Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Been working the streets for seven months, but I needed some action in a bed for a change. Tried a couple girls who flaked on me and didn't get back, but finally settled on Kandie in NE Baltimore.

I don't want to oversell, so here are the caveats.

1) She doesn't have model looks; pics on CL are accurate.
2) Her apartment is kind of a mess, but the room we worked in was neat enough.
3) She has cats. Doesn't bother me, but I know it can be a problem for some people.

I've been looking for someone relatively affordable and $.5 an hour seemed in the range (she sometimes advertises $.75). I was looking for an independent, who wouldn't be a total flake, but also not a hardened professional.

Kandie had a great attitude and worked at making me feel good. BBBJ, DATY, mish, CG, doggie. Made her O three times: twice orally and once in a mutual completion through mish. In between round one and round two, we cuddled and stroked. I got a full hour for my money and two shots at the goal.

Very nice time. Will visit again.

[QUOTE=Adobe James]Been working the streets for seven months, but I needed some action in a bed for a change. Tried a couple girls who flaked on me and didn't get back, but finally settled on Kandie in NE Baltimore.

I don't want to oversell, so here are the caveats.

1) She doesn't have model looks; pics on CL are accurate.
2) Her apartment is kind of a mess, but the room we worked in was neat enough.
3) She has cats. Doesn't bother me, but I know it can be a problem for some people.

I've been looking for someone relatively affordable and $.5 an hour seemed in the range (she sometimes advertises $.75). I was looking for an independent, who wouldn't be a total flake, but also not a hardened professional.

Kandie had a great attitude and worked at making me feel good. BBBJ, DATY, mish, CG, doggie. Made her O three times: twice orally and once in a mutual completion through mish. In between round one and round two, we cuddled and stroked. I got a full hour for my money and two shots at the goal.

Very nice time. Will visit again.[/QUOTE]I saw Kandie today, and had a slightly different take.

For one thing, her place is a pig sty. The place was so dirty, I was afraid to touch anything. I have pretty low standards for cleanliness, by the way. The odor from the cats nearly choked me to death. I still haven't gotten the smell out of my head. For another thing, she laid there like a bump on the log the whole time. She said she was tired; hell.- maybe it was me. All I know is that she didn't even make an effort to act like she was interested.

I will give her an 'A' for her french skills. Kandie's BBBJ is almost worth a half-hour visit to her shit pit. And she is a nice, friendly person who has been on the scene for a few years and is reliable.

Recommending Kandie is a tough call. She is contemplating a permanent move out of the area, though, so if you are interested, call her within the next few weeks.

Stimpy

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]5'8" 110# slender, A's, says she is 18 yo. OMG.

Southern girl, $$, although she advertises for 2.75. Had a driver.

What a lover, DFK, great bj skills, and the fine young lady, popped 8 times, so she says. God I love that blush. She sat on me, and ground me into my groin, so hard, she reared back and came again, I was so gone, I joined in. She gets up and says that's the first time she ever came so many times, working. LOL, well she never came over to SF's.

Well don't think she is all loving, she tried to up sell, she is a bit of a wheeler dealer.
We finished, and she got up, got dressed and kissed my good by, asked me to call her again, and left. She had a driver out there. But that is what we buy.

I may call her back, wow, I will, but I will remember that I better get that after sex snuggle before we finish. lol

Smiling Fox ;)[/QUOTE]I'm a long time reader, seldom poster but felt I had to post a big Thank You here to Smiling Fox for his review of Southern Girl. I was rtff one day and saw his review. Soon afterwards I saw SG's ad on CL. I called and left a message and she called back in about 40min's. It was easy getting her over to my place. I scheduled for a half hour just in case she wasn't my type but when she arrived, "OMG", I immediately asked for the hour. She then worked it out so the driver would come back in an hour. From there, I don't think I can put it any better than Smiling Fox's dead on review. She's a repeater in many ways, (maybe not eight times) and had some good ones. THX SF!

Gspots

[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]I saw Kandie today, and had a slightly different take.

For one thing, her place is a pig sty. The place was so dirty, I was afraid to touch anything. I have pretty low standards for cleanliness, by the way. The odor from the cats nearly choked me to death. I still haven't gotten the smell out of my head. For another thing, she laid there like a bump on the log the whole time. She said she was tired; hell.- maybe it was me. All I know is that she didn't even make an effort to act like she was interested.

I will give her an 'A' for her french skills. Kandie's BBBJ is almost worth a half-hour visit to her shit pit. And she is a nice, friendly person who has been on the scene for a few years and is reliable.

Recommending Kandie is a tough call. She is contemplating a permanent move out of the area, though, so if you are interested, call her within the next few weeks.

Stimpy[/QUOTE]I visited her a while back. Needless to say my visit was brief when I saw her living conditions. I guess the neighbors thought , boy that was a quickie!

Anyone have experience with this poster on CL?
$70 for .5 hr, $140 for hr.
In the Whitemarsh area.

Thanks
Gads.

I can't figure out what she wants. She isn't a web/cam/scam/site. She just keeps sending her pic. Help. I am curious. And I can't figure out the secret code. Its not a virus. Or I have the most infected comps around. It doesn't go to another site, nor does she ask for ANYTHING.
Smiling Fox ;)

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Long time reader, first post. Got together with Laura for the 1st time. She’s great. Easy to reach and no problems meeting. Total sweetheart – felt like an hour that lasted forever. More like a reunion with a favorite honey than hooking up with a stranger. Can’t wait to see her again. She looks to be 30-something, maybe a size 10-curvy but not BBW. $. 4 for hh and $. 8 for hr. BBBJ skills and DATY were superb. May try with her partner Tammie next time.

[QUOTE=Tree House]Long time reader, first post. Got together with Laura for the 1st time. She’s great. Easy to reach and no problems meeting. Total sweetheart – felt like an hour that lasted forever. More like a reunion with a favorite honey than hooking up with a stranger. Can’t wait to see her again. She looks to be 30-something, maybe a size 10-curvy but not BBW. $. 4 for hh and $. 8 for hr. BBBJ skills and DATY were superb. May try with her partner Tammie next time.[/QUOTE]


Size 10 is BBW unless she's 6 feet tall.
btw, nice cut and paste job from CL.. my bet is that this "review poster" is also the provider. Feel free to prove me wrong; If you can.

[quote=CL "review"]Rev: Laura, Laura, Laura - w4m
Reply to: [email]pers-392634995@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-08-08, 10:52PM EDT


Got together with Laura for the 1st time. She’s great. Easy to
reach and no problems meeting. Total sweetheart – felt like
an hour that lasted forever. More like a reunion with a
favorite honey than hooking up with a stranger. Can’t wait to
see her again.[/quote]






Benchseats Rock

Bench, what are you talking about.

A size 10 is a beautiful healthy lady. Any size 10 you want to chuck aside, please send her to me. My former wife was a 10-12, I loved the bod, lots of good quality meat, without the flab. Remember, size 10 doesn't have the flab.

Now for Laura, I will guarantee you, she is not a size 10. OOOPPPPs, let me rephrase that. She may be wearing a size 10, but all the excess on Laura, is out. Laura is a good lover/provider. Not the smartest, or the best looking, but she understands her roll. If she is wearing a size 10, she should be a 12-14 maybe, in real life. And remember, she isn't a kid. She is a mature woman. So she knows what is going on here. Not some kid fresh out of high school.

And listen, friend, Tammy, not bad either. Both ladies provide a good value, and service skills. I will admit, if both ladies worked out on a reg basis, firmed up and cleaned up, trimmed out a bit, there is no reason why they couldn't be AA ladies.

Now don't come back at me, I have been with both, enjoyed the time together, found them warm and receptive and responsive. If Laura or Tammy aren't your type, I can surely understand.

Don't forget to throw those size 10's my way, specially all those hot, regular MILF's. You know the ones with breasts that are real, that have a real asses, and long to be loved right. The ones ignored at home, like all your wives. LOL.

Yeah send them over. Have I got a treat for them.

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox ;)

Not to stir up a fuss, but I have met plenty of taller women who wear size 10 and look great in it. It all comes down to hip,breast, and height as far as size.

Womanswear, if you've ever been shopping for one, has no logic. Ask a man what size he is, and he will tell you his waist or chest size, or his inseam. Simple enough. The womans garment industry is now changing their sizing specs. to make larger sizes smaller( size 10 is now size 8 and so on). IMHO a size 10 woman probably looks like Brandi in B/CB or Goth Kandi. Just thought I'd pitch my .02 in.

GTR

Let me just say that to me a size 10 is heavy, unless she is really tall, which is not my preference either. We are all looking for something different here that satisfies our need. I love young hotties who are a size 0 or 2 (maybe a three or four now and then) because in real life I can get the size 10's...lol For me it is about screwing a really hot chick. For others, say Smiling Fox, it is more about the experience. Read his posts. He love ladies who act like a lover. Now while I enjoy the GFE myself, its not the end all be all. A ten who lies there like a lump gets me off just as fast as a 6 who wants to act like she is into it. Different strokes is all. And to those of you who patronize the BBW's and mature ladies, a sincere thanks...it leaves more hotties for me ;-)

Dr. Monger

Lol,

Smiling fox rises to the call for comment.

Doc, your dam right. A 10 that lies there like a lump will get you off just as fast, but doc when the 10 starts screaming out to you, oh doc, ! Oh doc, ! Oh my god doc, ! Oh doc. That so< sooo good oh god doc!

Can you just see doc there and the girl screaming out, smokin on his cigar, with that shit eating grin on his face. The vision is more than I can stand. LOL.

Doc you tell me how many times you got off then. LOL. Or did you just lay there in complete amazement that yes, doc you must be one hell of a great lover. LOL.

I am always amazed at the responses I get from my ladies. Its great when they return the passion. Some are amazing, some just fair.

And for size 10, its ok. I have to admit, I love to experiment. A few month ago I even visited a 44dd. I just had to see what so much tit looked like and felt like. Don't ever ask me about it. I won't admit it. But it was sorta fun. I told her that I never had that much tit so lets get it on. She popped at least 4 times, and it was kinda kinky. In the future, I will will stick with size 10's. Although I have had a certain facination to hit leah, and whats her name, red tiger or something. They both sound so passionate. I was with sexy jessica and she was smokin hot. And of course my good friend morgan taylor. At least a 12, but god she came alot.

So what ever turns you on. Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox

Wondering if this looks like BS or if anyone has info.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/395568738.html[/url]

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/395196005.html[/url]

Oh and Fox...I feel ya on this statement...

"A few month ago I even visited a 44dd. I just had to see what so much tit looked like and felt like. " That is awesome!

I just posted the following review on CL:

Saw Jen this afternoon. She advertises for massage at reasonable rates. Easy to contact and easy to follow directions to her out-of-the-way location. Jen is younger and cuter in person than in her photos. She is very relaxed and friendly. Her massage skills are all about relaxing sensations; it was easy to drift off on a cloud of pleasurable feelings. Things progressed slowly and exquisitely, almost as if in a dream. By the end of my hour with her I was totally de-stressed and floating on cloud nine. Jen is not a skinny center-fold type; she is soft and curvy and sweet and very handy. I look forward to seeing her again.

I'm adding the following info to my CL review for hobbyists here:

Before 6pm Jen offers hh for .6 and hr for $.1 for massage. Offers choice of massage table or matress on floor. Very gentle and slow sensual massage, mutual nude and likes French both to speak and listen. I put myself in her hands and ended up very satisfied. Will see again.

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Let me just say that to me a size 10 is heavy, unless she is really tall, which is not my preference either. We are all looking for something different here that satisfies our need. I love young hotties who are a size 0 or 2 (maybe a three or four now and then) because in real life I can get the size 10's...lol For me it is about screwing a really hot chick. For others, say Smiling Fox, it is more about the experience. Read his posts. He love ladies who act like a lover. Now while I enjoy the GFE myself, its not the end all be all. A ten who lies there like a lump gets me off just as fast as a 6 who wants to act like she is into it. Different strokes is all. And to those of you who patronize the BBW's and mature ladies, a sincere thanks...it leaves more hotties for me ;-)

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]Not that I am too hot myself, but a size 10 girl would need to pay me. It is just too big. I do not mean any disrespect if you are a larger girl, but I think a size 6 is probably too chunky. I like 'em small. I don't even like big tits. They tend to get deformed. That is my main thought behind it all; shape and form is more important than size. It is just that when the body gets bigger, bones normally don't and the proportions aren't the same.