Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;2227728]Brittany is a grade 'A' asshole and sounds like she smokes way too many cigarettes. Her first question to me is if I am a white guy. While I am white, I found this question to be odd and inappropriate. She then made a racially offensive comment about african americans which she must have assumed I would have found to be funny which I certainly did not. Stood me up for my appointment time and then blamed it on me. She thinks way too highly of herself. Even if it is the girl in the pics which I doubt because of her smokers voice, definitely not worth it due to nasty attitude and nasty personality. I would steer clear of this whack job. If anyone actually saw her, I would like to hear about it.[/QUOTE]New to this site and not one to comment yet tried twice with the 'be', first time she snapped saying I was too nice on the phone and shouldn't call her acting as if I was a friend so I passed of course. 2 weeks went by and had some free time, so the pics so I tried again, not nice this time, very professional and set up a time later in the day. Called at the right time per her instructions, she answered yet said she was in the middle of a session and to call in another hour. At that point I was done, she did call back 45 min later and when I told her "no thanks, some other time" her response was that she is a professional and don't try any other time. I am pretty easy going and take the different personalities in stride but for what it's worth, can't imagine this gal being worth it no matter how hot the pics look. Any gal I spend an hour with needs to be friendly, I figured she had a bad day the first time, now I know, this is just her. Good Luck with the 'be' but not she's not for me.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2240219]I saw Tried to see Tara once after all the rave reviews. That was one Big Ugly Woman. I swear we need a monger vision plan. I walked the flux out.[/QUOTE]We talking about Tara or the other girl in her office?

Hello fellow mongers. A huge vision check is needed for this one. The girl is looks 70-80 with all the wrinkles. I thought I it was grandma. The arms were flabby and the cherry red lipstick has to go. By great distance, she is no comparison to Pamela a few doors down. Lynn on a scale is 2/10. This is being generous. I saved my. 8 and moved on.

Happy hunting and be safe.

LD1.

[QUOTE=ButchKid;2240481]Lynn works out of a small building just down the street from Pamela on Executive Drive in Winter Park. You enter a reception area, from where she'll direct you to a bathroom if you need it, and then into her massage room. She shares the building with another therapist, who has her own massage room.

Lynn has been doing massage in Orlando for over a decade. She was with Pamela behind Fuji Sushi until they had a falling out and Pamela went to an office near the hospital in Longwood and Lynn started seeing clients in her home and, a couple of years ago, moved to her current location. The fact that she and Pamela are once again neighbors is mere coincidence. They don't even talk to each other.

Lynn does not put her picture in her ads. This is sound advertising. She has gotten older and heavier through the years, as have we all, and her looks, passable 10 years ago, are only tolerable now. I would put her current age at around 60. That said, she has a pleasing personality and she is intelligent and can hold up her end of a serious conversation, if that is something you enjoy.

Her best feature, by far, are her melons, which are full and soft, yet still relatively gravity resistant. Her services include topless HJ. More may be available. She is an under the radar provider and probably wouldn't appreciate even that much said about her.

I pay her according to my patented fee schedule: $80 for massage, $100 with HJ, $120 if topless, $140 if nude. Add $10 or more if provider is a knockout or a premium performer. Subtract $10 or more if she's on the other side of average. These, of course, are total amounts paid and include door fee and tip. With Lynn, I never pay anything in advance, another thing I like about her.

I'm aware this forum thinks this rate schedule is a bit high, and I'd love to get feedback, even if its negative.

I always leave Lynn feeling happy I came (yes, that was intentional). I would, and do, repeat.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fall-season-special-imagine-relax-enjoy-call-today-407-740-7407/5959841[/URL][/QUOTE]

AMPs are so hit and miss that I'm not sure reviews are helpful. Nevertheless, here's my review of an AMP I visited yesterday.

No business name appears on the front of the building, which is located in a tiny strip mall where 535 Tees into 192 in Kissimmee. It's on 192, across the street from 535. There is a large red lighted sign that says, "MASSAGE," and some advertising on the windows.

My service provider used the name, Bonnie. She is tall for a Korean, with large natural breasts. Thus ends all that is good about her. As soon as she came into the room, she asked what service I wanted. She made a motion with her cupped hand to her mouth and I said, "No, that's not what I want today. How about taking off your clothes and giving me a hand job?

"$100," she said.

"$100 more?

"Yes. ".

"No, I don't spend that much. I'll give you $60, no more. " I should say the door fee for one hour was $80, which I had already paid. She countered with $80 more and I stuck to my $60. I was already getting bad vibes about this pretty Asian with a really nice body. I suggested I might prefer to see the lady who brought me to the room.

"No, no! I'll do it for $60," she quickly said.

She went to my pants, which were hanging on a hook, to lift them down for me to get my wallet. "No, after," I said. She insisted she needed to be paid ahead of time. This is always a red flag for me. I have learned that they insist on being paid in advance because too many guys don't pay after. Too many guys don't pay after because they don't provide good service. I said, "I'll go now," and started getting up.

"No, no! Pay later OK," she said.

Well, this is getting too long, so I'll summarize the rest. She took off her top but refused to shed more clothes. We argued. She insisted that this is what "take off your clothes" means. She then proceeded to stroke Mr. Happy without any massage at all preceding it, and she managed to look away from me and stay out of range so it was hard for me to do any hand roaming.

Long story short, I came and I went and I paid her $40 instead of the negotiated $60, which was still way too much for what I got. I left with her at my heels saying I was cheating her. I told the other lady I would not be back, which of course is true. But, being as it is an AMP, were I to go back, I would probably have a totally different experience. I would then write a stellar review and you might read it and go there and get lousy service.

That, in a nutshell, is the trouble with AMPs and why I try to stick mostly with American providers.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/video-brand-new-asian-babes-try-relax-today-407-507-5880/9787481[/URL]

I have to agree. I saw her a while back based on reviews that made her sound like some erotic mature masseuse. To my surprise all I got was why she didn't like the AMPs and her history with her ex. Nothing to write home about at all. But to each their own.

JC.

[QUOTE=Laymedown1;2241456]Hello fellow mongers. A huge vision check is needed for this one. The girl is looks 70-80 with all the wrinkles. I thought I it was grandma. The arms were flabby and the cherry red lipstick has to go. By great distance, she is no comparison to Pamela a few doors down. Lynn on a scale is 2/10. This is being generous. I saved my. 8 and moved on.

Happy hunting and be safe.

LD1.[/QUOTE]

I just can't get enough of this hot little provider. Went to see her again and I opted for the black lights and white trim. It was truly an awesome experiance. Took her time getting me to the finish line. She has an amazing body and really shows you a good time. Bring the right coin fellas. Her sessions are full of surprises. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2238690]Rarely am I at a loss for words but your comments are EXACTLY correct! Have not seen her for the past 3 years or so (too many other fine ladies out there) but just might pay a visit to my "old friend" Pamela![/QUOTE]Pamela is a classic! If you are a fan, you are a fan for life. I am. She has always had the "it factor" we all search for. She is older but so are we (us old guys). Never disapoints. Top ten massages of all time. YMMV -- Dog.

RTFF and I will l.

[QUOTE=EnglishPub;2241285]We talking about Tara or the other girl in her office?[/QUOTE]

Wow, you think Tara is ugly?. She is quite attractive may friend. Can you name a UTR hotter than her?. Please do, I will run to her.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2240219]I saw Tried to see Tara once after all the rave reviews. That was one Big Ugly Woman. I swear we need a monger vision plan. I walked the flux out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2241815]Wow, you think Tara is ugly?. She is quite attractive may friend. Can you name a UTR hotter than her?. Please do, I will run to her.[/QUOTE]From the sounds of it she is a heavy girl, some people think heavy=ugly. Some guys are into big girls, it's just another type of fetish I guess. In the end I think the guys who don't like over weight girls will know Tara probably isn't their cup of tea.

Overweight and a nose the size of a horse. She looked nothing like the slim pics and the rave reviews. But to each his own. I put one UTR on this board and learned my lesson. Never again. Ended up reviewed all over the forum and disgraced by the Banned Self Promoting Idoit. With lies from his fantasy dreams.

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2241815]Wow, you think Tara is ugly?. She is quite attractive may friend. Can you name a UTR hotter than her?. Please do, I will run to her.[/QUOTE]

Since my Indie LMT's have dried up. I went to AMP on Fairbanks, the yellow building just east of l4. $. 6 door fee for an hour. A cute late 30's Chinese woman was my therapist. Good massage, playful, my fingers were walking nicely. Good HE, she than finished the hour with a foot massage. I was never rushed. I still prefer American Indie LMT's, I would repeat.

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2241815]Wow, you think Tara is ugly?. She is quite attractive may friend. Can you name a UTR hotter than her?. Please do, I will run to her.[/QUOTE]I was scratching my head when I read this report. I have not seen Tara in several years so I didn't know if she ate 100 lbs of BonBons.

Looking for new opportunities on the Southwedt.

Crystal is suprisingly busy for consistent but average experience, have not been to Assa Day in a while, tried today and they were busy so don't know if that worked in my favor or not, tried amd reviewed Orchid on Turkey Lake one decent experience with tip up front one not so much. Tried the place in Publix shopping center on Kirkman ok but that a place where the walls don't got to the ceiling.

Any thoughts public or PM would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Outdoorsman;2241880]Looking for new opportunities on the Southwedt.

Crystal is suprisingly busy for consistent but average experience, have not been to Assa Day in a while, tried today and they were busy so don't know if that worked in my favor or not, tried amd reviewed Orchid on Turkey Lake one decent experience with tip up front one not so much. Tried the place in Publix shopping center on Kirkman ok but that a place where the walls don't got to the ceiling.

Any thoughts public or PM would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]I will be there this week, please PM me the same information please, was thinking of going to any of them for the main event.