Massage Parlor Reports

Goto rub maps and sort by Latest Reviews Around You. There's one on the top that is open.

Anyone hear of any places in the Lansing area that have opened back up? I got the Asian Massage on lake lansing to answer their phone but they said they aren't taking appointments yet but will be soon. Not a great place by any means but I'd take a DIY after how long it's been.

Per the high queen's latest decree, parlors allowed to reopen on June 15.

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[QUOTE=Abc517;4813286]Goto rub maps and sort by Latest Reviews Around You. There's one on the top that is open.[/QUOTE]Can you give a little more detail? The doors were locked at both of the top two locations listed on Rubmaps and not a single massage therapist in the area answered my phone call.

[QUOTE=AverageJoe87;4819206]Can you give a little more detail? The doors were locked at both of the top two locations listed on Rubmaps and not a single massage therapist in the area answered my phone call.[/QUOTE]Place on 4201 South Penn is taking appointments. But you are warned this place is not good. A lot of upsell. Expect to pay 1. 2 plus for a weak massage and weak HE.

Lisa is who I believe is working there. They bounce around between a couple different locations which is another red flag of shadiness and bad service.

But if you are desperate.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;4821311]Place on 4201 South Penn is taking appointments. But you are warned this place is not good. A lot of upsell. Expect to pay 1. 2 plus for a weak massage and weak HE.

Lisa is who I believe is working there. They bounce around between a couple different locations which is another red flag of shadiness and bad service.

But if you are desperate.[/QUOTE]That's the same owners as the Asian Massage on Lake Lansing and the one in Flint. As far as I know they rarely if ever do HE, it's mostly DIY.

The nearest one is in Battle Creek.

[QUOTE=AverageJoe87;4819206]Can you give a little more detail? The doors were locked at both of the top two locations listed on Rubmaps and not a single massage therapist in the area answered my phone call.[/QUOTE]

I've been calling all the local shops to see if they are open yet or when they will be open. I got a message from la sing wellness that they will be open at noth locations Monday. I've called magic slot and have gotten them to pick up the phone twice now but they were quite on there end so I assume Monday as well. I haven't heard anything from acupressure but not super interested in that place (correct me if I am wrong here.) No luck at the islands either but I would again assume Monday.

Has anyone seen her?

If so are the pictures accurate? Body type?

Thanks.

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[QUOTE=BigBootyFan;4826799]Has anyone seen her?

If so are the pictures accurate? Body type?

Thanks.

[URL]https://lansing.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/erotic-massage-only-serious-i/907785877530[/URL][/QUOTE]She works at Serenity Bodyworks in Jackson. Pics are accurate, she's a BBW type. A little big for my preference but she gave an enthusiastic BBBJ.

Went today in the evening and it was exactly what I was expecting. Very very light teasing with little brushes against the nuts and that's about it. On the flip I even pointed at Jr. And she said "Sorry, no touch there! Probably could have gotten away with a DIY but I'm not really into that, if I wanted to stroke one out I'd stay at home and save the $60 plus tip.

Looking forward to Magic and Wellness opening back up next week.

[QUOTE=Berrs;4827373]Went today in the evening and it was exactly what I was expecting. Very very light teasing with little brushes against the nuts and that's about it. On the flip I even pointed at Jr. And she said "Sorry, no touch there! Probably could have gotten away with a DIY but I'm not really into that, if I wanted to stroke one out I'd stay at home and save the $60 plus tip.

Looking forward to Magic and Wellness opening back up next week.[/QUOTE]Did you catch her name? And was the massage decent at least? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Pastalover29;4827143]She works at Serenity Bodyworks in Jackson. Pics are accurate, she's a BBW type. A little big for my preference but she gave an enthusiastic BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Are the pics maybe old? She doesn't look like a BBW in that third pic.

[QUOTE=Pastalover29;4827143]She works at Serenity Bodyworks in Jackson. Pics are accurate, she's a BBW type. A little big for my preference but she gave an enthusiastic BBBJ.[/QUOTE]What are her rates? She just quoted me $3 for a hhr, which seems crazy even by serenity's standards.

[QUOTE=SteveJohnAss;4828232]What are her rates? She just quoted me $3 for a hhr, which seems crazy even by serenity's standards.[/QUOTE]Steve. What is '$3'? I don't mean to be a butt, but is it 300; 130; or something else? Thanks, #4025.

[QUOTE=Atyurervice;4828089]Did you catch her name? And was the massage decent at least? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I didn't catch her name, sorry. She was probably mid to late 40's with short hair. Massage was eh? Not great not terrible. If you go I'd opt for a hard massage when she asks, I told her medium and it felt like she was hardly even massaging me at some points.

[QUOTE=Member#4025;4828506]Steve. What is '$3'? I don't mean to be a butt, but is it 300; 130; or something else? Thanks, #4025.[/QUOTE]300.

300 for hhr and whatever extras she wouldn't specify.

[QUOTE=SteveJohnAss;4828554]300.

300 for hhr and whatever extras she wouldn't specify.[/QUOTE]Ouch!! Thanks for the clarification!

Had some errands to run around town this afternoon and drove by Magic & Akoya and neither were open & still had their months old signs on the door saying they're closed. Anyone know of anything reopening yet?

Drove by and noticed no Open sign was on. Decided things were too "bright" to go up and read the sign on the door. May stop by later to read the details, or I'll snap a pic and post it here.

[QUOTE=TheDarqRyder;4832651]Drove by and noticed no Open sign was on. Decided things were too "bright" to go up and read the sign on the door. May stop by later to read the details, or I'll snap a pic and post it here.[/QUOTE]A buddy of mine heard from Angie at MT just a few days ago. She was still out of town and hadn't heard yet when the shop would re-open. Total bummer.

[QUOTE=Boomstick25;4832649]Had some errands to run around town this afternoon and drove by Magic & Akoya and neither were open & still had their months old signs on the door saying they're closed. Anyone know of anything reopening yet?[/QUOTE]Have appointment for this evening. Will report about the experience.

DF massage on lake lansing / hagadorn open too.

Was going to go to Lansing wellness tonight. When I arrived I saw a few people go inside and then come right back out. So I called lucky's down in Jackson and s scheduled an hour shower and massage with the legend. This place is amazing, gave my tribute and while she was getting ready in the back, her friend (Paula I think) came in and said she was my warm up. I don't think I've ever been this satisfied and I didn't even get the massage.

[QUOTE=Jaxson69;4833199]Was going to go to Lansing wellness tonight. When I arrived I saw a few people go inside and then come right back out. So I called lucky's down in Jackson and s scheduled an hour shower and massage with the legend. This place is amazing, gave my tribute and while she was getting ready in the back, her friend (Paula I think) came in and said she was my warm up. I don't think I've ever been this satisfied and I didn't even get the massage.[/QUOTE]Nice Jaxson! I can confirm getting the run around at LW. Scheduled an appt for 5:15. I called at 445 to confirm was told sorry we busy. I said but I had an appt. So sorry they said. So I made a few other calls nothing else available so I call back to LW to reschedule and she says to come now. So I do. Drive there, walk in, and told so sorry maybe come back at 8:00? There were at least 2 waiting in cars in parking lot.

We should be prepared for double and triple booking as they are trying to makeup for lost $ and going to cram as many in and I'm sure going to short you on time and rush you out for the next in line. And let's hope they are at least disinfecting the face hole. My word. Might need to wait a little til this all simmers down.

Or better go to Lucky for the real fun 😜.

Can anyone report on whether the Providers are wearing mask? Do customers have to wear them?

[QUOTE=Choose;4834059]Can anyone report on whether the Providers are wearing mask? Do customers have to wear them?[/QUOTE]Jenny the owner at LW was wearing mask at the Front desk. Glimpse of one of the ladies leaving a room as I walked out she was wearing mask. But I imagine in the room mask may come off. Customer not required to wear.

I'm surprised you of all people wouldn't know all the details about what's going on at LW. You always seem to have inside knowledge to share with us.

[QUOTE=Choose;4834059]Can anyone report on whether the Providers are wearing mask? Do customers have to wear them?[/QUOTE]Went to the Lansing Wellness on cedar today, when I walked in the first thing they did was put a mask on me, spray me from the neck down with a can of lysol and then took my temp on my wrist with a thermometer. Every lady in there was wearing a mask and my masseuse kept hers on for the entirety of the massage. Obviously this is only one place and I can't say anything about the other spots around town but that should give you an idea.

Went there, the lady was wearing a mask and gloves! What the f $& She took the gloves off eventually and she was wearing the stupid girdle thing. But no underwear!!

[QUOTE=Jp1225;4834238]Jenny the owner at LW was wearing mask at the Front desk. Glimpse of one of the ladies leaving a room as I walked out she was wearing mask. But I imagine in the room mask may come off. Customer not required to wear.

I'm surprised you of all people wouldn't know all the details about what's going on at LW. You always seem to have inside knowledge to share with us.[/QUOTE]I've been out of the State for 6 weeks. Won't be back until next week. I've stayed in touch with one of the LW ladies but haven't thought about the mask thing until today. My favorite is still there and I look forward to seeing her for sure.

Anyone know if the islands is back open? Reports of the lights on but no answer. Any details would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=ChanceTaker;4835982]Anyone know if the islands is back open? Reports of the lights on but no answer. Any details would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Was their Open sign on? Swung by Lansing Accu after 5 and their light was on.

[QUOTE=TheDarqRyder;4836558]Was their Open sign on? Swung by Lansing Accu after 5 and their light was on.[/QUOTE]Not sure I was going off what others have reported. Did you go into Lansing Accu?

[QUOTE=ChanceTaker;4836740]Not sure I was going off what others have reported. Did you go into Lansing Accu?[/QUOTE]Hawaii is open.

Never been to an AMP, what should I expect, how does it work and what am I looking to spend?

Thanks for the help.

[QUOTE=Berrs;4834599]Went to the Lansing Wellness on cedar today, when I walked in the first thing they did was put a mask on me, spray me from the neck down with a can of lysol and then took my temp on my wrist with a thermometer. Every lady in there was wearing a mask and my masseuse kept hers on for the entirety of the massage. Obviously this is only one place and I can't say anything about the other spots around town but that should give you an idea.[/QUOTE]You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage!

[QUOTE=Galaxie;4837475]Never been to an AMP, what should I expect, how does it work and what am I looking to spend?

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]Walk in, but speak in a hushed tone as if in the library. Some dude is probably in a room, and they (including the workers) don't want to hear you talking. Ask if they can see you now for 1 hour?

Or, call ahead but, pre-determined appointments are usually worthless. They will take whoever walks in and not turn them away in case the appt. No-shows.

Call 5 minutes ahead, right before you go in, and ask if they are busy, or if you can come right away. They may say, 30 minutes or 60 minutes come.

Most AMPs in the area charge $60 for 1 hour, but you may stumble across charges of $70 or $80.

Extras L1 $40-$50/ L2 $75-$100/ FS $100-$140.

Try to never pay more than the ceiling I provided. Resist the urge when your dick is throbbing to her suckered you into over paying. Lansing, Jackson, Kalamazoo are all good places.

Good luck, and please share your experiences with the rest of us.

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;4837539]You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage![/QUOTE]I was not sprayed with Lysol there. They just gave me some hand sanitizer and I wore a mask until I got into the room.

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;4837539]You have to be crazy to let them spray Lysol on you, that stuff is made for surfaces only, who knows what effect it will have on your skin. Good luck I hope does t do any damage![/QUOTE]Seemed to mostly be on my clothes so that's good at least, maybe it was some sort of special sanitizing thing and it wasn't the hard cleaner? The can 100% said lysol on it though.

Just wondering about this gal; she posts at least every other day and it is a simple ad. Anyway, I've tried to call and text her several times this week to set something up; no replies to text and can't leave a voice mail message because her inbox has not been set up. I will probably stop trying, but thought I'd see if any of you all could shed any light on her. Thanks, #4025.

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[QUOTE=Member#4025;4839062]Just wondering about this gal; she posts at least every other day and it is a simple ad. Anyway, I've tried to call and text her several times this week to set something up; no replies to text and can't leave a voice mail message because her inbox has not been set up. I will probably stop trying, but thought I'd see if any of you all could shed any light on her. Thanks, #4025.

[URL]https://lansing.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/massage75/003542318145[/URL][/QUOTE]She's legit. Massage sucks, but that pic doesn't do her justice. Her face is really cute, she's short small B's and a booty that could take down a ship. 75 for massage and HJ, covered BJ and FS is 1. 4 or something. She said she only takes one session per day and the more persistent you are the less likely she'll see you, she seems like she gets spooked easy. But she's really cute though.