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Having A Bad Day!
[QUOTE=Common Man]What a way to go.[/QUOTE]
...in that post reminds me of:
There was a young man from Kent,
Whose dork was exceedingly bent.
When he took the trouble,
to bend it up double,
Instead of coming, he went.
[QUOTE=Common Man]Be careful going down.[/QUOTE]
I saw as movie somewhere, and it was gross watching it.
Two old ladies
[QUOTE=Indian Chief]I saw as movie somewhere, and it was gross watching it.[/QUOTE]
saw that same movie.. guy lubed up his bald head.. Girl looked pretty fuggly too..
reminded me of some movie, old west, girl posing as pregnant.. kept dropping large black rags.. eventually
got busy with the guy she met. when he reached orgasm, he screamed. bent backwards as he was drawn inside,
next time you saw her, she was pregnant again. Very odd movie!!
[QUOTE=Common Man]About the gross movie, why did you not walk out?[/QUOTE]
which one?
the one of the guy shoving his head up the girl's hole? downloaded it.
the one of the guy getting eaten into the lady, can't remember, Cinemax, or HBO.. at a friend's appartment.
Wanderer --:Those who wander, Aren't necessarily lost!
Just a pic of some old dog getting a Blowjob. He might also get a little pussy later.
This is for all us dirty dogs out there.
The picture says it all...
KentuckyBellyButtonJewelry
Why men need Post-It Notes:
"For the little things you'll forget"
I have been looking for this on-line to share with you:
[url]http://www.wewin.com/the-script-of-a-porn-movie.aspx[/url]
Enjoy
The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women's pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors. She was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the CHP arrested the woman. The co urt ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint! over h er car's hood.
Here's a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.
In this case, a lot!!!
I went furniture shopping, used to hate it, but now I can really get into some of the new styles....like this table. It's not an occasional table, it's going to be an "often" table! It even makes housecleaning fun!
[QUOTE=Common Man]Oh yes dawg.[/QUOTE]Man, this is just so wrong in so many ways.
Happy Easter To All!
PS
You need to give him just a minute
This is what Don Imus was really talking about:
The dealership where I take my car for service has a new tester for testing the air conditioning in your car. It works pretty fast and it seems to always be correct. It worked so well for my car that I took my wife's down there and then both of the kids' cars. I'm in charge of a 125 car fleet at work and I've decided that our drivers deserve the best. I am now personally taking each of the company cars down and I personally observe the results of each test. I truly believe this method NIPS any problems in the bud. Maybe you should see if your dealership can acquire on of these.
Kiss my nose, please.
Stop Nuclear Testing !!!!!!!!!!!
I hope they are not repeats... if so..enjoy again..
If it was only this easy.
Something other than dancing on your mind or no clean laundry?
A guy having sex with a blow up doll, and showing his face:
[url]http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=14395[/url]
[QUOTE=Common Man]Show her you love her, cuddle.[/QUOTE]
Very funny, CM! Thanks!
[QUOTE=Common Man]Yes, she had a baby and is due for another as she gets ready for her high school prom.[/QUOTE]
OMG, that is fucking hilarious. A real wh*re always shows her pregnant belly in formal wear - LMAO! Pretty soon, she'll be taking her own ads on craigslist . . .
Belly button jewelry:
Mine too...........
A beer before it starts....
Al Qaida's 2nd in command has been captured by American forces:
How to Haggle.
[QUOTE=DropFrame]Al Qaida's 2nd in command has been captured by American forces:[/QUOTE]
That's so close to reality that it's scary.
[QUOTE=Common Man]Learn your math the old fashion way.[/QUOTE]
About busted a gut on this one...thanks for the laugh!!! No wonder our public schools are in trouble.
If this happened to me, I'd know I had the wrong house!
[QUOTE=DropFrame]Al Qaida's 2nd in command has been captured by American forces:[/QUOTE]
One way you can tell a neocom is by their humor. It sucks. Bwahahahaha.
Wolfe
[QUOTE=Wolfgang]One way you can tell a neocom is by their humor. It sucks. Bwahahahaha.
Wolfe[/QUOTE]
One way you can tell a liberal is by their lack of one. The truth hurts.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.