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[QUOTE=MassErrection;5383752]Ohh my, I went to one of favorite AMP in Burnsville, and got an amazing prostate massage with ball rubbing, ohh boy, I've been meaning to try that from stories my buddies tell me, I busted the biggest nut ever. I recommend you guys try it. No homo.[/QUOTE]Is the PM in the normal menu offered or is that a special request / offer?
So wanted to hit up someplace the other night and just as I was going to walk in a dude goes in ahead of me and I know it's limited staff. So I remember that while Jins in Burnsville is legit only 80% of the time, I remembered that the masseuse was decent looking and the massage was really good. So I figure what the hell and stop in looking for at least a good massage.
Either my memory is really bad or management changed in the last year or two. English was really bad and not impressed with looks but fuk it I'm there. Massage was below average and no teasing while face down. I figured it was $60 and 60 min wasted. On the flip I let the towel fall off and she put it back. Massage continues and then I suddenly get the "five minutes" warning. I push the towel off and put her hand where it needs to be and lo I receive a halfway decent HJ.
She was cool with OTC, maybe more who knows. Anyways, pleasant surprise given that joint is historically more miss than hit.
[QUOTE=BusterRon;5385641]So wanted to hit up someplace the other night and just as I was going to walk in a dude goes in ahead of me and I know it's limited staff. So I remember that while Jins in Burnsville is legit only 80% of the time, I remembered that the masseuse was decent looking and the massage was really good. So I figure what the hell and stop in looking for at least a good massage.
Either my memory is really bad or management changed in the last year or two. English was really bad and not impressed with looks but fuk it I'm there. Massage was below average and no teasing while face down. I figured it was $60 and 60 min wasted. On the flip I let the towel fall off and she put it back. Massage continues and then I suddenly get the "five minutes" warning. I push the towel off and put her hand where it needs to be and lo I receive a halfway decent HJ.
She was cool with OTC, maybe more who knows. Anyways, pleasant surprise given that joint is historically more miss than hit.[/QUOTE]That sadly seems like one of the better case scenarios recently in the area. Yeah, relationships matter so if you are a repeat client and aren't an asswipe, you'll have better potential outcomes but the trend towards DIY or minimal teasing + 'we don't do that here' has been inexorable. Just 18 months ago, I had 8-10 go to places where I could at least count on a long teasing release but now I can't rely on any of them. As others have mentioned, once you go to a better metro area, the contrast is so stark. It's great in the moment but then depressing to think about what little is left in the TC area.
Oh well, adapt and overcome. Indies / sugarbowl FTW!
[QUOTE=Mkj843;5385132]Are there any AMPs with at least HE in St. Paul or close? The only places I know are over a 30 min drive away. Has anyone gotten anything at Zaz or Zen in Roseville?[/QUOTE]Your best bet is to go to one of the three in Hudson. Very slim pickings on the east side of the metro.
[QUOTE=BusterRon;5385641]So wanted to hit up someplace the other night and just as I was going to walk in a dude goes in ahead of me and I know it's limited staff. So I remember that while Jins in Burnsville is legit only 80% of the time, I remembered that the masseuse was decent looking and the massage was really good. So I figure what the hell and stop in looking for at least a good massage.
Either my memory is really bad or management changed in the last year or two. English was really bad and not impressed with looks but fuk it I'm there. Massage was below average and no teasing while face down. I figured it was $60 and 60 min wasted. On the flip I let the towel fall off and she put it back. Massage continues and then I suddenly get the "five minutes" warning. I push the towel off and put her hand where it needs to be and lo I receive a halfway decent HJ.
She was cool with OTC, maybe more who knows. Anyways, pleasant surprise given that joint is historically more miss than hit.[/QUOTE]I was just at Jins. It was unusually busy, being a Friday I suppose, but the masseuse noted that often it is totally empty but suddenly they had a lot of customers. On two separate instances, someone came in and my masseuse left to greet the person and left my door open a bit. I'm sure I was visible to people out there. That was annoying. Also the 15 minute wait at the beginning, but we all know that happens sometimes.
The massage was far above par however. On top of that she was kneeling between my legs and accidentally knelt on my little guy. Minor "ow" (she missed the balls) but she felt bad, and then gave my junk a little apology tickle. The fact that she touched it intentionally made me pretty sure I was getting a HE. Alas, I was mistaken.
Still, it wouldn't surprise me if I get on a repeat visit. Normally I wouldn't try for that, but the massage was really good so I may just go for it a few times.
[QUOTE=MnAnon360;5385408]Is the PM in the normal menu offered or is that a special request / offer?[/QUOTE]Special request. She's always playing around there any how.
Hey, anybody use the Asian massage providers on the common sites. You know, usually two server choices, very overt language, often a dozen or two different advertisers at any one time. Usually south or east of Mpls. Some numbers have been around for years, some I don't recognize. I would like to settle into something adequate and reliable when work opens up.
Are these places consistent HE? I've seen that 5 seasons is overpriced somewhere on this form, what do they charge?
[QUOTE=RandMcNasty;5386912]I was just at Jins. It was unusually busy, being a Friday I suppose, but the masseuse noted that often it is totally empty but suddenly they had a lot of customers. On two separate instances, someone came in and my masseuse left to greet the person and left my door open a bit. I'm sure I was visible to people out there. That was annoying. Also the 15 minute wait at the beginning, but we all know that happens sometimes.
The massage was far above par however. On top of that she was kneeling between my legs and accidentally knelt on my little guy. Minor "ow" (she missed the balls) but she felt bad, and then gave my junk a little apology tickle. The fact that she touched it intentionally made me pretty sure I was getting a HE. Alas, I was mistaken.
Still, it wouldn't surprise me if I get on a repeat visit. Normally I wouldn't try for that, but the massage was really good so I may just go for it a few times.[/QUOTE]She tested you and you didn't take the bait!
You could of said: Awww could you kiss it and make it feel better. Or Could you rub it more to make sure you didn't break it. Or I like it a bit gentler to start with and then get rougher.
I think your lack of response concerned her and shut her down.
[QUOTE=Mkj843;5387416]Are these places consistent HE? I've seen that 5 seasons is overpriced somewhere on this form, what do they charge?[/QUOTE]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.
[QUOTE=Jbutter9;5387636]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.[/QUOTE]We're talking about Five Seasons or Senses?
[QUOTE=Jbutter9;5387636]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.[/QUOTE]Where is 5 seasons? Digits?
[QUOTE=JButter9;5387636]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.[/QUOTE]Bed is definitely filthy. I took a blacklight against the bed and it was full of disease. A std or sti waiting to happen. I wasn't feeling the masseuse either, so I walked out, which was my plan anyhow. Curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to see it for myself.
Same for me. I heard the table shower is nice but I've been to NYC AMPs and sadly I don't see anything is this area matching up.
Man curiosity got me too. Couldn't even get it up is how bad it was.