Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Paradigm71;7045626]Not sure how you came up with Dragon on Hard from that. I assumed SAM is Sun Asian Massage, which is on Billingsley. I thought AM is Angel Massage, which is literally right around the corner. You could easily walk from one to the other in five minutes. Dragon is several miles away and the OP said he could not do the wait there.[/QUOTE]I mean, New Dragon is like a 4 min drive from Angel, so it's not that out of the question if he's driving. That said, went to AM yesterday, and it was alright, and MT was very receptive to OTC and UTC, and was grinding on my head and getting herself off. Thought about asking for more after reading that long post, but really wasn't that into her.

[QUOTE=OtraVez;7045700]I mean, New Dragon is like a 4 min drive from Angel, so it's not that out of the question if he's driving. That said, went to AM yesterday, and it was alright, and MT was very receptive to OTC and UTC, and was grinding on my head and getting herself off. Thought about asking for more after reading that long post, but really wasn't that into her.[/QUOTE]I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.

Went in and was greeted by a middle aged woman, paid her and got take to the room to get undressed. After 5 min another lady came in, she went by Kaitlin? 30-40 Chinese lady with almost zero English. Round face, short and thick, not a looker but the massage was great (I asked for medium). I did not raise my ass when she gets her hand near my private part. Hand job was offered after the flip but I still declined, mostly because I just couldn't get hard looking at her so might as well as enjoying a good massage. She seemed disappointed but that's not my fault. $60 hr + $20 tip good price for a decent legit massage.

So I called LC by the burger place at like 8:05 pm, I was focused here for some reason. A gal with zero English answered and I asked if they close at 9 or 10? She says 9. So I called One More and she says they close at 10 pm. Then she says, "When you come?" And I say 40 min, and she laughs uncomfortably. So I say, "Too late?" And she says, "Come tomorrow. " Well, that ain't happening. Hahaha!

So I called ND on Hard and she said they're open until 10 pm and to come on over. Okay, I go, but they are busy yet again! She says it's a 20 min wait and I'm like nah, no worries. It's the same girl from the first time I tried and I find her totally sexy, in a GND kind of way. I want to stick my tongue in her asshole really bad, I have a feeling I won't stop going there until I do. Oh, wait, did I say that out loud? Hahaha! This time she hands me a card of a place where there is no wait and three girls. I'll TOFTT and investigate this later, but not tonight.

I decide I want to go see Emmy at SAM. So I head up, because I saw her a couple of months ago and she is so hot, with really good massage technique. But this time I was greeted by this gal named Coco, whoa. What a fucking smoke show! I peg her at 30 on the dot, what a jaw dropper. I don't care about age, for me it's more about service. But wow, this chick is fucking hot!

I buy an hour and the massage is really good, she has some magic hands. For real. This massage is incredible, I mean, incredible. I'm sort of dumbfounded by it, it's super sensual. She would rub her hands across my sides where there is no needed therapy. Just gliding her hands with oil very lightly, totally working me up, I love it.

Nice teasing and has me flip. She is only about OTC and played a lot of UTC defense, hahaha! She would smile at me every time she did. She used about half a bottle of oil on junior and it was just too much, so it took him a little while to throw up. These girls and their oil, I just don't fucking get it. She starts to back hand him and then she leans down to moan in my ear. Yum, getting closer. And right when he's about to spew, there is yelling from the other girl in Mandarin and Coco starts yelling back! I'm turned off at this but too late, I just start launching everywhere.

She didn't even know as she's talking to the other gal. So I'm done, she's still jerking, and she finally realizes it's over and says, "Oh!" She runs to get a towel and I'm looking everywhere like Stiller in TSAM, like where'd it go? Nothing got on me and there's nothing on the table, there's nothing anywhere!

She comes back giggling and points to the back of her shirt where it all landed. I said, "At least I'm your last customer!" She says ok, and I jump up to get dressed. I realize she shorted me 15 min, so I tip accordingly.

I dunno, I'd maybe repeat because she's so hot, but there are more fun options. I'll def repeat to see Emmy. I really like this place, though. It's so clean and they are so nice!

Then, I awoke Ohio, it was a nice dream.

So the card the gal gave me at ND was for SSS. Tucked in a good spot, pizza, coffee, and subs nearby. I've seen it advertised and was intrigued. West side spot, checked it out, drew Wendy. Older gal, stalky, not my type. But massage was very good, she knows what she's doing. Handshake was not sexy, but the job was done. I won't repeat, but if you want a top hard massage, check her out. I just don't like hard massages.

Was just dreaming though, Ohio.

Greeted by Lucy with her arms raised in the air from the end of hallway, "Welcooome!" Lucy is a little petite hottie, maybe in her 40's or 50's, but I really like what I see, Jesus she's pretty. It's. 7 for the HR here, but the massage table is really soft, they put like some topper on it that makes it super comfortable and the donut pillow for your face is like a cloud. Honestly, I've never been to a more comfortable place, seriously. When I laid down, it was like a bed. The tables here are second to none and there are candies and waters on the end tables, which is a sweet touch!

Really good massage from Lucy, she has some strong hands and knows what she is doing. She gets in all the crevices to loosen me up and then a smooth oil rubdown to melt me into the table. Wow. Her phone rang a few times and she answered it, but that never bothers me. Get your business, girl! I can tell she runs the joint.

At about the 30 min mark, she screams out in Mandarin to the other girl. Then after all that shit I can't understand she says, ". Handsome boy, handsome man." So I start chuckling, and she says, "You hear what I say?" I said yes. And she says, "What I say?" And I said, "You said handsome boy. " And she says, "I bring pretty girl for you. ".

The door pops open and this vision of a beauty named Abby is standing there in a tight black rock t-shirt ripped in the middle to show cleavage and a tight mini skirt. I'm like what the hell is going to happen right now?! Lucy leaves, and Abby walks over to the table, peels off the drape, and starts slowly waking up junior while she places her right knee on the table next to my arm. Her left leg is on the floor, so she is basically just opening her legs toward me. Junior is up now. And I reach behind to rub her inner thigh, then go up to pull her shirt down to see those sweet cans.

She pulls one out, I go back down under the skirt but she closed her leg to block the honeypot. No matter, junior shot at this point. Something about meeting someone for the first time, and she just jerks you off and leaves. Hahaha! The only thing I said to her was, "What's your name?" And the only thing she said to me was, "Abby. ".

She grabs a towel to clean me up and leaves. Back in the room comes Lucy. She finishes my session with an awesome head and neck and shoulder massage face up. Then she does my arms and legs and fingers and toes. All done. She said there is normally 3 girls there, the other girl was off.

I actually can't wait to go back, this was my favorite place. One of you dickheads called and pinged at like 9:50 pm, they close at 10 pm. Whatever. These two girls are so sweet and so hot, this will be my first repeat from the gauntlet. I want Lucy. Why are all these women that love me named Lucy? I want answers!!

Oh wait, this was just a dream, Ohio.

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7045724]I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.[/QUOTE]I am from Charleston, WV, and have only been to Colimbus once in the last year. Got kinda a late start and didn't have time for the massage I was hoping to get. But I appreciate detailed reviews, and if anyone "accidently" DMs me erotica, no complaints. I am happy that other mongers are having fun, even if all I did was drive 4 hours for a 20 minute visit to your fair city. If anyone needs intel from my end, also happy to help. Your mileage may vary (literally)!

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7045949]Greeted by Lucy with her arms raised in the air from the end of hallway, "Welcooome!" Lucy is a little petite hottie, maybe in her 40's or 50's, but I really like what I see, Jesus she's pretty. It's. 7 for the HR here, but the massage table is really soft, they put like some topper on it that makes it super comfortable and the donut pillow for your face is like a cloud. Honestly, I've never been to a more comfortable place, seriously. When I laid down, it was like a bed. The tables here are second to none and there are candies and waters on the end tables, which is a sweet touch!

Really good massage from Lucy, she has some strong hands and knows what she is doing. She gets in all the crevices to loosen me up and then a smooth oil rubdown to melt me into the table. Wow. Her phone rang a few times and she answered it, but that never bothers me. Get your business, girl! I can tell she runs the joint.

At about the 30 min mark, she screams out in Mandarin to the other girl. Then after all that shit I can't understand she says, ". Handsome boy, handsome man." So I start chuckling, and she says, "You hear what I say?" I said yes. And she says, "What I say?" And I said, "You said handsome boy. " And she says, "I bring pretty girl for you. ".

The door pops open and this vision of a beauty named Abby is standing there in a tight black rock t-shirt ripped in the middle to show cleavage and a tight mini skirt. I'm like what the hell is going to happen right now?! Lucy leaves, and Abby walks over to the table, peels off the drape, and starts slowly waking up junior while she places her right knee on the table next to my arm. Her left leg is on the floor, so she is basically just opening her legs toward me. Junior is up now. And I reach behind to rub her inner thigh, then go up to pull her shirt down to see those sweet cans.

She pulls one out, I go back down under the skirt but she closed her leg to block the honeypot. No matter, junior shot at this point. Something about meeting someone for the first time, and she just jerks you off and leaves. Hahaha! The only thing I said to her was, "What's your name?" And the only thing she said to me was, "Abby. ".

She grabs a towel to clean me up and leaves. Back in the room comes Lucy. She finishes my session with an awesome head and neck and shoulder massage face up. Then she does my arms and legs and fingers and toes. All done. She said there is normally 3 girls there, the other girl was off.

I actually can't wait to go back, this was my favorite place. One of you dickheads called and pinged at like 9:50 pm, they close at 10 pm. Whatever. These two girls are so sweet and so hot, this will be my first repeat from the gauntlet. I want Lucy. Why are all these women that love me named Lucy? I want answers!!

Oh wait, this was just a dream, Ohio.[/QUOTE]What's the name of the place or location and what did you have to tip.

[QUOTE=DEW1968;7046299]What's the name of the place or location and what did you have to tip.[/QUOTE]OP's subject reminds me of a Neil Simon (NS) song so New Spa is my guess.

But this was a Simon & Garfunkel song so OP needs to work on his puzzle skills.

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7045939]So the card the gal gave me at ND was for SSS. Tucked in a good spot, pizza, coffee, and subs nearby. I've seen it advertised and was intrigued. West side spot, checked it out, drew Wendy. Older gal, stalky, not my type. But massage was very good, she knows what she's doing. Handshake was not sexy, but the job was done. I won't repeat, but if you want a top hard massage, check her out. I just don't like hard massages.

Was just dreaming though, Ohio.[/QUOTE]I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the experiences. Kinda why we read here!

[QUOTE=CountryBoy419;7046532]I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the
experiences. Kinda why we read here![/QUOTE]Yeah the abbreviations are silly. Sss = sweet smile spa.

[QUOTE=CountryBoy419;7046532]I really enjoy reading about your dreams but man your abbreviations! The north end ones are easy but Damn man not all of us know every place by letters and trave the city all the time for all the experiences. Kinda why we read here![/QUOTE]I think SSS is sweet smile spa off georgesville rd.

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7045949]Greeted by Lucy with her arms raised in the air from the end of hallway, "Welcooome!" Lucy is a little petite hottie, maybe in her 40's or 50's, but I really like what I see, Jesus she's pretty. It's. 7 for the HR here, but the massage table is really soft, they put like some topper on it that makes it super comfortable and the donut pillow for your face is like a cloud. Honestly, I've never been to a more comfortable place, seriously. When I laid down, it was like a bed. The tables here are second to none and there are candies and waters on the end tables, which is a sweet touch!

Really good massage from Lucy, she has some strong hands and knows what she is doing. She gets in all the crevices to loosen me up and then a smooth oil rubdown to melt me into the table. Wow. Her phone rang a few times and she answered it, but that never bothers me. Get your business, girl! I can tell she runs the joint.

At about the 30 min mark, she screams out in Mandarin to the other girl. Then after all that shit I can't understand she says, ". Handsome boy, handsome man." So I start chuckling, and she says, "You hear what I say?" I said yes. And she says, "What I say?" And I said, "You said handsome boy. " And she says, "I bring pretty girl for you. ".

The door pops open and this vision of a beauty named Abby is standing there in a tight black rock t-shirt ripped in the middle to show cleavage and a tight mini skirt. I'm like what the hell is going to happen right now?! Lucy leaves, and Abby walks over to the table, peels off the drape, and starts slowly waking up junior while she places her right knee on the table next to my arm. Her left leg is on the floor, so she is basically just opening her legs toward me. Junior is up now. And I reach behind to rub her inner thigh, then go up to pull her shirt down to see those sweet cans.

She pulls one out, I go back down under the skirt but she closed her leg to block the honeypot. No matter, junior shot at this point. Something about meeting someone for the first time, and she just jerks you off and leaves. Hahaha! The only thing I said to her was, "What's your name?" And the only thing she said to me was, "Abby. ".

She grabs a towel to clean me up and leaves. Back in the room comes Lucy. She finishes my session with an awesome head and neck and shoulder massage face up. Then she does my arms and legs and fingers and toes. All done. She said there is normally 3 girls there, the other girl was off.

I actually can't wait to go back, this was my favorite place. One of you dickheads called and pinged at like 9:50 pm, they close at 10 pm. Whatever. These two girls are so sweet and so hot, this will be my first repeat from the gauntlet. I want Lucy. Why are all these women that love me named Lucy? I want answers!!

Oh wait, this was just a dream, Ohio.[/QUOTE]You can write these long essays but can't spell out the AN (AMP name). BTW we stopped doing the dream thing around here about a decade ago.

[QUOTE=HornySenior;7046738]You can write these long essays but can't spell out the AN (AMP name). BTW we stopped doing the dream thing around here about a decade ago.[/QUOTE]Glad it wasn't just me LMAO.

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7045724]I get a lot of compliments on my posts, sadly they are mostly via DM. Seems folks appreciate the detail. Maybe some don't and if that's the case, then I'll stop. My goal is to get more business for the girls, because I appreciate them. Also so you boys can enjoy, sharing is caring after all. Even if it means the next time I visit, I may have to wait. But I have some advice for you Otra, if you don't like the length of my posts, don't fucking read them!

Peace and love.[/QUOTE]I meant no disrespect. I literally said your post was long. Was I lying? It WAS long. But look up my posts, most of my past reviews are just as long as yours! LOL. NBD. I appreciate details, and you give them. But I still would like you to add how much you paid / tipped.