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Met this nice young thing through phone date line. She just turned 21 in February. She claims she's an ex dancer at Baby dolls and Jezebels. 5'3", about 135 lbs, AA, height and weight proportionate. Price was kind of steep, almost what the local agencies charge but still a little cheaper. Very friendly and unrushed. DATY was available. I have digits but she doesn't want me to give them out. Instead she wants me to get #'s for those who are interested and she will call. PM me If anyone's interested.

Had a close call Monday night as LE apparently followed me from pickup. I had driven several blocks before stopping in a lot well off BW. Luckly I looked around before continuing and saw him pull up behind me. Long story short, PussyFish is right, only the really stupid people get caught. When the officer says you can keep lying and go to jail or you can tell the truth, what he really means is if you don't admit to anything I can't arrest you.

Our court system needs at least some proof and short of catching you with your pants down it is very hard to prove intent. Unless you admit to doing something wrong.

I got off with a "if I see you on BW again I will arrest you for (insert made up charge here)". Be carefull and use your head!

See you on BW tomorrow.

Big D

Saying only the really stupid get caught may make some think they need not worry. The fact is mongers and non-mongers get stopped every night on Broadway and a dozen other strolls here in Wichita. If you think you are immune from being stopped, please think again.

Please add this phrase to your line up. "I will admit to nothing. The officer is not my freind, he is my competition."

LEO will do and say whatever he or she has to, to get you to admit guilt. He or she will threaten you with the girl "fliping" on you. (She most likely won't. Even if she did, who do you think the "D.A." will want to believe?)

He or she will try to "flip" you on the girl. If you do, you will both go to jail. You have no written agreement not to prosecute. Admit to nothing. You offered the girl a ride.

Take my advice, or don't. Think about what you will do when the stop comes. It will, believe me. I've been stopped twice with girls in the car. Twice I've been made to stand by the car and watch them search and intimidate the provider. Twice I've driven away with the provider. Were we scared? Abso-freakin-lutely. But we admited to nothing, because nothing had happened.

May I propose the following "Definitions for Achievement" in the ever expanding field of mongering:

"Trifucta" - Depositing three loads in three different female providers in a single mongering binge. The monger is not allowed to sleep between events, unless the professional assistant is sleeping with him.

"Tristate Trifucta" - A trifucta where each event of the trifucta takes place in a different state.

"International Trifucta" - A trifucta where the events take place in more than one nation.

"Triethnic Trifucta" - A trifucta that takes place with providers from three different ethnic groups.

"Triorifice Trifucta" - A trifucta where the three loads are deposited within each of the three primary orifices.

"Natural Trifucta" - A trifucta that is not aided by use of ED medications.

Inexperienced mongers should complete a bifucta before attempting trifuctas. Only the younger and more energetic mongers should attempt the awesome "Quadfucta."

Thanks to Horsetrader on the Baltimore Forum for this update.

El Apodo,

First of all I'm not an officer. I did the deed with this girl and she is legit. Secondly, the offer is only for those who are interested. No one is forcing you to give anything out. I was simply passing on the info as she is also trying to be cautious. Isn't this board about sharing info?

Well said Bird. Your insights are a real plus to this forum! Also I think it is great to have goals. Personally, I think the Triethnic Triorfice Trifucta is an attainable goal for which I will strive.

I can see a "newbie" provider (FYI, Did anyone elese notice there are dozens of new ones all over town?) making a statement like "Give me thier number." I can also under stand the concern El Apodo shares about this being a bad idea from any mongers point of view. Is she or Java#104 a cop, worm or plant? I doubt it on the girl, and I know Java isn't. Let's try to share the weath of knowledge a data base like this can be with out being confrontational, or easily offended. We are here for the same thing, better pussy!

[QUOTE=Jave#104]El Apodo,

First of all I'm not an officer. I did the deed with this girl and she is legit. Secondly, the offer is only for those who are interested. No one is forcing you to give anything out. I was simply passing on the info as she is also trying to be cautious. Isn't this board about sharing info?[/QUOTE]

Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra, and Alovera!!!

If there had been more time, if there had one more willing participant, if I had $20 more, I might have been going for the GOLD and the covitited.... "Trifucta".

The weather is warming up, the girls are wearing less and Uncle Leo is doing his very best to keep up. (No pun intended!)

The Brunette is Amber. 5'2" 92# (Even less when she isn't 3 months prego). She has a quick giggle that makes you just wanna squeeze her!

The dirty Blonde is Dana. She loves it every way it can be had. She may be a bit older but you can't tell it by her perky tits. The girls work NBW and side streets.

Next weekend, we will try again!

Visited Wichita last night. Met up with Bird, and got the low down on the Wichita SW scene. Thanks for the info Bird. Enjoyed talking to U.

Made a date with Brie, and took her to a motel room. The posts about her are pretty accurate. Very nice body, natural fairly firm see, or D cup breasts, winning personality, accomidating to a point, very reasonably priced, and not a clock watcher. I say to a point because kissing, and oral weren't offered. Perfect lady for the young studs. Maybe not perfect for the older studs that require a little oral enticement.

Cruised BW from 9: 00pm till 11: 00pm, but the street had dried up except for one SW that I'd say was less than 5 foot tall, and maybe 3 foot wide, and a decent looking SW I had seen in the day light that couldn't walk without falling, so went to turn in the motel key, and head home. Cruised BW one last time on the way out of town, and had decided that if the short chubby one was still on north broadway I was going to go for it, and not tell anyone about it. :) Didn't have to. I turned east on Central heading for Emporia, and Topeka when I spotted a well groomed, clean looking gal maybe 30 years old heading south across Central. Birds teachings started kicking in, and everything seemed right so I pulled up next to her, and asked her if she needed a ride. Long story short she hopped in, did CBJ for 30 after several blocks of checking my mirrors, and was dropped off where I found her. She said she didn't do what we did, but was going to be short on rent money after buying the grass, was high, was risky, but exciting, and thought I was cute. Her words, not mine. She seemed pretty comfortable with everything, so would guess she's done this before. Gave me the creeps finding out she was carrying grass on her, but all ended well. Her name is Erin, lives with her boy friend, and lives somewhere in that area. She headed south from Central on Emporia after dropping her off. Pretty sure it was Emporia.

Ever time I say Dandy, it reminds me of the old Soupy Sales saying: I call my sugar Candy, because she can sure make my peanut brittle. Dandy is about 5' 3" tall and about 120 lbs. brown/blond hair and brown eyes. I thought she was cute, but some may think her nose a little large. When she came to my motel room, I thought I had hit the mother lode. Nice face, nice legs, short skirt, and the hint of some nice breasts. She was very pleasant and sweet, but reserved...didn't want to kiss on the first date. Started with CBJ and finished with a nice Cowgirl. She seemed to enjoy herself as well. There were a couple of drawbacks. Although young at 29, stretch marks show the stress of 3 child births. The breasts were fairly large and a little saggy, but not so much as to be a total turn-off. She is not a clock watcher and I would have spent more time with her but for her smoking habit. She was nervous and needed a smoke before we got started. Then, she need one after. Unfortunately the smoke seemed to affect my asthma. That still would not have stopped me, except I was concerned about the safety margin of time to rid myself of the smell of smoke before my wife got home. I would certainly consider a 2nd date with Dandy. Especially if she would consider a nicotine patch instead. Did I do OK Bird?

If she is the one I know: black, 5' 5" 135 lbs. and says she has to have a minimum of 100 roses. She is legit. Had an aborted attempt with her last fall. I rented a room and made the date. She came into the room and expressed a concern that the door to bathroom might be open to conceal a cop behind it. She looked a little heavier than advertised and the comment about LE helped make Elvis leave the building. I took the opportunity to cancel. For the $, I expected better. Jave#104, please tell us about her body and what she does to justify the high rent?

[QUOTE=Jave#104]El Apodo,

First of all I'm not an officer. I did the deed with this girl and she is legit. Secondly, the offer is only for those who are interested. No one is forcing you to give anything out. I was simply passing on the info as she is also trying to be cautious. Isn't this board about sharing info?[/QUOTE]

What took you three days to post your adventure? I thought you might have died with a smile on your face.

First times are always the hardest. No double entandre inferred. Remember, you are the boss. (Not meaning "bossy'). If smoking bothers you, asking the provider to abstain is absolutely not out of line.

Dandy is a submissive anyway. Just about any thing you would have asked (Other than kissing... Damn Pretty Woman BS) she would have done. If not then, she would have on a subsequent date. She stopped saying no to me a long time ago.

She even looks forward to some dicipline now and again. Not that I know any thing about that!

Wife gets suspicious when I close my laptop suddenly upon her entrance into the room. LOL...what can i tell you. If you are in contact with Dandy, let her know I really didn't have a pen to write down her number. Maybe after Spring Break and the kids go back to school, I can get some private time again.

JJ

[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]What took you three days to post your adventure? I thought you might have died with a smile on your face.

First times are always the hardest. No double entandre inferred. Remember, you are the boss. (Not meaning "bossy'). If smoking bothers you, asking the provider to abstain is absolutely not out of line.

Dandy is a submissive anyway. Just about any thing you would have asked (Other than kissing... Damn Pretty Woman BS) she would have done. If not then, she would have on a subsequent date. She stopped saying no to me a long time ago.

She even looks forward to some dicipline now and again. Not that I know any thing about that![/QUOTE]

Not the same girl, but I do know who you're talking about. I've met with Jazzy, aka Cherry. She has two voice ads on the dateline using both names. She was legit and did not rush or upsell. 100 roses was my total. I too expected better. I do believe I spent more than I should have for Kandy. She might have brought it down but I didn't even attempt to negotiate. Overall Kandy's body wasn't too bad but still not worth the amount. She recently had a baby therefore stretch marks were evident but not overbearing. She does have somewhat of a hardbody. maybe a B-cup and a nice behind. The face wasn't anything to write home about but neither did she require a bag over it.

[QUOTE=Jj7250]If she is the one I know: black, 5' 5" 135 lbs. and says she has to have a minimum of 100 roses. She is legit. Had an aborted attempt with her last fall. I rented a room and made the date. She came into the room and expressed a concern that the door to bathroom might be open to conceal a cop behind it. She looked a little heavier than advertised and the comment about LE helped make Elvis leave the building. I took the opportunity to cancel. For the $, I expected better. Jave#104, please tell us about her body and what she does to justify the high rent?[/QUOTE]