Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GoodTimeSoahu;4993944]The only place in bremerton I know of is undo stress. I thought they were closed?[/QUOTE]Undo stress is open. There is 1 old lady with saggy tits working. The place smells funky and she doesn't change the linens, even after you blow your load all over her and she uses them to clean up.

There is another place down by the hospital that is still open also. I think it becomes Wheaton Way down there.

Up on Riddell next to drivers license place, I saw a sign for a massage place. Limited research makes me think it's the place that used to be in the mall.

Port orchard next to Fred Meyer is a sign for a foot massage place coming soon. It's been coming soon for about 6 months.

I just got back from the massage parlor in Silverdale, next to the Arby's and Men's Club Barber Shop, and it was much better than I expected. The hour fee was a normal $60, but I also gave her $100 off the bat to see what I can get with that. Turns out it was nothing special but YMMV. Now, I say it was better than expected because after the HE, I actually got a super nice full front massage, including my head, arms, hands, and feet / legs. That part alone was worth going back for, maybe not for $160, but at least $80-100. Solid 8/10 for that place.

[QUOTE=ShenRyans;5235056]I just got back from the massage parlor in Silverdale, next to the Arby's and Men's Club Barber Shop, and it was much better than I expected. The hour fee was a normal $60, but I also gave her $100 off the bat to see what I can get with that. Turns out it was nothing special but YMMV. Now, I say it was better than expected because after the HE, I actually got a super nice full front massage, including my head, arms, hands, and feet / legs. That part alone was worth going back for, maybe not for $160, but at least $80-100. Solid 8/10 for that place.[/QUOTE]You must have been in there when I tried. The lady working was older, wearing tights and what could have been a short dress. She was busy and sent me on my way.

I tried the place on Bay Street next door to High Tide. It was 9 AM and the place was cold. I got a decent massage. When she was done, I put her hand on my dick to get the ending I wanted. Meh.

Last night I ended up at the place on Bethel again. I thought it might be different because I haven't seen the vehicle out front that belongs to the management. It wasn't. She covered me with a light sheet. No grazing. No teasing. No happy finish. There is a new place next door to Fred Meyer. Happy Foot Massage. It's on my list. Eventually.

Since I'm still in Kitsap, there is a girl at Chinese Spa in Silverdale that was all about FIV while I sucked on her tittys. She was fun, but I think it was about 200 just to get my fingers wet.

Undo Stress is the reliable one for me. I know who I'm getting and exactly what I'm getting.

I have not been to the place by the hospital in over a year. RM reports indicate I haven't missed much.

[QUOTE=ElVatoLoco8869;5235345]I tried the place on Bay Street next door to High Tide. It was 9 AM and the place was cold. I got a decent massage. When she was done, I put her hand on my dick to get the ending I wanted. Meh.

Last night I ended up at the place on Bethel again. I thought it might be different because I haven't seen the vehicle out front that belongs to the management. It wasn't. She covered me with a light sheet. No grazing. No teasing. No happy finish. There is a new place next door to Fred Meyer. Happy Foot Massage. It's on my list. Eventually.

Since I'm still in Kitsap, there is a girl at Chinese Spa in Silverdale that was all about FIV while I sucked on her tittys. She was fun, but I think it was about 200 just to get my fingers wet.

Undo Stress is the reliable one for me. I know who I'm getting and exactly what I'm getting.

I have not been to the place by the hospital in over a year. RM reports indicate I haven't missed much.[/QUOTE]I have been to the place on bay street. I have only seen the grandma with short hair, thin body and ya, whatever HE. Who did you see there?

Are you talking about the fred meyers in port orchard. Maybe I will check it out today.

Parlor #1: undo stress massage in bremerton.

Looks: 4/10 (she was easy over 60 years old with bad teeth).

Massage: 5/10 (not sensual nor therapeutic).

He: 4/10 (I just coudnt get into it).

Parlor #2: Best massage in port orchard (bay street).

Looks for lisa: 5/10 (somewhat younger, maybe in 40's).

Massage: 7/10 (she was good but tired and could not use a lot of strength).

He: 0/10 because none to be had.

Parlor #3: Asian foot spa (bay street port orchard).

Looks for older lady: 4/10 (slim but someones grandma for sure).

Massage: 5/10 (it felt nice but nothing special).

He: 4/10 (she had the jackhammer technique).

Parlor #4: Happy feet massage (port orchard).

Looks: 6/10 (maybe in her 30's nothing special.

Massage: 7/10 (she was actually good with a lot of sensuality and teasing).

He: 0/10 (none to be had and I tried and offered a higher tip).

[QUOTE=GoodTimeSoahu;5371181]Parlor #1: undo stress massage in bremerton.

Looks: 4/10 (she was easy over 60 years old with bad teeth).

Massage: 5/10 (not sensual nor therapeutic).

He: 4/10 (I just coudnt get into it).

Parlor #2: Best massage in port orchard (bay street).

Looks for lisa: 5/10 (somewhat younger, maybe in 40's).

Massage: 7/10 (she was good but tired and could not use a lot of strength).

He: 0/10 because none to be had.

Parlor #3: Asian foot spa (bay street port orchard)..[/QUOTE]Parlor #2 - last week walked in and was greeted by an unattractive and old lady, so I immediately asked for a young woman. She said they didn't have any and so I thanked her and left.

Parlor # 4 - then I went to the one on Sedgwick next to Fred M. She was attractive but busy and suggested I try another place a few minutes away on Bethel. The decorations were almost identical and I was greeted by another attractive woman but she was also busy, so I settled for an older woman who gave a nice massage but absolutely nothing else! A total strike out for my afternoon of 'fun'.

I was on my way to a medical appointment the other day and ran across what appears to be new AMP on Campbell Way near the Warren Avenue Bridge.

Does anyone have any intel on this place?

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;5371802]I was on my way to a medical appointment the other day and ran across what appears to be new AMP on Campbell Way near the Warren Avenue Bridge.

Does anyone have any intel on this place?[/QUOTE]Is it actually on Campbell or is it the place on Lower Wheaton Way? The Wheaton Way place has been there for years. Pre covid it was a decent massage. Usually just a HJ with minimal roaming. Haven't been in 18 months or so, have passed by a few times since, but closed when I have.

[QUOTE=ElVatoLoco8869;5372738]Is it actually on Campbell or is it the place on Lower Wheaton Way? The Wheaton Way place has been there for years. Pre covid it was a decent massage. Usually just a HJ with minimal roaming. Haven't been in 18 months or so, have passed by a few times since, but closed when I have.[/QUOTE]Thanks ElVatoLoco and you are right. The address is Wheaton Way even though the house faces Campbell. The next time I'm over that way I'll have to TOFTT and give a full report.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;5372953]Thanks ElVatoLoco and you are right. The address is Wheaton Way even though the house faces Campbell. The next time I'm over that way I'll have to TOFTT and give a full report.[/QUOTE]I will be exploring more places hoping to find some hidden gems. But I have gone to several places this month, I am almost getting burned out of getting let down.

Does anyone have any info on this place? It's new, on Hwy 305 just as you leave Poulsbo going toward Bainbridge (across from The Poulsbo Inn). PM me if you like, I'm happy to exchange info on other local AMPs.

[QUOTE=GreyJake;5391841]Does anyone have any info on this place? It's new, on Hwy 305 just as you leave Poulsbo going toward Bainbridge (across from The Poulsbo Inn). PM me if you like, I'm happy to exchange info on other local AMPs.[/QUOTE]Well, I gave the Rising Sun a try today. I got a I hr massage from a nice slender, pretty Korean lady named Abbie. Sadly, she made it very clear that no "extras" were available, not even a handy. So, don't waste your time here, Gents. There's much better service available in Silverdale.

[QUOTE=GreyJake;5397818]Well, I gave the Rising Sun a try today. I got a I hr massage from a nice slender, pretty Korean lady named Abbie. Sadly, she made it very clear that no "extras" were available, not even a handy. So, don't waste your time here, Gents. There's much better service available in Silverdale.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the intel.

Is Royal Spa in Silverdale the legit one with zero extras? There's also signs on the other side of Silverdale Way hidden in the back of a plaza. Wondering if they're one and the same.

[QUOTE=FullMetalHelme;5402909]Thank you for the intel.

Is Royal Spa in Silverdale the legit one with zero extras? There's also signs on the other side of Silverdale Way hidden in the back of a plaza. Wondering if they're one and the same.[/QUOTE]There are no legit places in Silverdale with zero extras.