Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Lucky8; 1380242]What an afternoon. Stopped by Lustys to see if Jen was their at about 3:30. She was not howevewr their were 7 girls working. On a scale of 1-10 with ten being drop dead gorgeous. 6 of them were negative 5. Fat, ugly old skanks. One that danced 20 years ago in Bottoms-Up has to be at least 240 pounds and I know for a fact she is at least 55 years old. 20 years ago she had 2 daughter that also dance at Bottoms-Up. Another dancer literally had fangs. Could see 2 teeth sticking out of her mouth from 4 bar stools away. No wonder Jen makes money when she dances their. No other ladies to compete with.

Then I stopped at Ole Glory Daze. Four dancers their but none I would rate over a 4. Another sad situation. Third stop was at Jenns. Probably 10 girls (4 sitting on their asses giving each other backrubs) while 2 sat around and drank. The other 4 were abot 5's on the same rating scale. Not a good afternoon their either.

My last stop was at Taco Bell on the way home. Hate to say it but it was the best part of the afternoon. That and getting home without wasting any money. Only had 1 beer in each place and 1 dance.[/QUOTE]Lusty's is a freak show, isn't it?

Fucking depressing beyond description.

[QUOTE=Kintaro II; 1380295]Lusty's is a freak show, isn't it?

Fucking depressing beyond description.[/QUOTE]Yes, it was a freak show the one time I went there, but there were also two hot girls (neither of them Jen, who wasn't there). Perhaps it is the least consistent, most all-over-the-map bar in Akron. I'll probably go back one of these days.

[QUOTE=Kintaro II; 1380295]Lusty's is a freak show, isn't it?

Fucking depressing beyond description.[/QUOTE]OMG.

That's so funny. You can't beat the beer prices and every once in awhile a young hot one pops in there.

[QUOTE=Smokeyzx; 1382019]OMG.

That's so funny. You can't beat the beer prices and every once in awhile a young hot one pops in there.[/QUOTE]I agree the beer prices are good but after what I saw at Lusty's. If I was out after low beer prices I'd rather go to a neighborhood bar or a private club so I wouldn't have to look at the stripers that I saw their a few days ago. It was actually enough to nauseate me. Nope. I'll take a neighborhood bar for cheap prices before I would go back to Lusty's and get sick.

[QUOTE=Lucky8;1382178]I agree the beer prices are good but after what I saw at Lusty's. If I was out after low beer prices I'd rather go to a neighborhood bar or a private club so I wouldn't have to look at the stripers that I saw their a few days ago. It was actually enough to nauseate me. Nope. I'll take a neighborhood bar for cheap prices before I would go back to Lusty's and get sick.[/QUOTE]OK, I give in. That place is so gross that I took a friend there (that doesn't drink or go to titty bars) to show off the worst bar in Akron. I told him how disgusting it was and that no matter what he could conjure in his mind, the reality of that place will be worse. We were there for 15 minutes and he agreed. Come on, it's like a bad car crash that you just can't look away from. Lmao

[QUOTE=Smokeyzx;1382204]OK, I give in. That place is so gross that I took a friend there (that doesn't drink or go to titty bars) to show off the worst bar in Akron. I told him how disgusting it was and that no matter what he could conjure in his mind, the reality of that place will be worse. We were there for 15 minutes and he agreed. Come on, it's like a bad car crash that you just can't look away from. Lmao[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm not qualified to comment here because I've never been in Lusty's. But I've been in around forty strip clubs over the years and at least eight Akron strip clubs and Flashdance Cabaret is by far the worst strip club in Akron that I've seen and at it's best tied for the worst club I've ever been in anywhere! It's hard to imagine a club in Akron that is worse than Flashdance!

[QUOTE=Mikey2K;1382360]Maybe I'm not qualified to comment here because I've never been in Lusty's. But I've been in around forty strip clubs over the years and at least eight Akron strip clubs and Flashdance Cabaret is by far the worst strip club in Akron that I've seen and at it's best tied for the worst club I've ever been in anywhere! It's hard to imagine a club in Akron that is worse than Flashdance![/QUOTE]Lusty's may actually be worse in the quality of 'dancers', although Flashdance is certainly nothing to write home about. Flashdance does not sell beer / drinks or have any other reason to go there either. I have to believe that Flashdance is nothing more than a tax writeoff where Lusty's does have a bit of a neighborhood dive bar feel.

[QUOTE=Skerts;1382457]Lusty's may actually be worse in the quality of 'dancers', although Flashdance is certainly nothing to write home about. Flashdance does not sell beer / drinks or have any other reason to go there either. I have to believe that Flashdance is nothing more than a tax writeoff where Lusty's does have a bit of a neighborhood dive bar feel.[/QUOTE]I vote for Lusty's. It is 1) Cheap 2) Friendly 3) Extras-friendly and 4) Bound to be interesting, one way or another. Flashdance strikes out on all four of those criteria. I've been to both, and most of the girls were very homely and overweight at both. But, like I said, Lusty's had a couple hot ones, plus those four factors. I will grant that Flashdance probably has a nicer bathroom (it couldn't be worse) , but I don't remember it with any specificity.

Mikey. I have been to probably over 100 stripper bars in my life time including Flashdance and there is really no comparison. Granted its been 5-6 years since I have been in flashdance but should I ever be in the area of Lusty's and need a beer and you are there too, just stop over to my seat and I'll buy you a beer. I will be the guy at the bar with a bag over my head and a blindfold underneath in case the bag slips off. Maybe they have Jenn at times and a decent girl comes in on occasion however, I have never seen more dogs in one bar as I've seen their. Fly a quail through the bar and every girl there would get up ant point.

Unfortunately, Brittanys, Springers, German Short Hairs and the remainder of the pointing breeds are all better looking by far than what I saw in Lustys. Actually now, I feel like I insulted the dogs to compare them. LOL.

[QUOTE=Mikey2K;1382360]Maybe I'm not qualified to comment here because I've never been in Lusty's. But I've been in around forty strip clubs over the years and at least eight Akron strip clubs and Flashdance Cabaret is by far the worst strip club in Akron that I've seen and at it's best tied for the worst club I've ever been in anywhere! It's hard to imagine a club in Akron that is worse than Flashdance![/QUOTE]

This thread is hilarious but I just want to point out that I still go there to drink. All of the women I wouldn't get a dance from don't approach me anymore, they have been trained to do so and learn very quickly.

[QUOTE=Lucky8; 1382776]Mikey. I have been to probably over 100 stripper bars in my life time including Flashdance and there is really no comparison. Granted its been 5-6 years since I have been in flashdance but should I ever be in the area of Lusty's and need a beer and you are there too, just stop over to my seat and I'll buy you a beer. I will be the guy at the bar with a bag over my head and a blindfold underneath in case the bag slips off. Maybe they have Jenn at times and a decent girl comes in on occasion however, I have never seen more dogs in one bar as I've seen their. Fly a quail through the bar and every girl there would get up ant point.

Unfortunately, Brittanys, Springers, German Short Hairs and the remainder of the pointing breeds are all better looking by far than what I saw in Lustys. Actually now, I feel like I insulted the dogs to compare them. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mikey2K;1382360]Maybe I'm not qualified to comment here because I've never been in Lusty's. But I've been in around forty strip clubs over the years and at least eight Akron strip clubs and Flashdance Cabaret is by far the worst strip club in Akron that I've seen and at it's best tied for the worst club I've ever been in anywhere! It's hard to imagine a club in Akron that is worse than Flashdance![/QUOTE]Have to agree. As I said in my earlier post, don't know how they stay open.

Shit. Where in the hell is Lusty's? Never been there before. And now I feel like my life will not be complete unless I go.

If you are planning a trip to Lusty's, do 2 things first;

1) get someone to drive you there and back.

2) put eye drops in your eys first. The type that blur your vision for 2-3 hours.

Good Luck with your gag reaction.

[QUOTE=NawtyMarkus;1384368]Shit. Where in the hell is Lusty's? Never been there before. And now I feel like my life will not be complete unless I go.[/QUOTE]It's the old Millers

I checked out the Playpen after work yesterday just to see what was there. There were 2 AA dancers, one extremely thin which looked pretty good walking away but I suspect would not have enough cushion to feel great during a lap dance. The other came over to me and I see how she could give an effective french lesson without opening her mouth. No front teeth at all for some reason did not entice me so I left. I did notice they offer something there that I have not seen in other clubs. While you wait for your favorite dancer to become available you can get a tattoo in one part of the bar from a couple guys who have a station set up! NICE!

I did venture across to Gatsby's since I enjoyed Jessica last time I was there. She was not present, only 4-5 dancers and about 25 patrons. I was approached by one gal, (sorry I cannot remember her name). She was fairly tall probably close to 6' in heels and had large man mades, dirty blonde and older. Said she was 40 and that looked accurate. Chatty about family and nice enough but not my cup of tea. Second gal, younger, named Coline gave me a couple dances. I would not reject further dances from her but would not travel to see her either. Nice table dance.