[QUOTE=JustAGuyGuy;3547036]Gentlemen,
(Serious, no joke).
For you veterans out there, how the hell do you recover from a nasty ass cooch experience? I went down tonight and I about gagged my guts out, it's all I can do not to puke right now. I washed the inside of my nose, every inch of my mouth and face, I even swallowed listerine and I still can not breathe out of my nose. It's worse than fish, if I had to correctly identify this smell, I would say that it is comparable to 4 day old fish guts and a create your own combo with your choice of cat poop, raccoon piss, or johnnys hot 1 month rotted hot sour milk. If I breathe in from my nose I will most certainly vomit. I need a home remedy to not only get rid of this smell, but burn what just happened from my brain. I will not publically disclose details from this experience as I am a gentleman. Everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect, however, if you would like info so you can avoid this nasty department, I will privately give you info. She is a kind soul and I enjoyed my time with her, but it would be irresponsible not to make a strong effort and express fear caution to all so that you may be aware. I wish this on no man, not even my worst enemy. I am in the fetal position.[/QUOTE]Oh geez. Sorry you had to deal with that. I guess we've all been there to one degree or another, but sounds like yours was a worst-case scenario.
After having a few similar, but less-traumatic experiences years ago, I now always do a sniff-test before going down south. A little finger action, followed by a discrete finger-sniff tells me whether to proceed or abort and keep my face at a safe distance.
