Slippery when wet.
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Slippery when wet.
Remember ladies.
Early signs of being gay?
The dangers of Bareback Anal:
1. No pre-enema results in a cock in scat.
2. Make sure & wash junior after exiting the backdoor. If not, you might just end up with a messy Dirty Sanchez.
3. If she says "I'm an anal virgin", but you can actually fit more than one cock in there. There may be something wrong.
Misfit
.... that men tend to avoid Massage Parlors soon after eating Mexican food!
I am going to start to smoke cigars.
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When a man comes home after a really difficult day golfing, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an ice cold beer in her hand!
Technology gives new meaning to an old favorite!
Never make love to a sick pig...
I always wanted to live in the corner house at this intersection!
Always take the opportunity to bang the old ball & chain. Even if the youngin' is only a few inches away. If the kid wakes up just say" Don't worry kiddo, mommy & daddy are just wrestling".
Misfit
Ever wonder what your dick would see, if your pee hole was an eye?
Misfit
I am certain, this is what it would sound like to have sex with deaf actress Marlee Matlin.
She is a deaf pornstar named Juliet Willow I saw on Facialabuse, the video is a bit disturbing cause the guys really abuse her & degrade her. I kind of felt sorry for her, but I still downloaded the trailer. She has a hot body but the moaning was kind of wierd.
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Misfit
[QUOTE=Misfit]I am certain, this is what it would sound like to have sex with deaf actress Marlee Matlin.
She is a deaf pornstar named Juliet Willow I saw on Facialabuse, the video is a bit disturbing cause the guys really abuse her & degrade her. I kind of felt sorry for her, but I still downloaded the trailer. She has a hot body but the moaning was kind of wierd.
[url]http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html[/url]
[url]http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html[/url]
Misfit[/QUOTE]
THAT WAS VERY DISTURBING!!!! I hope she is considering something else....poor thing!!!!
How come the color of the pants changes from black to gray? and the blouse color and design is different, and obviously the booty shape and size don't match.
Please post authentic stuff.