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[QUOTE=BackJack;2241822]Overweight and a nose the size of a horse. She looked nothing like the slim pics and the rave reviews. But to each his own. I put one UTR on this board and learned my lesson. Never again. Ended up reviewed all over the forum and disgraced by the Banned Self Promoting Idoit. With lies from his fantasy dreams.[/QUOTE]Question, and forgive a monger for being out of the loop for so long (only visited old favorites that I have previously reviewed) Jag is banned and he was fake reviews? Can a senior PM me about this please?

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2241775]Pamela is a classic! If you are a fan, you are a fan for life. I am. She has always had the "it factor" we all search for. She is older but so are we (us old guys). Never disapoints. Top ten massages of all time. YMMV -- Dog.[/QUOTE]Well said, LawDog. Pamela's lure is not easy to explain, but you put it best: "She has the 'it factor. '" However, she's getting older. To me she's still hot, but I wish I had known her when she was 25. With her fun-loving open-minded attitude and her body with 30 years erased, now that would be a dream to brag about!

[QUOTE=GregCroston;2242443]Question, and forgive a monger for being out of the loop for so long (only visited old favorites that I have previously reviewed) Jag is banned and he was fake reviews? Can a senior PM me about this please?[/QUOTE]I was wondering the same thing.

[QUOTE=Jay7005;2240089]60's? Doubtful. And if your massage was just 'ok' then you must have done something to set her off. I have seen her a few times, and never had a bad massage! As with any massage provider, remember YMMV. But act like a gentleman, and I'm sure she'll treat you well.[/QUOTE]Pamela is for sure in her 60's. I am careful what I say about her because on this Forum there is one particular monger who will pester the hell out of you if you criticize her in any way. Last time I saw her she was in College Park so it's been awhile. She was always wanting to do this "Walking on your back" massage. I forgot what she called it. I think there are a lot better therapists out there in my book. She is way past her prime for me.

I will be in Orlando airport Thursday and have never had a NURU nude body massage, I want my first experience to be no drama or upselling and prefer ebony or latina not BBW, I am not that special but this is my first NURU and want it to be special, please PM me or reply on the forum thanks to my seniors who reccommend.

Since no one appears to have posted, TOFTT and saw this provider.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-rose-incalls-outcalls-deep-tissue-swedish-sport-theraputic/11173576[/URL]

As mentioned, she uses an answering service to schedule. Works out of same building as Michelle, Mia, and others on Howell Branch. Decent looking, and that's where the good part ends. She apparently doesn't have an "inside" voice and seemed to enjoy talking at full volume, including a lecture using words like "prostitution" and "crime" when having a discussion about her draping requirements. Anyone that's ever visited that building knows how paper thin the walls are. It was like she was speaking for the benefit of someone in the next room. Not an enjoyable time at all. Seriously, these bitches need to keep the lectures to themselves and just learn to politely say yes or no and be done with it.

Just saw on the news they have a visit from uncle in progress right now.

Be safe,

BG111.

Called them a few times no answer decided to go and what do I see 3 news fans with cameras at the door stay safe guys.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2243002]Since no one appears to have posted, TOFTT and saw this provider.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-rose-incalls-outcalls-deep-tissue-swedish-sport-theraputic/11173576[/URL]

As mentioned, she uses an answering service to schedule. Works out of same building as Michelle, Mia, and others on Howell Branch. Decent looking, and that's where the good part ends. She apparently doesn't have an "inside" voice and seemed to enjoy talking at full volume, including a lecture using words like "prostitution" and "crime" when having a discussion about her draping requirements. Anyone that's ever visited that building knows how paper thin the walls are. It was like she was speaking for the benefit of someone in the next room. Not an enjoyable time at all. Seriously, these bitches need to keep the lectures to themselves and just learn to politely say yes or no and be done with it.[/QUOTE]Oh man what an uncomfortable position to be in.

To legitimize my post, I don't have a "regular" spot to go to per say. But I've never left unhappy from Harold's Spa. Sharon was great. . 70 H plus a. 40 spot for the great massage and careful attention.

Great long nipples once their hard and overall a great experience. Nothing beyond the standard from what I can tell.

Under the heading, "You can shear a sheep many times and skin him only once", I offer a review on this lady:

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/need-relaxation-look-no-further-im-your-girl-30/11002883[/URL]

Easy set up and nice location but that's where it ends. I have an LMT walking distance from work for $70/ hr but chose to drive 1. 5 hrs to see this lady. Haven't been around for a while so sorry if this is ground already covered but even if so, I should put up a warning flag. Residential area with grand-dad in the living room. I thought the pics would be flattering and I was right but I also thought for $100 I would get a bit more than a rub and I was wrong so a see- for the pop quiz. The added bonus to a vanilla rub for a Franklin was that it was 45 minutes long. I asked if that was an hour when she said we were done and she said yes, then vanished. I found my way out chanting my mantra - "Took one for the team, took one for the team". It didn't help. Applied all the tried and true techniques to make it happen but it didn't. Should have stayed home and got what I got for less money and less of my life wasted but.

You might say that more is offered after the first visit but the prospect of getting to know grandpa and playing with her aired-out 31 a's didn't make me hungry for another turn at the wheel. YMMV in a Prairie Schooner.

[QUOTE=EndGame;2243122]Under the heading, "You can shear a sheep many times and skin him only once", I offer a review on this lady:

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/need-relaxation-look-no-further-im-your-girl-30/11002883[/URL]

Easy set up and nice location but that's where it ends. I have an LMT walking distance from work for $70/ hr but chose to drive 1. 5 hrs to see this lady. Haven't been around for a while so sorry if this is ground already covered but even if so, I should put up a warning flag. Residential area with grand-dad in the living room. I thought the pics would be flattering and I was right but I also thought for $100 I would get a bit more than a rub and I was wrong so a see- for the pop quiz. The added bonus to a vanilla rub for a Franklin was that it was 45 minutes long. I asked if that was an hour when she said we were done and she said yes, then vanished. I found my way out chanting my mantra - "Took one for the team, took one for the team". It didn't help. Applied all the tried and true techniques to make it happen but it didn't. Should have stayed home and got what I got for less money and less of my life wasted but.

You might say that more is offered after the first visit but the prospect of getting to know grandpa and playing with her aired-out 31 a's didn't make me hungry for another turn at the wheel. YMMV in a Prairie Schooner.[/QUOTE]Too bad you got caught by her. Your report echoes my experience with her when I TOFTT and reported on it a few months ago. There's been a similar report since. It's difficult to keep up with all the posts, so I don't blame you, but your unfortunate waste of money and time was avoidable. Anyway, you've helped the cause by issuing another warning to your fellow mongers.

Alert! Stay away from this one!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/need-relaxation-look-no-further-im-your-girl-30/11002883[/URL]

I was an early Luxsa fan, but had a few mediocre experiences earlier this year, and began to stray. After hearing they had moved back the old place, I decided to give it another shot. I called and found out that Skylar was working, and based on her recent review, I rushed right over. Thirty minutes of soft and sensuous rub, followed by a wonderful b2 be rub, followed by an awesome finish. One hour flat rate as advertised here, but I just had to give her an extra Jackson for her extraordinary attitude. A hug and a kiss, and out the door until next time. Hopefully my funds will allow me the pleasure on a weekly basis.

Skylar, in case you're reading this, T eres chvere!

Safe is the word.

SFL.

First time poster. Long time lurker. Figured it was time to stop taking info and start giving.

I visited Bamboo Garden yesterday for my second visit. Didn't catch the name of the mid 30's woman who was my therapist but she was cute, wore some pink soccer-type shorts and a tank top. She was ok with slight roaming but to be honest I was so into the massage I really only tried a few times. Very good pressure.

Standard finish on the flip. Definitely was not into the roaming then. Offered a TS after we were done which was nice but man when that water is done running and the air is cold. Whewwww.

$80 for the time and I threw her two Jacksons for her troubles.

Interesting. I called today and person answering said closed for 2 days until Saturday. Made it seem like she was on vacation. According to the pic, I may have been talking to the owner. According to news this is the 4th time they have been raided. I wonder if they will really be back in business this weekend. I had plans on making a visit but I will put a hold on dreaming of getting a massage from an asian with a nice ass and lovely nipples until later.

[QUOTE=TopGun9181;2243108]Called them a few times no answer decided to go and what do I see 3 news fans with cameras at the door stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]

Whiskeysours just posted a bad review about a rotten Rose (thanks to Whiskey for TOFTT), so I figure it's a good time to write about a fragrant Rose.

This Rose has been around Orlando for about a decade, that I know of. I remember her from a place on Colonial by Semoran, then she was with Pamela behind Fuji Sushi for a bit, then in the Dr. Phillips area by herself, then again with Pamela on Executive Drive, and now in Apopka near Mullinax Ford. I may be forgetting a stop or two. In between each stop she's made frequent trips home to Georgia where she has family.

Rose is a sweet lady, about 45 I would say, nice body, medium soft breasts, good nipples, great legs, soft hands, pleasant conversation. She does have a bit of a bubble belly, which I don't mind. She is very compliant and will take care of whatever needs you have. As always, YMMV.

The house fee is $65 and I tip according to my own fee schedule, which I've already published on this board, and which I leave on the table after the session is over.

This Rose by any other name would still smell sweet. Treat her well, gentlemen.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relaxing-massage-female-therapist/10891840[/URL]