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pinksalad, i don't think your problem is entirely what you are saying on the phone. i think it is your age. amps and escorts prefer an older customer. i have been told many times by providers that they do not like to "entertain" the younger set. and that is for more than just one reason. the main reason is they are afraid of taking in someone ****. to get busted on that is a serious crime. far more serious than prostitution. also, the younger set sometimes cause more problems. these are not my words, but what i have heard them say. i was in an amp one evening when i heard a provider turn away a young man. i asked her later why, and she gave me these reasons. i have heard this more than once. traveler.

Hmmm... Yes, I took a co-worker of mine to Downtown once a year or so ago and they didn't want to serve him cause he looked younger than his 21 years. Finally I agreed to pay for both of us "$300" and put the money on the table. They took the money and showed us to our rooms.

Other than that I have been doing this sort of thing since I was 22 and get the LE question just about everytime, especially when I have just had a buzz cut. In fact I had a lady in Silver Spring once who refused to go into a motel with me cause she thought my aura was blue.

Don't know what to tell you. Talk in a deep voice, don't mention sex on the phone, use the following key words: incall appointment, an hour, where, how much, what does the girl look like...etc. Don't get pissed off by their attitude. Be polite, don't use foul language.

OH AND DON'T TRY TO BLOCK YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!! That really pisses them off.

Where is the best place to find latina girls? They are so sexy!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by importer
[i]Where is the best place to find latina girls? They are so sexy! [/i][/QUOTE]
Hey... I don't mean to sound like a wise ass but SOUTHWEST has cheap flights across country. Think about catching one of them to San DIego so you can take the short ride into Tijuana... one of the best and cheapest places to score a very wide variety of CHICAS. The place is a blast. There are quite a number of sites devited just to the scene down in TJ (the WSG area of the board on TJ ain't bad either). Check it out. I'm from DC... SHAW BABY...SHAW! but go to TJ as much as I can.
Peace out bro!

Any street action??

Went to ICM last Friday as I said I would in my posting a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately, I was very disappointed. Had a half-hour session with a 22-year-old named Alex, thin, attractive, long black hair, very polite, but only a perfunctory massage and very quick, uninspired HJ.

ICM's ads now state clearly "No Prostitution," so a HJ is all you can expect from this place. And although I've had GFE several times in the past here, no GFE this time - she even seemed uncomfortable when I tried to give her a light hug.

Not sure if I'll go back, and if I do, I'll try one of the other ladies instead of Alex. There was an attractive Oriental girl named Kimora working there who seemed promising (I wished I had picked her instead of Alex), a decent-looking Russian chick named Sasha and an overweight white girl who I was not impressed.

Any reports from you guys on your recent visits here?

it was the same story when I went there two years ago I thought maybe it was a different place but from what you said it's the same I had a nice HJ from a beautiful girl from guam. it was nice but personally I don't beleive in paying for HJ's however a friend of mine runs a website and and he met a young lady who works there who is willing to do a video for him. but other than that I guess you have to really know the girl.

Dear TrashMan:

Great post, but when you wrote: "Elisa had me bend over a chair and Asian'ed me like nobody's business"

Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly does that mean? Did she give you a tongue licking around your butthole while you were bent over the chair, or is it something else?

Also, could you please describe Elisa? I'll be in DC in mid-November and would like to check her out. Thanks!

In response to several questions.
Elisa at CPHC is early 20's with nice high tight young girls big boobs and nice slim waist and hips. Hair is blond streaked.
By Asian I mean a tongue rim job on your asshole. all the while reaching under between my legs and jerking me off and playing with my balls before we got to the main events.

The girl at the apartment that was 160 was all inclusive for deep throat BBBJTCIM and then FS. I did anything and everything I wanted to her, nice and nasty. Those of you who know me know I'm serious about that.

In regards to the City Paper ads, first of all don't even waste your time calling any VA numbers. While some are definitely FS, way too many are rip off artists. Maryland is 50/50 although lately the odds have definitely improved a lot. DC numbers with DC locations are always your best bet.

When I call, I simply ask right away what is the rate for an hour incall, tell them what I am looking for in a girl specifically very young ( legal age of course ), very petite slender hard tight body blonde or brunette with no BS inhibitions or rules. I then ask what they have that matches up as best possible to that. Now they are selling you. I then ask if any of the girls speak greek for a tip. Now the girls who speak greek are usually willing to BBBJ.
Sometimes, if I think I have a semi honest one on the phone and that she seems to feel comfortable with me, I say that while I certainly expect to wear a raincoat for the main event that a I hate to have to use a translator for my french lessons, will that be OK? So far, I have found a greater percentage who will admit to speaking greek on the phone than will give the OK for BBBJ even in couched terms. I am now at the point that I simply try them out and cross them off the list if they won't. I have had really good luck when arriving there but before handing over the $$ to make it clear that I expect no translation. Sometimes they balk, but I make it clear I'm leaving with my money if they won't do it so they very often give in once they see and smell the $$.
No fool proof, but it can be effective. Hell, there are plenty out there and they know it so if you leave, that's OK, get back on the phone

Importer,

What time do you see the girls on the L St run? So far I see nothing up to like 11PM. I did try dropping in to Clicks bar once based on posts a while back regading that place. Interesting place and clearly has possibilities but it was really empty. I can only assume it is a real late night joint. Really cheap drinks that are at least 2 or 3 drinks in one. Lots of corners and back rooms that must get some initial action, kind of wild west place.

I have long thought that the latino sections near where you describe must have some SW action so I have cruised there several times but seen nothing so far that I could identify as SW but then again there are a lot of people out around there and it may just be too difficult to identify them plus I wonder if they cater more to latino men clients as opposed to older white guys.

Anybody ever try the Latin Palace on Florida? I have been really tempted based on price and have talked on the phone several times to them and they sound good on the phone but the parking situation is really bad, especially at night and you are way to visible on a heavily traveled street by citizens and LE. Again, I would stand out like a sore thumb there.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TrashMan
[i]Been busy. Several comments.
Why waste time at any DC AMP that is not FS? I don't get it! What's the point when there are so many that provide great FS.
Tried CPHC a few weeks ago and was very pleasantly surprised. Very clean place with really large rooms. Elisa had me bend over a chair and Asian'ed me like nobody's business, then had me sit and reverse cowgirl'ed me while seated, finally ended with her bent over the chair. Great innovative technique. Of and before she started, she carefully placed the chair next to the towel cabinet that she then spun 180 degrees revealing a big mirror as she grinned wickedly at me. Great fun.
The City Paper continues to be a great source for girls. I tried Laura, a late 20's Russian girl with big tits and a penchant for deep greek. I was a little disapointed though because I had asked specifically for a girl willing to BBBJ and she wouldn't so I made up for it by slamming her ass real good for her.
Found a great little blonde cutie named Shana early 20's for 160 who provided completely unrushed BBBJ deep as you want gag her style with her head hanging off the edge of the table while getting probed to the max in both holes. Unbelievably good action. Really nice safe clean apartment in very safe area.
Spent some time combing through the ads, calling for pricing, locations, attitudes, etc. and have developed a really nice list of girls. A little legwork goes a long way.
Also been doing a little detective work on the DC SW scene. Found that clearly the NY Ave near Texaco seems to still be about the only location I've found and it's really hit or miss. Last night I saw a bunch though and they were blatantly waving at cars like in the old days. All black, but a few were pretty damned cute. I wondered why all the LE were out yet only in bunches at the hotels with their lights on. Turns out they were looking for the sniper guys! Glad I don't drive a Caprice! I always tend to be cautious and look over situations for a while before making a move and I notice on multiple nights a black late model SUV in the parking lot of the Texaco with lights off and a big black dude inside who occaisonally drives off and then returns. I have seen a few girls go over and talk to him. So...is this guy a pimp or LE? I smell LE and don't wanna find out the hard way so I will continue to observe for a while. Anybody got a thought on this?
Also I cruised in the HOJO parking lot on NY Ave looking for girls especially the white cute one mentioned on the board a little while back but so far have seen nothing.
Anybody else got any revelations for SW locations? I get in the mood for a BBBJ and that's all so they are the best bet for that based on my Baltimore experiences. [/i][/QUOTE]

great post man that dude in the SUV is a pimp there are a few white girls that sometimes walk around Upper West Virgina Ave. and near the hotels past the checkers leading out of the city

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TrashMan
[i]Importer,

What time do you see the girls on the L St run? So far I see nothing up to like 11PM. I did try dropping in to Clicks bar once based on posts a while back regading that place. Interesting place and clearly has possibilities but it was really empty. I can only assume it is a real late night joint. Really cheap drinks that are at least 2 or 3 drinks in one. Lots of corners and back rooms that must get some initial action, kind of wild west place.

I have long thought that the latino sections near where you describe must have some SW action so I have cruised there several times but seen nothing so far that I could identify as SW but then again there are a lot of people out around there and it may just be too difficult to identify them plus I wonder if they cater more to latino men clients as opposed to older white guys.

Anybody ever try the Latin Palace on Florida? I have been really tempted based on price and have talked on the phone several times to them and they sound good on the phone but the parking situation is really bad, especially at night and you are way to visible on a heavily traveled street by citizens and LE. Again, I would stand out like a sore thumb there. [/i][/QUOTE]

the latin palace bsically provides what they say but the girl is usually nt very attractive and won't speak english and no matter how much $$ she simply refuses to speak greek or bbbj. basically although they have ad's in the city paper and a website the chicas seem to basically cater to a spanish clientele. you get waht you pay for in there. In fact you might feel like you've paid too much based on your session

I checked the area around Park Road last night. Like you Trashman, I could not tell if anyone was working. I saw one girl. She looked pretty good. She was just hangin out with two latin dudes wearing big gold chains. They were probably drug dealers and she was one of their girlfriends. So I did not try anything. It was raining really hard last night so no one was really out. I then went to Adams Morgan. After paying ten dollars for parking I went to have a few beers in a couple of the bars hoping the rain would subside. The rain never let up. After getting my buzz on, I cruised Park Road from 14th then took Mt Pleasant. I did not see any CHICAS. So I figured I'd go downtown. I made it to L street about one o’ clock I saw about twelve to fifteen girls. They were using big ass umbrellas and long raincoats to keep dry. As I made my way down L Street I passed a big black Chevy Tahoe or Suburban SUV with tinted windows parked on the side of the street. There were many girls and a black guy with one of those big puffy type jackets lingering around it. I thought to myself could this be LE because it is the type of SUV you see them in often but it had Maryland plates. Could this be the same dude that was observed at the Texaco? I made my way to thirteenth and then came back around on K. There was a little action on K but much more happenings around the corner on L. I parked on L and turned my lights off but left my car running with the radio on. Within two minutes a fine ass black girl approached me, but I passed. A few minutes later a young looking dirty blonde approached me. She asked if I was looking for a date. I told her I was looking for someone special. She said her name is Angie. Then said how about someone with big tits. Then she asked me if she could get in from the rain. I said OK, but as I was driving off a cruiser came up behind me. I drove a few blocks and turned left on thirteenth. The fuzz kept going straight. I told her that I did not have a good feeling about this and let her out. I also had quite a few beers and was probably over the legal BAC level. My car is also quite distinctive. I have observed plenty of action on L Street and in the downtown area Friday nights after midnight for several weeks. I have not seen anyone getting busted but I have observed a significant LE presence. This leads me to believe that someone is getting paid off or LE is concerned with more important issues. I believe that downtown is where it’s at right now but some of these girls are trying to take us for all we’ve got. I’ve had girls quoting me as high as $150. These girls are not escorts damn it. They are SW’s. We really have got to let them know that we are not paying that much. That is way to inflated. Not even worth it. Is anyone having any good luck in the Downtown area? I want to find a regular I can get her beeper number from so I don’t have to deal with all this. Wiseborn, where is the Latin place or could you point me to their website?

Wiseborn, thanks for the heads up on Latin Palace. I think I will skip it. No BBBJ is not acceptable to me. Glad you see the guy in the SUV as not LE.

Knoche, I am reluctant to give out detailed info especially to someone new to this board. You can use the classifieds and take your pick using some of the advice I gave. Hang around a bit and you'll catch on. I'd hate to have these girls receive an unwanted LE visit.

On a different note, I got stood up by an incall tonight! Made an appointment for 8:30 with a new girl and was to call when I arrived at her building to get apt #. She never answered. I did note an unmarked LE cruiser across the street so perhaps that made her skittish but I was pissed.

I've been searching (without any luck) for a kinky, petite, submissive black escort or SW in the DC area for BDSM-style fun. I'm willing to pay a premium to satisfy this fantasy. If anyone on the board has a lead on any girl fitting this description, I'd be much obliged if you would share them with me.

Thanks

Jay