Massage Parlor Reports

Nothing about this place is worth it. I am not sure f the other lady is better and I just got bad luck. I got there a short cubby lady greeted me. Went with the futon ($70 per hr) it's an old mattress of the floor had worst but definitely had better. Massage wasn't therapeutic at all no deep tissue, didn't get the knots out. The light touch was short lived with zero teasing. Not even the ass crack. No draping for %99 of the face down massage then on the flip all of a sudden we got to cover that thing up. She did let me touch her bare legs (in shorts) grab ass even slip a finger inside the shorts. I removed the draping offered the $40 even did the whole last time I saw you, you did it. (She thought I was there before but never was and won't return) Fuck you want to watch me fine DIY then she cleaned it up wit tissue. Funny enough she had no problem grabbing to move it out of the way to clean up the mess. WTF!! $10 tip and didn't even want to leave that. Saw a skinny lady on the way out didn't get a good look mostly likely older. But will probably try some other place next time unless someone has info on the skinny lady? Complete wait of time and money.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5368497]Check out 5 seasons massage. There's a woman in her 50's with an open menu. Place is hard to find and you have to walk through a maze to get to the master bedroom where you'll find a filthy bed full of cum stains and pubic hair infested with lice. You'll get off though which is more important.[/QUOTE]I'll keep driving around.

I'm wondering if anybody has had any experience with this massage provider. Anyone? I tend to be leery of out of state area codes and so I usually search them up. Her area code comes out of Los Angeles. But, if the pictures are real, she is exactly my type.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-by-sage/7327670666.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=SweetToof;5370733]I'm wondering if anybody has had any experience with this massage provider. Anyone? I tend to be leery of out of state area codes and so I usually search them up. Her area code comes out of Los Angeles. But, if the pictures are real, she is exactly my type.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-by-sage/7327670666.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I checked her number on sumo, she's been posting ads in MPLS since Nov 2019, before that she has some in Bismarck and KC. I'd bet she's legit, not sure how legit the pics are. In my experience, AA provider ads are not LEO. However, I have had bad experiences with AA ladies and I don't indulge unless she has legit positive reviews. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=SweetToof;5370733]I'm wondering if anybody has had any experience with this massage provider. Anyone? I tend to be leery of out of state area codes and so I usually search them up. Her area code comes out of Los Angeles. But, if the pictures are real, she is exactly my type.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-by-sage/7327670666.html[/URL][/QUOTE]She looks pretty hot. I'll bet it doesn't take long for her schedule to fill up. She's not brand new. She's advertised for the better part of 2021 if my memory serves me right.

I also believe she went by a different name prior to that. I reached out to her at one point, but didn't hear back from her, but she seems to be legit. By all means keep your spidey senses intact.

Please report back if you take her for a test drive.

Anyone know anything about Grace's massage in roseville? I seen a couple claims of He there on RM but not sure if theyre true.

Hit up a spot that's been a go to for me to get decent massage and a decent ending in Burnsville. I'm thinking maybe a change in management or some different people working it now because experience changed.

Massage Escape / Imperial / Violet / Relax Oasis (the latter is what it comes up as on google maps these days) over by Cub in the building with apartments above it. Usually I've gotten a really decent massage there but this last time it was light touch only by a different lady. I like light touch. For like 5 min before the flip. But after 30 min of having my ass crack and groin tickled I was bored and not aroused. I'll say that the HJ after the flip was good though. Took her time and worked the boys. Glad I only went for 45 min. I wish I flipped early just to get on with my day. Ladies I saw there were older.

I might give it a shot again and see whether they have any variety of ladies. Getting tired of the routine at new Eden with the two ladies I always see there.

Also, the joint off hwy 13 by Racks and that other bar (used to be Ninas) is boarded up. Not sure what happened but doesn't look like they are open any more.

[QUOTE=Mkj843;5372739]Anyone know anything about Grace's massage in roseville? I seen a couple claims of He there on RM but not sure if theyre true.[/QUOTE]Stay away!

Anyone ever been off of Bryant Ave?

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5378412]Anyone ever been off of Bryant Ave?[/QUOTE]A very good massage, however it is legit. No extras.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;5378486]A very good massage, however it is legit. No extras.[/QUOTE]Thanks my man, I canceled. Tried to check one out by Southdake it was closed. Ended up at in Champlin and J was surprisingly good to very good!

[QUOTE=BusterRon;5373840]Also, the joint off hwy 13 by Racks and that other bar (used to be Ninas) is boarded up. Not sure what happened but doesn't look like they are open any more.[/QUOTE]Update, drove by today and this place is open again. Must have had windows broken or something. I haven't been in there in years since service changed when mgmt changed a while back. But just in case anyone cares.

Ohh my, I went to one of favorite AMP in Burnsville, and got an amazing prostate massage with ball rubbing, ohh boy, I've been meaning to try that from stories my buddies tell me, I busted the biggest nut ever. I recommend you guys try it. No homo.

Are there any places that offer at least HE in St. Paul? Anywhere else I know is a drive over 30 min from where I am. It would be nice to have a decent spot in the city.

Are there any AMPs with at least HE in St. Paul or close? The only places I know are over a 30 min drive away. Has anyone gotten anything at Zaz or Zen in Roseville?