Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Mutiny33;3258301]Posted an ad two weeks or so ago. Got several replies, only two of which I thought were real. One was two girls offering a massage and more (depending on the package) sounded like it was 2. 50 just for a happy ending, to get FS it seemed 5 bills! And they only work together, not separate.

The other was an older woman in Franklin. Offered to let me do whatever I wanted to her. Seemed great. Until she started getting super clingy. Blowing my phone up and with nonsense. Like 1 message to say 'oh', then a 2nd to say 'ok' ugh.

Worked out I'd be somewhat close by so set something up, told her what time I'd be up yet she still blew my shit up before that saying I stood her up, I wasn't for real. Sigh simply said 'just woke up' went from I was too late, she made other plans to am I still coming over?

Got there and she was the woman in the pic she sent me but from a few years ago. Her face was somewhat old looking but decent tits and nice thighs / ass. Said she cooked dinner for me, kinda awkward because it felt like she wanted an actual relationship. Had a little fun and she asked me to spend the night. She had told me earlier she lived with her younger sister, who is all about 'partying and fucking' so I figured I'd hang around. Sister was not good looking at all. Big tits but seemed like they went down to her knees, seemed overly negative complaining as soon as she got there about her husband while she sat there with her Mexican boyfriend.

Went back to the other ones room and had some more fun. She said she hadn't gotten laid in a long time, not sure how long but damn was it tight. Even with just 1 finger. We both finished and she rolled over and was snuggling all up in me talking about she'd make me breakfast in the morning and I could stay there until I had to go back to work. I didn't bring a change of clothes. 'we can go back to your place and get some' reminded her I had a 'doctors appointment' (I didn't but told her that earlier as an excuse to leave early), she said she'd go with me.

Gave it to her one more time and wore her out she fell asleep afterwards. Got dressed and left. Every door was so squeaky I'd need 1/2 a can of WD-40 to get out without sound. The front door and storm door were the loudest and I was certain I woke her. Jumped in my car and split. Turned on my mongering phone Mayne a minute after leaving and already a bunch of messages from her.

So a pretty good night and all it cost me was a 6 pack of Busch light, a pack of L&M red 100's and a little bit of gas LOL.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a stage-5 clinger! Glad you managed to get out of there without her attached to your hip.

[QUOTE=RFagen;3250441]Set up an hour appointment with her for yesterday and she flaked on me. Offered to see me two hours later than my appointment but I don't care for being stood up. She may be incredible but her business skills suck. I had made the appointment 4 days earlier and confirmed the day of. Seems the providers in Greenville are more reliable but that extra drive is tiring.[/QUOTE]How do you think she was going to remember an appt 4 days later? Write it down or actually use a calendar? These girls can't plan that far ahead. Most can't even plan a day ahead. All they do is go where the money is now. Thinking ahead has never occurred to them.

GB40.

[QUOTE=PianoManEvan;3259553]Sounds like a stage-5 clinger! Glad you managed to get out of there without her attached to your hip.[/QUOTE]LOL I know, right? It's a shame because the head was good and it was definitely fun. I'm sure she'd let me come over again but that is just too much to deal with. I thought I was going to have to gnaw my arm off!

Anybody have any info on the girl who answers CL ads from Hendo, and has a bunch of pet rats? I'm with any info. Kinda like to know what I might be stepping into. Thanks.

Anyone have any intel of appointments with Becca? [URL]https://asheville.craigslist.org/thp/d/expert-massage-somatic/6233705474.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=JustFunCoastal;3486461]Anyone have any intel of appointments with Becca? [URL]https://asheville.craigslist.org/thp/d/expert-massage-somatic/6233705474.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I love the ad; if she is real, what a find.

TS24.

[QUOTE=TheSting24;3486500]I love the ad; if she is real, what a find.

TS24.[/QUOTE]She is a strictly legit message therapist. She is actually quite good, as well. Although she allows an undraped massage, all is done professionally. Not even a hint of "fun".

[QUOTE=SalesMan1;3487530]She is a strictly legit message therapist. She is actually quite good, as well. Although she allows an undraped massage, all is done professionally. Not even a hint of "fun".[/QUOTE]Well damn. I'm booked with her and love a good legit massage so I'll stick with it. Was hoping there would at least be a self serve option.

[QUOTE=JustFunCoastal;3488185]Well damn. I'm booked with her and love a good legit massage so I'll stick with it. Was hoping there would at least be a self serve option.[/QUOTE]Don't hold your breath for anything fun, she's a lesbian.

Curious if anyone's partaken here. Replied (email) and got quite the descriptive rundown, but the site ("motel on west patton") is pretty sketch from what I know, so that seems like a bust. Says she's been around for a year, but I don't recall seeing any posts here and can't find on TER. Any input is appreciated. MG.

[URL]https://asheville.craigslist.org/thp/6245332566.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=MountainGoat;3491926]Curious if anyone's partaken here. Replied (email) and got quite the descriptive rundown, but the site ("motel on west patton") is pretty sketch from what I know, so that seems like a bust. Says she's been around for a year, but I don't recall seeing any posts here and can't find on TER. Any input is appreciated. MG.

[URL]https://asheville.craigslist.org/thp/6245332566.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Search the forum under Nicole. She's been reviewed several times.

[QUOTE=MountainGoat;3491926]Curious if anyone's partaken here. Replied (email) and got quite the descriptive rundown, but the site ("motel on west patton") is pretty sketch from what I know, so that seems like a bust. Says she's been around for a year, but I don't recall seeing any posts here and can't find on TER. Any input is appreciated. MG.

[URL]https://asheville.craigslist.org/thp/6245332566.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I was just doing research on her too. And it's a green light. I would partake myself. Others mention outcalls are a better choice. Thanks everyone for everyone's input.

[QUOTE=PoorMan101;3492834]I was just doing research on her too. And it's a green light. I would partake myself. Others mention outcalls are a better choice. Thanks everyone for everyone's input.[/QUOTE]She's been a consistent good dream the times I've enjoyed her delivery. Wish our schedules we're more aligned, I haven't been to her place yet, tho.

[QUOTE=KittyLicker68;3492955]She's been a consistent good dream the times I've enjoyed her delivery. Wish our schedules we're more aligned, I haven't been to her place yet, tho.[/QUOTE]She was good for me, but definitely not the greatest place to dream.

Have any mongers had the opportunity to sample the woman in Weaverville? [URL]https://images.craigslist.org/00n0n_llGNUQMafYW_50x50c.jpg[/URL].