General Reports

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1315210]You think it's a *turnoff* to have hot, naked woman who is married to another man pour baby oil on your johnson and long stroke you?

The things that some people say never cease to amaze me.[/QUOTE]The things that some people say never cease to amaze me.

I can't see a woman, stroking my unit, starting to talk about her boyfriend or husband without it ruining the mood. Not saying I'd walk out (unless the reference was that he was about to walk in the door) , but that's a major downer, and I couldn't stand it when it has happened to me, fortunately only a couple of times.

If she started talking about her girlfriend, that could be prime fantasy material!

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1315210]You think it's a *turnoff* to have hot, naked woman who is married to another man pour baby oil on your johnson and long stroke you?

The things that some people say never cease to amaze me.[/QUOTE]Hot, naked woman married to another man. Is not a turn off.

Having to listen to stories about him during said act is a definite turn off.

Take note ladies.

Sure, listening to personal tales of woe (and I've heard plenty over the years) is not what you're investing your time and $ in but, on the other hand, you're not likely to encounter a whiolesome Little Mary Sunshine (LMS) who's going to be able to send an eight-foot stream of your seed across the room. I guess it comes down to what you are willing to put up with. I had one LMS in all my times (at a Rockford place long since closed) and I made the most of it. If your provider starts whining, tell her to shut the F up.

[QUOTE=Rubenme2; 1316346]Hot, naked woman married to another man. Is not a turn off.

Having to listen to stories about him during said act is a definite turn off.

Take note ladies.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rubenme2; 1316346]Hot, naked woman married to another man. Is not a turn off.

Having to listen to stories about him during said act is a definite turn off.

Take note ladies.[/QUOTE]I think it depends on the subject matter. If she is talking about his laundry. Bad talking. If she's talking about how she givs head, good talk.

[QUOTE=Pfi309;1305942]She is very easy on the eyes. She is around 6" tall and I would put here at a see cup. They look very natural compared to some I have seen. The other nice part is she is not a Chatty Kathy so you don't have to listen to all the problems in her life. If I weren't spoiled by Peggy and Dawn she would have had higher ratings.[/QUOTE]Is there more than one Jennifer? I saw a Jennifer at ERS this weekend. She is pretty, mid to late 20s, brown hair little past her shoulders, thin body, very well done C / D cup boob job. She spoke very little during the massage (which I liked). The only thing that was off was that I would put her at about 5' 8 or 5' 9. That would make her taller than the average American woman, but that's a far cry from 6 feet.

Overall the massage was okay. It was not therapeutic, but it was very relaxing. The nice thing she did in terms of technique was that she would only take her hands off my body when she was applying more lotion. That is a finer point of massage technique that even a lot of CMTs forget. Every time the therapist takes both her hands off the person and puts them back on, it disrupts the flow of the massage and the level of the person's relaxation. A good massage therapist should always work to minimize the amount of time her hands are off the person's body. Finish was average to good.

I'm still trying new girls at ERS, but of the ones I have seen, Dawn still tops the list.

Just had a session with Nancy the other day at CLV. If you are looking for a firm massage at CLV, she is your girl- She has some pretty strong hands and is not afraid to dig in.

It was my second visit with her, and I am quite happy with the pressure she can deliver.

Still hoping to see Stacey again there- saw her once and she was fantastic, and have never seen her there again.

Went to CLV and the strange old lady at the desk wanted to impond my cell phone or take it to my car. What's up with that! . To download all of the data during the session?

I chose to take it to my car and then just kept on going. Down the street to ERS. With my cell phone and money in hand.

[QUOTE=Alphabgamma; 1321048]Went to CLV and the strange old lady at the desk wanted to impond my cell phone or take it to my car. What's up with that! . To download all of the data during the session?

I chose to take it to my car and then just kept on going. Down the street to ERS. With my cell phone and money in hand.[/QUOTE]The first time I went to ers my phone rang during the session. I was ask to leave it at the desk. Totally understandable. I have gotten in the habit to leave my phone in the car now on. I run my own business and I don't want to be interrupted anyway during that time. If you were Leo and bringing cell phones were commonplace, might be a bad business decision. I guess you wouldn't ***** if they told you that at the hospital.

[QUOTE=Alphabgamma; 1321048]Went to CLV and the strange old lady at the desk wanted to impond my cell phone or take it to my car. What's up with that! . To download all of the data during the session?

I chose to take it to my car and then just kept on going. Down the street to ERS. With my cell phone and money in hand.[/QUOTE]The same rule applies at ERS, or at least it did the last time I was there many months ago.

[QUOTE=Undie Radar;1321337]The same rule applies at ERS, or at least it did the last time I was there many months ago.[/QUOTE]It's been that way for years, I just leave the phone in my car. I understand why, some guys would use the camera function to record the session something neither management or the ladies would like.

[QUOTE=Alphabgamma; 1321048]Went to CLV and the strange old lady at the desk wanted to impond my cell phone or take it to my car. What's up with that! . To download all of the data during the session?

I chose to take it to my car and then just kept on going. Down the street to ERS. With my cell phone and money in hand.[/QUOTE]That happened to me at ERS, first time I went.

I was on my Bike and the saddle bags don't lock so I was not going to leave them outside.

It was no big deal- I turned them off, handed them over, and got them back when I was done.

Nowadays I just carry them in a pocket- have never had an issue.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain; 1284639]Maybe the truth to be had is that everybody has their own tastes and preferences.

Saw Jenna (Jennah?) at CLV who has received many glowing reviews here. She was a solid provider-and maybe she gets better with repeat visits-but I was not even close to being impressed enough to plan another visit. She has been compared to Diana, formerly of ERS, but I did not think she was at that level.

Dawn at ERS, on the other hand, was just my cup of tea. She gave a decent shot at working my muscles. She's not a CMT, but she did a better job than most of the girls at either of these places. I quite liked the slow, gradual method she used to finish me off. I never use the hot tub, so can't attest to how she is there. I definitely plan to see her again.[/QUOTE]Saw Jenna once again and it was outstanding. Wanted to find someone to try a new technique and new she was probably the only one qualified to give it a shot. We all had the mechanical massage and sometimes it just doesn't cut it. She is the best I have had the pleasure of seeing from a massage stand point. I can't say enough about her. If you have a chance, you should give her a try. You won't leave disappointed. With age comes wisdom and confidence.

[QUOTE=Biscuit123;1323046]Saw Jenna once again and it was outstanding. Wanted to find someone to try a new technique and new she was probably the only one qualified to give it a shot. We all had the mechanical massage and sometimes it just doesn't cut it. She is the best I have had the pleasure of seeing from a massage stand point. I can't say enough about her. If you have a chance, you should give her a try. You won't leave disappointed. With age comes wisdom and confidence.[/QUOTE]I realize now that I was very lucky when I got her my first trip to CLV.

She gave me a card with her name and hours on it but she has not been available the times I have been back.

If she is ever available I would pick her in a heartbeat.

[QUOTE=Rabble; 1323506]I realize now that I was very lucky when I got her my first trip to CLV.

She gave me a card with her name and hours on it but she has not been available the times I have been back.

If she is ever available I would pick her in a heartbeat.[/QUOTE]FYI. She told me she was there Mon, Tues, Thurs and Sat.

First off, I'm a newbe to this forum, but an advid poster on some other forums, mostly about strip clubs and the like. I've read about 60 pages of the forum, and still have a couple questions about ERS. In no post has anyone described the premise other than clean. Does each room have a shower? Are the rooms dimmed to be "like" a spa? I read that this place had better lighting than CLV, but how bright is it? I don't know if I'd want a very well lit environment. Do you get massaged on an official massage table? I apologize for some of the mundane q's. I'll hbe hitting this place up next week and just want to know what to expect.

Thank you in advance!