Did anyone get thanked for their cervix with a provider discount today?
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Did anyone get thanked for their cervix with a provider discount today?
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend.
So one day Eddie became so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you have sex with me".
The girl looked at him in shock and said. "Hell no!
He said it'll be real quick I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and get it and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!
She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast and he won't be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Thirty minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, What the f_ happened?!
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "That bastard had all quarters!
True meaning of Stg provider descriptions. Feel free to add your own!! Came across this and made me laugh!!
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and Fat.
Petite: Short and Fat.
Fun sized: Usually short, always Fat.
BBW: Impossibly Fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From The Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally Black.
No AA: My pimp is Black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or black mailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here everyday and don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are 5 years old and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum motel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fu*ck me so hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
[QUOTE=AssMan4412;7442484]True meaning of Stg provider descriptions. Feel free to add your own!! Came across this and made me laugh!!
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and Fat.
Petite: Short and Fat.
Fun sized: Usually short, always Fat.
BBW: Impossibly Fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From The Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally Black.
No AA: My pimp is Black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or black mailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here everyday and don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are 5 years old and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum motel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fu*ck me so hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]** New Phone #: I've pissed off too many guys so I had to change my number.
[QUOTE=AssMan4412;7442484]True meaning of Stg provider descriptions. Feel free to add your own!! Came across this and made me laugh!!
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and Fat.
Petite: Short and Fat.
Fun sized: Usually short, always Fat.
BBW: Impossibly Fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From The Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally Black.
No AA: My pimp is Black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or black mailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here everyday and don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are 5 years old and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum motel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fu*ck me so hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]Text only (alt): my pimp handles the comms.
No BBFS: I don't want guys to know off the top. BBFS isn't included but I might be swayed with the right $.
No time wasters: Only I can waste your time.
Unrushed service: I set the a timer.
Location. Downtown: I'm a scammer. Tell me your town and I'll tell you I'm at a hotel down the street.
Back and better then ever: I'm fatter and still haven't been tested.
Party friendly: come be a junkie with me or come be my plug.
[QUOTE=DonnnyBravo;7442555]Text only (alt): my pimp handles the comms.
No BBFS: I don't want guys to know off the top. BBFS isn't included but I might be swayed with the right $.
No time wasters: Only I can waste your time.
Unrushed service: I set the a timer.
Location. Downtown: I'm a scammer. Tell me your town and I'll tell you I'm at a hotel down the street.
Back and better then ever: I'm fatter and still haven't been tested.
Party friendly: come be a junkie with me or come be my plug.[/QUOTE]Sad thing is that it's all true!
How does someone know if I am using a text app when I contact them?
[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7443491]How does someone know if I am using a text app when I contact them?[/QUOTE]The good ones look like plain old phone texts. The not so good can't receive calls, so it's obvious it's an app. I don't know how all of them work, but some freebies might insert a tagline plugging themselves.
If you reached out to the DDD nut job in Cromwell, she thinks everyone is faking something! LOL
[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7443491]How does someone know if I am using a text app when I contact them?[/QUOTE]I would say by the first 3 digits after the area code. Some look random.
May I ask why you ask?
Do you guys have better luck using a burner phone as opposed to texting apps? I myself use the "TextME" app, and probably get a response 2 out of 10 times. I've tried many different greetings, crickets. Not sure if I'll better luck with a burner which I'm trying to avoid. I know I could always hide the burner and whatnot but the app is so much convenient. I could just delete it or hide it until I'm ready to use. Plus less chance of anyone tracking my identity (no malice behind it). For whatever reason many providers frown upon apps, even though a lot of them also use them.
[QUOTE=DonnnyBravo;7442555]Text only (alt): my pimp handles the comms.
No BBFS: I don't want guys to know off the top. BBFS isn't included but I might be swayed with the right $.
No time wasters: Only I can waste your time.
Unrushed service: I set the a timer.
Location. Downtown: I'm a scammer. Tell me your town and I'll tell you I'm at a hotel down the street.
Back and better then ever: I'm fatter and still haven't been tested.
Party friendly: come be a junkie with me or come be my plug.[/QUOTE]Back and better than ever: I've just returned to the outside world after spending a couple of years having lesbian sex in Niantic, and I'm fatter than before after eating lots of potatoes every day.
[QUOTE=JoeRando;7443598]Do you guys have better luck using a burner phone as opposed to texting apps? I myself use the "TextME" app, and probably get a response 2 out of 10 times. I've tried many different greetings, crickets. Not sure if I'll better luck with a burner which I'm trying to avoid. I know I could always hide the burner and whatnot but the app is so much convenient. I could just delete it or hide it until I'm ready to use. Plus less chance of anyone tracking my identity (no malice behind it). For whatever reason many providers frown upon apps, even though a lot of them also use them.[/QUOTE]I use an app called "Burner". It texts and handles incoming and outgoing voice calls, as well as voice mail. You can choose the area code and general area, as well as have multiple numbers. It's not free.
I've been using it for almost 10 years, it's never been questioned.
[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7443491]How does someone know if I am using a text app when I contact them?[/QUOTE]I think most girls just say that but don't know how to check. Some may use an iphone and think if the text msg isn't blue then must be an app and don't think of android phones. I've seen girls before that put that in their ad. One of them even showed me how they search, but somehow they still saw me. LOL.
Girls likely don't do this, but you can search the carrier and it will tell you. Real phones say Verizon, ATT, Tmobile, etc. The apps are all VOIP and don't use carriers, so the carrier name will not be any company you'd recognize. If you use an app that comes with a SIM, it will be contracted through a main carrier.
[QUOTE=AssMan4412;7442484]True meaning of Stg provider descriptions. Feel free to add your own!! Came across this and made me laugh!!
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and Fat.
Petite: Short and Fat.
Fun sized: Usually short, always Fat.
BBW: Impossibly Fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From The Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally Black.
No AA: My pimp is Black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or black mailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here everyday and don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are 5 years old and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum motel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fu*ck me so hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]5 more minutes?
[QUOTE=DonnnyBravo;7443667]
Girls likely don't do this, but you can search the carrier and it will tell you. Real phones say Verizon, ATT, Tmobile, etc. The apps are all VOIP and don't use carriers, so the carrier name will not be any company you'd recognize. If you use an app that comes with a SIM, it will be contracted through a main carrier.[/QUOTE]Not anymore. Most new phones use eSIMs. Even some made in the last four years or so that still had a hard Sim slot can accept an eSIM. Many of the virtual carriers, like Mint, Xfinity Mobile, or Consumer Cellular, use mostly eSIMs and are not text apps.
I use eSIMs all the time when out of the US, sometimes using up the prepaid service when I return to the US. I've purchased services through Orange, Vodaphone, even some airlines like Emirates or Lufthansa.
The number I currently have in my Burner app comes back as a Connecticut number.