Did the Tijuana thing again.
Picked a girl named Gabriella off the street an took her up to a 6 dollar hotel. She wanted an extra ten to take off her top. I've been cheap lately and avoid any type of upsell unless its all holes open. Did the mish thing. Damage was the same as my previous experiences. Also learned something. Went early to avoid line. The line sucks.
You might not need a passport
I was in Tijuana 3 weeks ago, and on the way back in front of me was 2 young guys trying to get back to the USA one guy got through with no problem. The 2nd guy I over heard him saying,"I lost my passport and picture ID in the beach". Now this dude looked like he just climbed out of a dumpster. His face was severely sun burned, his clothes were dirty and torn, and he seemed like he was very intoxicated. The customs dude asked him where he lived and a few other questions. 3 minutes later he walked right through and had his backpack scanned and he was home. Might be worth a try.
No passport necessary but it works the best.
[QUOTE=DudleyBoys;1809009]So I'm in town from honolulu visiting family. I'm sick of the Asian girls and want some Latina and it sounds like zona street is the way to go. Do I need a passport to go there? I have an expired one will that work? Is a younger looking white guy okay to go there alone? Any advice would be great and yes I read a lot on the forum but some of the info looks out of date. Likewise if anyone comes to honolulu I would hook you up with info[/QUOTE]I'm in the zona about twice a month and I don't have a passport. Just bring a valid US state I'd and don't be shady like the last poster said the guy who was hassled looked. They'll ask if you are bringing anything back, if so be honest (and of course legal) and you'll be fine. They may ask what brought you south so just tell them you went on vacation and chilled. No need to sweat the details, they know we like p*why. LOL. As far as your race/age demographic, just go during sunlight hours is my opinion...it doesn't get dark until almost 8 so you'll have plenty of time. I've been there at night and I was comfortable bc there are plenty of police out, but I'm also VERY vigilant and aware of my surroundings at all times so just know your own comfort levels. One last thing, the escorts that are posting online are apparently all GFE as opposed to the street girls in the zona (more of a wham bam type deal) so if that's your preference look that up...Be Safe.
Border crossing wait times?
How time slips away. I haven't been down to Tijuana brothels in almost 2 years, mind you I was a regular from about 1997 to 2010, had my fill, anyway my question is. What are the wait times like to get back in USA? By foot and by car? Weekends, evening and late evening returns?
The Tall Man
First visit to Hong Kong Gentleman's Club
In more than 30 years of mongering in more than 20 countries, I thought I had a pretty good understanding of the strip club scene. I was wrong. I was very wrong, and found myself wishing I hadn't wasted any time at Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas last weekend and had instead got my a$$ down to San Diego.
I was in town for business, and while at dinner on Tuesday, a business associate of mine asked the busboy if there were any decent strip clubs in the area. He mentioned Cheetahs and another place I can't remember in San Diego, but said there was no place better than the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club in Tijuana. I opted out of Cheetahs, and instead hit the hotel gym and got some work ready for the next day. At lunch on Wednesday I has the opportunity to get feedback on my friend's trip to Cheetahs. Overall, he gave it a 5 out of 10, and had spent roughly $250 over the course of a couple hours, but received nothing more than some tame lap dances. He must have left with a serious case of blue balls because he wanted to know if I was up for a trip across the border. Wednesday was out, as I had a major presentation on Thursday, so I figured a trip to Tijuana would be an okay way to cap the evening.
I ended up getting some logistical information from a trustworthy local during the workday, but as it turned out it was pretty self explanatory. I was advised not to drive into Mexico, but instead just park the rent a car in one of the lots at the border and simply walk across. I also was told that pretty much any cabbie would know where the club is, and not to pay more than $5 for the trip. Getting to the club actually turned out to be absolutely trivial, and a little over an hour after we left the hotel we were at the club (around 7PM)
Firstly, the club is in Mexico, so being able to speak Spanish is a huge advantage, if only for logistical and negotiating purposes. After about 20 minutes of being pestered by the wait staff every few minutes, I managed to get a fellow (waiter, maître the'?) to act as sort of our liaison. I don't think $10 has ever afforded me better service. Almost immediately, his English became more than adequate to assess our needs, and soon he brought over two honeys each matching our desired criteria. My buddy's date immediately sat on his lap and began whispering in his ear while she took the drink out of his hand and placed it on one of her perfect boobs. She was a darker skinned hispanic that I would guess was 28, and roughly 5'4".36C-24-36, and 115lb. It didn't take long for them to "arriba", and I didn't see him for an hour.
The dancer that sat next to me was a bit more reserved, and for a second I thought I was going to need a replacement. I'll call her "Miranda" and she is lighter skinned, and probably around 25. Her 5'3" frame is "spinner" like with the exception of her perfect, natural 34D bust. I offered to buy her a drink, which she accepted, and so I did my best to chat a bit while I looked around the room for a possible replacement. While she is a 8 to 9 on anyone's scale, there was a seemingly endless supply of them in the club, so I figured if she didn't warm up to me by the end of her drink I would simply bid her adieu. A couple of minutes later I asked her to repeat something (my Spanish is passable, but not perfect, and the club noise didn't help) , while at the same time a blonde caught my attention. Miranda noticed my gaze, and then scooted closer to me and said in English,"I'm better than her". Now that the ice was broken, I smiled back at her and said "Can you prove it". I repeated in Spanish, and she said for $70 she would remove all doubt. I countered with $55 and she led me out of the club to the hotel next door. There is a charge for the lady's robe as she leaves the club, and the hotel room has a 30 min / 60 min charge, but Miranda coached me through this and I ended up spending less than $25 for these services.
We got to the room and Miranda immediately stripped everything but her shoes and her earrings. She then helped be get undressed while I took in the view. Once I was naked she leaned into me and gave me a better than average kiss. From there she dropped to her knees, and did a great job of BBBJ with some BLS and great eye contact. I was almost to pop, and so I lifted her up off the floor and set her on the bed. She expertly applied the raincoat and slowly guided me into a much tighter than average missionary pose. Miranda is an exception to the old adage: "Tall woman deep pussy, short woman all pussy", as I had to be careful not to bottom her out with too much force. We flipped and she gave a cute yell as she did her cowgirl impression. Her breasts were absolutely 100% perfect (think Salma Hayek but perkier) , and I squeezed them for all they were worth as she rode me.
I was getting close again, and she stopped and told me "Now you won't forget me". She asked me to stand by the side of the bed, and she flipped over on her back and hung her head over the edge. She reached up and gently removed the cover and then guided me into the best DT I can remember. Her pussy might have been shallow, but her throat was bottomless. She wrapped her arms around my glutes and rhythmically pulled me deep then shallow. A little more BLS, and I was 99% of the way there when she stopped, quickly got up, knelt in front of me, put my hands on the back of her head and looked up at me. I'm pretty certain Miranda has no gag reflex and she did an exceptional job of sucking me completely dry and not spilling a drop.
I ended up giving her $20, to total the $75 she initially asked for, and she gave me a smile and a hug.
As previously arranged, I returned to the bar, and found my work associate doing some breast cancer inspection work with a dancer. Apparently at this club, you can stop pretty much any random dancer, and for $2 you can feel her up. Including the price of gas and parking, I spent less than $200 and had a great time. I know that this will not be the last time I visit Tijuana.
Is passport card worth it?
New monger, lurking here a while. Was reading up on goin down south the other day, but not sure I want to get hooked with the crazy waiting coming back. Been trying to research but finding acurate / rescent info is hard. For walking pedestrians, from what I gather there is two "quick" lines. Sentri and passport card. Sentri just seems way to expensive, but pp cards reasonable. Anyone know what average wait times during busy traffic would be like with one? Any help would be great. Also I noticed "the tall man" mention taking a bus back. Couldn't find another post about it, but ran across something the other day saying it can take just as long. In no way doubting anyone, just like to research before I buy. Maybe it's hit and miss for the vans? Well thanks for any help guys.