Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ruben Kincaid;1475316]Visited the AMP on Broadway in Lincoln Heights last Friday afternoon, got a nice massage with some butt play (on me) and some titty play (on her) and a HJ from a forty something Chinese gal. Followed up with an ok table shower and more massage. .50 for the hour, she insisted on. 40 tip. Had fun, might go back again for a 1/2 hour.[/QUOTE]Tried it out this morning and had a wonderful time there with "amy."

A little chunky, but up for most "safe" things.
wait, maybe the wrong place. i went to a place off broadway on gates. no sign there except for a light in the window that says "massage" and "open."

[QUOTE=Funboy2007;1472673]Toftt yesterday at the new parlor downtown. They advertise on BP and are located across from a Korean restaurant in a strip mall. I scoped it out for awhile and saw a nice looking latina walking in a dress to the store and returned five minutes later and went to the back entrance. Game on, so I enter and it is the standard set up and asked if I want Latina or Asian. I went with the latina I just saw, mid twenties with a nice body and rack. Long story short, she took care of me, total damage $1. 5. Pm for location details.[/QUOTE]Took me the better part of my morning to figure out the local to this place; well worth it though. Kind of hard to find but I think that's great. Wouldn't go at night as it seems a bit shady. Went in followed by the chime and mamasan saying hold on. Picked the half hour. I was so distracted scoping it out that I forgot to ask for a latina which is the main reason I went there. Anyway I go into the room and she says 5-10 mins we'll be with you. I wait and in walks a very cute asian with with a short lace black dress. I feel like this is a great sign.

She asks if I've been in before I say yes. Then who I saw and I said I couldn't remember. Some latina. She likes my answers and begins massage. Massage was ok but that wasn't what I wanted anyway. She then leaves to do something and I take this time to. Ditch my towel. When she comes back she kind of yelped and closed the door. She said something then came back in. She began massaging then got off and. Asked what I wanted and I said all. She strips then gets back on. Throughout the massage she was blowing on me. Sometimes. Any thoughts why? She quickly have the boys a kiss and said flip. Nice CBJ, great suction, DATY on menu but I wouldn't partake on a pro. Rcg while I squeeze her nice bottom. Small breast but that's not my thing really. Then cg squatting which was good. Then doggy for a while. Then doggy with legs closed I forget the name but girls love. Finally mish. I think we went at for 30, not a clock watcher. Clean up plus a big bottle of. Water. .80 +.50= great spot. Better than a escort for price and service IMHO.

[QUOTE=Deerom; 1479545]Tried it out this morning and had a wonderful time there with "amy."

A little chunky, but up for most "safe" things.

Wait, maybe the wrong place. I went to a place off broadway on gates. No sign there except for a light in the window that says "massage" and "open."[/QUOTE]There are 2 in that area. Both Chinese. The one that you are referring to is further up the street on Broadway and 24th. Try the other one. It is cleaner and IMHO more fun.

Check out BodyWorkz on Wilshire yesterday. They advertise on BP with your standard, stock photographs of attractive asians. I liked the idea of the building, as it is more private than walking in / out of a strip mall location. And they offer $35 for the hour. Hard to pass that up.

Long story short, nothing to be had here. Masseuse wasn't bad looking and had a pleasant attitude, but she was wearing scrubs. No sign of extras. Didn't feel comfortable trying to force my way into a HE. Pretty good massage though. Left a $15 tip.

Good deal for a legit massage, but nothing more.

I hit up my go to AMP in HP the other day on fig off of ave. 60. I love my regular provider, who for the most part, is the only provider ever there. She recognizes me now and doesn't try to rush the HJ, instead, she works at it and teases me, slows down, etc. Sadly, she isn't all that much to look at and never likes me to touch her, oh well.

This particular time though there was new talent! Two new ladies manning the fort and one of them was a looker. Not a hot piece of meat but very cute and tiny.

Head to the TS and the first sign of a no go happens. She completely ignores the boys and my ass, No soap or anything! But mini me is in full effect and she doesn't seem to notice, just ignores it. Starts off the massage and is climbing on my back like a monkey. It was a shitty massage but she tried. I try to touch her and she doesn't respond but she doesn't stop me. On the flip I'm raging with a skyscraper under my towel. Not because she did anything to get me going but because I was going to make the move (I just don't care at this point). As she starts massaging my legs I toss the towel aside, she begins to look at the door (which is left a crack open) over and over. I point to my engorged tool and she declines, says " I don't like". Keeps massaging and I stop her, lead her arms toward the empire state building and she pulls back, saying the same thing. I giver her the "come on, please?" look and she eventually goes for it. NO technique, no nothing! She just starts stroking and looking away as if she is committing a sin. That was enough to make me spill the juice pretty quickly as the thrill of perversion had me riled up. Even after I spilled the juice she keeps going and I had to stop her. A true sign of a amateur, SO HOT.

I gave her a. 30 tip which she was very glad to have, Smiles and everything. I usually tip. 40 but I knew she would not know the difference.

I am kind of bored of AMP scene but the AAMP is always sketchy. Plus I have only been to the SG AMC AAMP. Hitting up NP looks a bit tempting but girls are so much drama, bah! What to do? Try to find a real girl, haha!

[QUOTE=Deerom; 1479545]Tried it out this morning and had a wonderful time there with "amy."

A little chunky, but up for most "safe" things.

Wait, maybe the wrong place. I went to a place off broadway on gates. No sign there except for a light in the window that says "massage" and "open."[/QUOTE]I thought that place closed down I use to go all the time, went there a few months ago and they were closed down I got to go check it out, I'm not really a big fan of the place on gates but they do the job.

Has anyone been to that new place in ELA across the street from king taco on 3rd st planning on visiting next pay day since its walking distance.

[QUOTE=Herdildo; 1483003]I hit up my go to AMP in HP the other day on fig off of ave. 60. I love my regular provider, who for the most part, is the only provider ever there. She recognizes me now and doesn't try to rush the HJ, instead, she works at it and teases me, slows down, etc. Sadly, she isn't all that much to look at and never likes me to touch her, oh well.

This particular time though there was new talent! Two new ladies manning the fort and one of them was a looker. Not a hot piece of meat but very cute and tiny.

Head to the TS and the first sign of a no go happens. She completely ignores the boys and my ass, No soap or anything! But mini me is in full effect and she doesn't seem to notice, just ignores it. Starts off the massage and is climbing on my back like a monkey. It was a shitty massage but she tried. I try to touch her and she doesn't respond but she doesn't stop me. On the flip I'm raging with a skyscraper under my towel. Not because she did anything to get me going but because I was going to make the move (I just don't care at this point). As she starts massaging my legs I toss the towel aside, she begins to look at the door (which is left a crack open) over and over. I point to my engorged tool and she declines, says " I don't like". Keeps massaging and I stop her, lead her arms toward the empire state building and she pulls back, saying the same thing. I giver her the "come on, please?" look and she eventually goes for it. NO technique, no nothing! She just starts stroking and looking away as if she is committing a sin. That was enough to make me spill the juice pretty quickly as the thrill of perversion had me riled up. Even after I spilled the juice she keeps going and I had to stop her. A true sign of a amateur, SO HOT.

I gave her a. 30 tip which she was very glad to have, Smiles and everything. I usually tip. 40 but I knew she would not know the difference.

I am kind of bored of AMP scene but the AAMP is always sketchy. Plus I have only been to the SG AMC AAMP. Hitting up NP looks a bit tempting but girls are so much drama, bah! What to do? Try to find a real girl, haha![/QUOTE]It's no wonder these girls have bad attitudes after a while. You force her to jack you and then you short tip her?

No means no, even for AMP girls. I hope you are proud of yourself.

The likes of you are bad for the hobby.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid; 1483071]It's no wonder these girls have bad attitudes after a while. You force her to jack you and then you short tip her?

No means no, even for AMP girls. I hope you are proud of yourself.

The likes of you are bad for the hobby.[/QUOTE]I am proud of myself, actually.

1. No one was forced. I didn't threaten her, If any thing, I gave her the pouty eyes look and she went for it.

2. The massage was shit and the HE was worse, I just happen to be riled up about the whole experience that I got off. So that wasn't short tipping, It was a tip for the quality of services rendered. My regular girl, or any other one that knows what they are doing, get the usual.

3. I had enough money left over to get a burrito.

[QUOTE=Herdildo; 1483267]I am proud of myself, actually.

3. I had enough money left over to get a burrito.[/QUOTE]LOL! That had me laughing my ass off.

Taco Bell, Del Taco, Chipotle, or?

[QUOTE=Herdildo; 1483267]I am proud of myself, actually.

3. I had enough money left over to get a burrito.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Crimsonquiggs; 1481028]Check out BodyWorkz on Wilshire yesterday. They advertise on BP with your standard, stock photographs of attractive asians. I liked the idea of the building, as it is more private than walking in / out of a strip mall location. And they offer $35 for the hour. Hard to pass that up.

Long story short, nothing to be had here. Masseuse wasn't bad looking and had a pleasant attitude, but she was wearing scrubs. No sign of extras. Didn't feel comfortable trying to force my way into a HE. Pretty good massage though. Left a $15 tip.

Good deal for a legit massage, but nothing more.[/QUOTE]+1. This place is totally legit. IMHO the massage wasn't even that good either.

Well, I am new to this reviewing. I have admittedly followed some of you veterans for a while. Thanks very much for the intel you provided. It has been extremely informative in my amateur mongering. Now it is my turn.

I work near k-town so I was intrigued for sometime by the place at 2007 Wilshire. 8th floor. I had seen an earlier review. But the recent ads on BP mentioning collage (sic) students. 4 hands and "offer more 4 you" beckoned me. So I took the plunge (avoiding the services offered across the street based on previous reviews).

Although they accept walk-ins I called ahead. Seems I could have pick any hour of the day (it was early in the week) as they did not seem flush with customers. Off-street parking was not good so was trusting that they indeed validated parking behind the building (they did!).

Sure enough, I found two "college-looking" females (I find it hard to assess the age of young asian women) , no spinner types (maybe on the plumb side) but had a certain cuteness that stirred my loins. I asked about 4 hands and the answer was "we don't do that "- that the boss put it in the ad. Hhm, the answer wasn't so convincing and yet made me a bit wary (what else is not true?) but WTF I am here, so I opted for the half hour (.4) with the one without the glasses (even if they were becoming on her ). I believe she said her name was Jasmine.

I was led into one of two massage rooms where I stripped and laid on the table face down without the towel that was provided. J came in and move the towel to the side. She didn't ask the so-called customary "have you been here before?" but proceeded in her limited English to ask about me. I quickly reversed the inquisition to her. All the while she really worked on some kinks in my neck, upper shoulders and eventually lower back. I forgot about my mission for a bit as it was a fair job at massage (certainly worth while if that is your goal)

I did rub her leg (she wore loose fitting pants. The other had on sweats) when she reached over my head to let her know of my interest. She did not pulled away. Now I began to refocus. Even more so when she begin to lightly touch my back, butt and up and down my legs. I was really for the flip as was Jr.

She continued the light touch on my chest, stomach, avoiding Jr (whose was at attention) , continued with my thighs and legs. I reached out to feel her ass. I could have sworn she moved it to positioned it so I could get more of it. She then looked me in the eye and then at Jr and made the hand motioned for HJ. I nodded yes but mouthed "slow".

I continued to rub her leg and ass (I love asses!) and made my way under her blouse and felt her soft waist and slight paunch. Without even acknowledging what I was doing she asked if I preferred oil and I answered "a little" (I hate oily adventures). She was masterful, ok maybe not but I she was good! I like the combination of light touch on the balls with a firm grip on the shaft. I got distracted by her work but again refocused and explored her nice soft body with my hand. She had natural 34s, for sure. Now I was really into discovering the offer of "more 4 you"

As I was about to make my way down her pants I exploded! I guess it was the whole thing: seemingly young student, nice touch, soft skin (oh did I mentioned nice perfume) , feeling relaxed. Well, I was done and so was the half hour. I hinted around asking if there was more. She thought I was asking about the time and said "time up". J cleaned me up with a hot towel and later offered a small paper. Cup of cool water (I motioned for refill after I gulped it down). I asked again about "more" as in the ad. She smiled and said in very good English come back and see! I gave her. 5, got my parking ticket validated and left relaxed with a smile. I haven't completed my exploration.

[QUOTE=Beaver Slayer;1485123]Taco Bell, Del Taco, Chipotle, or?[/QUOTE]El Pollo Loco. It is right next to it.

Well, I am new to this reviewing. I have admittedly followed some of you veterans for a while. Thanks very much for the intel you provided. It has been extremely informative in my amateur mongering. Now it is my turn.

I work near k-town so I was intrigued for sometime by the place at 2007 Wilshire. I had seen an earlier review. But the recent ads on BP mentioning collage (sic) students. 4 hands and "offer more 4 you" beckoned me. So I took the plunge (avoiding the services offered across the street based on previous reviews).

Although they accept walk-ins I called ahead. Seems I could have pick any hour of the day (it was early in the week) as they did not seem flush with customers. Off-street parking was not good so was trusting that they indeed validated parking behind the building (they did!).

Sure enough, I found two "college-looking" females (I find it hard to assess the age of young asian women) , no spinner types (maybe on the plumb side) but had a certain cuteness that stirred my loins. I asked about 4 hands and the answer was "we don't do that "- that the boss put it in the ad. Hhm, the answer wasn't so convincing and yet made me a bit wary (what else is not true?) but WTF I am here, so I opted for the half hour (.4) with the one without the glasses (even if they were becoming on her ). I believe she said her name was Jasmine.

I was led into one of two massage rooms where I stripped and laid on the table face down without the towel that was provided. J came in and move the towel to the side. She didn't ask the so-called customary "have you been here before?" but proceeded in her limited English to ask about me. I quickly reversed the inquisition to her. All the while she really worked on some kinks in my neck, upper shoulders and eventually lower back. I forgot about my mission for a bit as it was a fair job at massage (certainly worth while if that is your goal)

I did rub her leg (she wore loose fitting pants. The other had on sweats) when she reached over my head to let her know of my interest. She did not pulled away. Now I began to refocus. Even more so when she begin to lightly touch my back, butt and up and down my legs. I was really for the flip as was Jr.

She continued the light touch on my chest, stomach, avoiding Jr (whose was at attention) , continued with my thighs and legs. I reached out to feel her ass. I could have sworn she moved it to positioned it so I could get more of it. She then looked me in the eye and then at Jr and made the hand motioned for HJ. I nodded yes but mouthed "slow".

I continued to rub her leg and ass (I love asses!) and made my way under her blouse and felt her soft waist and slight paunch. Without even acknowledging what I was doing she asked if I preferred oil and I answered "a little" (I hate oily adventures). She was masterful, ok maybe not but I she was good! I like the combination of light touch on the balls with a firm grip on the shaft. I got distracted by her work but again refocused and explored her nice soft body with my hand. She had natural 34s, for sure. Now I was really into discovering the offer of "more 4 you"

As I was about to make my way down her pants I exploded! I guess it was the whole thing: seemingly young student, nice touch, soft skin (oh did I mentioned nice perfume) , feeling relaxed. Well, I was done and so was the half hour. I hinted around asking if there was more. She thought I was asking about the time and said "time up". J cleaned me up with a hot towel and later offered a small paper. Cup of cool water (I motioned for refill after I gulped it down). I asked again about "more" as in the ad. She smiled and said in very good English come back and see! I gave her. 5, got my parking ticket validated and left relaxed with a smile. I haven't completed my exploration.