Strip Club Reports

Cafe Risque.

Hey guys, Orlando monger here. I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

Thanks in advance.

SYM

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to RTFF. I see there are tons of posts about Cafe Risque below, gonna start reading up on them now, thanks.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4166573]Cafe Risque.

Hey guys, Orlando monger here. I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

Thanks in advance.

SYM

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to RTFF. I see there are tons of posts about Cafe Risque below, gonna start reading up on them now, thanks.[/QUOTE]Cafe Risque is a good place to hang out and check out the talent. I would go to Tampa if you are looking for extras. The VIP is set up with a camera to watch the girls. Most of the dancers are regulars with a few hot UF students. At $120 for 15 minutes they are definately NOT worth it. As far as getting these ladies phone numbers I have gotten a few but never got anywhere. YMMV.

Anyone try out any of the new VIP rooms at Cafe Risque on the south side of the complex? I'm not sure how they differ from the 2 north side VIP rooms. Anyone know? One has a massage chair. One is a bigger peep show room. I think the price is still too much, $100+.

I was heading up to Gainesville and made my semi monthy visit to CR. Not much different to report. The same local dancers with a couple cute UF girls mixed in. A couple dancers asked if I wanted a VIP. Not for 120. Hopefully my next visit will be better.

Same old, same old. Stopped by last week since the Dragon Lady was out of town. Small cover charge, decent food and some cute new girls. It's worth it for the food and the show but as has been reported, no extras. VIP room private dance $. 2 for 15 minutes, no touching the pussy or asshole, no licking the tits but you can play with them. I said nope, you're hot but for that kind of money I'll go dream I fucked someone at an AMP.

Any guesses when Cafe Risqué will open?

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;4777141]Any guesses when Cafe Risqu will open?[/QUOTE]I already called and they are open!

Food is still good. The seating near the stage is gone. You have to sit along the back wall and tips in a bucket on a table. No lap dances naturally. Shower dances (I miss those!) and VIP are gone permanently. There weren't many people there.

[QUOTE=HorneyBear;4801059]Food is still good. The seating near the stage is gone. You have to sit along the back wall and tips in a bucket on a table. No lap dances naturally. Shower dances (I miss those!) and VIP are gone permanently. There weren't many people there.[/QUOTE]Do they let you bring in binoculars to see from so far back?

[QUOTE=FranklyScarlet;4801365]Do they let you bring in binoculars to see from so far back?[/QUOTE]I asked them about that! I told them I'm old and half blind, I can barely see three feet let alone twelve. They said as long as they're old school without a camera they might.

[QUOTE=HorneyBear;4803840]I asked them about that! I told them I'm old and half blind, I can barely see three feet let alone twelve. They said as long as they're old school without a camera they might.[/QUOTE]Opera glasses? I see Amazon has them. Got to add some class, you know?

[QUOTE=NobodyYouKnow;4809512]Opera glasses? I see Amazon has them. Got to add some class, you know?[/QUOTE]Hahaha! That would step it up a little.

I've stopped in a couple more times since they reopened. You have to wear a mask to get in, you're allowed to take it off as long as you're at a table. You're still not allowed to sit at the bar / stage and have to tip in a bucket up front. Mostly cute dancers. They have a peep show jack shack that starts at. 3 for 5 minutes.

I stopped at Cafe Risque on Wednesday. I had not been in years. I used to like dances where I reclined (rather than sat stretched out in a chair) there. Are these dances still available? Women came out of curtained rooms to my right while I was facing the stage. Are these rooms set up for me to recline?

I was very attracted to a dark skinned, dark haired Waitress named Summer who graduated from UCF. She came out of one of those rooms. I am willing to drive a long way to have the kind of dances I used to have, but only with her. I did not get contact info from her. I called today & was told they COULD NOT tell who was working (dancers or waitresses). If any regulars could get her schedule from her & post or PM it would be greatly appreciated. I was in a hurry Wed, so I talked with her about many things for a while as I drank Sprite. Then I had to go.

Thanks Much,

Nrb man.

[QUOTE=NrbMan;5029100]I stopped at Cafe Risque on Wednesday. I had not been in years. I used to like dances where I reclined (rather than sat stretched out in a chair) there. Are these dances still available? Women came out of curtained rooms to my right while I was facing the stage. Are these rooms set up for me to recline?

I was very attracted to a dark skinned, dark haired Waitress named Summer who graduated from UCF. She came out of one of those rooms. I am willing to drive a long way to have the kind of dances I used to have, but only with her. I did not get contact info from her. I called today & was told they COULD NOT tell who was working (dancers or waitresses). If any regulars could get her schedule from her & post or PM it would be greatly appreciated. I was in a hurry Wed, so I talked with her about many things for a while as I drank Sprite. Then I had to go.

Thanks Much,

Nrb man.[/QUOTE]She was there yesterday at lunchtime, and I think she works most days. She is the only one in there worth seeing. Private dances are available—2 songs for. 5, 3 for. 8.

Great personality, beautiful in every way, smart, has her life together and well planned. I think she has a serious significant other, no take out available. Wish she could have sat on my face, we both would have enjoyed that.

Live 4 69.