Massage Parlor Reports

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Has anyone tried here yet? Or know if a Latin one nearby?

[QUOTE=Bigoh;6037157]Has anyone tried here yet?[/QUOTE]The ad you link to: shows a number that is one of the two numbers for Sunny Spa, in Carmel.

[URL=https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunny-spa-carmel-ny-85459#rubmaps]LOOK HERE[/URL]

If you do a search for "Sunny", searching only the Hudson Valley forums (use Advanced Search), you will find several reviews.

See the Danbury AMP section for a wealth of info on Latinas (in Danbury).

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Has anyone tried here yet? Or know if a Latin one nearby?[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time or money. I've given them numerous chances. Always say they have new girls, but its always the same two. Neither are that great. Very mechanical and just overall not a good time.

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Has anyone tried here yet? Or know if a Latin one nearby?[/QUOTE]Was there the other day. All you will do is haggle over prices the whole time with a woman that as best is a 5/10. Also pay for an hour and get 40 minutes.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6039351]The ad you link to: shows a number that is one of the two numbers for Sunny Spa, in Carmel.

[URL=https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunny-spa-carmel-ny-85459#rubmaps]LOOK HERE[/URL]

If you do a search for "Sunny", searching only the Hudson Valley forums (use Advanced Search), you will find several reviews.

See the Danbury AMP section for a wealth of info on Latinas (in Danbury).[/QUOTE]Welcome back to the board, Nik!!

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=Jaboni;5986324]Been going there for a few years and the service used to be top notch. It seems lately going downhill. The last time it was nothing more than a standard mechanical are&T although got a half-hearted CBJ and felt rushed, no enthusiasm, couldn't even get her to crack a smile. I had to finish myself off while she slammed her finger in my ass. Maybe I'm just spoiled.[/QUOTE]Same. Went a few times earlier this year and got not one but two different TUMA queens who ate it like it was their last meal. Last couple of times, not really different from any other place. Sad to see.

I've been search for the holy grail for a while with no luck. Are there any places around here that aren't staffed by Asian ladies? Nothing against them; just not my personal preference if there's an alternative. Would love a place with a table shower, a massage, and some fun that's staffed by other ladies. Latina, black, white. Open to alternatives. Bonus points if there's TUMA available. Sorry for the blatant plea for help. I've searched here and haven't been able to find anything. Hook a dude up?

Actually I been there many times for long time. There used to providers in their 50's or 60's for years. But I recently see more and more young ladies in her 40's. Momo was definitely in her mid 30's but she left. Their service is not as hot as NYC but can't complain in this area.

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6025086]See attached.[/QUOTE]Haven't been on the board in a while and missed this info. I went to botanical the Monday after this happened. Provider was April and it was the standard experience at this place. Also didn't know warm was known as botanical.

Fellas,

Just a few reports for you:

1. Euro Massage. As much as it pains me to put this into the stratosphere, you need to see Bella. She is above average height with a small chest (which doesn't bother me) but her ass and legs are exceptional. Petite in weight but again, above average height. Very fit. I usually prefer short girls but she is hot as hell. She is very good looking and young. She claims 25 and it doesn't seem like that's a stretch or fake. Nice accent and sweet girl. The last two times I saw her I've had to dip out on time due to other responsibilities even though I pay for the full hour and she seems genuinely upset about it. Like really encouraging me to come back and spend the full hour. Maybe MSOG? Not sure, haven't pressed it. Everything is covered (also fine with me) but she definitely is not robotic and goes above and beyond with eye contact during CBJ (and some nice slapping your mini-me on her tongue while smiling, kinda porn-ish) and is quite vocal, which is nice. The only thing is that she is the flakiest one I've dealt with here. She has flaked out completely once and made me wait another time. Never had that happen before here. Besides that, she is the hottest girl I've seen here and I've seen several and they are all pretty good looking. As always, if you can spend the cash. It's $300 all in for the hour. If I were close to NYC I wouldn't be going here but I don't think you'll find better company locally.

2. Warm Spa. I love the MMS here. She's awesome but can be off putting if you don't get to know her or are easily spooked. I told her this time I wanted to see the girl before I committed, and she obliged by bringing in Phoebe. Medium build and dark red hair coloring for a little over shoulder length hair, which gave her a slutty vibe I was digging. The massage was surprisingly good even if short-ish because she knew the deal. Only other good massage I had at Warm was from Ana, and I'm not sure if she's still there. Doubt it. Anyway, CBJ to cowgirl and then doggy until I blasted. BUT if you are an ass play guy (I don't mind a little teasing and licking but that's about it), I'm pretty sure I was invited to get on all fours for her to do whatever craziness to me. During soft touch while still face down she was all up in there for the ass play, with fingers and tongue and kissing. It's not my thing but I do wonder what I could have scored if I took the bait and just bent over like a simp for her. Maybe another time if I'm feeling adventurous.

Anyway, enjoy fellas. Circumstances are putting me out of commission for a little. Talk soon.

D.

Really enjoyed my visit to Heaven today. Had a session with Jenny. Mid to late 40's, typically short, very slender & fit, with a nice bust under her tight fitting top. Sweet lady, energetic with excellent hard massage, just what I needed! All other services were equally great; very pleasurable. I look forward to another visit. She said that she will be there full time, but the last 3 times I visited the girls were gone within 10 days.

[QUOTE=DPalm;6063166]Fellas,

Just a few reports for you:

1. Euro Massage. As much as it pains me to put this into the stratosphere, you need to see Bella. She is above average height with a small chest (which doesn't bother me) but her ass and legs are exceptional. Petite in weight but again, above average height. Very fit. I usually prefer short girls but she is hot as hell. She is very good looking and young. She claims 25 and it doesn't seem like that's a stretch or fake. Nice accent and sweet girl. The last two times I saw her I've had to dip out on time due to other responsibilities even though I pay for the full hour and she seems genuinely upset about it. Like really encouraging me to come back and spend the full hour. Maybe MSOG? Not sure, haven't pressed it. Everything is covered (also fine with me) but she definitely is not robotic and goes above and beyond with eye contact during CBJ (and some nice slapping your mini-me on her tongue while smiling, kinda porn-ish) and is quite vocal, which is nice. The only thing is that she is the flakiest one I've dealt with here. She has flaked out completely once and made me wait another time. Never had that happen before here. Besides that, she is the hottest girl I've seen here and I've seen several and they are all pretty good looking. As always, if you can spend the cash. It's $300 all in for the hour. If I were close to NYC I wouldn't be going here but I don't think you'll find better company locally.

2. Warm Spa. I love the MMS here. She's awesome but can be off putting if you don't get to know her or are easily spooked. I told her this time I wanted to see the girl before I committed, and she obliged by bringing in Phoebe. Medium build and dark red hair coloring for a little over shoulder length hair, which gave her a slutty vibe I was digging. The massage was surprisingly good even if short-ish because she knew the deal. Only other good massage I had at Warm was from Ana, and I'm not sure if she's still there. Doubt it. Anyway, CBJ to cowgirl and then doggy until I blasted. BUT if you are an ass play guy (I don't mind a little teasing and licking but that's about it), I'm pretty sure I was invited to get on all fours for her to do whatever craziness to me. During soft touch while still face down she was all up in there for the ass play, with fingers and tongue and kissing. It's not my thing but I do wonder what I could have scored if I took the bait and just bent over like a simp for her. Maybe another time if I'm feeling adventurous.

Anyway, enjoy fellas. Circumstances are putting me out of commission for a little. Talk soon.

D.[/QUOTE]Know exactly what you mean about reluctance to give up a "unicorn". Gave the board a recommendation last year and don't know if I'd do all over again. I'm sure there are other "unicorns" out there, but some of our fellow members may be guarded against socializing the find on this board. Believe me, I get it now. With the pandemic followed by the increase in fake ads and poor service providers as of late. Can't say I blame them.

And so it goes.

Amy was my provider, she's older, not too bad looking, in good shape, and has pretty much zero English skills. Massage is honestly pretty good. If you splurge for the whole hour, you'll get all the kinks worked out of your back, arms, legs, feet, and neck. I have pretty much no complaints about that. As far as the HE goes, it's nothing to write home about. Pretty mechanical, but it gets the job done. I asked about extras and as far as I could tell with the language barrier, HE is the only offering. Maybe someone else will have better luck. All in all, I probably wouldn't repeat unless I have no other options in the area (and this area is slim pickings).

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[QUOTE=JJB944;6066977]Know exactly what you mean about reluctance to give up a "unicorn". Gave the board a recommendation last year and don't know if I'd do all over again. I'm sure there are other "unicorns" out there, but some of our fellow members may be guarded against socializing the find on this board. Believe me, I get it now. With the pandemic followed by the increase in fake ads and poor service providers as of late. Can't say I blame them.

And so it goes.[/QUOTE]Can't find it out on google.

[QUOTE=Blatant5;6075021]Can't find it out on google.[/QUOTE]Dang man, I think I found it and a live 12 + hours away. I will be up there soon. And I will check it out for you!! Make sure it's the right one! LOL.

[QUOTE=JJB944;6066977]Know exactly what you mean about reluctance to give up a "unicorn". Gave the board a recommendation last year and don't know if I'd do all over again. I'm sure there are other "unicorns" out there, but some of our fellow members may be guarded against socializing the find on this board. Believe me, I get it now. With the pandemic followed by the increase in fake ads and poor service providers as of late. Can't say I blame them.

And so it goes.[/QUOTE]I wholeheartedly agree, JJB.

We begin, as neophytes, on this Board, seeking answers to (what seems to me to be, now) easy questions, and reviews, from the Senior Members. Then some of us say "F It! And go out, and do a shitload of field research. Keeping spreadsheets, and everything. And we find these unicorns, on occasion. And in our naive "green-ness", we impart the info here.

I think we all knew about Ella at In Spa, even if we hadn't tried her yet. She was such a unique experience. I cannot help but wonder if the last paragraph, of mine, in [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5798275&viewfull=1#post5798275]POST #271[/URL] pushed things over the Edge.

"What are you saying, Nik? That YOUR review is what made her leave the Game? That's pretty narcissistic".

Hear me out. Before that Post, she was moderately busy, certainly. But I could always be assured of "quiet time" with her, if I went in the morning of my day off. And she ALWAYS lit up when she saw me; I felt we had a good rapport. Our time together was mutually fun, languid and slow, and she shared personal shit with me (maybe they all do). She always made a big deal about my contributions. I was never rushed out.

After that Post, she went from 2 days off a week, to THREE. Our final session? She was so rushed from guys coming in to see her non-stop, that she needed 10 minutes to freshen up before she saw me (no problem, to be sure, but it had never happened prior). She seemed flustered and over-worked. Gave her an inordinately generous tip that day, but she barely looked at it as she rushed me out the door. THAT, had never happened before (her not noticing and vocalizing her appreciation).

Ella's gone now. I asked about her (Mamasan) twice. The first time was on the phone. Mamasan said: "Ella on vacation. But we have all new girls. You come try. " The second time was in person (trying one of those new girls). I said, essentially, "Hey, I used to see Ella ALL the time. Is she ever coming back?" Mamasan say: "Probably not. But if she does, it won't be for a long time. ".

I'll keep my Unicorns, from now on, I think.

Hey, I'll be around the area very soon, I've been doing my research and found a couple of places I'd like to visit. Where I'm from, you can tell if FS is avail by the amount of time the price by. 30 minute places. Might be more apt to be fun. Are there tell tell signs built in here?? And. Let's just imagine I had a decent time. What's tip rate here?? Thanks for help. Inbox would be fine if you don't want to shout!! TIA!!

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6076661]I wholeheartedly agree, JJB.

We begin, as neophytes, on this Board, seeking answers to (what seems to me to be, now) easy questions, and reviews, from the Senior Members. Then some of us say "F It! And go out, and do a shitload of field research. Keeping spreadsheets, and everything. And we find these unicorns, on occasion. And in our naive "green-ness", we impart the info here.

I think we all knew about Ella at In Spa, even if we hadn't tried her yet. She was such a unique experience. I cannot help but wonder if the last paragraph, of mine, in [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5798275&viewfull=1#post5798275]POST #271[/URL] pushed things over the Edge.

"What are you saying, Nik? That YOUR review is what made her leave the Game? That's pretty narcissistic".

Hear me out. Before that Post, she was moderately busy, certainly. But I could always be assured of "quiet time" with her, if I went in the morning of my day off. And she ALWAYS lit up when she saw me; I felt we had a good rapport. Our time together was mutually fun, languid and slow, and she shared personal shit with me (maybe they all do). She always made a big deal about my contributions. I was never rushed out.

After that Post, she went from 2 days off a week, to THREE. Our final session? She was so rushed from guys coming in to see her non-stop, that she needed 10 minutes to freshen up before she saw me (no problem, to be sure, but it had never happened prior). She seemed flustered and over-worked. Gave her an inordinately generous tip that day, but she barely looked at it as she rushed me out the door. THAT, had never happened before (her not noticing and vocalizing her appreciation).

Ella's gone now. I asked about her (Mamasan) twice. The first time was on the phone. Mamasan said: "Ella on vacation. But we have all new girls. You come try. " The second time was in person (trying one of those new girls). I said, essentially, "Hey, I used to see Ella ALL the time. Is she ever coming back?" Mamasan say: "Probably not. But if she does, it won't be for a long time. ".

I'll keep my Unicorns, from now on, I think.[/QUOTE]Had the EXACT same experience with Linda at Sun &Moon Spa last year. Shared her with the board and suddenly, booking time was a challenge of sorts. 2 months later, MMS tells me "Linda on vacation". That's spooky!!

I guess the increased patronage either met her "quota" with her "travel agent" or pushed her "savings" to the point where she could head home.

Again, just spooky brother.

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6076661]
I think we all knew about Ella at In Spa, even if we hadn't tried her yet. She was such a unique experience.

Ella's gone now. I asked about her (Mamasan) twice. The first time was on the phone. Mamasan said: "Ella on vacation. But we have all new girls. You come try. " The second time was in person (trying one of those new girls). I said, essentially, "Hey, I used to see Ella ALL the time. Is she ever coming back?" Mamasan say: "Probably not. But if she does, it won't be for a long time. ".
[/QUOTE]Too bad she left. She was a rare treat. Put aside the "going above the call of duty" part. She has / had amazing hands / technique. I would go as far as saying that her legit massage's were better than the HE & with a great / friendly personality to match, felt more like 2 friends having a good time rather than an appointment.

Unfortunately she worked at a MP. Kind of hard to take a break at times when people keep walking thru the door (at least providers can not answer the phone at times).

I understand this board is to help us all to be safe & to get the best experience at times. With the have being dry the way it is, I can see how a public reference can overwhelm a lady.

With all of that being said. She will be missed but more importantly, I hope she is well.

I'm from out of town, but did my homework, found one real gym in the area. I appreciate how you guys don't blab Everything on here inviting trouble. They're bad to do that in my home town. But, I found one here, I wish they all were that good. Dam!! Sure would be a great spa in the winter time!

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6076661]I wholeheartedly agree, JJB.

We begin, as neophytes, on this Board, seeking answers to (what seems to me to be, now) easy questions, and reviews, from the Senior Members. Then some of us say "F It! And go out, and do a shitload of field research. Keeping spreadsheets, and everything. And we find these unicorns, on occasion. And in our naive "green-ness", we impart the info here.

I think we all knew about Ella at In Spa, even if we hadn't tried her yet. She was such a unique experience. I cannot help but wonder if the last paragraph, of mine, in [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5798275&viewfull=1#post5798275]POST #271[/URL] pushed things over the Edge..[/QUOTE]Seems as if no one wants to trade Intel here in private. I'm not one to blab myself, things got very dry in one of my vacation towns because of everyone putting too much info out for anyone to see. But, I'm starting quite the little collection of water bottles mints and maybe a piece of fruit or two. I have a decent little spreadsheet working myself. But, my inbox got some hits, everyone wanting me to give up my stuff and not willing to do the same. So it goes.

Attached is a pic of a recent review.

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6098632]Attached is a pic of a recent review.[/QUOTE]There's nothing attached. However, I have that one in my spreadsheet as well! LOL.

Was wondering if anyone knew which massage provider in the Hudson Valley area has the biggest tits? Would love to know.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6100203]There's nothing attached. However, I have that one in my spreadsheet as well! LOL.[/QUOTE]I tried, system didn't do it.

Gentlemen,

Been traveling a bit for work and found myself trolling the NJ boards to see how the other half lives. Found an AMP closer to NYC with Hudson Valley prices and scored!! Top 3 AMP experience for me. The top 2 migrated to UTR "relationships". It's an hour and 15 for me dependent on time and traffic, but a definite repeat. Back in Hudson Valley and sincerely hope the experience doesn't jade my future reviews. Will try to keep an open mind and report back fairly. It's just a damn shame I had to drive 75 miles to be reminded of how the "hobby" used to be back in the good old days.

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6098028]Seems as if no one wants to trade Intel here in private. I'm not one to blab myself, things got very dry in one of my vacation towns because of everyone putting too much info out for anyone to see. But, I'm starting quite the little collection of water bottles mints and maybe a piece of fruit or two. I have a decent little spreadsheet working myself. But, my inbox got some hits, everyone wanting me to give up my stuff and not willing to do the same. So it goes.[/QUOTE]Seems to be an issue on the NJ boards also.

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6077418]Hey, I'll be around the area very soon, I've been doing my research and found a couple of places I'd like to visit. Where I'm from, you can tell if FS is avail by the amount of time the price by. 30 minute places. Might be more apt to be fun. Are there tell tell signs built in here?? And. Let's just imagine I had a decent time. What's tip rate here?? Thanks for help. Inbox would be fine if you don't want to shout!! TIA!![/QUOTE]Since no one seems to want to help, . I've learned a lot on my own.

Had one nw area of the valley. Had a back door, so I used it. When she was done I gave her my tip .4. Her eyes got big and she said. More more. I need .6. I said, well, I gave you .6. Take the other. 2 off the house fee since you only gave me 1/2 hour and we're even. She said. We don't have half hour here. I said, oh yes you do, cause that's what you gave me. Oh yeah, she wanted more for the mustache ride I guess.

Another one I went to was more nw. One of the best massages I may have ever had, she knew it was good and I did too, however, she wanted mint for the extra. $$. I just couldn't do that on top of house fee. Was going to .6 for Since the massage was very good. Ended up adding. 4 and she found a piece of Saran Wrap and a BC powder.

Coming up on long weekend, I didn't want to spend all my weekend money the first day, I tried one closer to the river and south. I was just going to go hour and👋 . When she greeted me in the little dress, I figured I didn't have correct money, I paid my house fee, and I had. 4 in one slot in wallet, and. 5 in another. I enjoyed the massage as long as she would go, never roamed. Played dumb. After the flip. She ask OK? I said sure. She said. 6 I said honey, I only have. 5 and started to get it. Somehow everything was mentioned. She said $.2. I looked sad and said, all I have is. 9 she said $ . And I replied. 9 is all. Not wanting to let the extra late night cash walk, it was game on. She was pretty big up top as well, cg first, and then switch out and I got a try. She walked me to the door hugging me as I left. She was sweet.

But it's the weekend. It's probably time to return to the first place I found here. .6 house $ lady.

Spreadsheet 101.

And so it goes!

I might change my handle to Buck and a half if this keeps up!!

Found a new one this weekend. Xaio Yan on Rte 52 in Hopewell across from John Jay. Apparently just opened up. Still has that new spa smell. They will have a table shower but it isn't installed yet. Looks to be a 1 person shop right now. Cici is Probably 40 ish but fit with a good figure. Decent basic English but google translate for more complex convo. Better than average massage and her strong is STRONG with a lot of forearm work. Left happy but did not try to see how extensive the menu is on a first time. Worth trying again if she doesn't get shut being that close to the school.

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Well, I did it! I found the cream of the crop! City service. Suburb or less pricing. That's right. I found it. Nice aftermarket C's. Cute cute cute, big thick lips, in the nice little club dress! They were calling me number 1 . Better than, way better than average massage. Actually may have heard a crack at one point. Some good fk. And the great massage. Then the flip, she was crawling all over the table and me as well. C's in my face, etc. Then she got closer to body to body, so close that I moved it toward the target, only to get a slight eye brow raise. Next thing I know. In. Cg! Bb. For quite a while, good ride, then we flipped, little ds, and then to her flat out. I took my time and rubbed her back and shoulders and we wiggled. After a few minutes of that. Flipped again to mish. Went after that for a while with some loud clapping. Slowed back down as I was getting close. Sped up and down until I didn't think I could maintain. I ask if she wanted me to. And I got a dumb look. LOL. So, after she knew what was about to happen and wasn't moving away. I cranked back up again until the boom. Cleaned up nice, alcohol towel, mouth wash, and my time has come to an end. But oh what a time it was. She said she was going to come find me. I said ok. Cause I won't make it hard!! LOL that was sure one of the good ones. Dm.

Hey everyone, new to the this and just started posting. Does anyone have any good recommendations of places?

The Scene: a small table with a few chairs, a few of the Usual Suspects sit at the table, sipping their beverage of choice. On the wall is a huge dry-erase board, with those taped-on black lines, forming a massive AMP spreadsheet.

Me: (points to the last 5 posts of Certain Member, not present at the Table) "Is anyone going to do anything? Say anything about this?

JJB944: (sighing) Don't do it, Nik.

Me: What? Is he retarded? Or something?

JJB944: Don't! You're going to get the All-Blue, Editor's Note, Largely Argumentative shut-down stamp of disapproval from the Admins.

Me: But he's had 5 posts of contributing. Nothing. He's either retarded, or he's making some weird point.

Zmac1: He's making a point, Nik. It's a very passive-aggressive way to make the point. But he's making a point.

Logan14: Yeah bro. He's trying to underscore the fact that nobody shares info, here. Or very seldom, anyway. The Seniors all keep their finds to themselves, while the others sort of stumble around asking the same question. Like "Who has the biggest tits in Hudson Valley? ".

ZMac1: Agreed. Or they ask about a recently-posted Provider who, if they had just dug (digged?) a little deeper with a Search or read a few pages of Posts. They'd have found the info they were looking for.

Me: Okay. I thought MAYBE that might be what he was doing. That. Or he's retarded.

JJB944: You can't say THAT word any more, Nik!

Me: Look, fellas, if somebody's retarded. It's Society's job to let them know. They might go out into the World and hurt themselves. Or worse: others.

JJB944: (shaking head) He ain't retarded. If we just ignore him, he'll lose interest and wander off.

ZMac1: Fat chance. Now that Nik said something? He's going to linger a while. You watch.

End scene.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6116422]The Scene: a small table with a few chairs, a few of the Usual Suspects sit at the table, sipping their beverage of choice. On the wall is a huge dry-erase board, with those taped-on black lines, forming a massive AMP spreadsheet.

Me: (points to the last 5 posts of Certain Member, not present at the Table) "Is anyone going to do anything? Say anything about this?

JJB944: (sighing) Don't do it, Nik.

Me: What? Is he retarded? Or something?

JJB944: Don't! You're going to get the All-Blue, Editor's Note, Largely Argumentative shut-down stamp of disapproval from the Admins.

Me: But he's had 5 posts of contributing. Nothing. He's either retarded, or he's making some weird point.

Zmac1: He's making a point, Nik. It's a very passive-aggressive way to make the point. But he's making a point.

Logan14: Yeah bro. He's trying to underscore the fact that nobody shares info, here. Or very seldom, anyway. The Seniors all keep their finds to themselves, while the others sort of stumble around asking the same question. Like "Who has the biggest tits in Hudson Valley? ".

ZMac1: Agreed. Or they ask about a recently-posted Provider who, if they had just dug (digged?) a little deeper with a Search or read a few pages of Posts. They'd have found the info they were looking for.

Me: Okay. I thought MAYBE that might be what he was doing. That. Or he's retarded.

JJB944: You can't say THAT word any more, Nik!

Me: Look, fellas, if somebody's retarded. It's Society's job to let them know. They might go out into the World and hurt themselves. Or worse: others.

JJB944: (shaking head) He ain't retarded. If we just ignore him, he'll lose interest and wander off.

ZMac1: Fat chance. Now that Nik said something? He's going to linger a while. You watch.

End scene.[/QUOTE]The Albany board has one of these. Unfortunately, none of that boards members read the "Don't feed the animals" signs. Responses have only encouraged that member to create different board I'd's, post outrageous content, get flagged often by Admin, and just distract all from the primary purpose of the board without contributing any helpful / reliable info.

And I enjoyed the round table immensely with an ice cold glass of Sam Adams Oktoberfest. We should definitely make that a monthly recurring meeting.

BTW. This post is hilarious! Additionally, can anyone provide info on how we "copyright" our sign-offs? I know copying other folks stuff is the sincerest form of flattery, but c'Mon. Man!

"And so it goes. ".

[QUOTE=JJB944;6117638]

BTW. This post is hilarious! Additionally, can anyone provide info on how we "copyright" our sign-offs? I know copying other folks stuff is the sincerest form of flattery, but c'Mon. Man!

"And so it goes. ".[/QUOTE]I don't think you can copyright a phrase but you should be able to trademark it!

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6116422]The Scene: a small table with a few chairs, a few of the Usual Suspects sit at the table, sipping their beverage of choice. On the wall is a huge dry-erase board, with those taped-on black lines, forming a massive AMP spreadsheet.

Me: (points to the last 5 posts of Certain Member, not present at the Table) "Is anyone going to do anything? Say anything about this?

JJB944: (sighing) Don't do it, Nik.

Me: What? Is he retarded? Or something?

JJB944: Don't! You're going to get the All-Blue, Editor's Note, Largely Argumentative shut-down stamp of disapproval from the Admins.

Me: But he's had 5 posts of contributing. Nothing. He's either retarded, or he's making some weird point.

Zmac1: He's making a point, Nik. It's a very passive-aggressive way to make the point. But he's making a point.

Logan14: Yeah bro. He's trying to underscore the fact that nobody shares info, here. Or very seldom, anyway. The Seniors all keep their finds to themselves, while the others sort of stumble around asking the same question. Like "Who has the biggest tits in Hudson Valley? ".

ZMac1: Agreed. Or they ask about a recently-posted Provider who, if they had just dug (digged?) a little deeper with a Search or read a few pages of Posts. They'd have found the info they were looking for.

Me: Okay. I thought MAYBE that might be what he was doing. That. Or he's retarded.

JJB944: You can't say THAT word any more, Nik!

Me: Look, fellas, if somebody's retarded. It's Society's job to let them know. They might go out into the World and hurt themselves. Or worse: others.

JJB944: (shaking head) He ain't retarded. If we just ignore him, he'll lose interest and wander off.

ZMac1: Fat chance. Now that Nik said something? He's going to linger a while. You watch.

End scene.[/QUOTE]Not sure what you're trying to say but since you put my name, I'll offer my opinion to what you said. I understand that most people don't share. The have has become so dry that a public recommendation can end her career in the have (like in the case of Ella). Also, exists the fact that because the have is so dry, no one has nothing of substance to report because of strikeouts & the way the economy is & prices like gas, electric, etc going up, people are out shopping less & want to spend their money wisely but seeing that there is not much out there, people aren't taking the risk / TOFTT as we used to. Just a few thoughts but it's all good.

[QUOTE=Tweener1290;6117867]I don't think you can copyright a phrase but you should be able to trademark it!

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Billy Joel beat me to it long ago, brother.

And so it goes.

F'ing auto correct. Have not have. LOL.

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6114971]Well, I did it! I found the cream of the crop! City service. Suburb or less pricing. That's right. I found it. Nice aftermarket C's. Cute cute cute, big thick lips, in the nice little club dress! They were calling me number 1 . Better than, way better than average massage. Actually may have heard a crack at one point. Some good fk. And the great massage. Then the flip, she was crawling all over the table and me as well. C's in my face, etc. Then she got closer to body to body, so close that I moved it toward the target, only to get a slight eye brow raise. Next thing I know. In. Cg! Bb. For quite a while, good ride, then we flipped, little ds, and then to her flat out. I took my time and rubbed her back and shoulders and we wiggled. After a few minutes of that. Flipped again to mish. Went after that for a while with some loud clapping. Slowed back down as I was getting close. Sped up and down until I didn't think I could maintain. I ask if she wanted me to. And I got a dumb look. LOL. So, after she knew what was about to happen and wasn't moving away. I cranked back up again until the boom. Cleaned up nice, alcohol towel, mouth wash, and my time has come to an end. But oh what a time it was. She said she was going to come find me. I said ok. Cause I won't make it hard!! LOL that was sure one of the good ones. Dm.[/QUOTE]Congrats on your golden find. I wanted to DM you something but I get a message that your storage is full & cannot accept any more DM's. Get to me if you can. Thanks.

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