Escort Reports

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6293710]Alice was the forerunner of these dirt bag no ho apartment parlors. You can do a six degrees of separation from her to Bianca, Eve, Rylie and the other dope heads on rubmd and bed page.

Alice has to be one of the ugliest girls in the sex trade. She does, however, have one, actually two redeeming factors. The lord almighty blessed be his name in the name of Vishnu and all gave her the greatest tits ever for snuggling my 10 inch anaconda in between. She russianed me a few years back and I let off a load that JPS fucken tracked on their earthquake detector. She has not been posting too frequently, I hear she is participating in a UCLA study for possums and humans who look like possums. But she is for real. She has that thing going where her forehead is bigger than her neck, but Jesus INRI Christ, her tits are truly one for the ages (think the rook sacrifice in kasparov v. Topalov 1999) .[/QUOTE]Jesus it's so easy to recognize when you write a review. And I don't mean that as a compliment.

Hapa, thanks for the reply, thoughts, and the extra link.

I did speak with her last summer once via phone while in Michigan, and she seems cool / legit, but you never know. Was hoping someone else had seen her out west.

I do still plan to see her when she comes back here, I'll lyk when / if I do. Thanks!

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6293874]Just my opinion she looks like a up seller or possible rob.

[URL]https://secrethostess.com/796723/[/URL][/QUOTE]

Howdy,

Anyone have any intel on Kitty Babe? I searched the thread for reviews, but to no avail. I like her style and tats. She is LA based but touring in my hometown, Scottsdale. Would appreciate any details from you Cali peeps:

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/kittybabe[/URL]#photos.

[QUOTE=OakOak22;6295431]Jesus it's so easy to recognize when you write a review. And I don't mean that as a compliment.[/QUOTE]Maybe ****** would work better for you?

Anyone have experiences with Eva London? ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/evalondon[/URL]).

Looking for good clean GFE.

I saw Alice last fall, and I concur. She has a face for radio, but a great rack and was very friendly and accommodating. She was working out of the place in Chinatown that had Miko, Chloe (Devyn), Allie and others for a few months. The DTLA version of the NoHo parlor.

I enjoyed Miko and Chloe / Devyn much more. Devyn is still around (Eagle Rock), but Miko went down to San Diego and I lost touch with her unfortunately.

Has anyone seen Allie? I've been strongly considering her but haven't pulled the trigger.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/92606e53-d00e-4ce4-8139-d6088aa980ec[/URL]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6293710]Alice was the forerunner of these dirt bag no ho apartment parlors. You can do a six degrees of separation from her to Bianca, Eve, Rylie and the other dope heads on rubmd and bed page.

Alice has to be one of the ugliest girls in the sex trade. She does, however, have one, actually two redeeming factors. The lord almighty blessed be his name in the name of Vishnu and all gave her the greatest tits ever for snuggling my 10 inch anaconda in between. She russianed me a few years back and I let off a load that JPS fucken tracked on their earthquake detector. She has not been posting too frequently, I hear she is participating in a UCLA study for possums and humans who look like possums. But she is for real. She has that thing going where her forehead is bigger than her neck, but Jesus INRI Christ, her tits are truly one for the ages (think the rook sacrifice in kasparov v. Topalov 1999) .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RootPotter;6296230]I saw Alice last fall, and I concur. She has a face for radio, but a great rack and was very friendly and accommodating. She was working out of the place in Chinatown that had Miko, Chloe (Devyn), Allie and others for a few months. The DTLA version of the NoHo parlor.

I enjoyed Miko and Chloe / Devyn much more. Devyn is still around (Eagle Rock), but Miko went down to San Diego and I lost touch with her unfortunately.

Has anyone seen Allie? I've been strongly considering her but haven't pulled the trigger.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/92606e53-d00e-4ce4-8139-d6088aa980ec[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks all, for the constructive feedback. Any info on Devyn?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6290409]You can pm me for her information, but I am about to repeat with a 59 year old - 220 out the door for what is actually a good massage, great ball and dick work, Russian on some rather gnarly tits, and a CBJ.

Now, mind you the CBJ is up there in the pantheon of shit with the designated hitter, the Powell concurring opinion in University of California V. Bakke, and mail in voting, but this girl can suck dick.

It is a testament to the lack of anything out there that 220 from a fucken boomer is what it takes.[/QUOTE]Who is this 59 year old that is 220 out the door!! What is her address and info? Got to see her to see what all why'all talking about?

[QUOTE=Variety1;6295897]Hapa, thanks for the reply, thoughts, and the extra link.

I did speak with her last summer once via phone while in Michigan, and she seems cool / legit, but you never know. Was hoping someone else had seen her out west.

I do still plan to see her when she comes back here, I'll lyk when / if I do. Thanks![/QUOTE]Of course the girl will talk sweet and cool over the telephone because she wants to get ya in the door. Haha.

You're money though.

[QUOTE=KingStannis;6296049]Howdy,

Anyone have any intel on Kitty Babe? I searched the thread for reviews, but to no avail. I like her style and tats. She is LA based but touring in my hometown, Scottsdale. Would appreciate any details from you Cali peeps:

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/kittybabe[/URL]#photos.[/QUOTE]If search her # and etc info can be found like Terr reviews but 2 years old and she doesn't dfk.

I bet the bible thumpers like her 30 minute rate $666. LOL.

Her rates are sorta like her goth appearance.

30 min = 666.

1 hr = 777.

90 min = 999.

[QUOTE=Yths4;6296215]Anyone have experiences with Eva London? ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/evalondon[/URL]).

Looking for good clean GFE.[/QUOTE]She is reviewed on the Ter and I might have to put her on my TDL is after I comeback from DC?

[QUOTE=KingStannis;6296049]Howdy,

Anyone have any intel on Kitty Babe? I searched the thread for reviews, but to no avail. I like her style and tats. She is LA based but touring in my hometown, Scottsdale. Would appreciate any details from you Cali peeps:

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/kittybabe[/URL]#photos.[/QUOTE]Search her # for another site ************* and use the search function for Denver kittybabe.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6296618]If search her # and etc info can be found like Terr reviews but 2 years old and she doesn't dfk.

I bet the bible thumpers like her 30 minute rate $666. LOL.

Her rates are sorta like her goth appearance.

30 min = 666.

1 hr = 777.

90 min = 999.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6296646]Search her # for another site ************* and use the search function for Denver kittybabe.[/QUOTE]Thanks friend for the info! Really appreciate it.

No BBFS. Only possible downside is her tits are small.

[QUOTE=Yths4;6296215]Anyone have experiences with Eva London? ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/evalondon[/URL]).

Looking for good clean GFE.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yths4;6296215]Anyone have experiences with Eva London? ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/evalondon[/URL]).

Looking for good clean GFE.[/QUOTE]Gorgeous girl. Great body. Excellent service. I have repeated.

[QUOTE=RootPotter;6296230]I saw Alice last fall, and I concur. She has a face for radio, but a great rack and was very friendly and accommodating. She was working out of the place in Chinatown that had Miko, Chloe (Devyn), Allie and others for a few months. The DTLA version of the NoHo parlor.

I enjoyed Miko and Chloe / Devyn much more. Devyn is still around (Eagle Rock), but Miko went down to San Diego and I lost touch with her unfortunately.

Has anyone seen Allie? I've been strongly considering her but haven't pulled the trigger.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/92606e53-d00e-4ce4-8139-d6088aa980ec[/URL][/QUOTE]Any details about this place in Chinatown you could share?

Anyone seen this girl [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/samantha-darling?[/URL] Or maybe you are nice enough to share what her reviews on TER or them say?

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/samantha-darling-escort-los-angeles-997254[/URL]#erotic.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/samantha-darling-9254771592-373790[/URL]

[QUOTE=GdezLosAngeles;6298126]Anyone seen this girl [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/samantha-darling?[/URL] Or maybe you are nice enough to share what her reviews on TER or them say?

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/samantha-darling-escort-los-angeles-997254[/URL]#erotic.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/samantha-darling-9254771592-373790[/URL][/QUOTE]This old fart had a good time back in June.

As requested, she greeted me with a see through dress where I saw her full body. It was excited. I asked to take a quick shower since it was a hot day. Came out and quickly started the fun. She had a cozy bed setup and super comfortable. I laid out and let her take over with BBBJ. It was nice and soothing and she did what I asked. Bls with lots of spit. She was able to do some deep throating while I held her head. It feel great. Since I wanted to relax most of the time, I didn't spend too much time playing with her. Did some FIV to get her wet. She was tight so I was eager to want to feel what it was like. Asked for the cover and told her to lay on her back. Went in her and slowly moved back and fourth. I knew it was her to now keep it in. I wanted to pound her hard but only short period otherwise I would've came to quick. I turned her to the side to feel her differently. I knew I was going to have a big load so I ask her if I could cim and see her play with it for a bit. She said yes. So I went harder and fast till I was about to blow. Uncovered and she got under me and cim all of it. She spit it out and suck the cum in for a bit. It was fun watching her do this. I had a great time. Got cleaned up and went my way. Def worth seeing and I'll be seeing her again.

What does Devyn look like? How's her service? I'm close by if you wouldn't mind sharing her contact info or her web page. TIA.

[QUOTE=RootPotter;6296230]I saw Alice last fall, and I concur. She has a face for radio, but a great rack and was very friendly and accommodating. She was working out of the place in Chinatown that had Miko, Chloe (Devyn), Allie and others for a few months. The DTLA version of the NoHo parlor.

I enjoyed Miko and Chloe / Devyn much more. Devyn is still around (Eagle Rock), but Miko went down to San Diego and I lost touch with her unfortunately.

Has anyone seen Allie? I've been strongly considering her but haven't pulled the trigger.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/92606e53-d00e-4ce4-8139-d6088aa980ec[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WolfWolf79;6296351]Thanks all, for the constructive feedback. Any info on Devyn?[/QUOTE][URL]https://tryst.link/massage/inheavenwithdevyn[/URL]

I had my first MT experience with her (it was hers first too). She was a lot of fun, a good sport. She's very responsive to texts.

[QUOTE=Jl104;6298110]Any details about this place in Chinatown you could share?[/QUOTE]The Chinatown location is no longer operating AFAIK.

Has anyone tried her? I can't seem to find any reviews.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/86d67e56-8414-4744-b599-d836c1ff9e6e[/URL]

It seems like she works out of the same place as this asian woman;.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/2d28c267-6afc-4f5b-b87f-babd94e3d709[/URL]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6298359]This old fart had a good time back in June.

As requested, she greeted me with a see through dress where I saw her full body. It was excited. I asked to take a quick shower since it was a hot day. Came out and quickly started the fun. She had a cozy bed setup and super comfortable. I laid out and let her take over with BBBJ. It was nice and soothing and she did what I asked. Bls with lots of spit. She was able to do some deep throating while I held her head. It feel great. Since I wanted to relax most of the time, I didn't spend too much time playing with her. Did some FIV to get her wet. She was tight so I was eager to want to feel what it was like. Asked for the cover and told her to lay on her back. Went in her and slowly moved back and fourth. I knew it was her to now keep it in. I wanted to pound her hard but only short period otherwise I would've came to quick. I turned her to the side to feel her differently. I knew I was going to have a big load so I ask her if I could cim and see her play with it for a bit. She said yes. So I went harder and fast till I was about to blow. Uncovered and she got under me and cim all of it. She spit it out and suck the cum in for a bit. It was fun watching her do this. I had a great time. Got cleaned up and went my way. Def worth seeing and I'll be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]Thank you kind sir, a gentleman and a scholar as ever. Her as says she is downtown. Is she downtown downtown or like in east Hollywood?

[QUOTE=GdezLosAngeles;6298870]Thank you kind sir, a gentleman and a scholar as ever. Her as says she is downtown. Is she downtown downtown or like in east Hollywood?[/QUOTE]The review was not mine but it sounds like she is downtown so bring narcan as our mayor just moved 100 fennie addicts to downtown from Venice.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6298359]This old fart had a good time back in June.

As requested, she greeted me with a see through dress where I saw her full body. It was excited. I asked to take a quick shower since it was a hot day. Came out and quickly started the fun. She had a cozy bed setup and super comfortable. I laid out and let her take over with BBBJ. It was nice and soothing and she did what I asked. Bls with lots of spit. She was able to do some deep throating while I held her head. It feel great. Since I wanted to relax most of the time, I didn't spend too much time playing with her. Did some FIV to get her wet. She was tight so I was eager to want to feel what it was like. Asked for the cover and told her to lay on her back. Went in her and slowly moved back and fourth. I knew it was her to now keep it in. I wanted to pound her hard but only short period otherwise I would've came to quick. I turned her to the side to feel her differently. I knew I was going to have a big load so I ask her if I could cim and see her play with it for a bit. She said yes. So I went harder and fast till I was about to blow. Uncovered and she got under me and cim all of it. She spit it out and suck the cum in for a bit. It was fun watching her do this. I had a great time. Got cleaned up and went my way. Def worth seeing and I'll be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]Wow you guys really have bad taste.

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;6299525]Wow you guys really have bad taste.[/QUOTE]Let's be clear. That review was NOT mine. The girl in the ad looks like she has been eating at burger king for 10 years straight and has tattoos they will not even give you in prison. I would not fuck her with lngtimemongr's dick.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44523/[/URL]

This one popped up on "MF".

From my preliminary analysis, here is what I think:

Pros. She has a terrific body. Horrible tats and for some reason does her hair short.

She is local and seems to be in the venice area.

She is from russia.

The tits might be real.

Cons. This may be a legit massage.

She seems to eat a box lunch.

Anyone?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6306075][URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44523/[/URL]

This one popped up on "MF".

From my preliminary analysis, here is what I think:

Pros. She has a terrific body. Horrible tats and for some reason does her hair short.

She is local and seems to be in the venice area.

She is from russia.

The tits might be real.

Cons. This may be a legit massage.

She seems to eat a box lunch.

Anyone?[/QUOTE]If a legit massage, what is tip expectation?

[QUOTE=MrJohnJohn;6306675]If a legit massage, what is tip expectation?[/QUOTE]Zero. I am going in, but fear the optics here. At 180, the issue is that if she offers to do dick work, it would have to be near double the base. But I am willing to flip up to 260 ish out the door, especially if she is Russian. The russians are going to cause a fucken nuclear conflict in the donbass, and I want to say that they gave redeeming handjobs. So there is that.

[QUOTE=BBNovice2018;6297326]No BBFS. Only possible downside is her tits are small.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BikiniFan;6297433]Gorgeous girl. Great body. Excellent service. I have repeated.[/QUOTE]Appreciate all the vouching. If I can just get over this massive anxiety this year might be the first time I experience this hobby.

Anyone know if Persian Katie is back?

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/katie-niaki-escort-san-fernando-valley-441429[/URL]#erotic.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Marina-del-Rey/Marina_Hord[/URL]

Now that is what I am talking about.

Young girl from the Ukraine.

Slim body.

Maybe fakies.

Now, I have been a fan of zip lock pussies for a long time. I am wrong. This girl has a pussy with some meat on it and it feels and looks great.

In doggy, her little asshole is beautiful. The color is a sort of off pink and there is none of that balloon knot shit. It looks like you could eat nigiri off her asshole.

Only downside is covered BJ.

So there is this girl on massage finder. She asks for 150 for regular, and my last time with her I gave her the 300 (so 150 on top) and in addition to the handy, I was all over what has to be the greatest ass in the western hemisphere and she let me pull down her dress to see what were the greatest tits in yes, the western hemisphere. How much do you think FS would cost me. I paid 300 for a handy with access to ass and tits.

Was checking out rubmd for a nice girl that I haven't seen yet and came upon a new ad. Made an appointment and headed to West Hollywood. Parking was impossible was about to just park in red since I was only going to be there for 30 minutes. Got me a gorgeous brunette, she had a sexy accent. Got BBBJ and HJ combination to finish my massage. New girl offers FS that's available today, isn't the gorgeous Ukrainian girl that was there yesterday. If you want to see any of the girls just Text them and they will send you the info.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/4177903d-ca6d-4ccf-b0dc-ab03087c8dc3[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6314198]Was checking out rubmd for a nice girl that I haven't seen yet and came upon a new ad. Made an appointment and headed to West Hollywood. Parking was impossible was about to just park in red since I was only going to be there for 30 minutes. Got me a gorgeous brunette, she had a sexy accent. Got BBBJ and HJ combination to finish my massage. New girl offers FS that's available today, isn't the gorgeous Ukrainian girl that was there yesterday. If you want to see any of the girls just Text them and they will send you the info.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/4177903d-ca6d-4ccf-b0dc-ab03087c8dc3[/URL][/QUOTE]What is the donation my Russian friend?

[QUOTE=CuriousDroid15;6308264]Anyone know if Persian Katie is back?

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/katie-niaki-escort-san-fernando-valley-441429[/URL]#erotic.[/QUOTE]She was a good one. Would love to hook up with her again. Let us know if you find her.

One of the great joys of mongering about 15 years ago was going on massage anywhere dot com and finding a girl who would do some shiatsu on hibachisu. At this point the talent on massage anywhere is either legit, dead, or gay men. I am not interested in 1 or 3, but 2 maybe.

The new site is massage finder.

It has a lot of pros. First, it charges girls to post. Second, the pictures have to be somewhat realistic in that the girl has to video verify her post. There are shit brigades of gay men, and quite a few legit girls, but if you see a girl who says "stress relief" or something near that, you know she is down for the handie. I have had real massages, about like 3-4 times in my life, and it is as useful in releasing stress as the fish counter at ralphs. No massage ever releases stress, it just moves shit around.

I can list a few that I have seen from there. Here is one.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44443/[/URL]

She is peak to the demographic of a young Latina with limited skills of cognition. She has about as much customer service skills as the complaint window at abu ghraib. She wants 130 and does a terrible massage on my back. By terrible I mean I had to send her two cautionary memos not to go too hard. There was no teasing.

I turned over on command, probably about 25 minutes in, and just like lebron crybabying about getting fouled and that he is his own worse enemy, she says, do you want sensual. I tell her ok, and she says are you ok with the extra fee which is 100. So for 230, I am with a porky Latina who is into the job about as much as a andy gumb cleaner on skid row. Other than are you going to cum for me, the only interaction was me begging her to go slow and her responding that can you even finish if I go slow.

I stuck it out pretty long until she got pretty disgusted at the process and she left me hanging on liftoff and did not squeeze at all.

Her office is on Santa Monica boulevard in Beverly hills. Avoid.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6317556] The new site is massage finder.

I stuck it out pretty long until she got pretty disgusted at the process and she left me hanging on liftoff and did not squeeze at all.

Her office is on Santa Monica boulevard in Beverly hills. Avoid.[/QUOTE]First off, LOL complaint window at Abu Gharib!

I'm intrigued by this site also, any intel on the following:

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43811/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44550/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42897/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43996/[/URL]

Probably will TOFTT with the first provider (I'm in Hancock Park, she's in K-town so at least the trip won't be long).

Moni is are&T with so-so massage but she's hot with attitude.

Paulina is the best with an legit therapeutic massage and great HE but draws line at touching her anywhere but her tits. Getting her naked is easily $$.

Not sure about the other two but it's pretty obvious that they'd provide happy endings.

[QUOTE=CubsFan6012;6319043]Moni is are&T with so-so massage but she's hot with attitude.

Paulina is the best with an legit therapeutic massage and great HE but draws line at touching her anywhere but her tits. Getting her naked is easily $$.

Not sure about the other two but it's pretty obvious that they'd provide happy endings.[/QUOTE]Cubs fan is back? This is the dude that did not see a pussy for two years cause of corona, went and saw this stacked Latina in Venice, got her to drip her pussy all over him and then just disappeared.