Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SubwayEatFresh;1123292]Went there for first time, got a HE (just tug). Where are the LMP's located?[/QUOTE]The LMP is on hallendale. Do a BP search they have been posting ads under 'body rubs' section with latina in french mask.

I went while the place was under older mgt. Had a full menu. Including riding you for 200. On my way out there I saw a real nice latina with glasses fixing coffee. That I really wanted to have my way with. Then never went back.

To SoFlaDive's post. The only AMP I kow in the 27th area is Swan with the big. Ahh a parking lot more like fitin 20 cars max. Parking lot is left of Swan spa.

: Personally the rub at swan is great. Girls really take their time to msg you. But if your lookin for HE's BBBJ's. Love korean. Speak it even better. Then maybe you can. And there are always 2 girls. If the girl is alone maybe.

IF IF you have a AMP fetish or hunt mode. Check out indie board as there is a guy who goes to these AMP's almost all over S. FL on weekly basics. And he still has to post a BJ review.

My best catch was at Taft St. AMP. A young Chinese girl 19-20 max. Made out with her and roamed all over her. Had a garlic breath =). For 80 damange. Know the owner there just have not gone back for 2-3 months now. That girl is long gone. Name was mitchell. Had to tug my ownself though while I was doing french and using left to finger.

I had previously visited the Anna Lee spa reference below in late Nov. And opted for the 60 minute massage and TS. I must have gone on a bad evening cause the girl that I ended up with was sick, and the massage was ok, marginal at best. At one point I though she was going to fall asleep while standing up. The whole time I was in there she was hacking and coughing, and I almost decided to leave. She did have about a 10 minute period where she did an excellent job focusing on my glutes and other spots, while sitting on top of me. On the flip she insisted on the covers and the massage went down hill from there. At the TS she made sure I was very clean in every spot and was a lot more playful. I made sure I had a shower prior to going so I know that was not the issue. Back to the room and then she dried off her legs and promptly exited, despite my attempts to coax her into finishing up.

There is probably more there to be had, but after leaving with a nasty cold that lasted a week, I decided to try my luck elsewhere. But that's another post.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rare-body-works-tantric-massages-21/2794495[/url]

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm

One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm

Pricey, but good. They have a jacuzzi tub room for $ plus entry fee minimum tip of another $ for the girl who shows up in a little white tericloth robe to attend to you, with nothing underneath.

I've been there twice. A very sexy Colombiana gave me great FS but would not get in the tub with me. The Brazilian girl, Priscilla, was absolutely the best and jumped right in, BBBJ with her head underwater and all soapy with bubbles. FS on the table. It could not have been better. There is a blond Brazilian girl too who I hear is great, but I have not sampled yet.

Regular massage rooms are cheaper, but I can get that anywhere. With a bubblebath jacuzzi tub, I actually leave cleaner than I came in! Of course the reallllllly expensive part comes afterward if you stop at the casino across the street. Ouch.

And. Its good to be online again!

Norm

Norm, I wouldn't give my driver's license to anybody in this business of mongering. So you did the right thing even if the whole thing was legit. There will always be another opportunity.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127522]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rare-body-works-tantric-massages-21/2794495[/url]

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127522][url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rare-body-works-tantric-massages-21/2794495[/url]

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm[/QUOTE]I've heard that some places in miami started asking clients to fill out a short form almost like the motels. I heard of one place that does ask for I'd. My opinion is that never give your I'd to these places. Just the fact that they know your name and address does not sit sit well wiith me.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127527]One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm[/QUOTE]From what I know. The girls that working in these place have a rotation. There are about 10 of more of these places where the girls rotate from place to place. My favorite girl is sasha. Don't know if she still works the parlors. Average price from my experience is $ then $5 and $$ (all inclusive) includes tip.

[QUOTE=Mundo 007;1127559]Norm, I wouldn't give my driver's license to anybody in this business of mongering. So you did the right thing even if the whole thing was legit. There will always be another opportunity.[/QUOTE]The ad was for a beautiful Russian female.

When ever I see any thing Russian or Eastern European about a girl, I do an exit, immediately!

The risk of scams, rip offs or something more terrifying like drugging you and taking your organs are all there when dealing with the Russian types.

They can be very dangerous.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127522][url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rare-body-works-tantric-massages-21/2794495[/url]

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm[/QUOTE]I tried to use them once. I called and the same happened to me. No pick up, just text messages. Made the appointment but didn't have to wait in he car for long. The door man does have an attitude but he didn't make me give him my license. This was weeks ago so they probably changed things with so much traffic coming in and out of that place. Got to the door and knock. The girl that opened up was not the girl in the pictures and was not attractive at all. Hell, she wasn't even european like most of their ads say. I left and got several text messages after that. Saying "please don't go, we're sending the other girl" "you have to tell us which girl you want when you call because we have many girls working for us". I would have told you if you ever pick up the damn phone. So I just kept driving.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127527]One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm[/QUOTE]Young girls or girls 35+? BBBJ or CBJ?

[QUOTE=Archsex;1127561]I've heard that some places in miami started asking clients to fill out a short form almost like the motels. I heard of one place that does ask for I'd. My opinion is that never give your I'd to these places. Just the fact that they know your name and address does not sit sit well wiith me.[/QUOTE]I have had that experience. Give them a false name and address and I give them the phone number for dial-a-prayer!

Passing through MIA the other day and drove past an establishment at 7th and 45th (I think) with a big sign on the one story building saying "Asian Massage." Inside were two Chinese women (30s?) a few well appointed rooms and a restroom. They offered no TS so I put my clothes on a hook and lay face down on the very comfortable massage table. An unnamed therapist came in and gave me a reasonable massage for an hour for. 6. She used a towel for draping the whole time but she left me exposed much of the time as she moved it around. Her technique used lots of long strokes so she used just enough oil to keep things smooth easy to remove with the hot towel. For. 6 it was a decent value.

Both ladies had adequate English so I'm sure they've been here a while. They gave no hint of any extras and display a loose-leaf paper sign on the wall claiming no sexual services. That kind of makes sense when you've got a huge marquee outside claiming "Asian Massage" and you want to avoid LE hassles, but I just have to think that with the proper relationship we could come to an understanding.

Across the street was another strip mall with several hair / nail / beauty spas, on of which is called "Sunshine Spa." Sunshine was closed, perhaps for good, but with a name like that it's got to be an AMP / LMP. Within a few blocks are even more spas of various types but most were closed by the time I was wandering about. Yak

[QUOTE=Very Scary;1127711]Young girls or girls 35+? BBBJ or CBJ?[/QUOTE]Young, BBJ

[QUOTE=Very Scary;1127710]I tried to use them once. I called and the same happened to me. No pick up, just text messages. Made the appointment but didn't have to wait in he car for long. The door man does have an attitude but he didn't make me give him my license. This was weeks ago so they probably changed things with so much traffic coming in and out of that place. Got to the door and knock. The girl that opened up was not the girl in the pictures and was not attractive at all. Hell, she wasn't even european like most of their ads say. I left and got several text messages after that. Saying "please don't go, we're sending the other girl" "you have to tell us which girl you want when you call because we have many girls working for us". I would have told you if you ever pick up the damn phone. So I just kept driving.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the scoop. I feel like I did the right thing.

[QUOTE=Archsex;1127566]From what I know. The girls that working in these place have a rotation. There are about 10 of more of these places where the girls rotate from place to place. My favorite girl is sasha. Don't know if she still works the parlors. Average price from my experience is $ then $5 and $$ (all inclusive) includes tip.[/QUOTE]Thanks. When you say all inclusive, does that mean the room too? Have you done $$ for FS including the 40 for the house?

[QUOTE=Normal Guy;1134954]Thanks. When you say all inclusive, does that mean the room too? Have you done $$ for FS including the 40 for the house?[/QUOTE]I have done $$ for FS but in Broward and along time ago. I know in palm beach there some places that you can get all inclusive (FS) including tip for 160. Palm beach, they take you to a room and the girl one by one come and meet you and you then decide.

These latina massage places advertise constantly on BP:

Sunset Spa.

Gables Spa.

Splash Spa.

Tamiami Airport Spa.

Which of these are legit / worth it? I mean in terms of the looks of the girls, FS options, price, etc?

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127527]One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm[/QUOTE]Tried this one on the recommendation and had the worst experience of my life.

Met by reasonably cute late 20's latina with huge bolt-ons. Seemed to be the only one there.

Led to the room and was given the worst massage I ever had which, mercifully, ended quickly as she made her pitch. All services were out-of-sight price-wise.

All I can say is Heaven isn't!

What kind of $$?

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1127532]Pricey, but good. They have a jacuzzi tub room for $ plus entry fee minimum tip of another $ for the girl who shows up in a little white tericloth robe to attend to you, with nothing underneath.

I've been there twice. A very sexy Colombiana gave me great FS but would not get in the tub with me. The Brazilian girl, Priscilla, was absolutely the best and jumped right in, BBBJ with her head underwater and all soapy with bubbles. FS on the table. It could not have been better. There is a blond Brazilian girl too who I hear is great, but I have not sampled yet.

Regular massage rooms are cheaper, but I can get that anywhere. With a bubblebath jacuzzi tub, I actually leave cleaner than I came in! Of course the reallllllly expensive part comes afterward if you stop at the casino across the street. Ouch.

And. Its good to be online again!

Norm[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dickhertz; 1140349]Tried this one on the recommendation and had the worst experience of my life.

Met by reasonably cute late 20's latina with huge bolt-ons. Seemed to be the only one there.

Led to the room and was given the worst massage I ever had which, mercifully, ended quickly as she made her pitch. All services were out-of-sight price-wise.

All I can say is Heaven isn't![/QUOTE]I tried it out recently. The girl I got was tina. She wanted 160 for oral and 200 for FS. I talked her down to 100 for oral. That added to the original fee everything was 200. A little more than most places but worth it because the girls are attractive.

While the experience was kind of average, HE got what HE needed. So ultimately, that's good.

No point in naming names IMO, but the nipples on my lady were amazing, but I couldn't get them out for anything. Felt like a teenager maneuvering around that bra.

I started at the office park down the street, but when I went up (#204) and the hostess said come back in a half hour and when I went back to my car, there were too many people on cell phones for me to be comfortable.

I've gone to Sunset spa saw a latina. Kosy or Cosy. Had red hair back then. Over sell LMP. I took a damage of 160 for a CBJ. Ofcouse the girl takes off her clothes and roamin is allowed. I never repeated. Personally THE BEST BEST BAIT N SWITCH I HAD. : AND I MEAN IN A GOOD WAY was in 07 with Latina Anita. Not the 50 yr old Anita postin on BP now. She listed under body rubs (40ish spinner lookin latina mama). Face was "blurred" in pix and when I went to her place. Asked for bengies and threw me on bed BBBJ + DATY + dato + greek + swallow. Total damange 100. Indie most probly. Since then I've found another azn girl who does part of the things for 120.

That anita put all these MPs L or A to shame. Hence I go once every 8 months or so to a MP to get a rub down.

If you want a good msg. Frm a AMP try Swan spa in CG. 80 sometimes you can even slide w / o a tip. NO MENU just HJ. But the msg is pretty decent. Have fun. If I were you. I go on war with MP's. No BBBJ don't even ask for tip. As I've those kinnda good girlies

[QUOTE=Feanor7; 1138375]These latina massage places advertise constantly on BP:

Sunset Spa.

Gables Spa.

Splash Spa.

Tamiami Airport Spa.

Which of these are legit / worth it? I mean in terms of the looks of the girls, FS options, price, etc? [/QUOTE]

Has anyone had any experiences with the AMP on Miller and 100 Ave beside the porkys gym?

Here's a new twist on the MP. A movie companion! If anyone has tried this or a similar service please post.

[url]http://www.linkeduplive.com/Home.html[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/attn_-new-service-moviehotty-private-room-3058345247-_-_-22/12993415[/url]

[QUOTE=Mundo 007; 1153829]Here's a new twist on the MP. A movie companion! If anyone has tried this or a similar service please post.

[url]http://www.linkeduplive.com/Home.html[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/attn_-new-service-moviehotty-private-room-3058345247-_-_-22/12993415[/url][/QUOTE]Looks like fun, perhaps the 50. And a Benji will get you the royal treatment.

We all got to spend our money on something, right?

[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1154017]Looks like fun, perhaps the 50. And a Benji will get you the royal treatment.

We all got to spend our money on something, right? [/QUOTE]Ingenious! Absolutely brilliant marketing!

I was working two blocks from there two weeks ago, and decided to deal with the traffic in the afternoon rush hour, since I couldn't find a bar close by to sit a bit. I certainly could have killed off some time catching a movie.

[QUOTE=Mundo 007; 1153829]Here's a new twist on the MP. A movie companion! If anyone has tried this or a similar service please post.

[url]http://www.linkeduplive.com/Home.html[/url]

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/attn_-new-service-moviehotty-private-room-3058345247-_-_-22/12993415[/url]

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Clubberman;1154243]I was working two blocks from there two weeks ago, and decided to deal with the traffic in the afternoon rush hour, since I couldn't find a bar close by to sit a bit. I certainly could have killed off some time catching a movie.[/QUOTE]Extra services could be ordered.

[QUOTE=Leggomy;1154554]Extra services could be ordered.[/QUOTE]Any body trided the services?

[QUOTE=Bonus Jones;1146099]While the experience was kind of average, HE got what HE needed. So ultimately, that's good.[/QUOTE]Wound up going back.

Better than last time.

My girl this time was great.

A little coaxing to get to the finish, but well worth the effort.

My girl was really trying to communicate something at the end, but the language barrier won that day.

Having returned once, I see a pattern forming.

(Lawrence, the robot on Small Wonder)

Headed to Miami on Thursday and staying at the Royal Palm Hotel. If anyone can provide any intel on a solid AMP with FS that's close pm me and I'll make sure to hook you up if you ever visit San Diego.

Hello,

I've gotten myself in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice from some clear headed, experienced mongers. I have a Chinese, middle-aged female friend. Platonic, completely. Who lives in New York and has been trying to fix me up with her sister, who just moved here from China and speaks NO english, and just went to work in a massage parlor 1. 5 hours from where I live. When I told my friend (without going into too much detail why) that I didn't care for that "work", she said her sister wasn't like that, she would say no to a monger, or to someone who wanted "special service" as it's called in China.

But, as I have spent a lot of time in massage parlors (mostly in China) I just don't see her sister being able to work there without indulging, especially as a FOB woman looking to make some cash to support herself here. I know if I were a punter going to a AMP, I'd certainly want to hit it.

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? I've met the newly-arrived sister once, and she is really cool, fun, we had a blast, but I had to park down the block to pick her up from the MP after she got off work (she didn't want her boss seeing her get into my car) and after two hours I had to bring her back to the MP, where she is apparently living. Also, after only a week here she has already moved to another nearby MP (she sent me an email telling me the first one was "buhao", meaning "not good" in Chinese) which to me suggests that she is already bouncing around on the MP circuit. I'm looking for a serious chick to date, hence I don't want a bunch of mongers stretching out my poon, LOL.

Hope I don't come off as too judgemental, but we all must set our standards, right? Any advice is appreciated.

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

I've gotten myself in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice from some clear headed, experienced mongers. I have a Chinese, middle-aged female friend. Platonic, completely. Who lives in New York and has been trying to fix me up with her sister, who just moved here from China and speaks NO english, and just went to work in a massage parlor 1. 5 hours from where I live. When I told my friend (without going into too much detail why) that I didn't care for that "work", she said her sister wasn't like that, she would say no to a monger, or to someone who wanted "special service" as it's called in China.

But, as I have spent a lot of time in massage parlors (mostly in China) I just don't see her sister being able to work there without indulging, especially as a FOB woman looking to make some cash to support herself here. I know if I were a punter going to a AMP, I'd certainly want to hit it.

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? I've met the newly-arrived sister once, and she is really cool, fun, we had a blast, but I had to park down the block to pick her up from the MP after she got off work (she didn't want her boss seeing her get into my car) and after two hours I had to bring her back to the MP, where she is apparently living. Also, after only a week here she has already moved to another nearby MP (she sent me an email telling me the first one was "buhao", meaning "not good" in Chinese) which to me suggests that she is already bouncing around on the MP circuit. I'm looking for a serious chick to date, hence I don't want a bunch of mongers stretching out my poon, LOL.

Hope I don't come off as too judgemental, but we all must set our standards, right? Any advice is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Having a "serious" relation ship with someone accustom to getting paid to perform is possible. I suppose you would get her best price.

Judging by your request, I think you already know the answer and are looking for support. If you are of a mind to try and "save" her, I think you are going to lose on that. If you wish to continue on, get used to sharing her. Just my thoughts. Bottom line, ONLY you can decide. Best of luck, and let us know how it turns out for you.

PS. Where does she work, hours, and name? Just kidding. :)

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

I've gotten myself in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice from some clear headed, experienced mongers. I have a Chinese, middle-aged female friend. Platonic, completely. Who lives in New York and has been trying to fix me up with her sister, who just moved here from China and speaks NO english, and just went to work in a massage parlor 1. 5 hours from where I live. When I told my friend (without going into too much detail why) that I didn't care for that "work", she said her sister wasn't like that, she would say no to a monger, or to someone who wanted "special service" as it's called in China.

But, as I have spent a lot of time in massage parlors (mostly in China) I just don't see her sister being able to work there without indulging, especially as a FOB woman looking to make some cash to support herself here. I know if I were a punter going to a AMP, I'd certainly want to hit it.

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? I've met the newly-arrived sister once, and she is really cool, fun, we had a blast, but I had to park down the block to pick her up from the MP after she got off work (she didn't want her boss seeing her get into my car) and after two hours I had to bring her back to the MP, where she is apparently living. Also, after only a week here she has already moved to another nearby MP (she sent me an email telling me the first one was "buhao", meaning "not good" in Chinese) which to me suggests that she is already bouncing around on the MP circuit. I'm looking for a serious chick to date, hence I don't want a bunch of mongers stretching out my poon, LOL.

Hope I don't come off as too judgemental, but we all must set our standards, right? Any advice is appreciated. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

I've gotten myself in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice from some clear headed, experienced mongers. I have a Chinese, middle-aged female friend. Platonic, completely. Who lives in New York and has been trying to fix me up with her sister, who just moved here from China and speaks NO english, and just went to work in a massage parlor 1. 5 hours from where I live. When I told my friend (without going into too much detail why) that I didn't care for that "work", she said her sister wasn't like that, she would say no to a monger, or to someone who wanted "special service" as it's called in China.

But, as I have spent a lot of time in massage parlors (mostly in China) I just don't see her sister being able to work there without indulging, especially as a FOB woman looking to make some cash to support herself here. I know if I were a punter going to a AMP, I'd certainly want to hit it.

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? I've met the newly-arrived sister once, and she is really cool, fun, we had a blast, but I had to park down the block to pick her up from the MP after she got off work (she didn't want her boss seeing her get into my car) and after two hours I had to bring her back to the MP, where she is apparently living. Also, after only a week here she has already moved to another nearby MP (she sent me an email telling me the first one was "buhao", meaning "not good" in Chinese) which to me suggests that she is already bouncing around on the MP circuit. I'm looking for a serious chick to date, hence I don't want a bunch of mongers stretching out my poon, LOL.

Hope I don't come off as too judgemental, but we all must set our standards, right? Any advice is appreciated.[/QUOTE]A good friend of mine had a Chinese national sis-and-law. Long story short, he married the sis-and-law's sister. Talk about all in the family.

For two / three years, the new bride treated him like a king until that fateful day she got her citizenship card. Card in hand, she couldn't get out the door fast enough. They're still married. He moved to Biloxi, she to SanFran. Neither of them will file for divorce. Go figure.

Good luck to you,

Mal

If ya have friends in NY which I'm sure you do. I take your Chinese. Then don't ask Chinese ask Latinos or Black. Chinese girls love to come to US. Minite they get their green card or citizenship boi your done. And its even more F-ed up in Canada. They marry U and once they come to CAN they just go with their lover / family as they are automatic CAN citizen.

U can experiment. Just sign a prenupt. Worse case give her your 89 accord =D as dowrey / time spent. I know sounds shallow. I was in true love and was hurt so badly that I'm on this site. ART of WAR = whats fair to you mite not be to her; and hence its WAR or love in this case.

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

I've gotten myself in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice from some clear headed, experienced mongers. I have a Chinese, middle-aged female friend. Platonic, completely. Who lives in New York and has been trying to fix me up with her sister, who just moved here from China and speaks NO english, and just went to work in a massage parlor 1. 5 hours from where I live. When I told my friend (without going into too much detail why) that I didn't care for that "work", she said her sister wasn't like that, she would say no to a monger, or to someone who wanted "special service" as it's called in China.

But, as I have spent a lot of time in massage parlors (mostly in China) I just don't see her sister being able to work there without indulging, especially as a FOB woman looking to make some cash to support herself here. I know if I were a punter going to a AMP, I'd certainly want to hit it.

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? I've met the newly-arrived sister once, and she is really cool, fun, we had a blast, but I had to park down the block to pick her up from the MP after she got off work (she didn't want her boss seeing her get into my car) and after two hours I had to bring her back to the MP, where she is apparently living. Also, after only a week here she has already moved to another nearby MP (she sent me an email telling me the first one was "buhao", meaning "not good" in Chinese) which to me suggests that she is already bouncing around on the MP circuit. I'm looking for a serious chick to date, hence I don't want a bunch of mongers stretching out my poon, LOL.

Hope I don't come off as too judgemental, but we all must set our standards, right? Any advice is appreciated. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;1150925]Has anyone had any experiences with the AMP on Miller and 100 Ave beside the porkys gym?[/QUOTE]Self-service.

Marry the hoe and pimp her, win win.

Nothing else to it.

Joe Black.

[QUOTE=QControl; 1172000]Hello,

I've gotten myself in a bit of a pickle and I'd like some advice from some clear headed, experienced mongers. I have a Chinese, middle-aged female friend. Platonic, completely. Who lives in New York and has been trying to fix me up with her sister, who just moved here from China and speaks NO english, and just went to work in a massage parlor 1. 5 hours from where I live. When I told my friend (without going into too much detail why) that I didn't care for that "work", she said her sister wasn't like that, she would say no to a monger, or to someone who wanted "special service" as it's called in China.

But, as I have spent a lot of time in massage parlors (mostly in China) I just don't see her sister being able to work there without indulging, especially as a FOB woman looking to make some cash to support herself here. I know if I were a punter going to a AMP, I'd certainly want to hit it.

My question is, would you get involved romantically with a AMP worker? I've met the newly-arrived sister once, and she is really cool, fun, we had a blast, but I had to park down the block to pick her up from the MP after she got off work (she didn't want her boss seeing her get into my car) and after two hours I had to bring her back to the MP, where she is apparently living. Also, after only a week here she has already moved to another nearby MP (she sent me an email telling me the first one was "buhao", meaning "not good" in Chinese) which to me suggests that she is already bouncing around on the MP circuit. I'm looking for a serious chick to date, hence I don't want a bunch of mongers stretching out my poon, LOL.

Hope I don't come off as too judgemental, but we all must set our standards, right? Any advice is appreciated. [/QUOTE]

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