What in the fuck are you talking about?

I married a virgin when I was 20. . Believe me, cracking a pussy open for the first time isn't what it is cracked up to be either.

[QUOTE=Pango1;6093774]Trust me, Funder, it's not all it's cracked" up to be.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NCTransplant;6093835]I had a woman tell me that she let me in her ass. If she was telling the truth, it didn't feel any different to me than her pussy.[/QUOTE]I'm wondering if she was being truthful. There's a considerable difference. Pussy is soft, moist, and easier to slide your junk in. The asshole is rough (after all it's the poop chute) and so tight you have to sometimes put a lubed (I'd recommend gloved. Even if clean you can still get shit on you) finger in to loosen it up a little. And then you have to go in VERY slowly until the head sort of pops in. Takes a LOT of lube and even then it doesn't slide easily like the pussy. Can't just pop it in and pound away. Had a girlfriend many years back who liked it in the ass. I mean, I guess it's sort of the more naughty taboo forbidden fruit, and I'm not saying I wouldn't ever do the back door ever again, but I find the pussy to trump it by a mile. Glad I'm a straight man LOL.

[QUOTE=MiddleAge57;6093389]I have never been able to persuade a girl to let me dick her ass. I've only been allowed to tongue asses. It might be gross and disgusting but I'm not the only MF doing it.[/QUOTE]I was hitting this girl doggystyle and she kept rubbing her asshole with lube and 2 fingers and without asking I slid out her pussy and started working my dick in her ass, she didn't stop me just kept saying oh God and biting the pillow. I couldn't get it all in and had to take short strokes. As I got a little deeper she couldn't take it anymore so I went back to the pussy.

She may have been lying. She lied about everything else. She lubed up first and said she was sliding it in her ass. It didn't feel any different to me. It doesn't matter. Pussy feels plenty good enough for me.

[QUOTE=Pango1;6093906]I'm wondering if she was being truthful. There's a considerable difference. Pussy is soft, moist, and easier to slide your junk in. The asshole is rough (after all it's the poop chute) and so tight you have to sometimes put a lubed (I'd recommend gloved. Even if clean you can still get shit on you) finger in to loosen it up a little. And then you have to go in VERY slowly until the head sort of pops in. Takes a LOT of lube and even then it doesn't slide easily like the pussy. Can't just pop it in and pound away. Had a girlfriend many years back who liked it in the ass. I mean, I guess it's sort of the more naughty taboo forbidden fruit, and I'm not saying I wouldn't ever do the back door ever again, but I find the pussy to trump it by a mile. Glad I'm a straight man LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MiddleAge57;6082506]As you say, your MILF is looking sexy and hot as ever. Since you seem to have a special relationship with her, none of us will do anything to jeopardize that.[/QUOTE]Kinda weird to post if she's retired and doesn't want anyone fucking with her. "Remember this lady who doesn't want to be remembered? Here is a pic, don't bother her".

[QUOTE=Pango1;6093774]Trust me, Funder, it's not all it's cracked" up to be.[/QUOTE]At the next Boy's Club meeting, you should do a comedy skit. In the words of Buddy Love, "That's some funny shit man".

[QUOTE=Pango1;6093774]Trust me, Funder, it's not all it's cracked" up to be.[/QUOTE]I just try to stay away from that "shit."

[QUOTE=KingEpqng;6156945]Do you mind elaborating? Thanks!.[/QUOTE]We have seen a recent uptick of new user's posting vague comments about providers being a rip off or scamning people.

[QUOTE=Corvette704;6157218]We have seen a recent uptick of new user's posting vague comments about providers being a rip off or scamning people.[/QUOTE]At one point you had only a few reviews as well, no? We are all starting somewhere.

[QUOTE=Anonymous704;6158137]At one point you had only a few reviews as well, no? We are all starting somewhere.[/QUOTE]But you have none really. You say to private message for details as a newbie that is bad etiquette. I have been on these boards since the old BBS days when Clinton was in office, and I still read back a few pages before asking anything. If you cannot do that then you do not deserve a response IMO. Yeah I was a newbie, but I contributed information to get some credibility.

[QUOTE=Bouinage;6158688]Tom,

If they are snarky and an ass hat then yes. There is enough of that on here! New people don't seem to get it. Its not about your numbers of posts or asking for intel or status. Its about RTFF and going out and getting some tail then reporting on it. So many douche bags have been on here and caused drama that regular posters of the board are leery of new guys who contribute nothing. If people want the help from guys who have been around then you just need patience or legit intel. FYI the majority of this post is NOT directed at you, just a PSA! Not a knock on new members at all, on the contrary, new blood makes the forum more interesting![/QUOTE]Oh naw I didn't take it personal by any means thanks for your input, I do a little of both post my adventures and inquire about new ones trying to get the hang of things and make my post short as possible with details others want to know. Thanks.

The only members that I follow and respond to are the Seniors in good standing and The Boys Club.

[QUOTE=MiddleAge57;6159347]The only members that I follow and respond to are the Seniors in good standing and The Boys Club.[/QUOTE]Sometimes I still wonder when the first boys club meeting will be. He seemed so convinced that it was real that it almost has to be true. 😂.

I forgot about this section I guess I should have put my post about Ashley contacting me in here my apologies for posting it in the escort section. I was so angry I had to speak on it the nerve of some pros as if I said she was stinking or something. She had a bad attitude and I left and I'm sure rejection hurts them more than anything well it hurts us also when they stand us up or gives sorry service deal with it. And because I know she can see this I wish I could say what I want to say. But I will say this Ashley if you want to stop getting bad reviews change your attitude so you won't have to call members of this site a lie. But tell Denz if he got a better pros than you let me know thanks.

I think it's awesome that these handlers were nice enough to watch your vehicles while you two were busy with their girls. At least these two aren't complete deadbeats.

[QUOTE=TwoShots;6169841]I had a regular that I used to visit weekly. On the last two visit I had I saw the same guy outside. First time he nodded, the second time he approached my vehicle nodded and sat outside. While he was not intimidating I had a great concern that this gut knows my car and knows for how long I would be away from my car. That was enough to make me stop seeing her.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ChessGod;6170066]Went and saw this one: [URL]https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/juicy/493010695976[/URL] zero thrills. Damage was. 60 for a qv. I get to her nasty room on Wilkinson blvd. Her b / f leaves the room. On goes a cover. She gives a somewhat ok BJ, then onto her back she goes. I pump and dump. Out the door I go and her b / f asks me for five dollar, "waiting time." I laughed and kept walking. Back in my New Jersey days that would have been a standard. 25 dollar flat back. I might repeat only because she is so close to my work and it's easy in easy out. All in all she's kind of cute.[/QUOTE]