Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;7241765]For Harmony its an all Korean spa, so if you like koreans, stop by. They speak good english.

.[/QUOTE]Which Harmony is this in response to? There's one in Lombard and Norridge.

[QUOTE=Psilue;7241331]I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.

I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.[/QUOTE]Please remember this is the massage forum not the escorts form. The ladies here don't have to sucks you off or fuck everyone, they have a choice. If they were an escort then that is a different story. Remember guys the ladies can choose to service you or not. Like Kendy of Touhy she fucks a lot of guys but she doesn't allow me to fuck her. Only HJ so I stopped seeing her.

Just did a two hours sesh at Orange. Sasa was the luck of the draw. He was cute and eager to please. Gave a great teasing TS where I popped, then a nice longer massage that was pretty skilled. After that we did a bunch of positions, but I edged and saved my pop. Surprisingly now house fee? Just $500 for the 2 hours, so you get a little bit of a bulk discount.

[QUOTE=Zagal;7241684]3 hour round trip and not even a BJ? Damn. As soon as she got to your mid section you should have just flat out told her you wanted a BJ and rim. I've seen her twice, both times a year or so apart so it was like I was a new guy to her and both times she had my dick in her mouth immediately after a short massage. Switching back and forth between blowing me and rimming for like 20 min and I blew my load in her mouth both times. She's not one of those ladies that you have to build familiarity with in order for her to blow you and rim, she does it all the time for first timers.[/QUOTE]I was not direct and I never stated what I wanted. I sat back and waited for the magic to happen. I'd never seen a review that was only L1 so I guess I just assumed said magic would happen. I may have to try again. Sigh.

Norridge off cumberland ave, is korean.

[QUOTE=Nowhere500;7241875]Which Harmony is this in response to? There's one in Lombard and Norridge.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;7242241]Norridge off cumberland ave, is korean.

.[/QUOTE]What services does Harmony Spa offer? Is it full service and what price are we looking at?

Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

[URL]https://marcysinfo.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Varsity2017;7242569]Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

[URL]https://marcysinfo.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]The one TER review screenshot posted on this website links back to a 2008 review you can find here.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/marcy-7739634759-110720/[/URL]

Her audio does not sync in any way with her voice. This looks scammy, as is anything ever asking for a deposit.

Any recs for providers similar to Emily from SXL as far as service? Have tried all the girls at that spot, so kinda bummed she's the one that's gone.

[QUOTE=Varsity2017;7242569]Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

[URL]https://marcysinfo.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Very well done scam. BS website with fake reviews, YT video and absolutely no contact info. During the video talks about a $25 donation and the voice seems dubbed. Don't even think twice, hard pass.

[QUOTE=WBurton;7236123]Try Emily at SXL young 27 spinner body and amazing service and super cute and friendly she is the best in Chicago.[/QUOTE]Will be in town next weekend and sxl is convenient to where I'm staying. Emily sounds like my type. BBBJ offered? What damage should I expect to the wallet?

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;7241725]Curious which KK you're talking about, if there is more than one?


Reminded me I meant to leave a review. A bit dated but should still be good info. KK Healthy, or whatever, on Laramie, just off Belmont. I went 2-3 months back. I was familiar with the place because Yuki, grasping dragon chick, had done a short stint there and I was curious to check out the talent. They advertise on the usual sites, BBBJ, GFE but that's all BS. It's a one woman shop and she's strict about everything covered. I had gone one time, to scope it out but there was a lot of "no this" and "no that" and was frustrated with the bait and switch on advertised services, so I walked. However, the lady working there was admittedly attractive. After some time, I decided to follow up because I wanted to see her naked. Part of it was her attitude, wanted to give her an angry bang, hahaha. So I went again, a few weeks later. Same lady, only one there. 2 benjys all in, which really isn't bad. Still a bit of the stand-offish attitude but I stuck with it. She goes through this whole process of wiping you down, even after using her shower. It's meticulous and a bit frustrating but at the same time I can't blame her. I'd probably be the same way if I was slangin' my cooch, haha. She gets through that then strips down.

I'd put her at mid-late 30's, above average height, maybe 5-7, 5-8, good shape, fairly toned / healthy with a nice figure. Big Bs, small Cs, nice ass and a pretty face IMO. She wears this hooker red lipstick that's kinda hot.

For her, GFE means CBJ and no DATY, which I had considered if available but not sure I'd follow through on anyways. Her oral skill are not that great. So we moved on to the main event. Standing dog, mish, then proper doggy on the table. Fairly tight, not all used up, but can take it like a champ. Not to brag but I've had many girls complain about my size, nothing out of her though. And despite the attitude issues, she actually started to get into it. Like I unlocked the freak, haha. That or she gets wet easy because she was dripping wet after a while. I bust and we start to clean up and she's wiping all the drip that went down her leg. I think she enjoyed herself a bit, hahaha. At some point I asked for extra wipes and towels to clean myself better and it actually made her smile. It was odd but noticeable, like she must be a OCD clean freak and appreciated that I wanted to be clean also.

Anyways, would I recommend? That's tough. I literally walked on her the first time I scoped it out, because I could sense the attitude. When I did see her, I was questioning whether or not I should stay, before sticking with it. Afterwards, I was glad I did. Also, I think she's pretty hot, like, she has this classic beauty to her that's not very common. For some, the attitude will be a total turn off. If you go in knowing what to expect and abide by her "rules" then it can be a fun time. I lean towards a "recommend" but it's not going to be a repeat for a while, for me.[/QUOTE]KK 127 street old and L1.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;7240803]New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday decided to give 127 spa Didn't get names but an attractive late 20's The other one late 50's greeted me and took me to room.

Handed her $$ 70 door fee. One hour. There was no negotiation. She asked me if I wanted 2 girls and I told her I only had additional extra 50 on me and she said no need to pay more.

She invited another girl in which in turn invited yet another girl in and all of a Only downside was.

Completion I did not push for so not sure if it can be had. All in all great deal and I'll be back for sure.[/QUOTE]

KK was old , the other girl young and cute . Both had nylon's on. L1. 127 street Tinley i think

[QUOTE=Varsity2017;7242569]Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

[URL]https://marcysinfo.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]What's the number? I don't see in on the website.

[QUOTE=Jge096;7242603]Any recs for providers similar to Emily from SXL as far as service? Have tried all the girls at that spot, so kinda bummed she's the one that's gone.[/QUOTE]She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?

[QUOTE=AyoHell;7242815]She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?[/QUOTE]I saw her about 2 weeks ago and she said the would be gone for about 3 or 4 months as she's having surgery and will need time to recover.

[QUOTE=AyoHell;7242815]She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?[/QUOTE]She should be returning next month.

Just left Rose spa, place looks like it's falling apart, I called ahead and asked for Yoyo when I was down the street. Was greeted by an older mms and another 30's-40 cute girl who I confirmed was yoyo. About 5', in a black dress with c or d manmades. Asked for hhr with BBBJ, $$. Cfs no BBBJ was $. 60 but I wanted to see what the hype was about. Laid down for BBBJ about 5 min then had her on fours on the table while I fucked her throat. She can take it, made no complaints. Put the condom on after about another 5 min of BBBJ and pounded in missionary for about 2 min and had her flip for standing doggy (she has a pretty small booty but wasn't bad) for the next 5 min and blew in the bag. She can take my girth as there was no complaints and didn't even tell me to go slow like almost lot of my other experiences. Overall 7/10 I thought she'd be younger but not bad at all. There's no door BTW it's just a curtain and I liked that LOL.

Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.

How are you guys doing? I hadn't visited a massage place in a while and hadn't been to Pacifico Spa in a little over a year and a half. Looks like my usual is no longer there and her phone is disconnected, she wasn't the best looking, probably a 5-6/10 but I could get L3 for 1 $ and pound away for the full half or hour. She even let me cum on her ass and tits a few times and gave me a bare camel slide once.

I'm looking for a new spa to hit up and have been seeing SXL and Orange mentioned quite a bit alongside Ashland and some Apartments. For a good BBJ should I stick to apartments or AMPs? Any outstanding Latinas or Asians this time around? Kelly sounds like she could satisfy my Asian MILF fetish but haven't been able to find a good Latin girl. -Bear Down.

[QUOTE=Ohhi773;7233790]I just passed by. Everything looks ok to me.[/QUOTE]Must have been at the smoke shop next door since their door is busted out and the place is empty. I liked those guys because they waived sales taxes if you paid with cash and were generally pretty friendly, but I knew that there was no way that they were making the rent. Speaking of Orange, the girls have been shaking me down for $250 for BBBJ / CFS and the service hasn't been that great this rotation. Wonder if this is due to girls overlapping with spas that regularly charge a house fee like Archer Spa and Blue Island Spa or I'm just walking around with the word "sucker" written all over my face. I am aware that a house fee is built into charges at flat-rate places.

A couple of things have to happen. Firstly, she has to be into you. Secondly, you and her have to be the only ones in the spa. You're best bet is to meet a gal you click with, and ask her to come in early. You will have to pad the tip to get providers to come in an hour or so before the other girls arrive.

[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;7243028]Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I think her name was lala, I went to check it out before I went out for some drinks with some friends, lala looked great in the dress and tits popping out looking so juicy. She wanted 2 I hit her with 1. 6 she didn't seem interested, so I just told her ill be back, she accepted 1. 6 but I told her I come back later, she seemed annoyed. W / e after some drinks I came back the other girl answer and she wasn't great skinny with nothing going on. Lala came in and I'm like hey I'm back, she didn't remember me I was like w / e let's get to business. The doorbell rings as I'm using the bathroom and then the other girl was like you want me? I'm like no I want lala, she was like she busy. I thought I was here first WTF, I got annoyed and was like just give me my money back, lala was apologetic and she was don't worry baby I'll take care of you. I should've just fuken left, service was so rushed she sucked some good d with lots of balls licking she rodé me and was like cum for me 3 min I'm like hold up stop rushing slow down; she went faster, at this point, I was like fuked this I was not into it anymore, so switched to mish and angrily just pounded away, she let out some genuine loud moans I just oounded away until I busted. Must of been a total of like 10-15 min.

Her boobs looked. Another better with the dress on she must a been a C cup pushing D? I probably won't repeat again.

I do enjoy a Good massage so maybe I'll just go to princess or enjoy life and see Tina cute little self.

I've texted her before. You get her number from a CL ad.

Between the deposit and everything else being TGTBT, it seemed like a scam to me so I passed.

[QUOTE=Varsity2017;7242569]Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

[URL]https://marcysinfo.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]

I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.

Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.

[QUOTE=Psilue;7241331]I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long..[/QUOTE]When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.

[QUOTE=Psilue;7238318]How does one book an appointment with the famous Judy? I called, no answer. I filled out the form on the website for an appointment, no reply. I tried to walk in one day. She looked very nervous and disheveled. And told me she was busy. If she is really in her 70's, she looks great! But, I'm starting to fear that I'll never get to enjoy her talents. Any tips? Thanks![/QUOTE]She opens at 10. Maybe be a walk in? When other walk ins would show up when I was there she would always tell them what time to come back.

I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.

(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;7243619]Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.[/QUOTE]They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSlave;7243758]When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.[/QUOTE]I got rimming and bbj the first time I saw her. I tipped her $60.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSlave;7243894]I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.

(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.[/QUOTE]Rose Spa Archer Ave. YoYo will do a 3 some with the other girl that not bad looking for $300 for the hour it is a good time.

Saw a few reports of her recently and she's closeby so thought I'd check her out. I came with $160 for a fun time and I had one. Probably overpaid which I swear is my MO but as described she's a thick asian girl with big hanging naturals. She said no FS or BJ but she gets into it and listened to the direction I gave when I asked her to bend over or when I was playing with her big jugs. I would consider going back for a quick itch. Ofc not exactly the best bang for your buck but more niche.

[QUOTE=WBurton;7243605]I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.[/QUOTE]Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

[QUOTE=Mitsom;7244107]Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?[/QUOTE]Whoever that is might have been picking greens, but that's one of the last intersections I'd consider given all the pollution. All the same, I've seen one of the monks from the friary at Archer and Damen picking over some godforsaken weeds at the easement on the corner.

[QUOTE=Mitsom;7244107]Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?[/QUOTE]Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.

But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.

Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.

I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.

Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.

I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.

P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.

[QUOTE=WBurton;7244204]Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.[/QUOTE]Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

[QUOTE=JustAMonger;7244615]Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.[/QUOTE]I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSlave;7244229]Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.

But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.

Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.

I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.

Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.

I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.

P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.[/QUOTE]She is at BP, started today.