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It pays to trust your instincts. Today, it paid big time for me. After a no-go with Tyler, I dreamt about Jelly Bean. A very sweet dream.

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Getting closer to her spot, called and asked her to wear a short mini-skirt. No problem, she says.

Met her at the spot and she came down and got in my car. The skirt was soooo tight and sooo short, her panties showed clearly when she got in (sexy as hell). Seriously tempted to opt for a car dream.

Drove to her room, got out, went up, chit chat for a bit. After LEO check out of the way, I ask her if she BBBJ and to my slight surprise, yeah. No problem. Awesome! Sold.

This girl has a great, fun personality. Eager to please is a cliche, but she was just that. I knew it the minute she started kissing on my neck, then chest after I hugged her. Then, I went for DFK and she kissed me passionately.

She followed my directions well in front of the mirror while I was enjoying her body, but she kept trying to get my dick in her mouth. LOL. I'd let her take it, then pull her back up to touch on that body, then she'd get her head back down there again. Tough problem, right?

Finally, I just let her go for it. On her knees in front of the mirror going at it. I asked her if she would be a good girl and let me cum in her mouth and she nodded her head, with my dick still in her mouth. Jerked off in her mouth and she was on it, tounge licking my fingers (damn, I love that).

Brought her to the bed, put her head down, then f**ked her mouth till I popped my load. She took it, played with it, then swallowed (didn't even ask her to).

Got up and we chit chatted some more. Then, she showed me pics of her black gf, who she gets down with. And she looks sexy too. Next time, I'll try both together.

Only did qv, so only opted for BBBJCIM. Next time, will dream longer and take my time.

Body: 7 / 10. Attitude: 10/10. DFK: 8 / 10. BBBJCIM: 9 / 10.

Sadly, she said she's only in town for a few days before going to Atlanta. But, said she might be back in Orlando soon after. Hope so, but based on past experience (and just my luck) probably not. Said she was very new to this. I could tell. Seemed to like sex and not business-like. I just hope the game is kind to her and don't run her down. Seems like a great person. So, be good to her and hopefully she'll stay sweet and have more fun with us.

Stay safe and monger on.

DPM.

[QUOTE=DaPoonMan;2159707]It pays to trust your instincts. Today, it paid big time for me. After a no-go with Tyler, I dreamt about Jelly Bean. A very sweet dream.

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Getting closer to her spot, called and asked her to wear a short mini-skirt. No problem, she says.

Met her at the spot and she came down and got in my car. The skirt was soooo tight and sooo short, her panties showed clearly when she got in (sexy as hell). Seriously tempted to opt for a car dream.

Drove to her room, got out, went up, chit chat for a bit. After LEO check out of the way, I ask her if she BBBJ and to my slight surprise, yeah. No problem. Awesome! Sold.

This girl has a great, fun personality. Eager to please is a cliche, but she was just that. I knew it the minute she started kissing on my neck, then chest after I hugged her. Then, I went for DFK and she kissed me passionately.

She followed my directions well in front of the mirror while I was enjoying her body, but she kept trying to get my dick in her mouth. LOL. I'd let her take it, then pull her back up to touch on that body, then she'd get her head back down there again. Tough problem, right?

Finally, I just let her go for it. On her knees in front of the mirror going at it. I asked her if she would be a good girl and let me cum in her mouth and she nodded her head, with my dick still in her mouth. Jerked off in her mouth and she was on it, tounge licking my fingers (damn, I love that).

Brought her to the bed, put her head down, then f**ked her mouth till I popped my load. She took it, played with it, then swallowed (didn't even ask her to).

Got up and we chit chatted some more. Then, she showed me pics of her black gf, who she gets down with. And she looks sexy too. Next time, I'll try both together.

Only did qv, so only opted for BBBJCIM. Next time, will dream longer and take my time.

Body: 7 / 10. Attitude: 10/10. DFK: 8 / 10. BBBJCIM: 9 / 10.

Sadly, she said she's only in town for a few days before going to Atlanta. But, said she might be back in Orlando soon after. Hope so, but based on past experience (and just my luck) probably not. Said she was very new to this. I could tell. Seemed to like sex and not business-like. I just hope the game is kind to her and don't run her down. Seems like a great person. So, be good to her and hopefully she'll stay sweet and have more fun with us.

Stay safe and monger on.

DPM.[/QUOTE]Great review, but you left out donation info!

Saw her ad for awhile and decided to give her a try.

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Was looking for something early in the AM and she obliged. Got to my location within 30 min, not sure if she drove herself. Defiantly the girl in the pics, but she has added a few pounds around the hips. Great attitude & very friendly. Looked really cute in her dress and heals. If you like short & bigger girls, she is the one for you. Spent about 1/2 with her. Would repeat based on the attitude.

While I am partial to redheads (love that Kat! This one worries me. In her BP ad pix, there is a tube of toothpaste intended for small children. Always creeps me out if the SP may have little kids around. I realize some have them, just don't like evidence of them around.

Too bad, looks like an amazing, tight body.

[QUOTE=DaPoonMan;2159636]Set up some time with this lovely. Been eying her for a while. Nice girl. Didn't partake, but passing on the intel to my fellow mongers.

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She met me outside and must have just come from pool. Towel wrapped around her body.

Got her upstairs and she undresses to show me a tight, thin, sexy ass spinner body draped in a bikini.

LEO check out of the way, she starts to lay on the bed. I respectfully told her I wanted to see her by the mirror so I could see that body. She thought I was speaking greek or latin or klingon. Said she has a way to do things and for me to lay on the bed.

Red flag for me. If I had money to burn, I might have let it play out and see where it went. I damn well may have missed out on a great, erotic experience (or dodged a mechanical bullet). But, funds are tight and if I drop my hard-earned coins, I'm going to make sure I have it the way I want it. Don't we all? Told her maybe next time and left.

Just wanted to pass on the intel to my brothers. No juicy details, but I can say she's real, she matches the pics on the ad, and she's cute with a nice, thin body. She didn't have an attitude, but was business-like. I may have said something that spooked her or she got nervous or cautious. Or maybe she's just all business. Who knows. YMMV, as it always does.

Peace.

DPM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaPoonMan;2159636]Set up some time with this lovely. Been eying her for a while. Nice girl. Didn't partake, but passing on the intel to my fellow mongers.

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She met me outside and must have just come from pool. Towel wrapped around her body.

Got her upstairs and she undresses to show me a tight, thin, sexy ass spinner body draped in a bikini.

LEO check out of the way, she starts to lay on the bed. I respectfully told her I wanted to see her by the mirror so I could see that body. She thought I was speaking greek or latin or klingon. Said she has a way to do things and for me to lay on the bed.

Red flag for me. If I had money to burn, I might have let it play out and see where it went. I damn well may have missed out on a great, erotic experience (or dodged a mechanical bullet). But, funds are tight and if I drop my hard-earned coins, I'm going to make sure I have it the way I want it. Don't we all? Told her maybe next time and left.

Just wanted to pass on the intel to my brothers. No juicy details, but I can say she's real, she matches the pics on the ad, and she's cute with a nice, thin body. She didn't have an attitude, but was business-like. I may have said something that spooked her or she got nervous or cautious. Or maybe she's just all business. Who knows. YMMV, as it always does.

Peace.

DPM.[/QUOTE]You definitely missed out my friend. Tyler is awesome!

I promise baby I will get 4 star hotel this time ok? You would not come see me at my 3 star hotel so will you come see me at my 4 star hotel. I will be getting one this weekend baby ok? I will be seeing a few providers.

And I would love to see you, sweetie. But which lady will you be? The one in your original ad from a month ago, or, the one in this new ad??

Please advise.

JaguarXF.

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I've read all the positive reviews on a particular provider on here by our mongers. I took the plunge to set up an appointment with her. I texted her the night before to set up the appointment and texted her 4 hours before the appointment to confirm it and she gave me the general location. It was 45 minutes out when I texted her I would be heading out, no response. I gave her the benefits of the doubt and since there were so many positive feedbacks for her, I thought she was super busy and booked back-to-back client or something. I'm 15 minutes away from the giving location. I decided to call her but she didn't pick up, 15 minutes passed and I've parked near by the giving location, texted her a few times and respectfully ask her to send me a simple reply via text / call. I didn't hear anything so I've called her, still nothing. I had this happened to me before where a provider cell phone died, fell asleep, etc, I was being nice and thought to myself, maybe something like that happen. So I waited for about 20 minutes after our initial appointment time and I was looking for other providers in the area at the same time. Out of the blue, she sent me a text saying she had passed out. It sucks to play the waiting game and I thought she would appreciate the fact that I was nice enough to wait for 20 minutes after our appointment and dint drive off to see any other provider yet. I told her I'm still around the area and would love to see her. She sent me back with a text; I kid you not "still?" I guess she meant what the hell are you still doing here after I blew you off 20 minutes ago.

I bet she thought I was some kind of creep / loser or some where along that line to sat in my car and wait for her. I'm sorry that I was a nice guy and giving a provider a benefit of a doubt.

I don't know if she is going to read this or she is even on this board and I don't want to ruin anyone reputation and trouble her earning so I'm not going put any name out there. I understand providers can't please everyone and I respectfully accepted her decision not to see me.

To the provider, if you are reading this. I would like to ask you. What is your definition of a creeper / loser? I'm an educated man that has always treated women with respect and integrity but I guess if that's what your definition of a creeper / loser then maybe I am.

Lesson of the day:

Nice guys always get the short end, yes even in this game, and the asshole gets the girl.

Stay Safe.

I'm out.

DK.

She's legit! Not LEO & not a natural ginger.

Inbox me.

TEB.

[QUOTE=MosinNagant;2160265]While I am partial to redheads (love that Kat! This one worries me. In her BP ad pix, there is a tube of toothpaste intended for small children. Always creeps me out if the SP may have little kids around. I realize some have them, just don't like evidence of them around.

Too bad, looks like an amazing, tight body.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IinnerStrength;2159374]That is the Paris that I am referring to.[/QUOTE]This girl is incredible! Saw her in Dayton, OH. She is a can't miss. Check my post count, PM is fine too. You just can't do any better than her. Sweet, sexy, knows what she is doing and the body. Those sweet little moans still ring in my ear!

I do have slightly ulterior motive, as she has a trip planned back to Ohio if she saves up enough. Do her, yourself and Ohio a favor and go see her! And if you don't think you can trust me. The Buckeyes suck!! Go Canes!!

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My S\O is on a biz trip and I have the free time to try once again to hook up with the ever elusive Maddie who has been a mystery to all of us here on this board. Her pics are very accurate, a petite blonde spinner I would say 5'-0" 100-105 lbs with beautiful firm be-Cups, flat tight stomach and an ass to die for. Great attitude, takes her time at first to establish the mood. Started off with some DFK and things got heated up quick, other than the CBJ it was close to a PSE with her performance, never watched the clock and stayed 5-10 min. Over the 30 min. Session. She drove herself and says she is independent. Could be YMMV as you don't see her ads up very often as she has plenty of regulars who she picks and chooses. She gave me the go ahead to write this review as she has room for a few more regs. I would recommend any of you who feel confident of yourself to schedule a visit with her. You will be glad you did. I can't wait to see her again only next time I want a full hour with her....150hh..... I think 200h!

Hello my fellow Eskimo brothers! The nuts here with a great dream to share. Text to start, with very quick responses and a playful flirty attitude of her willingness to please. I love that. She accommodated my appt request and was very punctual. I love a girl that keeps her appt times. She even asked me if I had any clothing requests? Awesome. So we meet up in our dream at her safe incall. Place was a tad unkempt but it didn't bother me. She had on a sexy number and her pics are 100% accurate. Nice body and great enthusiasm! I opted for a qv dream at 80 cumquats and that was just great for me. BBBJ 8/10. GFE 10/10. Hygiene 10/10 what a sweet little package she was! K9 10/10! I cleaned up and we chatted some more. She hugged me and asked me to let the fellas know she is legit and has only been in the dreaming biz a week. Oh, and she's not that shy anymore LOL.

Mongers she has the nuts stamp of approval and I will return. Happy mongering my Eskimo brothers, and remember to watch your 6. Nuts out!

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I had a dream about Brittney even thought the latest reviews on TER were worrying. Really easy to set up - 2 call system. She was staying at a really nice hotel. She met me at her hotel room door and she is the girl in the pics. A miracle for BP. She is a really sweet girl, unrushed, nice and very layed back with no drama. Her pics don't do her justice, she is much better in the flesh.

She told me that the previous reviews on TER were from another girl trying to mess things up for her. As we all know these things happen (their really is no need for this kind of drama in this business. All anyone wants is a good time) and I saw no signs of anything but a really good time. As she said, why would she record the meetings if LE found the tapes she would be straight to jail.

I would highly recommend her, my best experience in O-Town so far. She did tell me that she would be heading down to Miami soon so if you're were on the fence. Jump off.

I dreamt for hh at 160 marios.

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Happy hunting.

The Cheese (was supposed to be The Big Cheese but that was to long for a profile name).

[QUOTE=DriftKing;2161194]I've read all the positive reviews on a particular provider on here by our mongers. I took the plunge to set up an appointment with her. I texted her the night before to set up the appointment and texted her 4 hours before the appointment to confirm it and she gave me the general location. It was 45 minutes out when I texted her I would be heading out, no response. I gave her the benefits of the doubt and since there were so many positive feedbacks for her, I thought she was super busy and booked back-to-back client or something. I'm 15 minutes away from the giving location. I decided to call her but she didn't pick up, 15 minutes passed and I've parked near by the giving location, texted her a few times and respectfully ask her to send me a simple reply via text / call. I didn't hear anything so I've called her, still nothing. I had this happened to me before where a provider cell phone died, fell asleep, etc, I was being nice and thought to myself, maybe something like that happen. So I waited for about 20 minutes after our initial appointment time and I was looking for other providers in the area at the same time. Out of the blue, she sent me a text saying she had passed out. It sucks to play the waiting game and I thought she would appreciate the fact that I was nice enough to wait for 20 minutes after our appointment and dint drive off to see any other provider yet. I told her I'm still around the area and would love to see her. She sent me back with a text; I kid you not "still?" I guess she meant what the hell are you still doing here after I blew you off 20 minutes ago.

I bet she thought I was some kind of creep / loser or some where along that line to sat in my car and wait for her. I'm sorry that I was a nice guy and giving a provider a benefit of a doubt.

I don't know if she is going to read this or she is even on this board and I don't want to ruin anyone reputation and trouble her earning so I'm not going put any name out there. I understand providers can't please everyone and I respectfully accepted her decision not to see me.

To the provider, if you are reading this. I would like to ask you. What is your definition of a creeper / loser? I'm an educated man that has always treated women with respect and integrity but I guess if that's what your definition of a creeper / loser then maybe I am.

Lesson of the day:

Nice guys always get the short end, yes even in this game, and the asshole gets the girl.

Stay Safe.

I'm out.

DK.[/QUOTE]DK, it's all part of the game. Although I am not a senior member here, I am a very established VIP member on another board.

I was spending time in Orlando several weeks ago. I did my research, pm'd the ladies, text them, and even spoke to them on the phone. I offered references, phone numbers and even included a link to the sight where I am a trusted member. We set the time I planned my driving from So. Fl. To Orlando so I would arrive on time. I was supposed to get a text with the address, it never came!! This happened to not once but 3 separate times. For me not knowing Orlando well I am not willing to chance a BP encounter.

As for reviews, remember, reviews are ONE persons encounter, what they did (and didn't really happen). Reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt. Try to find other review, compare what you read, ask questions through back channel and last but not least remember YMMV always applies.

As much as I would love to see some of the talent in Orlando when I am visiting, I am not going to jump thru hoops. After all, my money is just as green as those who live in Orlando. If the SP doesn't want it so be it.

TJMHAPPY.

[QUOTE=Raider1687;2161432]This girl is incredible! Saw her in Dayton, OH. She is a can't miss. Check my post count, PM is fine too. You just can't do any better than her. Sweet, sexy, knows what she is doing and the body. Those sweet little moans still ring in my ear!

I do have slightly ulterior motive, as she has a trip planned back to Ohio if she saves up enough. Do her, yourself and Ohio a favor and go see her! And if you don't think you can trust me. The Buckeyes suck!! Go Canes!!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/take-a-trip-to-paris-yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-bet-ca-m-20/10835282[/QUOTE]My good man from "O"hio even though I am sporting a "Canes " tag or decal on my whips central Florida is mostly reptile country. Not wanting to get off topic your post scared the crap out of me. Members of the Tribe I recently had a "yellow flag" moment on my home field. Being the nice guy that I am I was headed to help a damsel in distress. Almost homeless in need of some Mario coins as badly as I needed some Coochie. I stopped by a grocery store on the way, picked up some food items. She stands me up. Now for my mistake. I put the food items in the pantry at the home field. My WIDE receiver finds strange food items. To the best of her knowledge I have not bought groceries in 15 years. Players learn from my oops. I should have just thrown that stuff out, dropped off at a friend or anything but take to my field. Thank goodness this yellow laundry thrown by the "back judge" was just for an "illegal procedure"and not a "personal foul". While I am not on "T Rowe P" lockdown with no funds, phone tracker, short leach I am avoiding any "illegal motion" until after Aug 1. I spoke with little Paris today. Thank goodness she is not going anywhere at least until after my time in my own "penalty box" is over. Now to work on my excuse for a four hour jailbreak. One hour commute each way. Might be time to join a "balling" oh I meant bowling league. Stay safe Amigos. Learn from my error. Do not do anything out of the normal routine. Cheers Jesse.

Gents,

Let me put the record straight. Vanessa does not have track marks or signs of drug use. She come from an orphan background and was once a cutter. That explains the marks on her arms. I spent 30 minutes with her this afternoon and she is a sweet heart. She has a boyfriend and everything is covered including CBJ. She can be a bit business like but I think over time she will open up to the right regulars. She is as cute as her pictures and provides a nice experience although YMMV. For SM that are not in good standing with Savannah stay away because Vanessa is located in the same incall. If you know what I mean. For everyone else give her try, enjoy and help her out.

OJ.

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