Massage Parlor Reports

Amen to that!
[QUOTE=Skonsk]
And Tina went out on her own......We all wish she did more because she is hot!!
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I don't know if this has been reported before, so sorry for the repeat.

It was reported recently in the Trib, that Lisle and Arlington Hts will not give licenses to businesses offering only Massages. The reason being the obvious and complaints, there was a sting and an undercover cop was offered Happy Ending, which didn't quite happy for the massesue offering it and she was booked for pros... They are keeping a close eye on MP's in the 'burbs and apparently there is some monitoring going on. Just wanted this info to be out there, so watch out.

[QUOTE=Tee Time]Okay I saw the ad on CL for a 6 hand massage for $ so I thought what the hell give it a shot. I have only been to this place twice and it was several months ago. The previously reported Loni/ Lani picked up the caller ID phone and said it is so nice of me to call and that I had not been there for a while etc etc. Amazing memory on this girl.

I asked about the 6 hand and she said that the 3rd girl does not start till 6 but I could have a 4 hand. Being the trooper I am I thought I would somehow manage to enjoy four hands wandering over my body. The second girl, Licia, is new , cute and gives a great massage. All in all a very good experience with a satisfying finish and wandering hands allowed on both sides.[/QUOTE]

I see a few 4 hand, but no 6 hand.

After my lousy visit to Lisunia this weekend I was like a moth to the bright light and back today for another visit hoping for better. 2 girls available Olga and Angelic. I had booked Olga because I know her and she's not bad (plus she's got those huge DD's) but when I got there Lucy at the front desk said I was going back with Angelic. So I looked around the corner into the little area where they wait for us guys to come along and noticed she had a pretty face and what looked like a nice rack. So I figured I wouldn't complain, just go with the flow and maybe you'd have something interesting to report. (did I every) Well as soon as she got up I realized that she had a little belly on her. After getting in for the TS I realized that it was not only a belly but she was pregnant? Needless to say I was confused. Was I getting the right girl? Did I get the switcheroo? Anyway I get back into the massage room and she proceeds to start a soft touch massage which eventually leads to the flip (after about 5 minutes tops) and she heads right into the main event. It was already fairly weird and then she asks if I would like topless. I was not really sure if this would help or not help but in any event she convinced me to pay the extra. Anyway needless to say she was wearing a slimming outfit because when she got the top off I'd have to say she was at least 5-6 months along and really showing.

Anyway no need to describe the rest of the event as it didn't get any less strange. So the moral of the story is if you see a stomach that looks like it's sticking out a disproportionate amount. Stay away! When I realized what I was getting into I probably should have asked for Olga as there was no one else in the place and I could have easily switched but for some strange reason I don't want to be rude. (which is obviously stupid since it's my fricking money!)

The whole thing was really too bad because she really is a very pretty girl. I don't know if her service was bad because she's in her current state or because she's not very good at massage. I guess we'll have to wait about 6 months or so and see if she comes back.

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]I see a few 4 hand, but no 6 hand.[/QUOTE]

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As many of you know Tina has her own website and works out of a building on Clybourn and Webster. Great massage but totally on the up and up. She is planning to move to California soon. I used to be a regular customer of Krista and another girl that worked for her named Christina. Both gave HJ and Christina was FS. When Krista eventually moved to 30 N. Michigan and started doing laser she developed quite the attitude. I called and spoke with her and reminded her that I was an old customer after she informed me she no longer gave massages but she said she would for an "old regular". When I arrived she had a change of heart and pulled a switch on me, telling me she was too busy to do the massage. I should've just left but stayed for the hour. Waste of time. I would never go back to her again.

Some guys actually prefer (or at least enjoy occasionally) pregnant woman. I have read reports on this site from different cities where the guy would find a pregnant girl and become her repeat customer right up until the due date.

Myself, I guess it would depend on the girl. There are some girls whom I have seen look really hot when there expecting. But some girls, I'm afraid, look down right awful.

You might have given this girl some business that she would otherwise not have gotten.

Tried one of the new girls (sophia) at Alice. Mediocre massage (not close to what I am used to from here). Good english. Strong upsell for standard HR. Average HR. Will not repeat.
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[QUOTE=Bkmsw]Some guys actually prefer (or at least enjoy occasionally) pregnant woman.
You might have given this girl some business that she would otherwise not have gotten.[/QUOTE]

Good point...

I've seen (experienced) some pretty hot pregnant women before and wouldn't mind it again sometime!

. . . but what I am wondering is if there is any other EMP that is worth a visit?

I don't mind having to do a visit or two to earn trust, but Lisunia's is NOT getting a repeat visit from me.

Ah, for the days of Lakeview Holistic, where any number of Eastern European girls were willing to do my bidding (sigh).

And even with a smile!

Regular posters, please PM if you know of ANY EMP that is worth my trouble.

And yes, I know I claimed to "retire" last week, but hey, I just won a bunch of money in a card game!

$90 to get in and I declined the shower. I need to start accepting this, but it always feels weird, maybe I am a clean freak. I thought Melanie looked ok. I look at body, not face. She's thin, big fake tits. She gives a lousy massage and the HR was mediocre. I talked to her, joked with her and really got no where and did not want to get anywhere. Those big tits can't make up for zero personality. She told me that she works at another place called Four Aces near Western and Fullerton in the city. She said its $200 for massage with the girl in lingerie. She said some girls are FS. I am convincing myself it's not worth the cost for any of this. I date plenty of hot girls and maybe I need to stop being so god damn smug and take the time to talk to them instead of looking for the quick fix. Wish there was decent massage with a HR to be had for $100.

Lisunia
Price 90
Looks: 6/7
Massage: 2
Service: 2
HR: 2
Length: 30 minutes

atmosphere: 7, but the walls don't go all the way up

Tip: $20, just because, but I am reconsidering this policy. I guess if they work for someone they deserve a tip. but fuck, if you're independent you get paid for your service. I am a professional and I don't get tiped in my line of work and I don't make $100 an hour!! Good luck men.

There's a real good one in Northbrook that I haven't been to in a while but I always considered it the best. Veronica is in charge and she will also meet customers in a private condo in the gold coast. Kind of pricey but she has a killer little body and she works naked. Up to two HJ for .18. They require a reference so use the name "Shy". That should work. Corner of Waukegan and Lake Cook in an office building. 847-338-3317 or 847-940-8180

[QUOTE=Tee Time]Okay I saw the ad on CL for a 6 hand massage for $ so I thought what the hell give it a shot. [/QUOTE]That sounds pretty interesting. What does one tip for a 6 hand (or even 4 hand)? Is it per girl, or per massage? Per girl could add up real fast!

Decided to try xindy for the first time over lunch yesterday. Opted for .35 for half hour with April. She is older and chubby, but has a great attitude and is very accommodating. Followed HS with nice relaxing facial. I did see a couple other younger/thinner girls on my way out--anyone have a name I could request for next time? Oh, and she did use a LOT of oil. I left with that baby oil/stripper smell all over me.

Place up near Wolf Road in Des Plaines, no longer open. Believe it was called Eden or Garden of Eden. Anybody have any 411. Had a one time visit and found a latina that was CFS but didn't mind COB or COF for a pretty low tip. BTW this site is great.