Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Ronnie720;5857371]They look like linebackers.[/QUOTE]Then I want extras from linebackers are.

Was at BF after 11 last Saturday. No parking spaces left. Peeps parking anywhere. Paid $20 cover and found an empty seat. 20-30 girls, all naked, bending over on stage or on floor. For any guy with a dollar. Is this a great country or what? Didn't get extras. But didn't spend a penny besides cover either. Just sat and gawked at several dozen pussies and assholes spread wide for more than an hour. There were actually too many pussies in my face to pick one to play with. We should all have such a problem.

For all the fans of Allure's "Summer" (worked here about a year ago for the few before that) tall, long blonde hair, curvy, big perfect breasts, and round ass. I ran into her at a publix in st Pete. Normally I wouldn't say anything in public to stripper but she was alone as was I. I just said hi hope everything's great etc etc. She looked better than I remember. I asked if she was at a club and she said no she was doing private appointments. For info PM ME.

Out and about Saturday afternoon. Stopped at the Brass, I was the only customer. One bored girl sat with me and entertained me with stories of OTC guys who end up becoming stalkers. Who'd have thunk it? She showed me texts from some creepy MFer, who kept telling her he loved her and couldn't wait to smell her again. Might have been named Joe? Anyhow after an hour I couldn't take it anymore so I left.

Went to Vue, 5 guys no girls. 2 younger guys already hammered and loud. I hate amateurs, didn't even finish my beer.

Pops. Oh boy. 7 girls plus the wildebeast. Sat at the bar having a beer, a girl I've known for awhile joined me to fill me in on her lifes problems. After 20 minutes or so she was hit on by a guy wanting a dance which was fine with me. Saw a hot blond on stage, went up to tip her. She scooted her ass up to me which I thought was nice. Until I saw the growth between her ass and pussy. Don't know what it is but that did me in. Ran back to the safety of the bar and my beer. Girl number one finished her private dance and came back to me to tell me more of her problems. She kept looking at some young dude sitting in a booth. I encouraged her to go hit on him, she said no. Another patron came over and whispered in her ear, she asked me if I minded if she went in back with him. Fine by me. Another young lady came by and joined me, during our conversation I noticed the young dude in the booth kept looking at me. I made a comment, my new friend informed me the dude is the husband of girl number one. WTF.

I didn't spend alot of money but I sure had alot of laughs.

[QUOTE=Dragon527;5855284]Curious. YOU did call the cops and file a report? I mean screw the club, you're life was threatened as well as your passenger. Even though he fled the scene chances are he didn't go far and the could be chance local cop will know who the homeless is in the area. This time happened to be at a strip club but could easily be the Denny's down the street or somewhere.[/QUOTE]If there is an assault of an employee or customer on the club's property, they can be held civilly liable if they fail to provide a reasonably safe environment, such as no parking lot lighting, no offer to walk employees or clients to their cars at night in a suspect neighborhood, yadi yadi ya. Just like anywhere else. It doesn't matter if it is a club employee, a patron or someone random outside. I hope that waitress AT THE LEAST, tells her employer so they can put together an employee safety plan for the future! There are always troublemakers to be found along US 19 from Holiday to Hudson.

[QUOTE=HandfulMe;5866230]If there is an assault of an employee or customer on the club's property, they can be held civilly liable if they fail to provide a reasonably safe environment, such as no parking lot lighting, no offer to walk employees or clients to their cars at night in a suspect neighborhood, yadi yadi ya. Just like anywhere else. It doesn't matter if it is a club employee, a patron or someone random outside. I hope that waitress AT THE LEAST, tells her employer so they can put together an employee safety plan for the future! There are always troublemakers to be found along US 19 from Holiday to Hudson.[/QUOTE]In my 30 plus years of attempting to enjoy the clubs, things can and will happen not just in but out of a strip club. My experiences have been the following though they may vary depending on the city / county / agency you may encounter if you need help.

Accidents: lots of accidents happen especially on 19. If you get into an accident and have to call 911 from a strip club parking lot you may have to wait a while. Pasco County Sheriffs Office has a Memorandum of Understanding with FHP. Meaning if you have an accident and the injuries are not life threatening, dispatch has been known to keep people waiting for hours on end.

Car break in's and assaults: my bartender buddy whom I was giving a ride to informed me of the following policy where she works. Similar to my corporate restaurant policy. Before police are called employees must get approval from ownership / management to review videos and paperwork before calling police. The reason for the red tape and procedures is that depending on the agency, some municipalities will charge a club a bill for each police response. And if police classify a business as a public nuisance (Chick Fill A, Wal-Mart) police may take their own sweet time getting there. My insurance covered my damage. But man its a Sh#t show out there.

Tow trucks: My bartender buddy has roadside assistance thru her insurance company. But when her car wouldn't start, she was told that her insurance was unable to negotiate with a driver to come out to that part of USA 19. Was told to call each tow company and ask for a receipt to be reimbursed. Took her forever because the first 4 tow truck companies wouldn't come out there. The one she went with charged a hazard fee.

Its just getting too crazy out here. You know Pasco County is run amock when you find an electronic ankle monitor cut off in the parking lot. Again. Rolling methlab vans in the parking lots, homeless spraying numbers 1 and 2 all over, drug needles. Is the risk worth the reward?

Seriously stay safe.

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;5865395]Out and about Saturday afternoon. Stopped at the Brass, I was the only customer. One bored girl sat with me and entertained me with stories of OTC guys who end up becoming stalkers. Who'd have thunk it? She showed me texts from some creepy MFer, who kept telling her he loved her and couldn't wait to smell her again. Might have been named Joe? Anyhow after an hour I couldn't take it anymore so I left.

Went to Vue, 5 guys no girls. 2 younger guys already hammered and loud. I hate amateurs, didn't even finish my beer.

Pops. Oh boy. 7 girls plus the wildebeast. Sat at the bar having a beer, a girl I've known for awhile joined me to fill me in on her lifes problems. After 20 minutes or so she was hit on by a guy wanting a dance which was fine with me. Saw a hot blond on stage, went up to tip her. She scooted her ass up to me which I thought was nice. Until I saw the growth between her ass and pussy. Don't know what it is but that did me in. Ran back to the safety of the bar and my beer. Girl number one finished her private dance and came back to me to tell me more of her problems. She kept looking at some young dude sitting in a booth. I encouraged her to go hit on him, she said no. Another patron came over and whispered in her ear, she asked me if I minded if she went in back with him. Fine by me. Another young lady came by and joined me, during our conversation I noticed the young dude in the booth kept looking at me. I made a comment, my new friend informed me the dude is the husband of girl number one. WTF.

I didn't spend alot of money but I sure had alot of laughs.[/QUOTE]Your strip club reports are the only reason I come back to the Pasco section.

[QUOTE=BufordsSink;5868973]Your strip club reports are the only reason I come back to the Pasco section.[/QUOTE]For sure LtAtlas reports are informative and entertaining.

Anyone know if Lotus from Brass Flamingo is dancing anywhere else? She has a great body and is very friendly. She hasn't been in Brass the last few weeks so any info would be appreciated. For anyone interested, Mariah who danced at Brass can now be found during the day at Lollipops. Lollipops has been picking up customers (as well as girls from other clubs) recently but sadly most times I walk in during the afternoon shift there are no girls on stage, just hanging out with guys at the bar. There are now some pretty decent looking girls there, along with the not so attractive ones. Drinks are reasonable and when there are girls on stage it's a good place to visit.

I needed beer and hit up Allure around 330 pm. Not best talent but were around 8 girls. I chatted with Sky, younger girl with pretty face, nice tits but bigger than generally like. She was fun in back. I would repeat if favorites not there again.

[QUOTE=PaulHamnet;5853241]2nd time trying to post. My waitress friend who I was giving a ride home after work and I were jumped by a homeless man.

White male he's got sunburn bald mid to late 30's. Black shirt dirty light brown pants. Tried to back out of the strip club parking lot and he placed is bike to try and stop us. He took a small ax out of his backpack and started swinging taking out a couple of my windows.

When his ax broke he even attempted to head butt thru my window demanding money.

Don't want my friend retaliated against but it's a club right off us 19. That's her job, how she pays the rent.

We both escaped with some bumps and bruises but I'm retiring from the club scene.

Almost getting killed is not worth going.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Not trying to be "inter-webs tough guy" but I swear to g-d I would have moved my vehicle a little away from and than went pedal to the metal full speed at him with my car. I'm sorry but as a population we are too god damn PC and worried about what it may sound like saying a realistic solution to end the extreme drug addicted homeless population. Listen in medicine doctors are frequently telling advanced cancer patients that there cancer is too advanced and nothing will change there prognosis and all they can offer them or there family is comfort care. And these poor people didn't exactly get an option typically that would have prevented them from being at this point. Well why can't we put down these god damn serial offender drug addict bums down. They are beyond repairable. They screw over hard working residents of communities, in-danger those around them, spread disgusting diseases and are just a freaking burden on society. Nothing will ever change the ones with extreme cases of psychiatric illness and polysubstance abuse. I'm dead serious with the above being a legit solution for the government to fix this filth and burden. And certainly sick of my hard earned tax dollars being wasted on them directly and indirectly. Ok. Rant finished.

[QUOTE=LawDawg;5876323]I needed beer and hit up Allure. I chatted with Sky, younger girl with pretty face, nice tits but bigger than generally like. She was fun in back. I would repeat if favorites not there again.[/QUOTE]I've spent time with Skye twice; her physique isn't what I prefer, but her face, attitude and backroom attention makes her a must try.

As for my most recent Allure trip, I met a curvy, blonde Cuban that speaks very little English. We used her phone to translate, while her hands wandered to a happy spot. I decided to give a separate language a try and paid the room fee. She was very attentive and even cleaned up afterwards. Highly recommend--speaking Spanish optional!

It was Saturday afternoon and what else can a fella do? Time.

To feed the monkeys.

Brass: about 1300 hours, 2 girls 2 patrons. Young, pretty spinner came over and sat with me. Was having a pleasant conversation when I felt eyes glaring at me. Oh no! It's my Strip Club Wife!! (Didn't know.

I had one). A girl whom I've spent time with in back stomped over said she would get dressed and be right back and that "skank" better be gone. The spinner said "sorry" and disappeared. SCW started bitching about "that skinny ass *****. Doesn't even have any tits. I mean look at her and look at me! You and me have a connection!" Huh? The only connection I'm aware of had to do with my d—k and her mouth! Don't need another wife, told her to get over herself and left.

Vue: 2 very nice young ladies and about 8 patrons. Both girls were scooped up after they danced. Ellie the barmaid sensed my boredom and she got up on stage. Convinced her to get naked which she seldom does. So that was nice. After getting off stage she sat with me for a couple drinks. I enjoyed it, but she ain't going in back, so.

Pops. Packed. About a half dozen girls plus the Pig, a shitload of guys. My friend who whined in my ear last week picked up where she left off. Her new complaint was "nobody wants to f—k me anymore!" How is that even possible in a strip club? Unless, of course, you're constantly bitching. She eventually left to pee, I was approached by an older "girl next door type". Make that lady next door, she hasn't been a girl in a long time. But she had nice tits and I'd been drinking so we went in back. An overall good time, she wanted to give me digits. Wasn't THAT good of time. Plus I need to see what she looks like when I'm sober. A drunk dick sometimes has poor judgement.

LT.

There was a time when a dancer at a club who started abusing alcohol or drugs that staff and dancers would try to help out. Sometimes the intervention failed but as Bella / Tiffany who got caught up in the web are proof in their recent success that all they need is a little help. Bella was in Clearwater and now after drug problems reports in the st Pete forum show she's clean.

My bartender buddy informed me that another dancer Sarah who was friendly with Riley kept getting in trouble with drugs or fighting about drugs. Well sadly Riley will be gone for a few months. It's a shame that so many ladies in this area keep getting caught up in this mess.

As far as the parking lot incident is concerned, insurance covered the damage, and everyone lived to fight another day. Wasn't going to stick around fighting a tweaker that could pull out a needle or a gun next. As the recent Scores shooting in Tampa proves:

When in doubt of your safety.

Get out.

Seriously stay safe.

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;5881246]It was Saturday afternoon and what else can a fella do? Time.

To feed the monkeys.

Brass: about 1300 hours, 2 girls 2 patrons. Young, pretty spinner came over and sat with me. Was having a pleasant conversation when I felt eyes glaring at me. Oh no! It's my Strip Club Wife!! (Didn't know.

I had one). A girl whom I've spent time with in back stomped over said she would get dressed and be right back and that "skank" better be gone. The spinner said "sorry" and disappeared. SCW started bitching about "that skinny ass *****. Doesn't even have any tits. I mean look at her and look at me! You and me have a connection!" Huh? The only connection I'm aware of had to do with my dk and her mouth! Don't need another wife, told her to get over herself and left.

Vue: 2 very nice young ladies and about 8 patrons. Both girls were scooped up after they danced. Ellie the barmaid sensed my boredom and she got up on stage. Convinced her to get naked which she seldom does. So that was nice. After getting off stage she sat with me for a couple drinks. I enjoyed it, but she ain't going in back, so.

Pops. Packed. About a half dozen girls plus the Pig, a shitload of guys. My friend who whined in my ear last week picked up where she left off. Her new complaint was "nobody wants to fk me anymore!" How is that even possible in a strip club? Unless, of course, you're constantly bitching. She eventually left to pee, I was approached by an older "girl next door type". Make that lady next door, she hasn't been a girl in a long time. But she had nice tits and I'd been drinking so we went in back. An overall good time, she wanted to give me digits. Wasn't THAT good of time. Plus I need to see what she looks like when I'm sober. A drunk dick sometimes has poor judgement.

LT.[/QUOTE]Honestly, you have the best posts that take me to a place where I have been many times. Thank you.