Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jcn1965;5992640]Maybe you misunderstood or I didn't convey my point well. When you see a certain provider often you build a relationship. Now here in Richmond the options are limited so don't have a rotation of providers? Or are you constantly seeing new ones? I view the hobby as what it is business transaction. I don't get emotionally attached but it also helps when the person you fucking knows what you like to get you off. Common sense. Be safe.[/QUOTE]I don't see anything wrong with it being a transaction but you get what you pay for.

Standard service Standard tip.

Igore / Quasimodo Tax.

Dirty Ass Tax.

Premium Service Higher Tip.

If you rotate Standard / Standard you can't go wrong.

If you don't rotate and wonder why standard / standard only gets standard well.

Stopped by 3rd last night, 2 new girls Lily & Linda. I ended up with lily, probably late 40's, hard to tell with these Asian women. Massage was half ass, lots of just pushing on my back, but her attitude and willingness to please was great. Started off with BBBJ, cfs Mish, K9 and then finished with BBBJ. She had a great attitude and was very flirty. She definitely isn't a knock out and she's a little thicker, but I would repeat just because she had such a great attitude and really got into it.

Linda. I didn't have a dream about her, but I did see her when I was there. She is around the same age as lily, tall & thin. I can't really speak on her, but she did seem very nice and flirty as well in the short amount of time I meet her. I will probably try and go by and see Linda this weekend to see who's better.

Hey guys, recently moved back to the area and was hoping to find some recommendations on a few private providers. So far I've checked out sisters and had decent dreams but looking for something a little more regular when I'm too lazy to do research haha. Feel free to inbox me. Thanks!

[QUOTE=KNockturnal;5994503]Hey guys, recently moved back to the area and was hoping to find some recommendations on a few private providers. So far I've checked out sisters and had decent dreams but looking for something a little more regular when I'm too lazy to do research haha. Feel free to inbox me. Thanks![/QUOTE]Well you sure know how to make friends. I bet your inbox is flooded with info. LOL. I think this forum is for the exchange (I know you won't Google definition) of information. Just RTFF and you will find plenty on here. Trust me if you post good Intel your receive good Intel.

[QUOTE=GlockEm17;5995045]Well you sure know how to make friends. I bet your inbox is flooded with info. LOL. I think this forum is for the exchange (I know you won't Google definition) of information. Just RTFF and you will find plenty on here. Trust me if you post good Intel your receive good Intel.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warm reception LOL. Point taken. I'll see what I can do.

[QUOTE=BowTieGuy394;5993535]Same owner. I'm a huge fan of these shops, have had great massages and very friendly ladies. No complaints about the facilities or services.

(except the last session with Anna at Polo. Please let me know when she rotates out. Could have sworn she sharpened her elbows with pool chalk before the session started.).

Been told by a little birdy owner checks this forum. So bear that in mind when sharing (or over-sharing).[/QUOTE]Come on man, every owner and every chick watches this forum, I've been in with one that showed me a review and asked if it was me. They are ALL looking.

[QUOTE=JohnnyVa70;5989470]This may seem like a weird request on this forum. I am looking for a place to get a great massage. Sure, the HE would be nice to get too. But I really want a good massage first.[/QUOTE]Coco massage has been my go to for a good massage for a year now. I have seen 3 different masseuse there and they have all been great. I like the ladies there so be kind to them. Last time I went there, one of them was telling me that some people have been not so nice to them. Some have even tried to skip on tips. .4 hh / .6 h No jack hammer he.

I was at Blue Sky a few days ago, getting massaged by Wendy for the first (and I guess last) time. I heard someone come in the door asking about Wendy. When it became clear she was busy this customer got irritated and became a little pissy. He went on about how he made an appointment and showed up on time and was told to wait 15 minutes and then 10 minutes and she still wasn't ready and so on and so forth. Wendy left my room, came back and asked me if some other girl could finish with me, and I told her No.

Obviously I have no idea who was out there throwing a low grade temper tantrum, but gentlemen, remember the establishments and services you are seeking. You are not making a reservation for s haircut here. Someone who gets talked about as much as Wendy is bound to become popular and busy. She's not going to pass on someone who is standing in front of her because she's got an appointment scheduled in 15 minutes who may or may not even show up. My advise: if you insist on seeing someone in particular, and she's not quite ready, then sit politely and wait—don't make an issue out of it. It's in everyone's best interest that there's not even a hint of frustration or anger while inside these establishments.

[QUOTE=THXengineer;5995641]I was at Blue Sky a few days ago, getting massaged by Wendy for the first (and I guess last) time. I heard someone come in the door asking about Wendy. When it became clear she was busy this customer got irritated and became a little pissy. He went on about how he made an appointment and showed up on time and was told to wait 15 minutes and then 10 minutes and she still wasn't ready and so on and so forth. Wendy left my room, came back and asked me if some other girl could finish with me, and I told her No.

Obviously I have no idea who was out there throwing a low grade temper tantrum, but gentlemen, remember the establishments and services you are seeking. You are not making a reservation for s haircut here. Someone who gets talked about as much as Wendy is bound to become popular and busy. She's not going to pass on someone who is standing in front of her because she's got an appointment scheduled in 15 minutes who may or may not even show up. My advise: if you insist on seeing someone in particular, and she's not quite ready, then sit politely and waitdon't make an issue out of it. It's in everyone's best interest that there's not even a hint of frustration or anger while inside these establishments.[/QUOTE]Yeah, they have to deal with No-Shows and liars too. I called and made an appt. One time at an AMP and when I got there, My girl was about ready to start with some other guy. They asked him if he called and made the appt. And he lied and said YES. They checked phone numbers and confirmed I was the one who called and made the appt. So my girl, left him and took care of me. No reason to get upset with the girls. Treat them nice guys. Alot of them are in this business because they were physically abused in China.

[QUOTE=RotoRooter1;5993649]Stopped by 3rd last night, 2 new girls Lily & Linda. I ended up with lily, probably late 40's, hard to tell with these Asian women. Massage was half ass, lots of just pushing on my back, but her attitude and willingness to please was great. Started off with BBBJ, cfs Mish, K9 and then finished with BBBJ. She had a great attitude and was very flirty. She definitely isn't a knock out and she's a little thicker, but I would repeat just because she had such a great attitude and really got into it.

Linda. I didn't have a dream about her, but I did see her when I was there. She is around the same age as lily, tall & thin. I can't really speak on her, but she did seem very nice and flirty as well in the short amount of time I meet her. I will probably try and go by and see Linda this weekend to see who's better.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;5995818]What was the damage?[/QUOTE]Hhr - 140 out the door.

Has anyone had any luck getting prostate action at Polo? Having a hard time finding anyone to do this here in Richmond now.

The W is interested in getting a couples massage together. Does anyone have any experience or recommendations? Open to non-AMPs.

[QUOTE=THXengineer;5995641]I was at Blue Sky a few days ago, getting massaged by Wendy for the first (and I guess last) time. I heard someone come in the door asking about Wendy. When it became clear she was busy this customer got irritated and became a little pissy. He went on about how he made an appointment and showed up on time and was told to wait 15 minutes and then 10 minutes and she still wasn't ready and so on and so forth. Wendy left my room, came back and asked me if some other girl could finish with me, and I told her No....[/QUOTE]When I was a newbie monger I tried to make appointments. Not once did they honor the appointment unless they weren't busy anyway when I showed up at the appointed time. Often, you aren't even talking with someone at the store. And, they are always going to say "yes" - they want you to come in. The problem for them is that they get "stood up" more than half the time. You make an appointment for 5 PM and someone shows up at 4:55 PM they have a choice of sending a sure thing out to door to someone else (are you really going to come back in an hour?) and then getting stood up = no money. For an AMP worker, the bird in the hand is always worth more because the 2 in the Bush is only a 50% (or even less) chance of happening.

There is one store in town that actually will honor an appointment in that if you walk in at 4:45 PM and they have an appointment at 5 PM then they will tell you 'no'. (But if you show up at 4:30 P they will give you a 25-minute 30-minute massage.) This is Classic Massage at Parham & Patterson. Also, to just walk in you'll have to ignore their ad and sign on the door that say "Appointments only".

In this case I might have said yes for the good will factor and hope they'd remember I did them a solid at my next visit -would at least gotten me some more smiles (I'd hope).

I've long ago tried doing appointments. The answer is always "We not busy- you come" Or, "Yes, that is OK time".

Now, funny story: I went to an AMP and the younger girl was busy and I got the Older Mama. Fine by me, that is my preference. Mama and I were hitting it up, great teasing when the cable guy rang the bell to fix their Internet (you know, my luck, I show up in his 4 hour window). Mama says "No problem, other girl is finished with her customer, she finish for you". In comes this 22 year old tits on a stick 10/10 girl -younger than my daughter (this was in NY where they actually have hot AMP workers). Hell, for a second I thought this woman, this girl, was in high school. Mama thought she was doing me a solid. But, I'm a 65+ year old fat dude -I was embarrassed as hell, tried to coverup with a towel and lost my wood. Sorry, there's something in my genetics won't let me be touched by someone younger than my 30 year old daughter. Another reason I don't make appointments: I never have any AMP luck.

So I tried 3rd for the first time on the first. Had too much money and not a lot of sense. Getting in and out was relatively easy, went straight back to the room. The massage was more like a rubdown, I admittedly was not looking for a massage too much this time, but usually I like a really good massage. The HE is just the refresher. In this instance, I wanted a relatively safe way to FS. So after the rubdown, I flip. Lots of teasing, blowjob was decent and she was responsive enough that I didn't lose my hardon. Last AMP I got FS at, I just was not feeling it and had her finish me off with oil and jackhammer. I think the benefit here is that she seemed into it.

I don't really get names because I cycle AMPs, I'm trying to find my go-to. But I don't think I've posted in here so here are some quick reviews of places I've been. I always get hour sessions, and the going rate is 60, so I'll post what I've tipped unless it was an exception.

Mountain seems to attract a lot of attention from LEO. That being said, the location is nice because it's a very small strip of shops on a back road with limited street lights at night so there is some privacy. That being said, I think it gets the attention it does because of the church literally next door. The few times I've been there I've enjoyed myself, but at the time, it was the only FS place I knew of till I found this website. That being said, similar to 3rd, the massage is an illusion, everyone knows you're there for the FS. I've busted fast here and one time I legitimately got so embarrassed at how fast I exploded I ran out. I haven't been back since. 40 HE, 80/100 BJ, 140 FS.

Comfort was my go-to for the longest time. It was actually my first AMP. Small shopping center, but dark and secluded at night. I've always had relaxing experiences here. They have the punch card and will write the provider's name on the card but I've legit haven't gone often enough to see if the punch card checks out. A solid place to get a good massage, they will do hard pressure and have bars for back walking. This is the only spot I've gotten a table shower, they aren't for me but I was curious. Nursing was on the table. 40 for HE.

I can't remember the name, but it's the one across from Chesterfield mall by the restaurant Tres Machos. The shopping center itself is not well lit at night, and getting in and out is easy. It was one of my firsts as a hobbyist and honestly, I didn't like it. Everything was the standard 40 HE, but I just wasn't enjoying the vibe of the place. It's adequate but nothing to write home about.

Polo was the one I went to before 3rd, and I think I got Wendy, no clue honestly, but what a good massage. Like, I think I wrote a review already but I legit think I would have been happy without the HE, I've never felt so refreshed after walking out of an AMP. Solid A+ massage. My provider did allow nursing and it was just a soothing HE. As for the location, I went during the day, again, not a well-lit shopping center but the restaurant right next door with outdoor seating can be a turn-off. Honestly, half the battle is thinking someone's going to judge you but fuck it, just walk in there and enjoy yourself. Live your life. I don't remember if I paid 40/60 for HE, but truthfully, the massage was so good I'm okay with having paid 60.

Cleaners are the closest AMP to where I live, a quick 10-minute drive and I can hit up an ATM on the way there. That being said, it's in a HIGH traffic area, I mean there are always people moving around and the shopping center is well-lit. As of right now, you can get FS, but one of the first times I went I didn't get FS even though the lingerie implied you could. The last time I went it was just. Bleh. Like I was firm in that I really wanted a BJ, but she wasn't doing that, offered up FS, but I only had 100. She still took 100 for FS, but I had lost any desire midway through, I'm hesitant to go back because of that experience. She said if I come back, remember it's 140 FS. HE is 40.

Cary by VCU was walkable distance to me from my old place, but I never went. I finally did and just not worth it. Their advertisements say you can get a HE, but I really did not get one. Also the location is by VCU with like shitty parking nearby. I tipped 20, I won't be back. The massage was good though but I was just disappointed. They also charged 70 for an hour.

The old bank spot at that weird crossroads, this one is open till 11 pm. I went during the day though. It is not very well-lit at night and looks abandoned. It's annoying to turn into from the street. I won't be back though, it's fine inside I guess? But I've never been hustled so well and that annoyed me. I was getting it from one provider, the second came in and they hustled me into four hands. That was nice, there was nursing, but to this day I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not. I think this is the most I've spent at an AMP. Did I enjoy myself? Yes. Am I going to go back? I don't know. What's funny is that it was empty when I went in, then like 3 more mongers showed up as I was leaving.

I think these are all the ones I've been to, but I feel like I'm missing one. As always your YMMV. I'm always respectful when I'm there, but I keep it transactional.