Massage Parlor Reports

After getting stiffed by Russian Eva, I took my stiffy to serenity at SJ and BM. I was happily greeted by a very short, pudgy Asian in her 30's or 40's ish. Lackluster attempt at massage, even at $80 house fee. Flip was where the awful negotiation started. 2-3 minutes into the piss poor BBBJ, she started spitting into a Kleenex obsessively. Then a few minutes later she ran to the bathroom complaining about stomach pains, but made sure to grab the 'tip money' on her way out. She came back as I was getting dressed but convinced me to let her finish. What a horrible scenario that dream was.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;6539624]So, 200 to 260 if the house fee is 60? Sorry if I'm being daft, but I haven't done any massage on this side of the planet. DM if appropriate. You can see from my posting history I'm not new to the game.[/QUOTE]I said "in my experience" for a reason, because it is just that. What I have experienced. Sounds like you have paid less for the same. Good for you!! I hope your mojo rubs off on me. Unfortunately I am not a good negotiator. When I see a provider, my little head is already looking forward to things so it takes over all thought process. I'm sure your now going to blame me for encouraging the high price of service. Please know I'm not trying to mess things up for all. Again. This was in my experience.

YuYu was my provider today. She's on the older side, but is still somewhat attractive. She was dressed in grey sweats, so kinda hard to get a real good look at her physique. She did allow some UTC roaming above the belt, but nothing under the bra. Can't say that there was much teasing at all during the session, but the massage was very good. Started with a dry massage over the cover, then moved to an oil massage with the cover removed. Her technique is good with some good pressure around the neck and shoulder areas. Her technique includes forearms, elbow, knees, and she walks the back. Towards the end of the massage there is even some stretching.

And, there was virtually little conversation during the session.

On the flip, she again replaced the sheet over me and started a solid arm and chest massage. She applied a little oil and started massaging my nipples with her thumbs; which was quite arousing, and she noticed. During the stomach massage, she noticed and would occasionally bump my erection. Then she asks if I need oil. I will say that she has one of the most unique finishing techniques I have ever experienced. She keeps one had on the base, and with the other hand, does a complete run from chest to tip in one complete and continuous motion. It's almost impossible to describe how good this feels, and the intensity of the release is incredible. And, YuYu maintains the most intense eye contact during the entire process.

Despite the lack of communication or teasing, YuYu has a very welcoming personality. Even though I doubt much else is on the menu, I'm certainly game to have another session with her.

Stopped at this AMP today and had Lily for my therapist. Was not offered shower but I was OK with that. Some communication problems but she understands enough English to muddle through. She is thin and waifish but I like my women petit that way. The massage started with towel covering for the beginning of the massage. She removes the towel and starts the massage with just enough oil that you do not feel like you are getting a bath. The massage itself was way above average, one of the best I have ever had in a AMP. Combination of hands, elbow and forearms with just enough pressure to be on the edge of too hard but not quite. She continually bends over to ask if the pressure is ok and is very close to your face. No bad breath amazing! On the flip she massages the pecs and gave the nipples a little play and pinch, very nice. I asked her to take her time and make the L1 last with slow strokes and she definitely accommodated my request. Took a good long time to get me to my happy place. UTC roaming allowed, put my hand under top and she let pull up the bra and look at a pair of beautiful smallish tits. One of the better AMP experiences I have had. . 8 for the hour and. 5 to Lily for complying with my request at the end. Will definitely go back and let her know I would be looking to do more than L1 next time. Can't wait to experience her fully and slide into that slim frame. Will definitely repeat soon and report back.

[QUOTE=ThaAmpGuy;6543559]YuYu was my provider today. She's on the older side, but is still somewhat attractive. She was dressed in grey sweats, so kinda hard to get a real good look at her physique. She did allow some UTC roaming above the belt, but nothing under the bra. Can't say that there was much teasing at all during the session, but the massage was very good. Started with a dry massage over the cover, then moved to an oil massage with the cover removed. Her technique is good with some good pressure around the neck and shoulder areas. Her technique includes forearms, elbow, knees, and she walks the back. Towards the end of the massage there is even some stretching.

And, there was virtually little conversation during the session.

On the flip, she again replaced the sheet over me and started a solid arm and chest massage. She applied a little oil and started massaging my nipples with her thumbs; which was quite arousing, and she noticed. During the stomach massage, she noticed and would occasionally bump my erection. Then she asks if I need oil. I will say that she has one of the most unique finishing techniques I have ever experienced. She keeps one had on the base, and with the other hand, does a complete run from chest to tip in one complete and continuous motion. It's almost impossible to describe how good this feels, and the intensity of the release is incredible. And, YuYu maintains the most intense eye contact during the entire process.

Despite the lack of communication or teasing, YuYu has a very welcoming personality. Even though I doubt much else is on the menu, I'm certainly game to have another session with her.[/QUOTE]Been gong to Cozy for a few months now and this review is spot on. I've had similar experiences with TuTu and Tina. Neither will leave you disappointed.

Are there any legit AMPs that lets you go undraped?

[QUOTE=VictoriaPark;6545001]Are there any legit AMPs that lets you go undraped?[/QUOTE]What is a legit AMP? Do you just mean a normal massage place like Massage Envy? Cause AMP is a specific term that lends itself to not being legit.

[QUOTE=NflMongerv2;6541170]I said "in my experience" for a reason, because it is just that. What I have experienced. Sounds like you have paid less for the same. Good for you!! I hope your mojo rubs off on me. Unfortunately I am not a good negotiator. When I see a provider, my little head is already looking forward to things so it takes over all thought process. I'm sure your now going to blame me for encouraging the high price of service. Please know I'm not trying to mess things up for all. Again. This was in my experience.[/QUOTE]I was only asking questions. I was not at all trying to attack. I was just trying to get an assessment for what things might be expected. I have mongered for awhile, but not tried out the local MP scene, so was just asking.

Peace out.

[QUOTE=EaglesSb;6540273]House fee is usually 60 for 30 min, 80 for hour (The girls like 30 min since it cuts to the chase IF she wants to do extras and is comfortable). After that the L3 goes from 1. 20 (low end) to 2. 00 (high end), average will be around 1. 40.[/QUOTE]I don't mind paying for good service, but am always worried that I don't know the range.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;6545803]I was only asking questions. I was not at all trying to attack. I was just trying to get an assessment for what things might be expected. I have mongered for awhile, but not tried out the local MP scene, so was just asking.

Peace out.[/QUOTE]I misunderstood the intent of your message. My bad. As for rates, I echo what Eaglesb shared. I too don't mind paying for quality. I've found that these girls remember those that are even a little generous and will be that much more attentive. Again, sorry for misunderstanding.

[QUOTE=LuckyGandor;6545329]What is a legit AMP? Do you just mean a normal massage place like Massage Envy? Cause AMP is a specific term that lends itself to not being legit.[/QUOTE]Actually there are many AMPs that are completely legit. I take AMP to mean your typical massage place that is Asian owned. Many AMPs offer HE, but there are others that do not. I should broaden my question to massage places that are both AMP and non-AMP I. E. Western.

Just had a dream met some girl named Adela or something like that. Anyway I really wasn't looking for anything but a strong massage from traveling and working a lot this week. She asked if I wanted a soft or hard massage. I told her hard. I definitely got that. She used he knees and elbows to really dig into me. Felt painful but great. Also stretched me out doing some chiro cracking stuff. Paid the. 60 for half hour. I was good and didn't need more but kept insisting for more play. I decline and didn't feel like spending more. Or get Tina for fun but still declined. Told her I only had the change left from my $ change. Anyway she took what was left and made me leave happy. Not bad for $ thorough massage leaving happy.

[QUOTE=VictoriaPark;6546086]Actually there are many AMPs that are completely legit. I take AMP to mean your typical massage place that is Asian owned. Many AMPs offer HE, but there are others that do not. I should broaden my question to massage places that are both AMP and non-AMP I. E. Western.[/QUOTE]AMP=Asian Massage Parlor= All offer HE unless they feel uncomfortable around you and might suspect you're LEO (or ugly / smelly / ugly&smelly). Again, all AMPs offer HE.

Looking for a spinner type, good hand skills and who is willing to disrobe. Any input would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=NflMongerv2;6545883]I misunderstood the intent of your message. My bad. As for rates, I echo what Eaglesb shared. I too don't mind paying for quality. I've found that these girls remember those that are even a little generous and will be that much more attentive. Again, sorry for misunderstanding.[/QUOTE]Saul Goodman.