No BJ under the Blue Stobe Lights
[QUOTE=Love Guru]Wonderful post. I am new and this is my first post. I have trouble getting car spots for action. What are the chances that LE follow you and caught during the action in parked car. Could you please post guidelines for newbie like me? Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]It all starts before you do the pickup. LE is more likely to keep an eye on vehicles which roam aimlessly. We are also emphasizing that you should circle the block, to see who is where, and to provide you SW with time to go where you can scoop more discreetly. So now she is in your passenger seat, whats next.
The oldest trick in the book is to drive to a different jurisdiction. LE will not follow you across the county line. Keep your eyes on the rear view mirror (don't flip it into the darker night mode). I prefer one-way streets because I only have to worry about cars coming from behind; it is also more difficult to see that there are persons inside when approaching from behind.
Park between vehicles if possible, and away from single family residences. Never let the SW tell yuo where her good spot is (for her good means quick). She has already been busted few times at her safe spot, then they let her go, so it is a good spot according to her.
Ask the girl to slide into the seat a little, because most are recognizable by LE. Never park near intersections, or be the only car in the area.
I use one of those silver sun visors, I use it to block the windshield when I park in large parking lots in the daytime.
Here are few more tips. Never place money or condoms on the dashboard. Place the condom wrapper in your ashtray and close it. Dont wear underwear when fishing -- I just open the zipper .... meaning, if LE appears out of no where, then I can answer questions without my dick hanging out.
One last piece of advice, spend some time in the area observing LE traffic patterns ... and don't get no head under the blue strobe lights.
Jonson catching the breeze
You should re-write the book man!
It would be wonderful if the girls would give out their real names, but that is when seniority counts. I know most by Cookie and Honey :) Also, knowing a purpose of why she is with you would help "I am giving her a ride to McDonalds".
As for your first point, about a worst case scenario (provided your stories check out first), is that you get charged with lewd act in public -- for that the officer needs to testify that your Johnson was catching some breeze. If you manage to tuck your Johnson in and zip your pants, then they can charge the SW with public indecency, if hooters are still hanging.
I was stopped once on my way to drop her off, and the officer almost arrested her because her nipple was not tucked in all the way.
One thing to remember, officers will try to park at a distance and surprise you on foot. There are always spots where officers are familiar with back alleys, etc. Don't underestimate anything.
Bullsh*t is right, Terra is not going anywhere.
Like many other mongers on this site, I have refused to post reports until Terra Sancta was banished from the forum. Anyone can see that his prescence here alienated and antagonized most members. Reports from legitimate mongers dropped tremendously because of him. This is the plain truth, an actual fact that can be checked by comparing the number of posts from 2005-till now (when TS and his multiple user names came aboard). I have never thought that it was a good idea to support one member, only to lose the trust, respect and support of many others.
Please do not be mislead. It is just a game of smoke and mirrors to him/her.
Terra Sancta is up to no good. Remember the old cereal commercial " Tricks are for kids, you silly rabbit". Beware!
Propilot-over and out.
Carmen (phone ending 6160)
I love the CL offers in this town, I have not seen them lower anywhere else. I also love the ethnic mix. Here is my review about Carmen.
She came to my hotel room at 11 PM after canceling twice, once because of my schedule, and the other time because of her misunderstanding. Nicely dressed and looking fresh. I negotiated a $160 for an hour -- an outcall.
First thing she stated was that she came to give a message, then she asked if if she could change the TV channel; so I was concerned that was all I am going to get, but as soon as I got undressed, she pulled out a condom.
I like Latinas, and big tits go a long way, but they are not DD, I think they are a single-D, but were soft as described. As soon as she worked me to erection, her phone rang, I told her she can answer if she wants, but she has to turn it off during the rest of the session, she finished quickly and had to restart from zero.
We went missionary for a good 10 minutes, then doggie for another 10. I came, and only at that moment that she does the as up-down strokes like black chicks do ... that kept me up long enough to negotiated another one for $40, with the promise that I finish before the hour is up, she agreed. I pulled out and went to the bathroom ... when I came back she was under the sheets watching TV.
After some conversation and sucking on her hooters, went at it again, with 15 minutes left on her clock. Started with doggie, then got the hotels miniature lotion bottle and did the titties. I was concerned that the hour will be up before I erupt ... this is when the situation changed ... she asked if she could pull the condom off to give me a BJ (I typically don't do BBBJ), but I agreed. The BJ was a combination of hand strokes and lip action, but I finally erupted, and it was about 5 minutes in OT.
She took her time getting dressed, goes back to her phone while watching TV and eating some of the snacks I had laying around, then goes tot he bathroom while still on the phone. She sat next to me on the bed (still on the phone) and pressed her titties into my face in a playful manner and asked if I wanted to go for a 3rd -- I wish I could.
Before she left she asked how long I was staying inn town, etc. etc. Asked if I will call her again .. even wrote her phone number on the inside part of my Mephesto shoes. This girl is crazy. I thought she was never going to leave!
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