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[QUOTE=Ropeshark07; 1799204]I might be able to guess why. I'm a mostly massage parlor guy, too, which means I'm overpaying mostly for handjobs. But it beats (for me) the time-sink of trolling the streets. I just don't have the time for it, and the risk isn't part of the thrill for me. There's a great number of backpage ladies that seem promising, but so many are hard to get a hold of, or move around a lot or just don't pick up their phone very often. Bogarts and the like offers a decent option, but I keep feeling rushed there.

Reasonably-priced BB blowjob available nearby from someone I can actually reach on the phone? Maybe I'm not looking in the right places, but that's like gold to me.

On the off chance that I'm missing out on some decent providers near Livonia that I can actually reach, please feel free to correct me.

There are some good providers I've found nearby, even if they don't quite fit the above bill: (Lady Bree comes to mind, but she's more a shagger than a BJ artist) [/QUOTE]Most Massage gals do not offer anything beyond a HE, topless or nude with minimal roaming. (if that). Of course I am referring to the ones that actually offer a massage (deep tissue, certified, on a table etc). Yes then I would say, you are barking up the wrong tree if you are seeking more than that. Save yourself time and money, and seek out body rub or escort ads online. Or like JW did here (a favor, especially if there is a real massage, on a table, private clean residential setting, with that menu option). If this is the case, then a real GEM has been discovered! However most often then not, massage gals do not and will not go that far IMHO and experience.

and of course I am not referring to the AMP experience. Only the private residential non spa or Asian.

[QUOTE=John Wise;1799495]Thanks Ropeshark07, that did shed a lot of light on it. I'm not an AMP guy at all. So what does a half hour massage with hand job cost? (total amount please) I'm assuming around $100?[/QUOTE]JW the eastside AMPs are usually 60 for the half and I tip another 20 for the hand shake. Sometimes they look disappointed with a 20 but its only an HJ so I could careless, most of the the massages are mediocre with a really good one mixed in every now and then. I prefer a really good massage with a HJ than a shitty massage with some FS or BJ but that just me. I found a girl from another board but she is alittle pricey (150) and she lives on the other side of the state with occasional trips here but her massage was the best I have ever had bar none. Plus she was pretty damn hot.

[QUOTE=John Wise;1799495]Thanks Ropeshark07, that did shed a lot of light on it. I'm not an AMP guy at all. So what does a half hour massage with hand job cost? (total amount please) I'm assuming around $100?[/QUOTE]I go to both the Acu on middlebelt and the Acu on Telegraph pretty often. (Both girls named Lisa, but the places aren't actually related.) I get the hour. Massage is $80 and I tip $40 for the HJ. ($120 total.) That sounds like a lot, I know. But I really dig the prep time for 1/2 excellent massage and the HE is usually slow and lingering and awesome with no rushing whatsoever. I don't need to schedule an appt (which is huge for me) and it's rare to go and not get right in. Being married, my time is limited and having to wait around for a provider to get their act together is often a deal breaker, and yet I want to maximize my time. Also, I need to do evenings.

The no rush part is big for me. I can get BBBJ for cheaper at Bogarts, say, true, but I just don't have enough time to finish comfortably. Excellent massage is a beautiful thing, too. Also when you tip like that regularly, they're going to rub and tug however long it takes with no worries about going *well* over that hour. Huge.

Excellent BBBJ with those same qualities? Hard to find in the Livonia area.

[QUOTE=Mallard1;1799914]JW the eastside AMPs are usually 60 for the half and I tip another 20 for the hand shake. Sometimes they look disappointed with a 20 but its only an HJ so I could careless, most of the the massages are mediocre with a really good one mixed in every now and then. I prefer a really good massage with a HJ than a shitty massage with some FS or BJ but that just me. I found a girl from another board but she is alittle pricey (150) and she lives on the other side of the state with occasional trips here but her massage was the best I have ever had bar none. Plus she was pretty damn hot.[/QUOTE]I prefer a really good massage with a HJ than a shitty massage with some FS or BJ but that just me.

This is also true for me, particularly if the awesome massage includes teasing. It's a bummer when so many of the girls advertising in the rub and tug section of BP are really just FS girls with no massage at all. (Not that I hate FS, but it's a different thing, and my criteria for who and price is very different.) But then, I like the massage part so much I occasionally go do a different place for just that.

[QUOTE=Ropeshark07; 1800122]I prefer a really good massage with a HJ than a shitty massage with some FS or BJ but that just me.

This is also true for me, particularly if the awesome massage includes teasing. It's a bummer when so many of the girls advertising in the rub and tug section of BP are really just FS girls with no massage at all. (Not that I hate FS, but it's a different thing, and my criteria for who and price is very different.) But then, I like the massage part so much I occasionally go do a different place for just that.[/QUOTE]I agree. The BEST case scenario is a REAL muscle relaxing massage with some occasional teasing. Then a HJ or BJ at the end. And for the full amount of time. If any AMP's ever figure this out, they'll do very well. I'm sure they're out there, I just haven't found one.

[QUOTE=Grinder264;1801886]I agree. The BEST case scenario is a REAL muscle relaxing massage with some occasional teasing. Then a HJ or BJ at the end. And for the full amount of time. If any AMP's ever figure this out, they'll do very well. I'm sure they're out there, I just haven't found one.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her in awhile because of my schedule. But there is a girl on Craigs list goes by Sweet Jane. Usually advertises under beauty. $150 for out call great massage with one of the best hjs I have ever received will do a little prostate also. Usually last 90 minutes which is the going rate for a legit outcall massage. Can be tough for the initial set up. A little on the thick side very good personality and intelligent. Can pm me for further details. I don't post too often, but I ve yet to see anything on her.

[QUOTE=Brian 59;1802324]I haven't seen her in awhile because of my schedule. But there is a girl on Craigs list goes by Sweet Jane. Usually advertises under beauty. $150 for out call great massage with one of the best hjs I have ever received will do a little prostate also. Usually last 90 minutes which is the going rate for a legit outcall massage. Can be tough for the initial set up. A little on the thick side very good personality and intelligent. Can pm me for further details. I don't post too often, but I ve yet to see anything on her.[/QUOTE]I gave a review for her in CL section. She was good though. I thought for 150, a bit much for a HJ. 100 and she would be my atf!

Late getting back in town on a Friday night. I needed some satisfaction. Called a well
Known AMP for an appointment. Provider and I know each other. Don't go here often, as there
Are usually better options. I tell her she has big tits and she tells me I have a big
Johnson. Got to laugh. I like the female contact of a massage. One thing about Chinese girls
Is that they are only in it for the money. They all have some kind of boyfriend, but not
Pimps. A few might be on drugs, but its not been my experience. They aren't going to
Constantly call my phone.
Nothing wrong with escorts or other SP's, but don't have time to chase nookie when I could
Get it when I need it. Some of these girls want to text constantly and / or make you wait.
Any providers out there who can keep an appointment? I am all in.

[QUOTE=Brian 59;1802324]I haven't seen her in awhile because of my schedule. But there is a girl on Craigs list goes by Sweet Jane. Usually advertises under beauty. $150 for out call great massage with one of the best hjs I have ever received will do a little prostate also. Usually last 90 minutes which is the going rate for a legit outcall massage. Can be tough for the initial set up. A little on the thick side very good personality and intelligent. Can pm me for further details. I don't post too often, but I ve yet to see anything on her.[/QUOTE]Outcall makes it 200 for the massage and much more than I want to spend but thanks for the heads up

I caught this clip on you tube of a chick nod out to heroin while she was on her feet. I've had them do it sitting down in my car but never have I seen a girl nod out while standing. Am I the only one who would have hit it doggie style while she was nodding out? Here is the clip.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcoUuK2pVqs[/url]

[QUOTE=The Mad Humper; 1806936]I caught this clip on you tube of a chick nod out to heroin while she was on her feet. I've had them do it sitting down in my car but never have I seen a girl nod out while standing. Am I the only one who would have hit it doggie style while she was nodding out? Here is the clip.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcoUuK2pVqs[/url][/QUOTE]One time I picked up a WSW on Grand River / Tele in the early morning and as she was going down on me I had to keep tapping her on the head because she kept nodding off that was years ago LOL.

[QUOTE=Joehpp;1807366]One time I picked up a WSW on Grand River / Tele in the early morning and as she was going down on me I had to keep tapping her on the head because she kept nodding off that was years ago LOL.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience on the G. It makes for a more relaxed BBBJ. I'd tap her on the back of the head and she'd start bobbing again for about a minute and then stop. It was a lot of fun.