EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Gentleman,

I looked for reviews but couldn't find any. This one is definitely not for my taste. I had a dream I visited her in the most run down of cheap motels off Willow and Milwaukee during a rare occasion she had an incal. Body is immaculate, just as portrayed in the pics, however her face leaves much to be desired. Horrible massage. Mostly her laying on top of you and breathing heavy. On the flip I had to ask for her to remove bra and panty to which she obliged. Only tug job until I asked and asked for BJ. She wanted to lay on me 69 style and that's when I almost lost it. Her hair down there was longer than the hair on my head and clearly never been trimmed or anything. Literally 4-5 inch long hairs there. Absolutely disgusting! I wasn't wiling to smell or or try anything. So disgusted I couldn't even finish. Showered up because she uses baby oil and left. Overall, she's super nice, just need to ask for everything. Body itself is a petite 10. Face and down below are absolutely disgusting though. Wouldn't go back.

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[QUOTE=PowerFoto;3371988]Did Igna leave? I would like to visit.[/QUOTE]Yes she has retired from the business. She's getting married. She'll be working legit tho st some point for herself soon. Sorry she's gone. They'll be a lot of clients disappointed.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3457878]Over last 10 -15 years I've seen a rather large number of providers, euro, Asian, latinas, even blacks. Most of them knew me, not just recognized, but remembered my preferences etc. I tipped them well, sometimes even brought little gifts around holiday seasons.

Nonetheless I didn't feel anything that I'd classified as a connection (like with a girlfriend), probably because some sort of business (service for money) killed that emotional attachment required for connection. Or maybe you define connection in a different way. It would be interesting if you could clarify your interpretation of connection. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Yeah I don't mean connection like as GF connection or anything like that. Just the girls I have a good Rapport with and who know what I enjoy. That to me is a connection in the massage game. There's a difference between connection and affection, what you describe I'd personally call affection.

[QUOTE=BigGuy23;3465548]Where is TATs located. I wonder if it is a close enough drive for me.[/QUOTE]RTFF, it's physical and ad location are all over this forum. Don't be so lazy!

[QUOTE=Dimitri28;3467168]Gentleman,

I looked for reviews but couldn't find any. This one is definitely not for my taste. I had a dream I visited her in the most run down of cheap motels off Willow and Milwaukee during a rare occasion she had an incal. Body is immaculate, just as portrayed in the pics, however her face leaves much to be desired. Horrible massage. Mostly her laying on top of you and breathing heavy. On the flip I had to ask for her to remove bra and panty to which she obliged. Only tug job until I asked and asked for BJ. She wanted to lay on me 69 style and that's when I almost lost it. Her hair down there was longer than the hair on my head and clearly never been trimmed or anything. Literally 4-5 inch long hairs there. Absolutely disgusting! I wasn't wiling to smell or or try anything. So disgusted I couldn't even finish. Showered up because she uses baby oil and left. Overall, she's super nice, just need to ask for everything. Body itself is a petite 10. Face and down below are absolutely disgusting though. Wouldn't go back.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ala-european-star-sexy-petite-brunet-full-body-massage-incall-outcall-joanna-karina/69586813[/URL][/QUOTE]I reviewed her years ago. After a few visits anything goes. However you are right about the pubic hair. I called it brillo pad coarse. Actually hurt when she did a body slide / grind.

[QUOTE=BigGuy23;3465548]Where is TATs located. I wonder if it is a close enough drive for me.[/QUOTE]Spend some time and read the reports. Lots of good information. Rocket Dork.

Recently went to CT in Northbrook and saw Alina. Saw her once before. She is so quiet and stoic and distant. Nice technique all around though and left happy but damn it was cold in that basement room. I also saw Nata once at the same location but did not leave happy. Wouldn't repeat with her. I always wanted to see Inga but read she has retired. PM me if you know any girls from CT worth seeing.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;3474163]PM me if you know any girls from CT worth seeing.[/QUOTE]I enjoyed my session with the slender, short haired brunette Tanja (Tatiana?) I haven't read any reviews for her in a long, long time. Shorter than Inga, but on par massage wise.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;3474163]Recently went to CT in Northbrook and saw Alina. Saw her once before. She is so quiet and stoic and distant. Nice technique all around though and left happy but damn it was cold in that basement room. I also saw Nata once at the same location but did not leave happy. Wouldn't repeat with her. I always wanted to see Inga but read she has retired. PM me if you know any girls from CT worth seeing.[/QUOTE]Not sure what you did wrong with Nata, but I've seen her before and I left satisfied. She gives a really good therapeutic massage hitting all essential areas. She's not my type looks wise otherwise she'd be one of my favorites.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3475217]I enjoyed my session with the slender, short haired brunette Tanja (Tatiana?) I haven't read any reviews for her in a long, long time. Shorter than Inga, but on par massage wise.[/QUOTE]I've never seen Tanja. Does she still work there? Inga & (Liana or Lana?) were the last two I saw at CT. I like thin gals.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;3465919]It's all about how you play your cards. Me and this chick for the first two visites hit it off great, nice conversations. I am young and with money so I don't know if that makes these young cuties more attracted to me. I respect them and treat them well. For any provider it's all about how you present yourself. I have seen other girls at tat's that we didn't really click. To conclude this is only a small taste on what I have experienced there is more, but some things we just have to keep to ourselves. I am not trying to put tat's on the map, but I am sure this information would be appreciated by other mongers.[/QUOTE]Clear your inbox and try sensing me a mesaage.

So, had some free time before I was meeting my girlfriend up in Milwaukee at the Casino so I decided to schedule a visit with Tat's, unfortunately my usual girl was on vacation so I had Sophie / Sophia, who ensured I'd never request her again.

Strike 1: Made the appointment for 2 PM, showed up a few minutes early, knock on the door, no answer, assume she's on her way, waited and 15 minutes had gone by, so I go out the the call, call the operator, the operator is concerned, calls Sophia, and calls me back to let me know she's on her way, she's 15 minutes late, and despite the operator telling her multiple times that the massage was for 2 PM, she wrote down 3 PM. Sophia blamed the operator saying she gave the time wrong, considering this is the only time I've ever had a masseuse show up late to an appointment, I'm inclined to believe the Operator no the masseuse.

Strike 2: Made me cover the entire time, I named who I'd seen before, made it clear I'd been there before, covered up until the end without any hint of tease, finish was very mechanical and thank god there was some roaming allowed.

Strike 3: The oil was lavender scented. I stunk to high heaven driving to the casino, and was lucky I had a hotel room so I could shower before I met up with my girlfriend and her mom.

Strike 4: She tried to upcharge me. I originally offered. 4, because it wasn't that good a finish, and she kept me waiting, she insisted she deserved more, so I went with. 60, which was more than fair, and what I pay my usual girl there who gives me far better. Her reply was, I'll take it this time but next time you give me. 8, well the jokes on her, she won't get a next time.

Honestly, one of these things alone wouldn't have bothered me, but all four in one appointment, to me there's no way I'm putting in another visit with her to see if things get better, I'll see my regular girl there and be happy. And if anyone wants to know who is with a damn at Tat's message me, and we can exchange some info.

I would have said maybe 60 IF you had been on time for the scheduled appointment. My time sitting here waiting was worth that extra 20 so sorry 40 is all that you are going to get.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;3495038]So, had some free time before I was meeting my girlfriend up in Milwaukee at the Casino so I decided to schedule a visit with Tat's, unfortunately my usual girl was on vacation so I had Sophie / Sophia, who ensured I'd never request her again.

Strike 1: Made the appointment for 2 PM, showed up a few minutes early, knock on the door, no answer, assume she's on her way, waited and 15 minutes had gone by, so I go out the the call, call the operator, the operator is concerned, calls Sophia, and calls me back to let me know she's on her way, she's 15 minutes late, and despite the operator telling her multiple times that the massage was for 2 PM, she wrote down 3 PM. Sophia blamed the operator saying she gave the time wrong, considering this is the only time I've ever had a masseuse show up late to an appointment, I'm inclined to believe the Operator no the masseuse.

Strike 2: Made me cover the entire time, I named who I'd seen before, made it clear I'd been there before, covered up until the end without any hint of tease, finish was very mechanical and thank god there was some roaming allowed.

Strike 3: The oil was lavender scented. I stunk to high heaven driving to the casino, and was lucky I had a hotel room so I could shower before I met up with my girlfriend and her mom.

Strike 4: She tried to upcharge me. I originally offered. 4, because it wasn't that good a finish, and she kept me waiting, she insisted she deserved more, so I went with. 60, which was more than fair, and what I pay my usual girl there who gives me far better. Her reply was, I'll take it this time but next time you give me. 8, well the jokes on her, she won't get a next time.

Honestly, one of these things alone wouldn't have bothered me, but all four in one appointment, to me there's no way I'm putting in another visit with her to see if things get better, I'll see my regular girl there and be happy. And if anyone wants to know who is with a damn at Tat's message me, and we can exchange some info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueUc;3495608]I would have said maybe 60 IF you had been on time for the scheduled appointment. My time sitting here waiting was worth that extra 20 so sorry 40 is all that you are going to get.[/QUOTE]Similar disappointing experience with T's and Sofia. . 75 hr. /. 65. Half hr. When the latter time is all they offer?? Outrageous p-gouging. Been there, done that or had that. Hard to believe good things others have observed and reported elsewhere.

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In my area so I decided to give her a try. Simple set up and location is in a town house in Des Plaines. Very clean. I do not think she actually lives there. Totally legit. Roamed around, and gave her all the signs but she danced around the boys. She does give a very good, legit massage. $80 for the massage and I gave her $20 tip. If you are in need of a legit, good massage, she will do the trick. Mid to late 50's, a tall Russian woman who has a nice figure but is a little old in the face. Still have not been able to replace my cleaning lady! Ugh!