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Found "Sensual Kayla" on the BP "Women seeking Men" section. Should have known when I saw she had 5 ads in a row but I really wanted little head to get a tongue washing today.

So here is the transcript of my attempt. My recommendation. Skip this one.

"10:06 AM. Me: Saw your BP ad. Do you just offer massage? Can I get a lollipop too? .

10:06 AM +12035902594: Bye.

10:06 AM Me: OK sorry.

10:07 AM +12035902594: How old are you?

10:07 AM Me: 45.

10:11 AM +12035902594: Yikes. I expect that nonsense from the guys in their 20's.

10:12 AM +12035902594: Enjoy your day.

10:12 AM Me: "Lollipop" is slang for oral. Just trying to keep it DL.

10:13 AM 12035902594: I'm very aware what that means. Like I said I expect that nonsense from the younger men usually older men have a much better introduction than you gave have a Good day. ".

The fact that she is too discrete to engage in an explicit discussion of the services that she provide on the telephone is a reason to avoid her? To me, that would be a point in her favor. Someone who explicitly discusses sex acts on the telephone in the context of a financial transgression may be developing evidence that can be used against me. And vice versa, of course.

[QUOTE=Tbear1970;2816693]Found "Sensual Kayla" on the BP "Women seeking Men" section. Should have known when I saw she had 5 ads in a row but I really wanted little head to get a tongue washing today.

So here is the transcript of my attempt. My recommendation. Skip this one.

"10:06 AM. Me: Saw your BP ad. Do you just offer massage? Can I get a lollipop too? .

10:06 AM +12035902594: Bye.

10:06 AM Me: OK sorry.

10:07 AM +12035902594: How old are you?

10:07 AM Me: 45.

10:11 AM +12035902594: Yikes. I expect that nonsense from the guys in their 20's.

10:12 AM +12035902594: Enjoy your day.

10:12 AM Me: "Lollipop" is slang for oral. Just trying to keep it DL.

10:13 AM 12035902594: I'm very aware what that means. Like I said I expect that nonsense from the younger men usually older men have a much better introduction than you gave have a Good day. ".[/QUOTE]

I know you guys know who she is. She has over 30 pages of reviews so I'm not interested in checking legitimacy. Just wondering what her rates are like, If anybody has visited this siren before? She says she's fetishist friendly, does that include all entrances? Thanks.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cromwell-rocky-hill-well-reviewed-drama-free-dani-48dds-just-like-a-girlfriend/9780581[/URL]

[QUOTE=Tbear1970;2816693]Found "Sensual Kayla" on the BP "Women seeking Men" section. Should have known when I saw she had 5 ads in a row but I really wanted little head to get a tongue washing today.

So here is the transcript of my attempt. My recommendation. Skip this one.

"10:06 AM. Me: Saw your BP ad. Do you just offer massage? Can I get a lollipop too? .

10:06 AM +12035902594: Bye. . . ."

[/QUOTE]In her defense, when someone asks "Do you just offer massage?" that already means you're asking for something in addition to just massage. If you had asked, "Do you just offer a body massage? Do you also offer a foot rub?" that wouldn't have been a problem. She would have been confused, but the question wouldn't have put her on the spot. But when a provider is asked, "Do you just offer massage. . . Do you also offer.

A mic check?

Apple bobbing?

A lollipop?

. . And so on, the fact that you don't ask the question, "Can I get a BJ too?" doesn't mean you haven't asked an entrapping question. Slang is slang for something else. If I ran into you on the street and said, "Would you give me a hummer?" you might sock me one in the jaw, because you wouldn't assume that I was asking you to give me a vehicle, would you? It's not that you asked her for something other than a BJ; you might as well have asked for oral straight up.

Now, some ladies, just like some guys, believe they can only get into trouble if they respond to an explicit question. But "Can I also get a lollipop?" is a question that, when asked in the context of a massage ad, can mean only one thing. If you were answering an ad for a haircut - "Hey, Floyd, after the haircut. . . Can I also get a lollipop?" then your question wouldn't be slang but a sincere request for a lollipop.

So why avoid a lady who chooses not to answer a question that's essentially, "Will you blow me after the quote-unquote massage?

Next time, ask something a little less obvious, and don't ask it in the first ten seconds of the call. Ask if she accepts tips. Or don't ask anything. But if you ask if she'll give you a lollipop (which is the same thing as asking if you can "get a lollipop" don't be surprised if at least some providers terminate the call immediately.

Just my 2 cents. . . Which come to think of it isn't even enough for a real lollipop!

Adobe.

Has anyone seen Ruby since she's been on the turnpike? I'm tempted but have seen reports that make me think twice.

[QUOTE=HarryBunghole;2819049]Has anyone seen Ruby since she's been on the turnpike? I'm tempted but have seen reports that make me think twice.[/QUOTE]Saw her a couple of times on the pike (closer to Meriden) for lunch time CBJ. Still a nice girl but has her issues. Signs of deteriorating health will likely keep me from returning, however. Also heard she may be away for a little while on a sponsored vacation. I can not confirm this however.

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Thinking about setting up a date with her, any reviews?

[QUOTE=HobbyGod69;2819232]Saw her a couple of times on the pike (closer to Meriden) for lunch time CBJ. Still a nice girl but has her issues. Signs of deteriorating health will likely keep me from returning, however. Also heard she may be away for a little while on a sponsored vacation. I can not confirm this however.[/QUOTE]CBJ? I saw her once before when she was in Waterbury and she gave a BBBJ then. Has she eliminated those from her menu?

[QUOTE=Soxfan04;2819360]CBJ? I saw her once before when she was in Waterbury and she gave a BBBJ then. Has she eliminated those from her menu?[/QUOTE]Sorry, should have been more clear. I believe BBBJ is still offered but I always choose CBJ with her. Just my preference.

[QUOTE=Chaz82;2819355][URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-of-no-gag-reflexzn-come-now/10536564[/URL]

Thinking about setting up a date with her, any reviews?[/QUOTE]I am also thinking of hitting that, TOFTT and report back.

[QUOTE=Chaz82;2819355][URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-of-no-gag-reflexzn-come-now/10536564[/URL]

Thinking about setting up a date with her, any reviews?[/QUOTE]Dreamed that I Saw her back in early 2015. It's possible to talk her down on her prices (that's the only positive) She is the girl in the picture. In my opinion she talks way too much almost as if she was high and was trying to hide it. Her energy is high. High energy in her case means rushed date. The hotel was decent. CBJ but I'm pretty sure you can talk her into BBBJ. The BJ was below average more teeth than actual lips and tounge. Also sold me a story on how she was just robbed and got beat up in the process. I guess I was supposed to excuse all the bruises and her "broken" but not treated wrist. My opinion is she either got in the wrong end of a drug deal or her pimp (bf) wasn't happy about something. From what I remember of my dream the date ended up being a 4 out of 10. -Would only repeat if I was desperate.

[QUOTE=Chaz82;2819355][URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-of-no-gag-reflexzn-come-now/10536564[/URL]

Thinking about setting up a date with her, any reviews?[/QUOTE]LOL. Saw her about a year ago. She has a lot miles. Talked about her four kids. And almost forgot she insisted on lighting up her crack pipe before the session. Took care of.

Business but would not repeat.

Hey, fellow hobbyists -.

Senior member Adobe here from Massachusetts, going to be in your city today and tomorrow. I've perused the board, looked at the be-page ads, and haven't found any reliable providers in Hartford or nearby.

If any of you gentlemen have a recommendation for a friendly, cute gal who offers daytime visits, I hope you'll feel free to PM me with your recommendations.

I'm not interested in any providers who need me to bring them a whole bunch of roses, as in 2 or 3 hundred of them. I'd just looking to spend a short time, q. V. Or 1/2-hour, with a lady who has some skills and decent looks, and whose attitude isn't all about rushing me out.

Thanks, guys, for any PMs and advice.

Adobe.

Hi all, I just saw a report on that Other Review Site dated 3/9 saying that Porsha was back at Bradley. Can anyone confirm? I saw her 3 years ago and she made my eyes roll back in my head.

[URL]http://porsha.naughtynsexy.com/gallery.html[/URL]

She looks much better than these pics IMO. Black / Filipina mix, hugely busty, wide hips, big framed but solid, very sweet and soft spoken and giggly. Well worth a visit. $ for hh at that time.

Has anyone seen her?

Stay safe,

JS2.

[QUOTE=JoeySmth2;2830077]Hi all, I just saw a report on that Other Review Site dated 3/9 saying that Porsha was back at Bradley. Can anyone confirm? I saw her 3 years ago and she made my eyes roll back in my head.

[URL]http://porsha.naughtynsexy.com/gallery.html[/URL]

She looks much better than these pics IMO. Black / Filipina mix, hugely busty, wide hips, big framed but solid, very sweet and soft spoken and giggly. Well worth a visit. $ for hh at that time.

Has anyone seen her?

Stay safe,

JS2.[/QUOTE]According to the review I read on ter she is back in town. So yeah she's back.