want. GL and please report back.

[QUOTE=tarascan; 1823738]Checked out the place behind the car wash brk / lank.

Chinese girl SONNY.

40 average looks mediocre HJ.

Would I repeat?

Maybe the massage was excellent

I helped a friend move this weekend and she did wonders for my back.

She cracked my spine and gave me an excellent sports massage[/QUOTE]I live couple blocks from there what was the damage?

Checked out a Latina place on Reseda Blvd north of Roscoe called Lavender Aromatherapy. This is the place to go if you like cute Latina's of all types. Don't ask for a "massage", just go with the flow and ask for half hour therapy. Entry was. 4 (maybe it was. 5 I forgot). There is a comprehensive menu, and great selection of beauties. Will go back this weekend again and post a bit more info.

[QUOTE=Vixen9591; 1824602]Hello,

Okay, this is probably a very strange post but I'm a female that would like to experience a erotic "happy ending" massage. Are there any other women out there.

That can help me with this? I would appreciate any comments. Male or female. Thank you![/QUOTE]Was just wondering if a Free Massage with Happy Ending courtesy of a Male newbie could possibly be in the cards? Or were you looking for a female provider only.