Massage Parlor Reports

Had a eureka moment and realized I'd seen this girl before. She used to shade out her eyes on her pictures. I saw her a while back at some notel. I'll give a report now.

Came in room. Asked me to shower with her and I thought this could be a lot of fun. No touching in shower. She was kind of germaphobe. She uses a weird mix of cheap lotion and water. Left me feeling greasy. She looks close to her pics but add another 15-20 lbs. Cute but not hot. She was however drama filled and I detect a bit of craziness. She complained entire time how much she hates giving massages and that she hated her life. She was so bad I was ready to just tell her stop. Little head told me let her finish and it was so uninspired that I barely got going. I prefer women who enjoy what they are doing and make it fun for customer, not one who complains and does a disinterested robotic ending. YMMV but I will never go back.

That being said, she may have cleaned her self up and got on some happy pills. She seems to be legit now but I'd still pass as massage was a 4 on 1-10 scale at best.

Be safe and happy hunting.

Whynot80.

[QUOTE=WhyNot80; 1357397]Seems like a legit massage most likely but I'll be trying her my next day I'm off (which should be in next week or so). Anybody else try her yet?

[url]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/2794499083.html[/url]

Whynot80[/QUOTE]

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/a-truely-amazing-massage/7556300[/url]

8th report.

Called Lisa to set up an appointment. Her location is in the Westport area in a nice hotel and is safe, secure, and clean. Lisa is African American. 5'2-5'3, 170lbs, C-D cup ta-taas, very big backside, and short to mid length black hair. For a visual you should definitely think Nell Carter but not as big. The price was $55 INITIALLY. After getting undressed, she gives a very good massage on the back. Uses oil and knows what she is doing. No teasing at all, but a very good massage. On the flip, again, very good massage and no teasing. When she is finished and she hasn't touched the main member yet, she asks would I like a HE. I answer yes, and she tell me it's an extra $10. If you want to touch those huge ta-taas that is also an extra $10 as well. I just went with the HE and was very pleased. She said that many people don't fully read her ads, and after rereading it, it does state that extra services start at $10. She is not very talkative but that's a plus in my book. Safe location, good massage, good price $65, huge ta-taas, and you get the full hour. A good option and is probably one of the ones I will repeat. Per her ad, she performs massages at two different locations so check the dates carefully in her ads so you go to the correct location if you decide to schedule an appointment with her.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics for you guys.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

9th report.

From Sept 2011.

Called Kaylee & set up appointment. She is in a high rise off Grand by St. Louis Univ. Safe and secure. Kaylee is about 5'3, 130lbs, with light brown eyes, B cup ta-taas, and slim. For a visual, think of the actress Regina King but not as attractive. Price was $100 for one hour. Got undressed and she started massage. Very nice massage, with scented oil. Lots of teasing of the boys while on my stomach. On the flip, very good chest, and leg massage. Lots of teasing of the main member with lots of oil involved. HE was very good, no complaints from me! Kaylee is kinda quiet and focuses on giving you a good massage. A nice addition to your massage rotation in my opinion.

Hope this review helps you guys and that I've covered the basics.

I finally reached out to Kaylee in December but her phone message indicated she had moved to Florida (Tampa area). I checked her BP ad and all her ads are now based near Tampa.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1360337][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

9th report.

From Sept 2011.

Called Kaylee & set up appointment. She is in a high rise off Grand by St. Louis Univ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bret M69;1361476]I finally reached out to Kaylee in December but her phone message indicated she had moved to Florida (Tampa area). I checked her BP ad and all her ads are now based near Tampa.[/QUOTE]She did move to Tampa but she visits every 2-3 months for a few days. Well worth the visit!

I completely forgot about this one, probably selectively.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/?layout=full[/url]

I recognized the crazy as soon as I saw the ad. When I was trying to book I thought that would make it fun.

When you call and book she tells you come in here back door, take off your shoes, take the few stairs up to the right into the kitchen and announce yourself so she can 'awe' you with her entrance.

I would bet money she is a man and that she wants you to take off your shoes so it is harder to run away.

[QUOTE=JTimberlake;1358861]I saw Debbie first time Friday. I can't argue with most of what you are saying, however, I will return. My HE also inlcuded BBBJ and then covered CG and Mish. To each his own, but for a 55-60 year old, she performed well taking care of the HE.[/QUOTE]Very nice person. Had a tummy tuck few years ago and used to work with another person. I have not seen in a long time because of travel, but sounds like she may have gained a little more weight.

B

[QUOTE=Lovethatbob; 1356445]Actually NOT new at what she's doing. Everything else you mention is pretty much on target. I first saw her about 5 years ago when she was pretty convenient to my locations. She was in Manchester about 3 miles west of 270 in an apartment. Then she moved to an apartment near Page and Lindbergh. Now she's way out 70 west, and that is way too far to go for her handjob. At 40, it was a fun 15 minute interlude now and then.

I think she added the breast treatment maybe 3 years ago. But those are just huge glands, not that interesting as their just huge fat deposits on her huge frame.

If you're in St. Peters, then she's a minor attraction. But driving more than 15 minutes for her work is not a value, IMHO.

LTB[/QUOTE]I think we are talking about Christine here. She used to give massage on her couch. Me and her on couch was not much room. She is BBW but pretty.

B

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-college-girl-mia-21/7625206[/url]

TGTBT? I couldn't find anything on her and tineye had nothing either.

[QUOTE=WhyNot80; 1362739][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-college-girl-mia-21/7625206[/url]

TGTBT? I couldn't find anything on her and tineye had nothing either.[/QUOTE]Sent email and did a trace on the reply IP. IP is private but registers in Wichita (nearest AT&T server) so she could still be legit. Says she'll do 80 half hour and 120 full hour. Asked for more pics. Stay tuned.

11th report.

This report is about Pink, the provider in Centreville, Il off Route 3. Go to door and Pink greets me & takes me by the hand to the backroom of a rather rundown looking parlor. The room that she provides the massage in is ok, but it puts you in the mind of an unfinished basement in a very old house. Pink is about 5'2-5'3, 125-135lbs, B cup ta-taas. For a visual think of any stereotypical asian fun girl from any movie you've seen over the years and thats her. Paid $40. On the back Pink gives the BEST massage I've received from any provider and from any legit massage parlor. She does this thing where she gets behind you kneeling on the table, tells you to relax your head while she puts one hand on top of your head & her other hand underneath your jaw, and snaps your neck! It took me by surprise, but it felt good! She also popped my back as well! She pays a lot of attention to the boys while on your stomach. On the flip she asks what was I looking for. I told her just the HE would be sufficient. Lots of oil leads to a very slurpy HE. I would repeat just for the massage, but per previous reports on this site, Pink has had many unprotected customer experiences. If you want a great massage with a HE & more on the table, this is your choice. The building she operates out of leaves a lot to be desired however. I apologize but there is no ad for her on backpage, you will need to google her or check previous reports for additional info.

I hope this reivew helps and that I've covered the basics.

Just the facts.

Pics are real. Donation a bit steep at $.5 but she will not rush you. Clean & pleasant place. Mutual touch OK. Clearly not a trained MT but good and not skimpy on attention where needed. French / Russian finish is very good. [url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/veronica-come-see-me-today-hot-blonde-big-real-breast-34/7429453[/url]

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lay-back-relax-and-let-my-sensuous-hands-do-the-work-55/5887939[/url]

12th report.

Madame Gean is African American. 55-60yr. 5'4-5'6, 170-185lbs, med length hair, C cup ta-taas. For a visual think of the lady from the Pine Sol commercials, but not as big. Nice, clean location on the South side, off Kingshighway. Very nice lady who is also very personable. Decorative jazzy setup in her living room where she performs the massage. Probably the best setup I've experienced in the world of seeking the perfect HE. Price was $120, which was more than I wanted to pay but hey, I can't be a cheap skate all the time can I? Massage on the back is very good, uses scented oils and does a lot of teasing on the boys. On the flip, more teasing. She does this thing where she takes the main member & uses her fingernails on it WITHOUT scratching you up. It's a different sensation and it made me open my eyes WIDE! LOL. Feels good though. More teasing leads to a very satisfying HE. No mention of more being offered, but that's not my thing anyway. Warm towel clean up. Other than the price being more than I like paying, massage is highly recommended. Speaking of price, am I the only guy on the board who wants to find a rotation of maybe 5-6 providers who give good massages, HE, at least average looking with C-D cups, average size backside, and DON'T charge more than $70? (smile) I know, pipe dream huh?

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.

Ok 5th street st charles AMP. Ok its close to my work I like a good massage so I go there maybe every other week. Same little Chinese lady dede seems to grab me and gets me a room. Ok lotta teasing then the flip got her to oil the twins up. But never the pole. So I tap on her shoulder and motion for her to come closer so I can whisper in her ear. She giggles and leans towards me. So I said I need you to please jack me off. She kisses my ear and whispers I no can know. Then says next time I blow you! So anyway I take care of the raging boner myself she watches and cleans it up. Fast forward return trip I'm here to collect. Now massage and flip I'm looking at her and smiling with solid wood so I reminded her about the last time. So she put my hand on it and motioned for me to hold it strait up so I did. LOL sure enough she kinda puckered her lips from about 2feet away and begain to blow at my cock like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So I guess she wasn't kidding she would blow me next time. As weird as it was still a hella massage LOL.

[QUOTE=Donny Brasso;1363808]Ok 5th street st charles AMP. Ok its close to my work I like a good massage so I go there maybe every other week. Same little Chinese lady dede seems to grab me and gets me a room. Ok lotta teasing then the flip got her to oil the twins up. But never the pole. So I tap on her shoulder and motion for her to come closer so I can whisper in her ear. She giggles and leans towards me. So I said I need you to please jack me off. She kisses my ear and whispers I no can know. Then says next time I blow you! So anyway I take care of the raging boner myself she watches and cleans it up. Fast forward return trip I'm here to collect. Now massage and flip I'm looking at her and smiling with solid wood so I reminded her about the last time. So she put my hand on it and motioned for me to hold it strait up so I did. LOL sure enough she kinda puckered her lips from about 2feet away and begain to blow at my cock like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So I guess she wasn't kidding she would blow me next time. As weird as it was still a hella massage LOL.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of this youtube video. LOL.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btheeIEDIrE[/url]

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1362845]11th report.

This report is about Pink, the provider in Centreville, Il off Route 3. Go to door and Pink greets me & takes me by the hand to the backroom of a rather rundown looking parlor. The room that she provides the massage in is ok, but it puts you in the mind of an unfinished basement in a very old house. Pink is about 5'2-5'3, 125-135lbs, B cup ta-taas. For a visual think of any stereotypical asian fun girl from any movie you've seen over the years and thats her. Paid $40. On the back Pink gives the BEST massage I've received from any provider and from any legit massage parlor. She does this thing where she gets behind you kneeling on the table, tells you to relax your head while she puts one hand on top of your head & her other hand underneath your jaw, and snaps your neck! It took me by surprise, but it felt good! She also popped my back as well! She pays a lot of attention to the boys while on your stomach. On the flip she asks what was I looking for. I told her just the HE would be sufficient. Lots of oil leads to a very slurpy HE. I would repeat just for the massage, but per previous reports on this site, Pink has had many unprotected customer experiences. If you want a great massage with a HE & more on the table, this is your choice. The building she operates out of leaves a lot to be desired however. I apologize but there is no ad for her on backpage, you will need to google her or check previous reports for additional info.

I hope this reivew helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]My experience with Pink was similar but hardly the best massage ever. She did crack my neck back and shoulders but the massage itself was short rough and non relaxing. I paid for an hour and she didn't spend more than 15 minutes massaging me front and back. The rest of the session was just as rushed as the massage. As with all situations its YMMV.

[QUOTE=Chopperdan; 1363939]Reminds me of this youtube video. LOL.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btheeIEDIrE[/url][/QUOTE]I'm assuming the little cute Asian Girl doesn't work there also?

Does anyone have contact info on Andrea in south city? I keep hearing good reviews on her and am willing to try her out.

Thanks

Actually, I understand if her phone number can't be given out. But is there any other way she can be contacted? IF she is comparable to Dee that would make my day.

So many good things about her.

[QUOTE=Brad 243;1364212]I'm assuming the little cute Asian Girl doesn't work there also?[/QUOTE]She does work there. LOL she's really no fun. In fact got mad and kinda slapped my hand when I tried to put her hand on it.

13th report.

I apologize but I don't remember the correct spelling of this providers name, nor was I able to find the ad on backpage to post the link.

Her name is Caretesin or Caretin, she is a white female, blonde hair. 5'9-5'11, 190-205lbs, C cup ta-taas, big, very jiggly backside. 25-30years old. She is located in a hotel off Kingshighway, close to the Central West End. Hotel is safe & secure. Rate was $100. No massage at all, she went straight into CBJ and after about 5 mins wanted to know if I wanted FS. I declined and she continued with CBJ. In between taking breaks of the CBJ, she told me she had just moved here from California. After about 15mins of CBJ she indicated her mouth was tired and went into a stroked HE. Not a lot of info to divulge regarding this one guys. For a visual think of the Madame in the movie Sucker Punch, with blonde hair and not as attractive. She didn't do anything great, but I can't say she did anything bad either. Just a very basic everything. Don't think I will repeat. If you like tall blondes with meat on their bones, here you go.

Hope this review helps, but don't know if it will. Hope I covered the basics.

I couldn't find info so I TOFTT. Girl was cute. IMHO I would say hottest massage girl I've seen. That being said, price a little high at 120. No touching below waist. HJ HE and nothing else available. I'd probably pass on round two but YMMV. She is a sweet nice girl so that's a plus. PM with any questions you may have.

Whynot80.

[QUOTE=Stl26;1362781]Sent email and did a trace on the reply IP. IP is private but registers in Wichita (nearest AT&T server) so she could still be legit. Says she'll do 80 half hour and 120 full hour. Asked for more pics. Stay tuned.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I have enjoyed and appreciated all the posts. The info is very helpful in the hunt. So I guess I need to contribute and maybe help out others as they have helped me.

Report #1 Dee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/dee-will-be-out-of-the-office-due-to-a-total-hip-replacement-til-the-last-week-of-jan-hopefully/7428709[/url]

As most of everyone on her, I am sure they have either dreamed or read about her. So what I share is probably no surprise. She is WF, over 50+, thin frame, big rack and a very friendly person. Setting up appt was very easy, location is very safe, clean and discreet (office setting). Massage is decent, teasing is decent and at one point when you least expect your hand will magically rub up against her rack (her signature move). From there, you know it is own and popping. O, I did forget to mention that when you first arrive and you get comfortable she will too. ON the flip, lots of teasing and polite conversations on your likes / dislikes. Massage was decent and I left happy. Your choice on how happy. I declined on some. Overall, massage was about a 6 1/2, loved her energy but I prefer the younger type and less mileage.

Report #2.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-with-me/7339162[/url]

BF. 30+, around 5'2ish, average tone build, firm / big rack and backside. Location is not too far from Dave & Busters. Safe, very clean, discreet office type setting. Sensual massage only. Massage was very good with some teasing and I stress only some. She is super friendly, professional, kind and attentive. You will leave happy, but not much else. Touching is ok but be friendly / polite. Rating on massage maybe a 7 1/2. She hits you for $.20 and no upselling. O and picture is not her, but she looks very close to it.

Report #3 Kaylee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

Picture is her, so need to give her description. Location WAS near Fox theatre. I was because she has since moved to Tampa. Massage only was decent. Rack seemed to be fake and lumpy. Left happy but no energy or passion. Besides ending it was boring. I also dreamed of her friend that was BBW. She had more energy and huge rack, but was heavy all over too. I believe they both moved to Tampa. Too bad because they were close to the job and affordable.

Report #4 Faro.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-energy-therapy-58/1432652[/url]

Picture is her. Medium to heavy body frame. Location in bevo mill area. Discreet clean apt. I hate those squeeky stairs, makes you feel like your beening watched by someone in the other apts! Massage is good. She plays some sort of wierd music and gets into some type of spiritual zone when massaging. I enjoyed her skills but she is too much of a control freak. At some point, I like to give the directions and they just do as I say. She doesn't like that too much and sometimes even ignores my request. So that is immediate turnoff. However, she is good at what she does. The ending is where it gets little wierd. I think she believes she is conjuring up the gods or something. It was interesting the first time, but on 2nd visit it got to be a distraction. But if you can't find anyone else in your journey's, then she isn't a back 3 or 4 option for the day.

Report #4 Kelley.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massages-finest-incall-massage-service-30/3118497[/url]

She is 30+, BF. 5'8", medium build. Location is 270 / Olive W. Discreet, safe, clean apt. Attractive, friendly, very professional and easy to hold a conversation with. I must say this she gives the BEST massage I had EVER. I am serious and not promoting. I am just giving the facts. She mentioned she use to teach massage classes at some school. And trust me, she isn't lying! I rate her massage skills a 9. 25. I can't give her a 10 because that would mean from head to toe it was perfect and I have yet to experience that. But boy ole boy can she give the best massage. Massage is in the bottom level of her townhouse / apt. Very clean. On stomach she didn't tease as much as I like, but everything else was great. On flip, she didn't miss a spot. Lite touching was ok, but for visual of rack going to cost ya. But not touching. Total $.30 If you like a REAL massage, with little teasing but leave happy then this one is a winner and a keeper.

Report #5 Courtney.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/andgtandgtandgtandgthotandsexyandgt-pleasure-girlandltandltandlt-314-306-9457andltandlt-247-let-courtney-play-24/3698016[/url]

Pictures are NOT her, but they are very close. 24ish. 5'5ish, BF (could be mixed) , very attractive and kind of a shy personality. I only dreamed one time, so really don't know if more is on menu but I got the impression is was NOT. Massage was good, teasing decent and didn't mind me giving directions. On flip, she was also good and took directions well after I was hit with an upsell. I only did it because I thought was VERY attractive. I got to say she was perfect from head to toes and I like some pretty toes. Opps, too much info. Ok, back to reality: No mutual touching, but visual was fine enough for me. Body tats were sexy. I give that body a 9 1/2. Ending was good I just wish more was on the menu. And her shyness was cute at first but come the end it got to be a problem for me. Overall, too pricy for happy massage only. $.60.

Report #6.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-with-the-best-you-deserve-the-total-package-70-daytime-special-till-2-38/7544319[/url]

Pictures are her, but they don't reveal enough. She is 38 going on 52. Not very attractive, slim frame and a horrible case of smoking too much. Location is creepy and unorganized (best word I can think of). Not a total mess, but not so pretty. Massage was horrible. I repeat horrible. NO skills at all. What a waste of time. You will leave happy, but you will want to hurry up finish and leave. Nothing else on the menu, but that is probably a good thing. Don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1362845]11th report.

This report is about Pink, the provider in Centreville, Il off Route 3. Go to door and Pink greets me & takes me by the hand to the backroom of a rather rundown looking parlor. The room that she provides the massage in is ok, but it puts you in the mind of an unfinished basement in a very old house. Pink is about 5'2-5'3, 125-135lbs, B cup ta-taas. For a visual think of any stereotypical asian fun girl from any movie you've seen over the years and thats her. Paid $40. On the back Pink gives the BEST massage I've received from any provider and from any legit massage parlor. She does this thing where she gets behind you kneeling on the table, tells you to relax your head while she puts one hand on top of your head & her other hand underneath your jaw, and snaps your neck! It took me by surprise, but it felt good! She also popped my back as well! She pays a lot of attention to the boys while on your stomach. On the flip she asks what was I looking for. I told her just the HE would be sufficient. Lots of oil leads to a very slurpy HE. I would repeat just for the massage, but per previous reports on this site, Pink has had many unprotected customer experiences. If you want a great massage with a HE & more on the table, this is your choice. The building she operates out of leaves a lot to be desired however. I apologize but there is no ad for her on backpage, you will need to google her or check previous reports for additional info.

I hope this reivew helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I've never head had a dream with pink for f / s due to same reservation, but the slurp is awesome and <knock on wood never had any problems afterwards whatsoever.

If her sister is playing mamasan (they have frequent falling outs) you did well to get out at 40. If pink is there alone, she is happy to get 40. Or so my dreams have always gone.

Should you see here again, tell her superman says Hello. I'm sure she would let you take a peak inside her mouth for an inspection prior to the fact. She will bring a rubber but personally I pass in all my dreams.

[QUOTE=Donny Brasso;1363808]Ok 5th street st charles AMP. Ok its close to my work I like a good massage so I go there maybe every other week. Same little Chinese lady dede seems to grab me and gets me a room. Ok lotta teasing then the flip got her to oil the twins up. But never the pole. So I tap on her shoulder and motion for her to come closer so I can whisper in her ear. She giggles and leans towards me. So I said I need you to please jack me off. She kisses my ear and whispers I no can know. Then says next time I blow you! So anyway I take care of the raging boner myself she watches and cleans it up. Fast forward return trip I'm here to collect. Now massage and flip I'm looking at her and smiling with solid wood so I reminded her about the last time. So she put my hand on it and motioned for me to hold it strait up so I did. LOL sure enough she kinda puckered her lips from about 2feet away and begain to blow at my cock like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So I guess she wasn't kidding she would blow me next time. As weird as it was still a hella massage LOL.[/QUOTE]Yeah the owner here got busted before so her employees are under strict orders. But they know whats up. Most I ever got out of them was a phone number with a "can I arrange a girl for you" written on the note. I didn't partake.

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz; 1364911]Ok, I have enjoyed and appreciated all the posts. The info is very helpful in the hunt. So I guess I need to contribute and maybe help out others as they have helped me.

Report #3 Kaylee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

Picture is her, so need to give her description. Location WAS near Fox theatre. I was because she has since moved to Tampa. Massage only was decent. Rack seemed to be fake and lumpy. Left happy but no energy or passion. Besides ending it was boring. I also dreamed of her friend that was BBW. She had more energy and huge rack, but was heavy all over too. I believe they both moved to Tampa. Too bad because they were close to the job and affordable.[/QUOTE]Took her out on a date a couple times but did the typical blow off thing. Just got too busy and landed a g / f. If your young enough, just hit penny pitcher night at humps. Plenty of potential there!

(that's wed night BTW)

I never returned after she posted a menu on the wall of services. Sounded like a setup to me.

Go bilikens;.

The partially open blinds with the high rise building to the south seemed like a setup to me. The apartment / office still had a plaque on the door with the name of a local coal company. I fingered the kitty and it smelled too funky for me. The whole scene seemed surreal.

[QUOTE=Xesta Ciose; 1365226]Took her out on a date a couple times but did the typical blow off thing. Just got too busy and landed a g / f. If your young enough, just hit penny pitcher night at humps. Plenty of potential there!

(that's wed night BTW)

I never returned after she posted a menu on the wall of services. Sounded like a setup to me.

Go bilikens; .[/QUOTE]

14th report.

Went to VIP salon off Route 3 in Centreville, Il. It's about a quarter mile away from Pink's salon. Greeted at the door by an older women who tells me $60 for one hour massage & body shampoo. I have the coupon from the RFT which knocks 5 bucks off. Led to back room & told to undress. Younger oriental women comes in, who is 5'0-5'1, C cup ta-taas which surprised me because I have never seen a woman of Asian descent with breasts that large, (they were fake, but they looked good on her) no backside to speak off, and she was rather cute. She definitely did not have that worn out look that Pink has, but that could be because she was at least 15 years younger than Pink. Great soapy body shampoo with mucho teasing in all the correct areas. On the flip, she made sure to wash the main member very thoroughly. Dried me off and led me back to the massage room. Decent massage on the back. On the flip, with the main guy in her hands stroking him softly, she asks what am I looking for. I tell her HE & she responds $100. No way in the world I"m paying that, so I tell her I thought the $60 covered the HE. She tells me that goes to the older lady who greeted me and that only the money I tip her goes in her pocket. I tell her I don't have anymore money on me. She says next time bring more money & proceeds to give me a very nice HE. The body massage & the body shampoo are worth the $60 but no way I'm paying ANYONE an additional $100 for a HE. So my opinion is opt for the $60 body shampoo & massage and say you don't have more money because in my opinion, no HE is worth $100, $160 if you include the initial $60 you pay at the door.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.

15th report.

This brief report is regarding the Sunrise Massage Spa located on Olive. This is a legit massage parlor and they do give great massages. With that being said, no matter how stiff your main member gets, nothing more is available on the menu. To quote Forrest Gump "And that's all I have to say about that".

Hope this review helps anyone who thinks more is on the menu and that I've covered the basics.

Look at their ad and Evergreen's ad in the RFT. They have the same license number. I recall someone posting that this AMP was connected to Sunrise and if you were an old regular from Cindy's U City AMP days, extras were available. I've been there a half a dozen times and never got extra attention whenever I flashed wood but maybe that's just Anna. I haven't been back for over a year.

BTW, a masseuse at Evergreen told me she gets to keep $40 from a $70 90 minute massage. These girls aren't hungry enough, IMO.

[QUOTE=Xesta Ciose;1365223]Yeah the owner here got busted before so her employees are under strict orders. But they know whats up. Most I ever got out of them was a phone number with a "can I arrange a girl for you" written on the note. I didn't partake.[/QUOTE]

I've been meaning to try Dee but I always heard she was flabby instead of thin. Anyway she's now out on medical leave according to her BP ad.

Ever wonder how many BP ads are using fake license numbers?

Google ""missouri division of professional registration licensee search" and click on the first search result.

I'm not linking to that site because they'd be able to see this page as the referring page.

[QUOTE=Chet Font;1365707]I've been meaning to try Dee but I always heard she was flabby instead of thin. Anyway she's now out on medical leave according to her BP ad.[/QUOTE]Oh, without a doubt she is no prize in the looks department but has a loyal following

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz; 1364911]Ok, I have enjoyed and appreciated all the posts. The info is very helpful in the hunt. So I guess I need to contribute and maybe help out others as they have helped me.

Report #1 Dee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/dee-will-be-out-of-the-office-due-to-a-total-hip-replacement-til-the-last-week-of-jan-hopefully/7428709[/url]

As most of everyone on her, I am sure they have either dreamed or read about her. So what I share is probably no surprise. She is WF, over 50+, thin frame, big rack and a very friendly person. Setting up appt was very easy, location is very safe, clean and discreet (office setting). Massage is decent, teasing is decent and at one point when you least expect your hand will magically rub up against her rack (her signature move). From there, you know it is own and popping. O, I did forget to mention that when you first arrive and you get comfortable she will too. ON the flip, lots of teasing and polite conversations on your likes / dislikes. Massage was decent and I left happy. Your choice on how happy. I declined on some. Overall, massage was about a 6 1/2, loved her energy but I prefer the younger type and less mileage.

Report #2.

Good reports Free. My only addition is that when I left Kelleys place, I had oil all over me. I did not ask for a shower but that's one thing I'd rather not deal with. Great massage, best teasing, way too much oil.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1365693]14th report.

Went to VIP salon off Route 3 in Centreville, Il. It's about a quarter mile away from Pink's salon. Greeted at the door by an older women who tells me $60 for one hour massage & body shampoo. I have the coupon from the RFT which knocks 5 bucks off. Led to back room & told to undress. Younger oriental women comes in, who is 5'0-5'1, C cup ta-taas which surprised me because I have never seen a woman of Asian descent with breasts that large, (they were fake, but they looked good on her) no backside to speak off, and she was rather cute. She definitely did not have that worn out look that Pink has, but that could be because she was at least 15 years younger than Pink. Great soapy body shampoo with mucho teasing in all the correct areas. On the flip, she made sure to wash the main member very thoroughly. Dried me off and led me back to the massage room. Decent massage on the back. On the flip, with the main guy in her hands stroking him softly, she asks what am I looking for. I tell her HE & she responds $100. No way in the world I"m paying that, so I tell her I thought the $60 covered the HE. She tells me that goes to the older lady who greeted me and that only the money I tip her goes in her pocket. I tell her I don't have anymore money on me. She says next time bring more money & proceeds to give me a very nice HE. The body massage & the body shampoo are worth the $60 but no way I'm paying ANYONE an additional $100 for a HE. So my opinion is opt for the $60 body shampoo & massage and say you don't have more money because in my opinion, no HE is worth $100, $160 if you include the initial $60 you pay at the door.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]160 is going rate for f / s at VIP.

200 anal.

80 HJ with finger up pooter

60 CBJ.

Or so any alleged dreams have came.

Also I'm told you have B squad during the day so if you are going to fork 160 then ask for a pageant.

I dreamt a record of 60 for f / s but had to play stupid and kiss her passionately on the mouth (no tongue). She said wow. But she was young too. Like late 20, s it was awesome!

Johnygadget provided an earlier report about this advertiser on BP.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/male-pampering-lounge-let-me-pamper-your-body-1000-me-25/4109467[/url]

I visited around the same time as I had not seen his report prior to my visit. I agree with nearly everything he said in his report but I came to a different conclusion.

I called the phone number on my way home from work one day and there was no answer. Phone went to voice mail but then I got a message that the voice mailbox was full. I waited until the top of the hour to call again figuring she was with a client and got the same voice mailbox full message. About 15 minutes later my phone rang and it was her returning my call. She mentioned that she saw I had called and was just returning my call. I then asked about the availability of an appointment and we agreed upon a time. Her ad says West County but she is clearly in North County, not too far from the airport. It is in a safe residential neighborhood. She has a very strong accent which I found out later is because she grew up in Louisiana. She is difficult to understand at first. A long time ago, I worked with someone from the same area and there are some words that I have to have repeated multiple times before I can understand what is being said.

She instructed me to the general area and then to call when I was close so she could give me directions to her house. Although I was still having a hard time understanding her, I did and she guided me to her driveway.

When I arrived, I came to the same conclusion that this was not the girl pictured, but I will say that it could have been her pictures from several years ago. I can't say that her face is unattractive, but her appearance is not striking and now that I reflect, it would probably be difficult for me to identify her in a crowd.

The Nuru massage is done on an air mattress. She showed me to the room and had me undress. She was moving in and out taking care of her dog and then she also undressed. She did not go into any detail as to touching so I was not quite sure what to expect. She also explained that she was out of the nuru gel but would use a combination of oils and lotions to simulate the effect.

I looked up nuru and it is a kelp based lotion that stays very slippery for a long time. It clings together without being sticky. I guess the origination of the nuru massage is Japanese. If you look it up online you can see that the gel sells for between 20 and 45 dollars. I asked where she learned about it and she said it was while she was in San Diego. I recall hearing of it one other time but I don't remember if anyone here in St. Louis was doing it or not. Her advertisement alludes to this being something from the Caribbean or West Indies so I guess I was expecting her to have been from one of these places but that doesn't seem to be the case.

She prepped the mattress by applying some oil and lotion to it and had me lay down. Not knowing what to do, I laid down on my stomach figuring she would do my back first. She put some lotion and oil on my back and on herself and then laid on top of me and proceeded to slide around. After a very short time, she asked if a wanted to turn over. Of course, I was fully erect at this point and she laid on top of me and rubbed (slid around on top of me) every which way. After a while, as the oils and lotion mixed, it started to get very slippery. As we proceeded, I felt comfortable touching her all over as she did me, but without any fingering.

So, please understand. I am with a young, attractive female. We are both totally naked. She is laying on top of me and I am fully erect the entire time as she slides around on top. She is massaging my dick with her breasts, buttocks, stomach. All that being said, her motions were never really erotic. Johnygadget mentioned that he thought she may have been retarded and I understand how he would come to that conclusion. I don't think that is the case from our conversations but I would say that she exhibited a child-like demeanor. You are probably wondering how it is possible to be in full bodily contact with a young female for an extended period and say that she was not being erotic or sensual, but that is exactly what it was. However; it's probably safe to say that had she acted in a more sensual way, I would have climaxed within minutes. It's probably best she did what she did and I think she knew exactly what she was doing.

So we did the slip and slide for about 40. 45 minutes. As the substance gets more slippery, it becomes more difficult to even stay on the mattress. We were both laughing and having a good time. Several times throughout, as my groin area contacted hers, and with both of us being fully lubricated, I realized that one slip in the wrong direction could easily end up with me penetrating her. Her playful, innocent manner helped keep that thought at bay. Then, about 45 minutes after we started, she gets some more lotion on her hands, reaches over to Mr. Happy and proceeds with a remarkable HJ that didn't take very long as I had been aroused and stimulated for the last 45 minutes. She helped me clean up and led me to the shower so I could get all the oil and lotion off. I did not have the opportunity to see if there was anything else on the menu. If I repeat, I may ask that up front, now that I know what to expect.

We talked a few minutes after. She mentioned that she has a Thai girl friend who she is hoping to have join her this summer. She also said that she does not even try to clean up the mattresses. She buys a new one for every two customers and uses each side just once. And she mentioned that if I repeat, she will make sure to have the real nuru gel if I ask for it. She keeps the house very clean and I was never uncomfortable other than at the beginning when I wasn't really sure what to do. The price is more than I like to spend, but considering her costs (assuming authentic nuru gel and regularly replacing air mattresses) , I guess I can't complain. I would consider repeating, especially if she has two girls at once and the real gel. Not sure that I will be a regular, but that has more to do with price than anything else.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/professional-massage-mixed-with-sensual-expertise-incall-out-call-21/7651500[/url]

I dreamed I decided to TOFT. In my dream, I called up Liz she answered promptly and we scheduled a time. Noticed she was rather polite, called me sir which was certainly different. Called again when on the way, unfortunately she misunderstood me the first time and scheduled someone else but I could just come a bit later. Annoyed I rescheduled, meanwhile she was still quite polite and calling me sir. No big deal so I went. Met at her cheap motel in commercial part of south county. She looks like in the picture, average face except her hair was more unkempt. Not a small chick but thick and curvy, the kind you want to doggy. Not repulsive though. The first thing she does is disinfect the table in front me to let me know it was clean (admittedly this was reassuring). Next was a bit strange, she makes me rinse off in the shower-with her. She wants to make sure I am clean and she rinses as well. Apparently she is into clean hygiene due to a few nasty customers. I actually respect this and since I get to get in with her naked, I do it. She wanted me to soap my balls and ass, I laugh and tell her to do it for me and she does! Her ad makes it seem like she is a pro at massages so I was hoping for the best. Not the case. She heated up some water and mixed it with lotion and basically made a slick concoction with a crappy, but thorough massage. Very disappointing, seeing as how she is supposedly trained as per her ad. Keep in mind she is nude the whole time, and the warm slick concoction came in handy with the finish though! Wouldn't allow anything else besides basic surface roaming on my part. She was talkative and pleasant, not a crack head or stick up artist. If you are looking for a good massage then pass, if you want a happy ending for less than a benjamin, no upselling, and don't mind all the hygiene formalities, from a nude chick with a big butt, then go ahead. She said she won't be around long. I probably won't repeat.

Tried to dream of Dee in St Charles. Lots of positive reviews. My appt time came and went and no answer at the door, no answer on the phone. What gives? Any past dreamers have insight?

[QUOTE=HowardTheDuck;1369567]Tried to dream of Dee in St Charles. Lots of positive reviews. My appt time came and went and no answer at the door, no answer on the phone. What gives? Any past dreamers have insight?[/QUOTE]That is very unusal for Dee. That is a first. Maybe she had an emergency. Give her a few days and call back. Sure she will make up for it.

[QUOTE=HowardTheDuck;1369567]Tried to dream of Dee in St Charles. Lots of positive reviews. My appt time came and went and no answer at the door, no answer on the phone. What gives? Any past dreamers have insight?[/QUOTE]Dee is out on a medical.